#this is my worst post

[v-70]

#chelldos #this is my worst post

[ghostdrinkssoup]

tried to type “eating people’s organs” in relation to hannibal but organs autocorrected to oranges so anyway hannibal au where everything is the exact same except hannibal can’t stop eating people’s oranges. he’s a local menace, breaking into backyards in the middle of the night and wreaking havoc because he picks all the citrus trees until there’s Nothing Left. one time he broke into someone’s kitchen and stole all their oranges AND orange marmalade. it’s fucked up and he doesn’t even care. he feeds people their own stolen oranges and they don’t even Know. he’s still a psychopath and he still gets imprisoned and in twotl will gets covered in orange juice and realises this is who he really is

#he’s called the ripper because he rips the oranges from the trees #he escaped florence and they’ve been trying to hunt him down for years… a mystery and an enigma #god I’m so sleep deprived #hannibal: tell me will did you like taking hobbs’ oranges? did it make you feel alive? #will: I am who I’ve always been #this is my worst post #hannibal #nbc hannibal #will graham #hannigram #ghost speaks

[trickostars]

How do you think Chell felt when Glados admitted that she's been deriving coded in pleasure from her completing tests this whole time?

#chelldos #glados #chell portal #suggestive #chell who finally decided to speak: so when im bad at completing a puzzle am i edging you #glados: THIS IS WHAT MAKES YOU TALK #this is my worst post #also “I was just in it for the science” SHES ASEXUAL JUST LIKE ME FOR REAL

[idiotsofoz]

why's he doing the

#this is my worst post #idkhow

[paper--machete]

mousegirl that listens to cheezer: my favorite album is squeakerton

#this is my WORST POST #musicposting

[incorrectafcrichmond]

Beard: I dropped out in fourth grade to run drugs to support my Nana.

Jamie: That means you haven't known the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows of high school football.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect ted lasso #ted lasso #jamie tartt #coach beard #source: riverdale #this is my worst post

[2manyflannels]

Those matching bff necklaces except it’s Therion and Primrose and they have BFF daggers

#one says best for #the other says friend ever #this is silly #primrose azelhart #therion octopath #Therion #besties for real for real #this is ridiculous #and based off the fact that they have the same dagger in my save right now #octopath traveler #ooc #sillies #this is my worst post #it’s so stupid

[mushroompoisoning]

stanley parable narrator voice stanley, are you sure you dont want to be a quirked up white boy? you could even have a little bit of swag! imagine how fun it would be to be busting it down sexual style and goated with the sauce!

#the stanley parable #this is my worst post #but i couldnt get it out of my head

[cendrilloncd]

just remembered my headphones are purple. neku reference

#this is my worst post #twewy #the world ends with you #twewy neku #neku sakuraba

[dumbbitchawards]

She good on my omens till i aziraphale [INCORRECT BUZZER SOUND] she aziraphale on my omens till I crowley [INCORRECT BUZZER SOUND] she aziraphale on my crowley till I ineffable [INCORRECT BUZZER SOUND]

#this is my worst post #good omens #good omens 2 #gos2 #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #mine #dumbbitchawards

[andrewblurmoved]

alex made me watch ted lasso so now she has to deal with me texting her every episode about how much i wanna give ted prostate orgasms

#andrew.txt #ted lasso #minors dni #this is my worst post

[noneuclideangarf]

be the cringe you want to see in the world

*dabs*

#text #inspirational #this is my worst post

[otaku-tactician]

"Lancer died" then why is he destroying me with 1000 yakuza-style heat actions rn

#personal on fgo #fgo #he just gives me that vibe #look you dont wanna know what he can do with that flower pot hes tending to #lancer cu #this is my worst post

[scissorsisters]

Saul is LITERALLY boys who dress like ice creams

#this is my worst post

[rickybutlersays]

kiyotaka ishimaru and arnold rimmer have the same exact energy.

thank you.

#red dwarf #arnold rimmer #danganronpa #trigger happy havoc #this is my worst post #but i adore them both #kiyotaka #kiyotaka ishimaru

[cloudsmovelikeawraith]

sex him so good he makes the frank iero playing guitar face

#this is my worst post