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#this is what hell feels like
lossie92 · 1 year
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Who invented pollen allergies? And, more importantly, whyyyyy? 😭
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lettherebechaos · 4 months
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don’t do this to me archiveofourown.org
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swordfinials · 9 months
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My brain's made a perfect recursive feedback loop whereby the only things in circulation that allow me to focus on my uni work (which is due in a week) at a 65% efficiency rate are
Chongoshow mashups, but ONLY his Super Smash Bro remixes
The Gang-Plank Galleon theme song
A Cruel Barbie's Thesis
Every single Minecraft SMP video in existence but specifically ONLY the ones from Lifes teal SMP
I genuinely feel like I'm in hell. One person should not accumulate 4 seasons worth of SMP lore in their head in like 4 days. My uni ends in a week and I NEED IT to be over like rifght now
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hey-kae · 9 months
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It’s hot I’m melting and being forced to endure this shit someone help
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maidenfullrunt · 2 years
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@the-backwards-eel is a horrible person. They are talking in sayaka's (danganronpa) voice about stalking me, cutting off my duck, feeding it in a Stew to all of her unwitting friends and how it tastes when it is in stew form
*DICK I MEANT DICK FUCK
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yugocar · 2 years
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what if i remove my sinuses huh what if i just removed them would be head stop feeling like it will explode? would i finally have rest? if you are a shitty sinus girl let me hear a yee
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littlelightfish · 23 days
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Does... does this implies that... Chilchuck is the tallest of them all...? If they were all haflings, it's oficial that yes. Now, look at me play my game.
Chilchuck is said to be tall for a hafling, and he is. The avarage would be 100 cms, and he's 110 Laios is a tallman, but he's also tall for his race (the average height is 180cm for men, he's 185).
Marcille is 160 (elves are 150 and tall men 170, so we good here, I'd say she's average too). Sehshi is 140, he's actually taller than the average for male dwarves (135). And Itzusumi is shorter than the avatage of female tallmen (170), being only 150.
So far, if they all changed to the same race at the same time, Itzusumi would always be the shortest, followed my marcille. Senshi and Laios should be around the same height since theyre both 5 cms taller than the avarage (I know that as haflings Laios is taller, maybe he keeps being taller than Senshi just because). And Chilchuck would be the tallest. He's 10 cms taller than the avarage of his race after all.
Might this useless information hunt you until the end of your days.
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mickeyisthecoolest · 2 months
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My dog just chose to sleep in my parents cramped ass hot ass smelly ass bed instead of my perfectly curated to his every need bed I think I might sob
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heyitsspaceace · 4 months
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“doctor who is too silly now!”
oh you mean the doctor who that has flattened human skin as a character? the doctor who that has the episode love and monsters? the doctor who that says that the english royal family is werewolves? the doctor who that has james corden in it? the doctor who that in the same episode that james corden is in not only does the doctor speak baby, but the baby wants to be named Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All, AND the doctor can also play soccer very well.
doctor who has always been silly
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mysandwichranaway · 7 months
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man choosing what pieces I can/can't post on ArtStation is so horrible I'd rather eat a fucking cactus. It's the worst!! Specially since I apparently draw so much gay and nsfw!!!
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regalityandcoffee · 9 months
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I wanna make a joke about this bot but it's so fucked up-
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daedrabela · 10 months
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i wake up, my head hurts, i tell myself to get up for an hour, i finally get out of bed, and i'm nauseous. i drag myself around, feed thimble, get dressed, brush my teeth, and my arms are tired. why are my arms tired. i finish getting ready, still nauseous, and i need coffee. if i was able to get up earlier, i would have made some, but i feel ill like this every day, so it's not possible. it's monday and i slept all weekend. and i'm still not rested.
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beybuniki · 9 months
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love language
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fandomsandfeminism · 1 year
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On Saturday, in New York, a group of friends pulled into a strangers driveway to turn their car around. The homeowner came outside, shot at them, and killed one of the 20 year old women in the car.
Last Thursday, in Kansas City, a 16 year old boy ended up at the wrong address by mistake trying to pick up his younger siblings. He rang the doorbell. The homeowner shot him in the head. He is, miraculously, alive and recovering.
Yesterday, in Texas, a group of high school cheerleaders stopped at a grocery store on their way home. One of them opened the door to the wrong car by mistake, realized her mistake, and quickly retreated and found her friends car nearby. The man in the car followed her and shot at the group. 2 were shot. One remains hospitalized.
In less than a week- 3 people, doing normal, nonmalicious, nonthreatening, everyday things. Turning around in a driveway, ringing the wrong doorbell, going up to the wrong car by mistake. And with no escalation, no warning, it turns to gun fire.
It's a terrible intersection of easy access to firearms and an entitlement to use violence against others. All 3 of these recent incidents were so unprovoked and unjustifiable, and the core thread remains the same.
A man who felt entitled to use violence and had the means to do so with a firearm.
I don't even know what to say.
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 3 months
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claraoswalds · 5 months
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I'm just... post-bi-generation. Ah, it's more than that.
DOCTOR WHO The Giggle
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