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bridgeportbritt · 11 months
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Creeksbrey Palace | Umbrage, SimDonia
Voice echos: Bria Wu Won't Do!
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Voice echos: Gold Digger. Not Royal. Trash. Bimbo.
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Voice echoes: Duke Emmitt marries Simerican Socialite, Bria Wu. Let's see if this one lasts!
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Voice echoes: Weird. Annoying.
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Voice echos: Your Royal Highness.... Your Royal Highness?
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Emmitt mumbles: Leave... leave my wife alone...
???: Sir?!
Emmitt startled: Ah! What? What is it? What time is it?
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Lawyer: Sorry to bother you, sir.
Emmitt: No, it's alright. I must have dozed off. What time is it?
Lawyer: It's morning. We've been working around the clock, sir.
Emmitt: Wow, really? Time sure flew. Thank you all for working this late.
Lawyer: Of course, sir. We actually have some good news.
Emmitt: You do?
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Laywer: Yes, sir. I believe we may have found a solution.
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Later....
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Emmitt running: This is great! Thank you all! I have to see to my wife, but please draw up your conclusions and invoice our finance team for your services. Job well done!
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Emmitt: Bria? Bria?
Maid: Hello, Your Royal Highness.
Emmitt: Hi, have you seen the Grand Duchess?
Maid: Yes, sir. She left early this morning for KBE. It seems like there was important business to attend to.
Emmitt: Really?
Maid: Yes, sir.
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Emmitt: Thank you...
Bria Wu Won't Do
Side Bar: Hi! I'm Morgan and I am firmly against fame hungry simerican socialite Bria Wu joining the royal fam! She is not is representation of SimDonia at all! If you're againt her like me, be sure to give me a follow and sign my petition to keep Bria out!!!!
Blog: Is THIS your Duchess??????? All you Bria fans out there, is this what you're rooting for? Girl can't find decent clothes to save her live and how is she gonna live of a life of duty when she only knows how to party and get wasted???
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Caption: SimDonia Royals - Duke Emmitt weds Bria Wu at the Winston Royal Jacoban Church
Notafan2445 She is nowehere near royalty. The Duke should be ashamed of himself bringing TRASH into the Royal Fam.
annatime No Tiara? I wonder why...
simdoniaroyalobsessed very beautiful bride and wedding! #leaveBriaalone
levelup10 who cares?
jess.weller I'm sorry but she looks like a plastic surgery tatted up bimbo. Queen Ophelia is turning in her grave.
nomoremonarchs Waste of money. Clearly the monarchy isn't taking the royal family seriously. #abolish
bratwu #golddigger
Simtube
Title: Why Bria Wu Will Not Make it Long in The Royal Family
Thumbnail: Divorce. Affair with ex? Sad Duchess. Broke! Baby Mama Drama!
Simter
ForevaJewlz: Bria's short hair in the new KBE ads is weird #notbuyingbke
MermaidQueen Yeah let me take fashion advice from this woman lmaoooo report on these fashion crimes!!!
RealKing124 Do people actually wear KBE?? I feel like I've never seen a single person support that brand but supposedly it's so popular.
PinkieHere I watched a good 3 sec of the style report and turned it right off. I tried but I just find that woman so annoying.
Trending: #LeaveBriaAlone. SimDoniaSoccer. Grand Duchess. Plight of the Pendites.
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mispatchedgreens · 2 months
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more tre shounen manga chapter covers!
some notes: 1. xu da's blade here is the dadao, or the big sabre. i swear this isn't a pun, it's different da characters. 2. the background is refencing a specific early 13th century painting, ma yuan's 'scholar viewing a waterfall'. (go look at the original, zoomed in, at the met museum site). 3. the abacus and the suanpan coexisted historically across the world from each other, but if one inspired the other is unclear (according to my shoddy research)
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fate-defiant · 2 months
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These four wormed their way into my head last night and would not leave me until I spat something out so here's some assorted headcanons, a comic that I'm not sure I understand the punchline of myself and the youngest inn-bling(ba dum tss) in ten to fifteen years.
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oatbugs · 1 month
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pls i need to provide updates
#basically yesterday night was chaharshanbe suri . which is a solar new yr tradition where we let go of the past suffering in our year#and like...start the new yr w fresh vigour . anyway so my friend was at the event and we were abt to leap over the fire#and she was like bro im im glad u blocked her (situationship) etc etc . and then. my phone started vibrating. and i look at it. and my f#friend looks at it. and its her. and were both like what the fuck?? i blocked her things r Over and anyway so i pick up the phone and shesl#acting like nothing happened (bc nothing DID happen for her) and she was like ohh ur doing chaharshanbe suri im not doing anything etc what#are ur new yr plans so i jusr .IDK WHY I DID THIS . but ig i didnt wanna come off as like lonely i said probably hanging out w family and#friends maybe reading poetry together . et cetera and she was like wait that sounds so fun why didnt u invite me!#LIKE WDYM YOUVE BEEN CONSISTENTLY MAKING IT CLEAR U DONT WANT TO BE IN MY PRESENCE . and i told her that after#everything i thought she didnt want to see me again and she was like you always think that 😐 . like. ?? ok anyway so she expects me to#invite her . and like. there is an above 0% but sub-5% chance she will actually show up . but the panic that gripped me#i started making calls to my friends asking them if they can come on the 23rd bc there must be an event and also i asked my mother#and she said actually yeah i am doing a thing on the 23rd :D it involves over 16 ppl (we live in a v small flat) of which like...7 are kids#so you wont have space to be in ur own room let alone invite others. which tbh like ...being around a bunch of loud kids doesnt seem fun fo#any of my friends or me etc so i thought maybe i should arrange things so that we all go out together and if she shows up she shows up 🤷‍♀️#but . im so. WHY DID I SAY THAT . i had to panic-call my research partner and ask him to get from oxf to where i live on the 23rd#and when he heard the explanation he like. the light in his voice disappeared 💀 but he potentially agreed so idk#THE ISSUE IS. 23rd im supposed to also have . a date#w this girl that i had a huge crush on when i was 15-16 (posted abt this b4 but id get shitty black coffee in the mornings just to spend a#few more minuted w her each day and she was the cleverest girl in school and she cared abt nothing but her academics but now shes very gay#scraggly homosexual etc etc shes cute) and YEAH IDK#like id have to go there on the date come back fast meet ppl POTENTIALLY (again under 5%) meet situationship girl#like is that even doable#but the thing is it would be so so so funny bc all of my friends dislike her sooo much#.........what if i invited the girl im supposed to have a date w over to hang out w us#god that would be so hilarious and chaotic . i wont do it tho im a mature person x#but it would be soooo funny#I HAVE AN ASSIGNMENT DUE TMRW 12:30PM IT IS 10:49PM RN I HAVENT STARTED IT bc i was rotting sadly in bed#popped a ritalin pill tho so here we go x#i have found myself in a state of such sheer agony and rage and sorrow and grief over this girl that atp i feel like#its just so entertaining . like i feel vaguely over it? ik nothing will come of it so its like just . have fun . vibe
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phoenixcatch7 · 8 months
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Why can't we have a batman is the spirit of Gotham au?
He already is, in meta, in character, in theming. Him and the joker. He is so very built upon what Gotham is made of, and Gotham builds from what he needs in turn, the setting of his story.
What if that is the reason he can take damage that would permanently ruin a physical career and come back? What if that's how he's managed to maintain his no-kill streak to such an extent? What if that's how he manages to maintain such high maintenance and all consuming identities?
For the heart and soul of a city containing all extremes, the richest nobility and the lowest of the poor, the cruellest villains and the most compassionate heroes, orphaned children and ancient lineages, a city rooted in fear and madness and grit-teeth determination and hard won kindness, what better choice could you find than Bruce Wayne?
But what if he wasn't alone in that? What if Gotham has sunk to such a low because its spirit is damaged and corrupted?
For the heart and soul of the cruellest city in the dc universe, the most unrelenting and uncaring, the one that practically laughs at your pain and suffering as you try to make it through another day, what better choice than the Joker?
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on-a-lucky-tide · 2 years
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(Geralt/Jaskier hinted at; Gaelic folklore influence with 'I see dead people' vibes; demi-god-ish Jaskier and traumatised Geralt)
Jaskier latched onto Geralt because, ever since he was a boy, Jaskier had been able to see the manifestations of misfortune and death. They hang around people in the shape of twisted, gnarled monsters, with thousands of eyes, and horns, and curled claws.
Sometimes they appear as bent old men, their bodies curled and twisted beyond human recognition, writhing tentacles peeking from their threadbare jackets, or as translucent glimmers at the edge of vision, bisected with rainbow prisms, that vanish in the light.
Jaskier had seen many evil men surrounded by the creatures, because they feed on and magnify the deeds such men commit. Murderers, rapists, abusers: feedback loops of evil and darkness.
When Jaskier spotted Geralt in the corner of that inn, with the creatures skittering up the walls, swarming around the table legs, leering from the rafters, Jaskier knew he had to stop Geralt at all costs. He had never seen someone so saturated in latent wickedness.
Armed only with his lute and a pocket knife, his heart beating in his throat, Jaskier followed Geralt into the mountains. The least he could do was be there to scream bloody murder and warn the victim that Geralt was coming.
He couldn't have been more wrong. Geralt begged for Jaskier's life, handed over his coin, walked away with nothing. It had to be a trick. After all, Geralt was the Butcher of Blaviken. People whispered it behind his back, casting fearful glances. Jaskier would find the truth, even if he had to follow Geralt to the other end of the world.
What Jaskier discovered was a man with a pure but broken heart, who walked through the shadows and sought out evil because that was what he had been raised to do. He was condemned to it. A hero unrecognised, a good soul left to wither with pain. The trauma hung in the shadows behind his eyes and Jaskier couldn't add to it by telling him about the damned spectres.
So, Jaskier stared down the snarling monsters and chased them away with his music; he helped Geralt find moments of peace and worth beneath the stars. Sometimes, the monsters vanished completely and he watched the weight lift from Geralt's shoulders. Jaskier followed Geralt into every dark corner and made sure he was closest when the spectres gathered. He had never been particularly brave, but Geralt deserved a friend.
The penalty, of course, was that Jaskier happened to be there every time Geralt was beaten by destiny. He could be forgiven, perhaps, for believing that Jaskier was the harbinger of his misfortune.
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I just found out that Fyodor's "Crime and Punishment" was influenced by Edgar Allan Poe's writings.
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themidnightcircusshow · 2 months
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Every new thing I learn about James Somerton's process just drives home how he almost (but really doesn't) knows what he's doing. Yes, of course you use the sources you read as a jumping off point. Of course you copy and paste the important sections into your outline document so you can reread them. That's why you put them in quotation marks.
#James Somerton#honesty time: I totally believe he did this by accident#his entire problem is that he writes like a fandom account with bad takes#his anecdotal evidence that Todd in the Shadows spent a two hour video trying to find sources for?#they're all fandom drama taken out of their cultural context#(yes fandom counts as a subculture and therefore has specific context)#and all of it gets attributed to straight white women coz everyone knows shippers are all straight and cis women /s#he simultaneously treats his videos like bad fandom meta and Documentaries of Great Importance and those just do not mesh#it's part of why his videos were so unbearable if you actually knew what he was talking about#he learned how to make a youtube video essay. He did not learn how to write or study any of his chosen subject matter#I think that's also why he was not expecting to be called out the way he has because I suspect he probably thought everyone wrote this way#a lot of old video essayists especially the Chez Apocalypse bunch were very good at not broadcasting just how much went into their videos#so their style that has now become the norm feels incredibly off the cuff but is heavily researched#but also they are using that research to support their own hypotheses and ideas as you are supposed to#so I wonder if when he got called out he just brushed it off because surely he just writes the same way everyone writes#(and hey fandom posts are rarely cited because they assume everyone knows what they are talking about)#it almost makes me feel sorry for him but all I can think about is how catstrophically bad he is at this job#oh and for everyone wondering: I've found the best way to research is to put quotes in quotation marks#paraphrasing in either different punctuating or a different colour#and your own personal thoughts based on the source in something different again#all with the correct citations for your preferred style#this makes sure you have everything cited so when you put it all together you can do it easily without having to go back through it all#and prevents this from happening#(tbh I'm kinda sad I'm not still teaching. This would have been a perfect meme for how to do your damn citations week)
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tyresdeg · 2 months
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dalton sargeant is chronically online btw
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freckleslikestars · 2 years
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Okay but the little pout he does when the frog comes out is enough to convince me that Fox Mulder frequently caught and kept frogs as a kid
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mejomonster · 23 days
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I love reading the studies on potential existence beyond or outside of the body. I hate how much some of those books drone on before getting to the point.
#rant#1 hit me up if you want book names#2 i read one about research on existence after death. but a philosopher wrote it :/#so despite mentionung studies he just ranted about his philosphical proof. which fine... convince another philosopher i guess :/#but as a philosophical arguement i found it Annoying and not as useful to me the reader as a#more scientist structured discussion of the research would have been.#meanwhile theres some great books featuring equations. so Mathematical proofs for a concious universe#but 1 book spends 400 pages on experiments (cool but i wouldve liked math FIRST) then 100 pages of math and explanation#another book has math only and its 90 pages and probably my favorite theory on how the universe works#then theres an overview of experiements book. in soviet union#but its from an american tourist writer :/ so at least 60% of the text is stupid tourist Description bullshit#i dont want an Exagerated journal of adventures bitch. i want to hear what the research and outcomes and equations and evidence is!!!!#and youtube lectures? a lot of good ones on ted talks and some university youtube lectures#but theyre for general audiences so they often avoid mentioning the math (since the audience wouldnt necessarily Get the mathematical theory#) which annoys me because I WANT TO SEE THEIR MATHEMATICAL THEORY#i want them to SPECIFY WHICH OF THE BOOKS THEY WROTE IS MATHEMATICAL OR PHYSICS HEAVY IN DESCRIBING THIS STUFF#i can read physics. let me!!!! let me look at ur fucking theory so i can form a better opinion on it!!!
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voluptuarian · 30 days
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Finally jumped into my Turkey paper so the worst (the utterly paralyzing anxiety before and then complete bewilderment as I read through 60 FUCKING PAGES OF NOTES trying to remember wtf I was even going to say) is over
Have literally just been going through the notes and putting stuff into a google doc as I go, waiting on structure to emerge as I do (and it's starting to come together now)
but since I took 60 FUCKING PAGES OF NOTES just getting through the first half already has me at 9.5 pages of writing for a paper that's supposed to be 25ish
(all of which, btw, explicitly ties the "New Turkey" agenda to Sevres Syndrome, Ottoman imperial nostalgia, and AKP attempting to turn the country into a one-party nation with Erdogan as its sultan-esque figurehead-- the outcome I proposed originally and which my professor told me wasn't "accurate," putting me into this backpedaling position in the first place. If it's not accurate, then he had better start buying stamps, because many authors in many journals for DECADES have been contributing their opinions to a large body of work that says is IS accurate, so he will have a lot people to set right.)
Also I already hated Erdogan but now he's personally responsible for me even having had to write this paper, so I'm gunning for him on a purely intimate scholarly hatred as well as international ethical/political one
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quatregats · 1 month
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Okay now that I'm not in weird all-nighter hyperfixation trance state I've actually got enough braincells to see that the dialect posts can probably be cleaned up and assembled into something slightly more useful so I'll try to do that once I have some more sleep in me
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nyarthru · 4 months
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the fact that so many child abuse laws are like "its not child abuse unless it leaves a lasting mark" is so fucking crazy to me. You can hit a kid as long as your fists weren't closed and you hit them light enough
#It's actually so hard for someone to be convicted of child abuse. especially if what happened is under the guise of ''discipline''#yeah the kid was fighting me so its not MY fault that he hit his head and arm on a counter and was also on edge of having a panic attack.#this is the proper reaction to a kid being guilty of talking back and being bossy - my uncle#also my uncle: I've never been found guilty under the law for child abuse. you are wrong. also you are the one needing to grow up bc somehow#I'm circling this conversation about you assaulting me over thinking something bad was happening to your brother back around to the fact you#are still living with me#its so funny to me bc even if I did try to leave my mom would try to stop me lmao. ''you're mom is enabling your lifestyle for some reason''#my dude. my mom is ENFORCING this lifestyle. not to mention when you were shaming me for how old I was and still living here...you got my#age wrong??? do your research before talking to me.#literally told me I had no goals or plans for the future. lmao even. he only ever talks to me to tell me that he wants me out#quickly! name 8 interests I have that I did not have while in elementary school!!!#like I'm so mad. at least I can revel in the fact that my uncle was such a pussy you didn't commit to calling the police on me when he said#he would lmao. I can also revel in the fact that he fucking hates it here and tries to avoid being home. and that hes failing at parenting#his own children. I'm sorry brenna. I mean no slander. but you sneaking around and being found out about it and that all the adults knew#about it before he did thus making him look bad is so satisfying. its like watching him judging his gf and my mom for being bad parents#while his kids do much worse things (in his eyes) so fucking poetic#I'm sorry for going batshit crazy in the tags. I am. venting#tw child abuse
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bigfrogdraws · 6 months
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saw a tumblr post to day and it reminded me so much of tome so i had to draw him x3
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area51-escapee · 5 months
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I have a hard time understanding why doctors will refuse to order tests for things a patient suspects they have just because they’re dismissing the idea they could have it. Like especially in the US, ultimately running a bunch of tests will cost me and my insurance more money, if I’m looking too far into something that’s nothing then I’m the one who’s out of luck, and if I’m looking into something that turns out to be something, then isn’t it good that I was better safe than sorry?
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