OKAG I HAVE AN ASK what about non canon blurb w recklass abandon where reader gets their first gun on the squad and they bedazzle it with like stickers and stuff what would be the teams reaction
anon i love your brain this is funny as shit
I wrote this at work on my phone so excuse any typos
TAGS: silly shenanigans, fluff, found family, no content warnings
RECKLESS ABANDON MASTERLIST
"Decorating," is your answer to Price whenever he asks what the hell you disappeared into your room with. Nobody's seen you in hours, and he raises an eyebrow at your response as you stand before him, clutching your rucksack in your hands with your back against the door—as if you’ve just been caught sneaking out or something.
"Decorating..." Gaz echoes next to him with a click of his tongue, sounding cautious. "What, exactly?"
"What? You think I wasn't gonna grab things to keep myself busy whenever we broke into my house?"
He shakes his head, amused. "I told you we only had time for essentials, mate."
"And I had time to spare.”
"Just tell us why there’s a trail of glitter in the hallway, kid," Price urges with an impatient sigh.
"Okay, okay..."
You unzip the backpack. Feeling like being insufferable, you reach your hand in it and hesitate, looking up to catch everyone’s gaze. Then, your hand wraps around the cold metal of a handgun and you pull out the weapon. It’s adorned with stickers, glitter, and little gems. You hold it up and gesture to it with your hand, as if showing it off, and you revel in the others' differentiating show of emotions as they flit across their faces.
A mixture of offense, surprise, and confusion span across their faces. Then, one by one, they crack. Ghost huffs a breath out of his nose, his shoulders bouncing slightly—the closest you’ve come to getting a laugh out of him yet. Soap lifts a hand from where his arms are crossed over his chest, pursing his lips together to hide a laugh as he covers his mouth with his hand and looks away. Stubborn bastard, can’t admit that you could be funny, sometimes.
“What,” Soap says, still fighting his amusement as he gestures to it. “Is that.”
“Their gun,” Gaz responds. “Obviously.”
“Yeah," you add, grinning. "Obviously."
“Bloody fuckin’ hell, kid..."
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I've been watching Moomin Valley lately...
Enrico Pucci in the Moomin artstyle because I have free will 🍄🌿because one cannot simply start watching a show and not insert their favourite character from another show.
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they took whoniverse WAAYY too seriously i cannot believe theres an mcu style intro and UNIT has an avengers tower and THE TARDIS LOOKS LIKE CEREBRO. CEREBRO. this is so unserious I cannot believe it
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not me getting kind of obsessed with the idea of the stiles/derek/scott triangle except it's not a love triangle per se but it's a triangle alright
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