satanstruemistress

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#this man is wearing assless chaps okay #hangman adam page #AEW

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Do you guys think Orange, Chuck, and Trent are sitting around giggling together while trying to figure out which pictures to post to cause their fans the most emotional trauma?

#orange cassidy #chuck taylor #trent beretta #best friends #AEW

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So I’m on a trip with my robotics team and there’s only two “girls” (me, an enby, and a cis girl), so we get our own beds in our own room, but the guys are rooming four to a room, but there’s only two beds in each room. Which means that two guys are sleeping on the floor every night.

I’m not joking. They were literally arguing over who’s sleeping on the floor tonight (apparently they plan on rotating).

And I asked them “why don’t you just share a bed?” And they all gave me the same answer:

“No, that’s weird! That’d be gay!”

And I just looked at them and I decided to break the bad news to them

“If lying next to another guy makes you wanna suck dick, you already wanted to suck dick.”

I’ve never seen so many Straight Guys™️ enraged by a single sentence before

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tumblr should have a feature where if it’s someone’s birthday there’s a little party hat over their avatar so their followers can see it’s their special day

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DON'T. SAY. THAT!

#tumblr girlies are gonna fight him #chuck taylor #AEW

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I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.

- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.

- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.

- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.

That's love. 🐈‍⬛🐈❤️

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#apparently this happens to max a lot lmao #billy gunn #mjf #maxwell jacob friedman #aew

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reblog if you enjoy napping, being cozy, being conked out, snoozing, wrapping up in blankets, sipping a hot drink, catching some z's, hugging a plushie, or otherwise relaxing and resting

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#LITERALLY

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#this is so funny #the fear #the resignation #the acceptance #some bargaining as well #mjf #maxwell jacob friedman #billy gunn #aew

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#that belt looks so right on him :) #swerve strickland #aew

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#I’m so jealous lmao I wanna be that snuggly warm and comfy #I’m SO TIRED #for NO REASON #chuck taylor #AEW

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#I know he’s all upset and everything but he’s so pretty i can’t concentrate #chuck taylor #aew

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Sigh. One less suit in his wardrobe now…

#I’m sad he lost this suit bc it was one of the best #twas one of the only good ones lol #not straight out of the crayon box #nicholas jackson #nick jackson #the young bucks #aew

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Declaring youre gonna beat the piss out of your ex-bestfriend in the parking lot IS a real funny way to announce youre medically cleared

#I’m so excited for this match #I’m gonna have to watch it later but my ass IS watching this #aew #chuck taylor #trent beretta