#this isn't normal

[chaotic-on-main]

no thoughts, just you spooning with Levi in the early morning and half asleep. you shifting a little and it tells him that you're finally awake. his strong arms around you suddenly tightening, pulling you closer into his chest as one hand goes around your throat and the other snakes down into your pajama pants. his teeth find your earlobe, nibbling as his fingers find what they're looking for. any form of movement now restricted as he holds you close.

#good morning guys i wrote this in bed #i'm sorry i woke up in another mood #may or may not be based on my own experiences #NO ONE LOOK AT ME #THIS ISN'T NORMAL #aldjkajflajfks #levi ackerman thots #levi thots #levi ackerman #levi ackerman x reader #levi x reader #n.sfw #smut #attack on titan #aot #shingeki no kyojin #snk #cw dubcon #cw dubious consent #i think? just in case #okay im going back into the ocean where i belong goodbye

[duahauuoplanh]

Love, actually.

Junho x Yoona on Allure Korea

#omgggg #like omg #The intimacy is insane #this isn't normal #twitter is burning #and no im not ok #if i were yoona i would've ask junho what are we #it's getting very difficult not to ship them #like srsly #People are trying so hard to not ship them #THEM: #king the land marketing team be like: didn’t see it comin huh #Lee junho #Junho #It’s Junho’s season now #King the Land #Yoona #2pm #snsd #như những người lớn yêu nhau dũng cảm

[brown-little-robin]

my throat has been sore for days now but it's getting worse :{ plz pray for me and also, if you have any tips for someone allergic to honey, plz share

#throat all covered in mucus (which irritates it) and the irritation makes me instinctively work my throat muscles to get rid of it #which further exacerbates the problem and wears out my throat #:(( #Robin speaks #idk if I'm sick or just allergies or what #this isn't normal #at least not in the winter it's not

[the-ace-with-spades]

It's currently 32 degrees C (90 F for you American heathens) where I live in THE UK in SEPTEMBER at 6pm

I took a shower before going to work and the five minutes to the bus stop and I'm melting already

#tell me global warming doesn't exist now #this isn't normal #me posts #delete later

[soyalexnajera]

12 hours ago I had 7,870 followers, I just woke up and I was like WTF??

Every single one of this is a bot, my notifications look like this, this bot problem is getting out of hand for me @staff

Is there a way to block a lot of blogs at once?

#idk what to do #if i block them other ones will follow me #this isn't normal #bots #tumblr

[softie-rain]

WBY DO I KEEP GETTING JUMPSCARED BY REAPER WHEN HE TALKS TO CLEMMIE

#softie talks #this isn't normal #it's the third time I see this movie and I keep getting scared #wtf

[kateandanthonyaremyparents]

ANONS ARE OFF

I'm still shaking, this isn't normal!!! I don't feel like I have to explain ourselves. Tudum was happening, Polin stans had a whole night of fun ahead of them, we just wanted to do smt nice too. We've said loud and clear EVERYONE could join the event, just not the disrespectful ones.

And what do you know, I think we're right because you and YOUR moots aren't a delight to begin with.

Remember what my friend @brooklynviscountess received from the all respecting Polin stans a while back. Let me refresh your mind if you conveniently forgot;

I don't remember me ever sending a message as evil as this to someone. Please think about that when you read this.

#polin #bridgerton #this isn't normal #block and report

[teenytiny-ant]

Why isn't the night over yet? I feel ill

#ahhhhhhh #this isn't normal

[mayalaen]

Every summer in the desert it's like the desert has a fever and everybody waits for the fever to break (monsoon) and the longer it takes the more the tension rises in everybody and the hotter everything gets and the more miserable everybody is -- so bad that even people visiting can feel it and ask what's wrong

And the ones who lives here full time spit out lines like "it's a dry heat haha" and squint through the air that burns your eyeballs and the skin of your face even when you're not in direct sunlight

There's more violence and accidents and road rage incidents and pets getting lost and you wonder is this the year the fever never breaks

And then the first haboob comes rolling in looking like something out of a horror movie and blankets everything in sandy dirt but it brings a storm and rain and clouds and it's terrible because there's residual heat left in everything for days even after the clouds come

And it's wet and hot and awful and the tension is bleeding away but still there

You wait because you've been fooled before by clouds that only bring a few minutes of sprinkles and this year it happened three times before the real monsoon started

And when it kept raining and the clouds stayed for three days and the heat finally finally finally backed off to the point where pool decking meant to stay cool "no matter how hot it is outside" doesn't burn your feet today and you finally take a breath

The pools are still so hot it feels like bathwater and it's not even refreshing but it's okay because the monsoon has started and everybody can breathe again

It'll get hot again and it'll still be horrible but the fever broke and everybody can feel it

#i hate the desert #this isn't normal #even though it's always been like this #it's windier than it used to be #thanks to climate change #but it actually didn't get as hot this year #as it has in the past #but the monsoon didn't hit until recently #and we had a record-setting summer #with the most days in a row over 110F #that we've ever had #we didn't even hit 120 this year #the hottest i remember ever seeing here #was 127F #real life #about me #i really hate the heat

[aangarchy]

To all of my fellow west europeans struck by the heatwave today please drink enough water, try to stay inside and if you can't, make sure to apply a generous layer of sunscreen, cover your head with something (a hat, a shawl, anything that'll prevent the sun from burning down on your scalp) and try to avoid physical labor! Get yourself to a cool place, but also make sure you don't just sit with a fan in your face for hours bc that will make you sick! Keep your curtains drawn so the heat stays out, and watch the kids and the elderly bc they're most susceptible to the high temperatures!

Take care 💛

#european heatwave #also if you live in a hot climate and are gonna be snarky abt this heatwave just don't #kind reminder we are on the same latitude as southern canada and like new york #it isn't supposed to be this hot here #more than 200 ppl have already died in spain due to record temperatures of above 45°C there #and that particular wave has been going on for over a week #there are forest fires everywhere in southern europe #yesterday over 20 kids had to be sent to an emergency room bc they got sick due to heat #this isn't normal

[fieryglutenfreechickennoodles]

Okay, but tell me why the fuck I find Arthur Fleck so extremely hot??! And when he goes absolutely of the rails and turn into the Joker he gets even hotter, I want him to fuck me whenever he is covered in blood or bruised

I'm sorry 😐

But it is true tho

#joker 2019 #arthur fleck #why #im not okay #this isn't normal #dc joker #joaquin phoenix #ain't no way

[procyon-kiryu-heaven]

I'm afraid

40 km/h of wind outside my house. Predictions say will be arrive 45km/h.

#this isn't normal #so much wind #personal #mine

[minty-bubblegum]

Me n who 🥺

#LITERALLY OBSESSED WITH YHIS SONG #two years ago I was supposed to write a soukoku fic based off this song #I haven't written a single word for it #It's such a good idea!! #But I never did it 😔 #But fr who wanna love me like an alcoholic 🥺🥺 #I'll love you like a pack of hungry dogs #FUCK MY KNEE HURTS SO BAD OWWWWWW #THIS ISN'T NORMAL #IT'S LIKE IM DYING OLEASE HELP #Spotify

[shygal-stan]

you guys ever have a day that is easily represented by this gif of bowser riding a tricycle?

#mario bros #super mario #bowser #this isn't normal #this isnt a joke #why do i relate to this gif so much

[nuggetland]

I really want to make another account now with that sr offer but I already play on 7 accounts I don't think I'm insane enough for another one

#it would be interesting to buy lt on an account and then leave it gathering sc for a good while #and BOOM #you have a rich noob account #but it is a bit risky since you could lose interest in the game or something and therefore have wasted money #but ngl the only thing stopping me from doing it is that there isn't any servers left for me to make accounts on #if i want to understand the language being spoken #this isn't normal

[hauntedpearl]

was telling my friends about the things that happen inside my house every day and was met with stunned silence. every day i tell myself nothing bad has happened to me ever but brother. i think something bad may have happened to me sometimes.

#IT'S FUNNY THE WAY THEY WERE LIKE #.girl #THIS ISN'T NORMAL #im like ahahhaa it's fineee im fine and they're like. ARE YOU? AND I WENT #oh dip. am i #Anyway #hilarious #or whatever #lok if you're seeing this i GET YOU NOW