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#this man is so underappreciated
yeehawgeek · 1 month
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GOD i need more wrecker x reader fics PLEASE
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themichaelsheen · 11 months
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Antony Starr at the premiere for Guy Ritchie's The Covenant, April 17, 2023
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moderndaypandora · 1 year
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The LAYERS needed in a modern/human Dreamling au.  Some level of Endless family dysfunction, obviously.  Hob's family can be be dead or not, it's all good. Are they old enough to have individually gained the awareness they are off-puttingly intense and should hide it a bit at first, or still in that "no, why would I need to Elsa this" stage?
Option A is both of them trying to play it cool, like "don't scare him off" except they so badly want to go from zero to sixty.
(Death and Desire have ruthlessly drilled Dream with flashcards about how to react appropriately in situations.
Desire: it's your one-month anniversary, what do you do?
Dream: [hesitantly] NOT propose?
Desire and Death, conferring, because that's technically correct but the delivery was suspect.
Death, encouragingly: Good start. And?

Dream: a nice dinner and maybe a walk?
Desire: well done!
Death: and for a three-month anniversary?

Dream: give them a key to my flat.
Desire: [airhorn] NO. RED CARD.)
Option B makes them the classic anecdotal "my grandparents got engaged within seven days of meeting each other and still are happy together".
(Death, rubbing her temples: so you met this guy--
Dream: Hob
Death: -- Hob, and within 1 day you gave notice to the Registrar's Office and figured out the best day to get married. And Hob agreed to this?
Dream: NO.
Death: oh thank go-
Dream: Hob SUGGESTED this.
Death: . . .
Dream: are you going to be a witness or not?
Death, 29 days later in the Registrar's Office, to Hob's witness: Is he sane?
Johanna Constantine, drinking heavily from a large flask: unfortunately yes, by all legal definitions.
Death: fuck
Johanna: [passing the flask over] if your brother's even a tenth as intense as Hob, they'll be fine. Probably.
Death, brightening: Is Hob that bad?

Johanna: You know how sometimes you meet somebody and think "oof, they're a bit much, best give them a wide berth"?

Death: yeah.
Johanna: Hob's like a camouflaged hole in the ground of muchness. Except he's done the hole up all nice and he knows that sometimes you just want to be left alone in the hole to sulk and rattle the spikes for a bit, and occasionally get a F&M hamper tossed in.
Death: [hmmmmmmm'ing approvingly]
Johanna, morose: the bastard.
In the background, Hob and Dream are pressing their foreheads together and basking in each other's presence)
#dreamling#the sandman#it's underappreciated how many red flags hob probably is buried under his amiable exterior#he looked at dream of the endless and went 'yeah'#not even as a 'i can make him better'#very much as a 'i can vibe with his current state and frankly even if he was worse i'd still be like that's my husband [shrug emoji]'#'what am i supposed to do? i knew who he was when i married him'#everybody around them: [extremely done with their shit] STOP ENABLING HIM#hob: he's my goth sweetheart#dream's entire family: he's ten sulking cats in eyeliner and a dramatic coat#hob: i know :D i love him!#johanna constantine is like 'hob's insane'#and everybody's going 'oh no don't be so mean he's just a little boring next to dream'#johanna: he saw dream being dream and went 'i need to stamp my name on him. how do i permanently tie us together'#johanna: he'd never safety pin a condom but i can just see the gears turning in hob's head about how to get to spend more time with dream#johanna: just radiating smug contentment over his insane wet cat#hob: i cannot wait to spend the next 60 years with that man#hob: and ideally die in our sleep together still holding hands#death and johanna: [staring at him over their fourth round of drinks]#dream: [heart of eyes and pink of cheeks]#dream: we should never not be holding hands#hob: okay but what if occasionally we stop holding hands just to then appreciate the feeling of starting to hold hands again#dream: [mulling] acceptable#death and johanna could probably start an entire benefriends or actual romantic relationship entirely based on judging dreamling
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agentc0rn · 2 months
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La vie est une fleur dont l'amour est le miel - Victor Hugo
"Az/The sun shines down" orchestra remix (youtube.com)
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chiropteracupola · 1 month
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granby + iskierka + keynes
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asquinate · 8 days
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Since apparently this guy is the easiest to draw for my brain, I present more Shinomori for @fractiflos' Middle May
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Practice sketches and things Ive done with him in it under the cut
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i also wanted to put some of my headcanons for him or stuff that just made sense to me
Hikage
birthday is in September, if I had to pick a day, I'd say the third.
Huge history buff, he strikes me as the type of guy that just knows so many strangely specific dates.
Also, you can kind of see it in the expressions practice but I HC his hair color was like light brown as a kid and just got lighter as he grew up. then he got OFA which rapid aged him and it didn't stop getting lighter until his hair was white. :/
Orphaned, I imagine his parents were killed in a protest which led to him joining Bruce and Kudou's resistance group.
because he used to work with Bruce I genuinely believe this man knows how to handle even the most bizarre of weaponry. like someone's confused on how to load a rocket launcher or throw a dagger and he's just ready to help. <-this for sure freaked out Banjo the first time he complained about not knowing how to use a gun and Hikage just pulled one out and did an impromptu lesson.
He knows, and is good at Widdling.
Cats v. Dogs argument comes up this man replies with squirrels or crows.
This may just be me projecting but, he's AroAce for sure. Man lives in the forest doesn't want to have to talk to anyone or have any romantic relationships? Be less relatable my guy.
bro has like a bunch of craft magazines that he just goes through. he has a dealer for this so he doesn't have to leave the forest.
He strikes me as an action movie fan
love languages would be words of affirmation, and gifts.
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Ted and Lucy In The Rain
The part in The Hatchetfield Ape-Man where Konk freaks out over water falling from the sky is such a good moment because, if you stop to think about it, it would make no sense if Konk was actually real. The Hatchetfield Ape Man is an outdoor creature from Michigan of all places, he wouldn't be scared or confused by a bit of rain. At first it feels like a mistake on the Langs' part, a character oversight that just slipped through the cracks. But then the full story snaps into focus and you realize that it wasn't the Langs who messed up, but Ted. Lucy was just too blinded by her own hopes and fantasies to notice.
Great fucking writing.
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ascendingtostardust · 4 months
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don’t hmu I’m not okay
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sk1fanfiction · 2 months
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canon Harry would drop kick Indy!'Smart'!Powerful!Harry off a cliff
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anonymous-dentist · 6 months
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Guys I wanna visit Mexico so BAD like I've never been and it'd be such an expensive trip and I don't even know what I'd do but like. I wanna go to Teotihuacan
But also I think Anonymous J would kill me if I went anywhere other than Chile tbh so maybe I should just stay in the states lol
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Shang Qinghua would be a huge Meng Yao/Jin Guangyao stan. send tweet
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dawnled · 19 days
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our wings are our dreams , & on towards the sky ! / @kukyc !
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some might find the aches & pains jolting through his body to be concerning - but , practicing under dedicated people like the top performers of kaleido stage , idolising those like layla hamilton , for riku it was to be expected . if anything , the more it hurt , the more it was a sign of a good day's hard work .
he's softened over time, most certainly , as has layla , with the presence of new people at the stage - while he still pushes himself to work hard , to perfect his acts as much as he can , he's no longer working himself ragged for the sake of perfectionism , at least not as much as he was .
it gives him time to take a breath , to sit for a few moments to rest before making his way around the stage , keeping a curious but mindful eye on others & their work . the stage , especially since the arrival of the newer recruits , has been livelier , brighter , a little bit less tense .
it's as he's passing by one of the practice areas that he spots vanitas , hanging by his legs from one of the trapeze bars - he must have been there for a while , as the trapeze has long since lost its momentum , but vanitas' gaze seems unfocused . perhaps he's zoning out , or maybe he's lost in thought ---- either way , it makes riku snicker , just a little bit , to see him jolt as riku presses a cool bottle of water to his cheek , the motion so sudden that the trapeze & its chains jostle with it ; if it were a less - trained individual , they probably would have fallen off the trapeze completely .
riku , at the very least , offers the bottle as an unspoken apology - though whether or not vanitas will take it ( or snatch it , might be more appropriate ? ) is another thing entirely .
" working hard today ? "
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keeps-ache · 22 days
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little soup cans are some of the neatest things we have, wish there were more soup-can-like things in this world
#just me hi#though canopeners need to stop being deadly weapons to some degree before that hfhs#'they're not deadly tho ?' well usually yes. but did you know that they can age Badly? i did not!#and the one I was using was dulled to an extent that it would Skip over a part of the can#(nearly the same spot every time lol) and when I thought I'd managed to fool it and had only#the tiniest bit of metal between me and some beans (pretty sure it was beans) I thought#'ohh I'll just pull up the can lid :)' Well the lid snapped off completely towards and Into my hand#and I had a bean-can wound on my pinky for about a week or so. I do not know how long it's been lol#//but soup cans are pretty cool I feel like they're kinda underappreciated !!#you can just have Soup ? Whenever ??? and it's Normal !! wow :D#sure making soup is pretty great. but that's a process man. and we're not even associates#[<- 'a process I am (not) intimate with']#like there is a little can of menudo in the pantry rn - medunito they call it isn't that just !! - and it's just there. it can be made in#like 10 minutes. is this Not the best thing ever ! ?#//I've also gotta figure out this sleeping thing that I've got going on (everybody has it going on)#I was maybe half a week into actually have a consistent thing going but the night I stopped was bc I am a sucker of a storyteller and we#were up til about. I think 4-6 a.m.#that's on me yes. my siblings vs. my desire to tell stories and rubber willpower hfbdh#a deadly match truly#and also I lost my snoopy watch (RIP snoopy watch you will be missed (I can't find it send help Waough)) and that was the only clock I had#in this room so now if I wanna know the time I have to go the living room - which is like a whole dang thing lemme tell you about it#/first I've gotta get up - easiest thing by far - and get to the door - assuming I don't get KO'd by my siblings' belongings on the floor -#get to the door. the door Is broken to some extent. opening it means a loud THDPD noise is sent throughout the entire house lol. and you#have to yank on the thing to get it open - so double effort there - and then you step out into the hallwayish area where you can then enter#the living room - oh so easy! but No! you then have to either turn on the kitchen lights and wake everyone with their door open or sleeping#in the living room for whatever reason Orrr you have to clamber over chairs pots perhaps a cat if you've got real bad luck that night to ge#up nice n personal to the clock so you can read the dang thing and see it's 11:23. which is like nothing so you stay up Anyway and do not#check the clock again because not only was that a hassle but also you released every creature that was in the room with you (that's a lot o#noise). but Yea the clock situation is ongoing hfbsh#'why don't you get a clock' that would be much too easy loll :) (last one disappeared and we keep forgetting lol) //ran out of tag space so
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marikocent · 8 months
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a (white) male character gets treated absolutely dirty by the writers, his character development is in question mark, he doesn't even TRY
fandom: How dare they???....they hate him so bad I love him even MORE now!
a female character gets treated dirty even for simply doing her best by the writers
fandom: Oh lmao who cares we appreciate the white boy here! *proceeds to write hate essay about her instead*
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sweetlycharlotte · 1 year
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MALONE. ♡
Teddy's Nerdy Prudes Must Die Countdown (34/38)
funny little private investigator who had 1 minute of screentime, my beloved <3
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My thoughts on the projects of MCU Phase 4, looking back.
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