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#this is mildly concerning
i-am-a-freg · 2 months
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Just looked in the mirror and I’ve aged about 20 years somehow
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mooonpiess · 9 months
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smth abt michael sheen awoken smth in me
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time-loopzim · 2 years
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Can Spork draw you?
SUUUURE...?
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Pork smoothie with salt n egg white slime
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I.. I'm scared. What does this mean anon WHAT DOES IT MEAN
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Why is my apartment screaming
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obamerzslop · 6 months
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Gangle is getting suspicious abt Priest Kinger
More Priest & Devil AU :]
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swampthingking · 2 months
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andrew’s definitely gotten in trouble with his pr manager for tweeting things along the lines of:
“no mania inducing medication will compare to the euphoria i will feel the day donald trump drops dead”
#pr manager is like: andrew… this is the last time i’m gonna tell you#andrew: whats the point of democracy if i can’t exercise freedom of speech#pr manager: andrew it’s no longer about your image#at this point we are concerned the fbi is going to show up#andrew: neil has connections. i’m fine#they thought marketing andrew on social media would be good#they were sooooo wrong#because now andrew has a place to share every insane thing he’s ever thought#for instance—a tweet that just says ‘an alien googling: human clothes’#he’s on there advocating for lgbtq+ youth you KNOW HE IS#he’s cursing and mildly threatening members of congress for imposing these disgusting bills#one day he tweeted ‘does mitch mcconnell know he’s dead yet’#when mitch mcconnell stepped down from senate andrew tweeted ‘hopefully next he steps down from life’#unsurprisingly: this endears him to some people and makes others fucking hate him#and he’s such a shit. he does not care either way#he’s kind of just like: pr manager. you gave me a twitter and told me to tweet. i’m just doing what you asked me#they’ve threatened to change his password so many times#they actually did once but andrew reported the account so many times for defamation and fraud that it got suspended#and he made a new account out of pure spite#his pr manager is like: andrew nobody is going to want to sign you because of your public image#and andrew is like: ?? ok. they can lose every game then#(he knows he’s the best goalie)#ok i think that’s enough for now. however i will probably be back#andrew minyard#aftg#tfc#trk#tkm#the foxhole court#all for the game
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New headcanon that Fox does the "fox dive" into his bunk before bed.
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There's something I've been dwelling on while taking my pause from here, and I wanted to share it with y'all before I continued on with the blog.
While I am genuinely happy to encourage any creative growth, I sincerely hope we're also gaining the perspective growth that comes along with the lessons.
For example: yes, the hairstyles are very pretty and exciting and cool, and I'm glad you think that! But I also want to reemphasize that the rest of the lessons- the reasons WHY you didn't know about those styles or how to search for them, the reasons WHY hair design IS that serious to Black viewers- are just as, if not more, important. It will help you in moving forward to understand the expectations behind how to better create your Black characters. You can't be as intentional about it if you don't understand WHY it's important!
I made this blog to give y'all a chance, essentially. The benefit of the doubt that you want to learn. I just hope that we're actually using it. Otherwise, what's my point here, you know? 😅 I just wanted to open up about how I was feeling, so there wasnt anything sitting on my chest.
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mistermorale · 2 months
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theres this guy who was my classmate in high school and i havent talked with him in years but i have him as a friend on spotify so i always see his activity and for weeks now hes been listening to the oompa loompa song from willy wonka and the chocolate factory (1971) again and again every day non stop and i dont know whats up with him but hes Going Through It
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loustyles · 9 months
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HARRY & LOUIS at Judges' Houses
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shit-talker · 3 months
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Roach makes a tiktok rating the signatures the 141 use on their emails;
"Regarding question, please refrain, Lt Riley"
Roach : Very in character for the big man, unfortunately it was in regards to a question of requesting leave so. 4/10.
"Your brother in Christ, Sg Garrick"
Roach : Wonderful form. Made me laugh. Solid score. 7/10
"Stay positive and test negative guys, Sg McTavish"
Roach : Covid jokes are always funny, but he's made this one several times now, and I'm bored of it. 3/10 for fuckery.
"Don't fuck this up you little enabling shits, Cpt Price"
Roach : Hilarious. Our group chat is now titled "little enabling shits" not very professional from the captain. Still 9/10.
"We will discuss more later, SC Laswell."
Roach : Terrifying. Actually, bone chilling. Scared all of us so much. 10/10 for pure fear.
"Eat my ass, Sg Riley xx."
Roach : This one's super old now, but I love it, so it's staying here. 11/10. Gods speed, Si.
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Really love the idea of wartime sakuino- like they got closer during the time skip and started to develop feelings for each other and then it comes to a head during the war.
Sakura just rewired some guys entire cardiovascular system and now she’s making out with her girlfriend before they both have to go face death again
Sasuke wouldn’t really care much but I do think it’d be funny to have him looking for Sakura to help with something only to find her… busy.
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shittysawtraps · 1 year
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAH
getting this ask makes me feel like I'm jigsaw talking to a scared victim when suddenly a child in a 20s newsboy outfit comes bursting in like EXTRA EXTRA TRUMP UNDER ARREST and i yell LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO in the jigsaw voice and all three of us start celebrating and we forget all about the torture
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Any AU where Vox helped raise Charlie.
Vox, on the phone: SMASH HIS KNEECAPS AND HE'LL TALK OKAY! I'M AT A PARENT TEACHER CONFERENCE!
Vox, to the teacher: Anyway, you said Charlie is enjoying finger painting. That's great!
Extremely accurate, teacher is mildly concerned and Charlie is just vibing and having the time of her life
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forgetful-river · 9 months
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Mother
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