#this is so fucking hot AAAAAAAA

[ditzytransgirl]

I need to think about boys less omg

#but they’re so akdodnladkskidjdks #why are boys too hot omggggg #they’re so fucking aaaaaaaa #them🥺🥺🥺🥺

[dahornyden]

I want to draw sex but they are PEOPLE AROUND AND I'M SO FUCKING HORNY AAAAAAAAAAA

#not safe for main #why must i be tortured that way #also why must my gfs be hot as fuck and pretty and i love them so much and i need to love them aaaaaaaa

[mulletnico]

if anything breaks at work today I'm going to scream

#last week there was about 10 minutes of intense rain and our automatic doors regiatered it as a person #i had to manually lock and close them but by then the store already had a small flood going on #and before that i was worrying bc our snadwich fridge was above temp and i had to remove everything #and it was very busy bc cheap fuel #aaaaaaaa #at least the slurpee machine should be good today #we ran out of CO2 bc so many people were buying them #its been hot too #so fucking hot

[snarplegarpler-inator-inator]

I'm so fucking useless everyone is telling me my roommate is Interested In Me but I'm Not Convinced.

#aaaaaaaa #what if o make things weird woth her! #o dont eamna fuck up the home life #but shes so cool and hot

[anonymouscheeses]

Even more and more of obvious shit I point out because I want an excuse to rant while not interacting with actual people in real life who also like this show because I'm masking 😍💜💜

BARELY STARTED AND BRO. YOU JUST LET HER DO THAT TO YOU, ME PERSONALLY-

HE'S PETTING KEE-KEE I LOVE HIM SMM

HER HOOVES. I LOVE IT. NOT LIKE THAT, IM JUST A FURRY-

*grabs pen*

ANGRY CHARLIE FOR THE WIN. I LOVE WHEN THE HAPPY CHARACTER GETS ANGSTY (Cough. Luz. Cough).

The people writing fanfics where she gets FURIOUS. Omg. That was something I read. I LOVE MY FELLOW FANFIC WRITERS BUT OH MY- YALL REALLY HAD CHARLIE M A D.

"Uh-"

I love his reaction lmao look at his goofy face.

HER BOW BECAME HORNS (my "redesign" is now 100% worse)

SAD VAGGIE. THE BOW. DROOPY.

Oh and the angel dust fellow back there 🤯

I LOVE ROSIE SO MUCH HUH

Tall.

No explanation needed. <3

PLEASE HELP???

CUTIE PATOOTIE. I LOVE HER SM UGGHHH

CHARLIE HATES OLD PEOPLE COMFIRMED YAY 😍😍💅💅

Hot

That's it.

IN SYNC. I LOVE THIS SONG AND THE ENTIRE SCENE. WHY IS IT RANKED SO LOW WITH SOME OF YALL?? Okay well-

I thought this song was gonna be a Charlie and Vaggie duet- tbh I still preferred that BUT I LOVE CARMILLA SO I KINDA DONT CARE.

BUT I WAS ROBBED OF AN ACTUAL FULL CHAGGIE DUET (REPRISE DOESNT COUNT) IF H*SKERDUST GETS A FULL ONE WHY CAN'T CHAGGIE? *SOB* uhh anyway-

Is that. Like. How she thinks actually 😰

I know there's been a lot of the lack of Vaggie's self-worth, which I wish was explored into more. I just think the Vaggie(3rd) episode just wasn't needed at all if it didn't even have an impact. Don't get me started on that episode, it was rushed, too early to have character arcs already, and overall not needed or even should have existed periodt.

I hope they explore it next season because GOD this woman needs TO LOVE HERSELF. OR ATLEAST CARE ABOUT HERSELF LIKE????

SWEET MAMA PLEASE. TAKE ME IN YOUR WINGS AAAAAAAAA

Charlie, sharing is caring <3

Out of all the people I thought Charlie would vent to I didn't think it would be ROSIE. It's a nice surprise tho I love her <3

bisexuality.

That's it.

HE'S DANCING. ALASTOR IS DANCING. THEY ARE SLAYING BESTIES. THE MAN IS DANCING. HELP.

Season 2 is going to be Charlie in her villain era and Alastor's reputation era 😍

I LOVE VAGGIE'S FACE. PRECIOUS BABY UGHH... THEN THE WINGS REPLACE THE BOW AND DROOP UGGHH I HOPE IN SEASON 2 WE SEE MORE OF HER WINGS. OR CUT HER HAIR SHORT SO WE CAN HAVE IT ALL THE TIME. Also so Husk and Vaggie can bond over both having wings. Sorry I love their potential friendship so much. AND LUCIFER AND VAGGIE TOO!! BOTH BEING FALLEN ANGELS OMG. UGH THE POTENTIAL OF VAGGIE'S RELATIONSHIPS WITH NOT JUST CHARLIE ARE SO GOOD AND I HAVE BEEN ROBBED OF SEEING HER AS AN ACTUALLY MORE FLESHED OUT CHARACTER. I AM SCREAMING AAAAAAAA.

I can't say how much I love them. It's too much. I cant- yay the teaser image before the show came out <3 they are so fucking adorable. UGH SOME1 END ME

Charlie loves the wings hehehe. Vaggie looks nervous about it. It's probably a reminder to her about when she used to be an exterminator. The healing from everything will take a long time but hopefully Charlie will be there for her the entire time. And vice versa

Ayo- 😰

CHARLIE. T H E PRECIOUS BABY.

Uh next one tomorrow cuz yeah 🤯

#hazbin hotel charlie #hazbin hotel vaggie #hazbin charlie #hazbin vaggie #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel sir pentious #hazbin angel dust #hazbin hotel husk #hazbin hotel angel dust #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel niffty #chaggie #rainbowmoth #varlie #vaggie x charlie #charlie x vaggie #charlie morningstar #vaggatha

[doctapuella]

god bless the playboy tank top with the slutty neckline, we never have enough pictures of vince's manwhore behavior

Y E S agreed! the deep V neckline showing off his scrawny little chest, dangly necklaces to draw attention, and JUST IN CASE that wasn't enough, he practically drags my eyeballs right to his torso by holding his jacket open like that. and yet! he's not even fully facing the camera! his body is facing to the side and so he's like twisting back with emphasizes the chest even more and as much as it's super fucking hot to me, it also makes me laugh a little bit because, vince, honey, baby, it's average at best.

edit: ALSO THE EXPRESSION ON HIS FACE how did i not yell about that what a fucking slut (affectionate)

#being mean to vince is a defense mechanism #i'm honestlythriving #he's so ashdsflkahsdfk i hate him i hate how hot he is #i hate how many unholy things i want to do with him #ugh i could swear i saw another pic of him in that shirt recently but i cant find it rn #aaaaaaaa anyway i hope ur having a great fucking day friend! #the debacle

[ediewentmissing]

Look at this sexy fucking man! Please! For the love of all of the underwear this pic and your stories have helped ruin, I need a fic for this pic! The more dirty talk the better! Just mmmmmmm going to town on him and riding him and guiding his mouth to suck and bite and lick my tits like ahhhhhhhh. Please!!

IM SO SORRY THAT I MISSED THIS i took a break but now i’m back AND HOLY SHITTTTTTTTT AAAAAAAA 😍😍😍 i’ve been rlly busy lately and i’m probably not gonna write very often (sorry 😿) but i wanted to give u something, so i wrote this in approx 6 minutes lmao sub!eddie incoming

“Ah- Shit- Please,” The handcuffs rattle against the headboard as Eddie sucks in through his teeth. His jaw clenches and eyes roll back into his skull as you slowly lower yourself down on his stiff cock.

You’re not quite sure what he’s begging for. More? Less? Who cares.

“Yeah, be a good boy and fucking take it,” You ride back up his length, and back down. And again. And again. He whimpers pathetically, his top row of teeth clamping down on his bottom lip in a foolish attempt to shut himself up.

“Awh,” you coo, “Barely started yet and you’re already a mess. Filthy boy.” His Adam’s apple bobs as he swallows hard, trying his hardest not to burst so quickly. But you’re just so wet, and so tight, and you’re clenching around his cock so deliciously.

“Mmm, fu-uck-” His mouth is open, head tipped back giving you the perfect view of his neck.

“Yeah? You like me using you like this?” He nods, humming.

You still on his cock, and his head jolts upright to look at you with confused, pleading eyes.

“Answer me, Eddie.”

“I- I love it…” you begin to bounce on him at a steady pace, and he moans loudly, “Fuck! God- Fuckin’ Christ. Mmmm- I love you using me. So, so much- Ah, ah-”

“God, look at you, baby…” you smirk down at him. His pupils are fully blown, swallowing the caramel-coloured irises whole. Hot tears run down his rose cheeks, picking up sweat on their way down his face.

You bounce ever so slightly faster, and go in to kiss his neck, sucking and biting that sweet spot that makes him writhe.

“Wait, no, please look at me. Please. I wanna see you.”

You pull off of his throat and look directly into his lustful eyes. Sweaty, hair sticking to his face.

He moves his palms to your abdomen, running his fingers up your torso as he breathes heavily, chest rising and falling, until he reaches your tits.

“So pretty-y~,” he groans.

“Mm, go ahead. Touch ‘em, baby,” you nod, and he carefully trails his thumbs over your nipples, gently squeezing them.

“Jesus Christ,” he mutters, involuntarily rutting his hips up into you, moaning.

You lean forward, a non-verbal sign for him to take one in his mouth, and he immediately obliges.

He kisses over your tits, soft, wet clicking sounds being drowned out by his whimpers vibrating against your chest and the skin-slapping-skin noises as you continue to ride him. He drags his tongue over everything, sucking and gasping as his high is in sight.

He bucks his hips up again, this time hitting the special spot inside of you. You clench hard around him, angling yourself to that he can slide deeper inside your aching pussy.

He detaches his lips from your chest, “Fuck, f-fuck, fuck! Haah… I’m-m gonna cum-” he moans, looking at you.

Your climax comes hurtling towards you unexpectedly, and it your pussy grips onto Eddie’s throbbing cock, only fuelling the fire of his orgasm.

He finally releases, warm, thick cum pumping into you at he same time you fall over the edge.

Breathy ‘I love you’s fall from his wet, pink lips. And it was nothing short of the truth. He loved you.

#eddie munson #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson fanfic #eddie munson imagine #eddie munson fluff #eddie munson x fem!reader #eddie munson x y/n #eddie munson smut #eddie munson x you #joseph quinn smut

[nqify]

faceriding hcs? like extra sloppy, messy, nasty yk. spit, slurping all the noiseeeee aaaaaaaa plsplspls!

the amount of people that actually requested this!!! it’s filling my request box lmaooo!! this is for all the ppl that wanted face riding hcs UR WELCOME

face riding headcanons. — miles quaritch ☆

pairings. na’vi!miles quaritch. fem!reader

content warnings. oral for f!reader. dirty talk. lil spit play. and ofc daddy kink duh?.

note. y’all were rlly onto smth requesting this!! I 100% headcanon quaritch to get pussy drunk!!

so we can agree on that miles loves eating pussy. he doesn’t do it for you, oh no, he does it for himself. the way your body struggles and shakes just by his tongue and fingers??? def makes go through the roof.

so when u asked him, “uh, miles, can i sit on your face?” oh this boy is going feral. he’s ears would perk up and his tail would start to wag a little, literally a dog.

bc this guy has a size kink he would love and I mean LOVE!! having you on top of him. The way ur body is so small compared to his and the fact ur struggling just to sit comfortably on his lap. HE IS IN AWE

youd be a little nervous to sit on his face, like duh?? this guy is so hot and u don’t want him to die. but he reassures you, “no, no, it’s okay mama, ride my face, c’mere”

your legs would wrap around the sides of his head, his big hands would settle on the back of your thighs, “don’t be so nervous baby, ima make u feel so good” u r purring fr

this guy is so sloppy and noisy when he eatsFR!! he’s slurping, humming and groaning in your pussy!!! “shit baby, u taste so good”

you’d be hesitant to grind on his face, only doing little movements instead, but OHNO!! this mf wants u to literally ride his face. He’d grab your thighs to lift you off his face a little to say, “mama, need u to ride my face, you can do that can’t you?? u wanna make daddy happy right?” YOU R WHIMPERING AND NODDING!!

you start to slowly grind on him, his hands having a firm grip on your thighs. you can practically hear him moaning in your pussy, “mmm so good” or or “want more, gimme more mm” GIRL!!!:&!,&,

GETS PUSSY DRUNK YEPYEP!! y’all have to listen to me on this one. miles loves ur pussy, like is in love with it. so when u ride his face, it def triggers smth in him. He starts to mumble under his breathe, he gets more vocal and I mean vocal like WHINING!!! he’s just so pussy drunk

lets just say your rlly get into it, riding him and shit and all of a sudden miles says, “fuck baby, gimme more, I want more of pussy pls” HOLY SHIT WHAT???

Now now, he will not go all subby and bottom out. That ain’t him!!! he’ll just start to get more whiney with his words, more eager to have ur pussy.

Youve already came three times now and miles still hasn’t had enough. Like I told you, he eating you out for his pleasure not yours girl!! “you can cum one more time right baby?? yeah? u can??, good girl” yeah ur cumming over and over again

cuz he’s so pussy drunk his dirty talk gets so much more hotter. Like omg, “shit mama, ur pussy is fucking delicious, gonna eat it every day, u hear me baby? gonna make ur pretty pussy such a mess for me, mm” oror when ur about to cum, “yeah keep going princess, keep grinding on my tongue, gimme ur cum baby, need it bad” He’s literally begging for you at this point.

kinda feel like miles would use face riding as some sort of punishment for you. like he’d make u sit on his face and force out every orgasm you have.

just imagine your being the biggest brat ever. Not listening to a word he’s saying and just being a big tease. This guys pulls you to your shared bed and makes u cum OVER AND OVER AGAIN!! OVERSTIMULATION KINK BRRR

he has full control over you, holding your thighs still, while overstimulating ur poor pussy!! girl u r aching rn, “had to be such a brat huh? u just wanted daddy’s attention didn’t you?? yeah that’s right, c’mon baby, cum for me”

def would spank you. ur doing smth he didn’t like, or ur going outta line, SPANK!!! just bc your on top of him doesn’t mean u get control. He wants u to let you know that ur pussy is his and his only, “who’s pussy is this baby?” he’d slap your clit a little, “yours miles!!” girl GIRL, “say that again mama, who’s pussy is this?” yours daddy

bc this guy is a messy eater he will spit on ur pussy. Like cmon now??? Ur grinding on him and all of a sudden BOOM spit on ur pussy!! he wants it to get messy and sloppy, he absolutely loves it when it runs down his chin cuz later UR LICKING THAT OFF FR!!!

hey loves!!! sooo requests are still open but only for a little while longer. send through all the stuff u can now before they close🫶🏼🫶🏼

#miles quaritch smut #miles quaritch x reader #miles quaritch #colonel miles quaritch #na’vi quaritch #na’vi smut #na’vi #avatar the way of water #avatar 2 #avatar way of water #avatar smut #avatar

[clovreat3r]

AAAAAAAA SAMMY SAMMY SAMMY SAMMY

Sammy Lawrence

MOTHERF- eeeee I love wholesome stufff AAAAAAA SAMMY AND ALICE THEYRE LITERALLY MADE FOR WACHOTHERAHAHAHAU .1

anyways it’s canon, Alice canonically has said that Sammy is hot so that means he’s a stickman made from triangular rectangles.

EEEEEEE anyways made this in honour of BENDY THE CAGE AND THE FACT THAT THEYRE GONNA MAKE A FUCKING MOVIEEEEEEEE

Like what

LIKE WHAT LIKE WHAT LIKE WHAT

??????

anyways the real reason is because I’m coping with the new game theory video about how cassie’s dad is the protagonist in fnaf VR 2..-, AND SO I WILL REJECT FNAF (for the time being) AND RETURN TO BATIM

I am coping. I am coping. I am coping. I am coping.

I’m done coping :DDD

I don’t believe it and I never will until FNaF really does take that turn- but when that happens I’ll probably still be chilling (coping) with my “headcanons”. (I am not delusional)

#batim bendy #batim #batim fanart #batim art #batim sammy #sammy lawrence #sammy x alice #alice angel #alice angel batim #twisted alice #bendy and the ink machine #bendy the cage

[merakiui]

scummy floyb is so beloved,,, I think about sleazy all the time bc it was so hot to me idk why,,, floyd calling reader a good girl may or may not have rewired by brain chemistry 😵‍💫

so when you say fwb floyb I immediately jump to scummy floyb (I miss my wife 😔) but all the concepts sound so good!! Mersex with captive Floyd orz orz orz

-🦈

Sleazy has a fond place in my heart. <3 there's something so yummy about that concept. Maybe it's because that scene is intended to be part of a larger work. >:D aaaaaaaa Floyd calling you "good girl" also does something to me. 🫣 in a low, raspy voice as well... I love scummy, sleazy Floyb. ( ꈍ◡ꈍ)

I might explore that fwb concept more, but mer sex is also quite tempting...... I had a lot of fun writing it with Jade in his fwb fic, so I need to write it with Floyd at some point. Omg and then there's the blessing that is summer Floyb!!!!! OTL

I love the idea of Floyd not realizing he's in love when he's so deep in the fwb. He's doing all of these things that make him feel like less of a fuck buddy and more of a boyfriend, but both of you refuse to recognize and acknowledge that. You keep telling everyone you're not a couple; you're not even all that close (yes, you are). Floyd's just pussy-drunk, not in love. Definitely not!!!

#twisted chit chat #🦈 anon #i should write something similar with jade or azul... #omg loser virgin azul in a club and you seduce him #WAIT AAAAAAA chubby zuzu <3 he's so beloved to me #many thoughts in my brain

[sugarsnappeases]

also…. making things lilyrosekiller now (blame saints) but med students lily and evan on their placement year, who’re kinda friends?? maybe?? they’re both sorta outcasts in the med student body bc lily just works SO much and evan is such a fucking freak, so they hang out together sometimes bc no one else wants to

then there’s barty… who’s mum is ill and staying in the hospital and he’s coming to visit and he’s like absurdly hot in a really ‘i shouldn’t find him attractive’ way and lily and evan are just drooooling

like he’s punching walls bc his mum’s not getting better and they’re thinking about licking the blood off his knuckles. he’s fighting w a doctor about the treatment plan, all angry and assertive like, and they’re about ready to start stripping for him. he’s speaking gently to his mum and reading trashy magazines about celebrity sex scandals aloud to her and they’re seconds away from throwing themselves down at his feet in worship

and then lily and evan notice the other’s obsession and it becomes a sort of competition, who can get barty to notice them, and they’re making endless tea and embarrassing attempts at small talk and they’re arguing about who he likes more in one of the hospital broom cupboards

and then ‘i bet i could kiss him far better than you ever could’ and ‘prove it then’ and they’re just full on making out now and…..

barty’s back at the hospital again the next day and evan and lily are just. like every time he looks at them they sneak off to snog and he speaks to lily for a few minutes and five minutes later, she and evan are fucking in the staff toilet like ‘and then he said - oh right there, perfect - he said yeah whatever thanks, oh, oh!-’

and one time barty walks in on them and they’re just immediately ten times more turned on and barty can tell, like he’s raising an eyebrow and taking his shirt off like okay cool, this could be fun

and now he’s coming to the hospital even more, and not just to visit his mum, and they just AAAAAAAA they’re just driving me insane actually and at this point my thoughts just devolve into garbled screams so i’m gonna stop talking now…

#lilyrosekiller #it’s a beautiful day to go and reread jen’s fic series #clawing at the walls of my enclosure rn #also atlas said that ev is gonna be a med student in east of eden and i am FERAL about it #very much obsessed w that fic and on the edge of my seat for more of it #kara’s writing

[sea-lanterns]

ningguang looks so fucking hot in that racing outfit AAAAAAAA she's driving me insane

Driving lmao 🤭

I want her to bend me over her car while dressed in that outfit, and have me sprawled against the hood of her car while she ruins me <3

Keqing could join too, after all, it seems like she’s Ningguang’s assistant even when it comes to racing 💕

#🫧feeding the fishes

[painsandconfusion]

Confident

(tw: kidnapping, ransom, zip ties, bag over head, death, murder mention, implied filmed whump)

[Drabble Masterpost]

“So, do I give you my Starby’s order now orrrr..?”

Even through the dark fabric of the bag, Whumpee could swear they saw Whumper’s eyes roll. To clarify - there’s nothing to see. This is a metaphor. 

Not a metaphor. 

Hm. 

What’s the word for that…?

Aaaaaa…...an exaggeration? Aaaaaaaa…tasteful lie? 

Maybe it’s a-

“No coffee-” Whumper snapped. 

Whumpee’s fingers splayed up in a surrender - they’d lift their hands and arms, but their wrists were kind ziptied to the chair. 

Didn’t even seem like a strong chair. Like if they tried reeeeeally hard to tip over, it might just snap apart and they could walk out of here. 

“I mean I can take a tea, then? Or a smoothie-? I really like the pink dri-”

“SHUT UP.”

Whumpee sighed, slumping back in their chair. “You’re no fun, you know that?”

They could feel eyes boring into them. 

“Why the fuck are you so cocky-? You’re about to fucking die on national television.”

Whumpee shrugged. “Not cocky.”

“Stupid, then.”

Whumpee lifted a finger. “Confident~” they corrected. 

Whumper snorted a scoff, footsteps tapping closer in a pa-tat-pa-tat-pa-tat- “Why would you have any reason to be confident??” Mocking. 

A little ‘ptew-’ whispered through the room, and a body dropped to the ground at Whumpee’s feet, thudding softly as it came to rest. 

Whumpee smirked under the bag. “Took you long enough, hot stuff~”

“Yeah yeah yeah,” Caretaker’s voice echoed through the room, steps remarkably silent as they crossed to Whumpee’s chair - movement evidenced only by the proximity of their voice. “Sorry baby, traffic was killer on the east side.”

Whumpee shrugged. “Can we get Starbucks?”

“..and make me drive more through this shit?”

“I was just kidnapped and held for ransom, I deserve a treat.”

They could feel Caretaker roll their eyes as they snapped the zipties at Whumpee’s ankles - then wrists. Less metaphorical this time - more a highly educated guess and a deep knowledge settled into their soul. 

“Fineeee- but we’re going to the one by the park. Interstate is shit right now.”

“Works for me~”

Caretaker’s hands caught Whumpee’s as they reached up to pull off the bag - fingers circling their wrists and keeping them suspended halfway. 

Caretaker’s voice softened. “..I’m sorry this happened.” 

Whumpee shook their head a little. “It’s all okay now.”

Dark, kidnappy black bag fabric be damned - Caretaker kissed them through it anyway. 

[Drabble Masterpost]

(tags: @prisonerwhump @whumpawink @mabledonut @happy-little-sadist @paleassprince @distinctlywhumpthing @wibbly-wobbly-whump @batfacedliar-yetagain @suspicious-whumping-egg @wormwriting @villainsvictim @throwawaywhumper @wild-selenite-caffine @whumpasaurus101 @thecitythatdoesntsleep @whumpworld @pinkieglitterheart @whumpberry-cookie @rainbows-and-whumperflies @a-galactic-fox @shywhumpauthor @cyberneticwhump @bumpwhump @hold-back-on-the-comfort @veyroswin @whumping-seven-days-a-week @whumpingisfun @suffering-and-misery @definitely-not-a-seagull-i-swear @yetanotheraltwhumpblog @whump-queen @a-whumped-tea @whumpsday @sonder35)

As always, lmk if you want to be added or removed from any tag lists!

#kidnapping #ransom #zip ties #bag over head #death #murder mention #implied filmed whump #blindfold #drabble #whump drabble #whump scene #whump #zip tie restraints #character death #rescue

[pip-n-chips]

PIP PIP

DID YOU HEAR THAT HARPER LOVES TO FUCK YOU STANDING UP????

that sounds so fucking hot

✨🌙

YEAH YEAHHHHH ITS AAAAAAAA AJAGAUHAIAHQIAHSHSHSH so HOT. GAH!!!

having no choice but to lean your entire weight on Harper, hands sweaty and clinging to his shirt despite how weak their thrusting leaves you. the doctor holds you up, so nice and strong <3 cold hands hoisting you up by the hips, moans from your lips swallowed up with a kiss

does it anywhere, during therapy (helps build your strength, they say), the farm (you're such a cute specimen, how could they resist? you have some time before Remy comes back), the asylum (in their office? in your room? IN THE SHOWERS?)

hnfgggnnbg

#ask #✨🌙 anon #harper the doctor #degrees of lewdity #thirsty

[dave-me0wstaine]

Don't even know what to say...Just need Dave to fuck me in such a nasty way tbh, like Young feral Dave Just getting absolutly insane in the sheets with me

young dave has been PLAGUING my mind recently!! usually im more of a 90s-2000s dave lover but something about super young 80s dave just really gets me going, like he looks so FERAL and HOT GOOD LORD

nsfw under the cut!

okay so I LOVE the idea of 80s era dave being absolutely feral over you. I imagine your his first serious girlfriend since starting the band, and he's just obsessed. you'd think he'd enjoy being free of commitment, but in actuality, he loves that he has a special person that he can learn inside and out (if you catch my drift).

he'd always be horny for you. like always always. he'd come into your shared apartment after a show, adrenaline pumping through his veins and he'd pounce on you; kissing your neck, down your chest, leaving hickeys the entire way down.

omg and just imagine he's so eager to make you feel good that he doesn't even take off your underwear before he starts to eat you out; he just leaves them on and mouths you through the fabric OMG

and then, when he starts fucking you he starts such a brutal pace, it's hard to keep up with him but it feels so good. he's flipping you into different positions, has a firm hand in your hair and is just manhandling you all over the place, and the entire time he's rambling about how good you are for him and how well you take his cock

OR!! in his metallica days when he's in his early 20s, he's so eager to please that he gets simultaneously feral and subby AAAAAAAA

I <33 YOUNG FERAL DAVE

#dave mustaine #dave mustaine x reader #dave mustaine smut #megadeth #megadeth x reader #megadeth smut #metallica smut #metallica x reader #metallica #asks

[ghosts-cyphera]

🫱🏻‍🫲🏽 Same braincell!!!

Also AAAAAAAA the moment reader hear Soap's words and they just stare at him while he starts to laugh, letting all those micro details enter their system and it take them so much time that Soap goes "hey, you good there?" while passing his hand in front of reader eyes, who just get up and leave a confused but amused Soap behind.

but to make it more interesting, imagine now reader, who knows whats going on with Ghost but letting HIM deal with his stuff first, basically, reader waiting for Ghost to confess. And reader tries not to let Ghost know what they know but oh, it's so fun taunt him a little when they know he is in a good mood.

"Oh Lieutenant, thank you for worring about me, I feel really safe with you" everytime that Ghost asked something.

"That's for me? You will make me fall for you, Ghost" anytime he would give something to them.

In a sniper mission when reader is helping Ghost (and he is in one of his cold moods), when the target is down reader claps a little while saying "Your aim is incredible Lieutenant, I'm not surprised you so easily shot me down all the time"

He would be so pissed AND amused, most of the time he just huffs and try to pretend he is not smiling under his mask. And reader is slowly letting him in too, without realizing it, showing sides that Ghost knows nobody knows, andit leaves Ghost overwhelmed, but feeling so so safe and warm.

So he tries harder, tries to open up, his cold moods get less frequent, he starts to always make small talk with you, asking what music you're listening to, why you're laughing looking at your phone, if you want to seat and have lunch with him.

And you learn more dark humor jokes to tell him so you can hear his laugh, and god how nice it was the first time you heard it, sure it was because you fell and kissed the ground in your way back to the base after a hard mission, but you swear the pain you felt left the moment you heard him.

Sorry gotta go cry and scream for a bit 🫡

Part 1 / Part 2 💌

I’m DYING over this!! I’m just—so full of love for these two. I’m grinning and giggling and kicking my feet, and that’s all that I can do right now.

It’s just—yes. Just yes! The idea of the reader now knowing and using that to tease and downright bully Ghost is giving me life, haha. It’s such a ‘taste of his own medicine’-move in the gentlest way possible after he’s been giving the reader whiplash by being hot and cold for the past few months, haha.

“That’s for me? You’ll make me fall for you, Ghost,” has me ON MY KNEES like fucking yes! Exactly this, and poor Ghost is losing his shit while trying his best to keep a poker face (thanking God for the mask because the corners of his lips keep tugging into a grin and he doesn’t want to give you that satisfaction, all while he’s dying to just let go of his restraints and allow himself that happiness.)

STOP IT, we have to stop this because I can’t stop giggling! I told you I’d go and play CoD but now I’m stuck crying and grinning over this hahahah.

Also hoemine just sent me this in our chat and it’s so on point for Ghost and the reader lmao:

#stop it stop it stop it I ADORE YOU for sending me these asks #hoemine #simon ghost riley x reader #simon riley x reader #ghost cod x reader