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qtboni · 9 months

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hi AGAIN.

ugh i cant get out of your fucking page. its like i live here like a rat

im back, hi, have another req bc i just thought of it and needed it in my veins.

how about some comfort from fatherfigure!price? like reader is sad kinda and he helps? maybe reader "accidentally" calls him dad, nothing to /srs

(im mentally okay i swear😭)

idk if you even do price tbh, i haven't seen it on your page tho

anyways i needed to write this somewhere or ill forget and like wither away into nothing or sum shit

im being dramatic. i think.

okay thats it bye bye dearest boni.

(sorry im constently blowing up your asks😭😭)

HAI LOVIE !! THIS WAS SO FUNNY TO WRITE AGHSHS ALSO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LOMG OMG.

╰﹒ 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓'𝐃 𝐔 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐌𝐄 ?

PAIRING: Captain 'John' Price X Reader

C/W: comfort & humor! + gn!reader, explicit words, price playin' wit chu, somebody ate your cake (it was soap don't tell him tho /hj)

W/C: 1.3k

"What's got you looking so down today, sergeant?" Captain Price asked in his usual stern voice as he entered the living room, noticing the dejected look on your face.

You had been sitting on the sofa for hours now, cleaning your holster and moping around. He approached you with a glass of water in hand.

"Somebody ate my cake," you slowly replied, your voice heavy with emotion. You didn't usually get sad over such small things, but today, you feel so tired.

"Are you telling me that you're this upset over a slice of cake?" he asked, a hint of amusement in his tone. Captain Price raised an eyebrow, clearly surprised to hear something like that coming from you.

"I guess I am," you said, your voice barely audible. You shrugged and looked down at your holster, not wanting to admit to being such a crybaby. "I was saving it for this specific rest day to ... indulge myself with sweets.."

Captain Price's expression softened as he placed the glass of water down next to you. He sat down on the sofa next to you and put an arm around your shoulders.

"Listen, sergeant," he said in a comforting tone, "It's okay to be upset about something. Everyone has their own quirks and things that are important to them. And in our line of work, we need to be able to deal with any situation and not let little stuff like this get us down."

"Thanks, Cap'," you said, a hint of embarrassment in your voice. You smiled at him, grateful for the reassurance.

"Any time," He replied with a soft smile. He then stood up and left the room, returning a few minutes later with two fairly large cookies, handing it to you. "Here, this should cheer you up."

"No way," You were overjoyed, your face lighting up with a smile.

"Yes way," He replied, playfully eyeing the cookies then to you. "Have it, yeah?"

"Dad, oh my god," You squealed excitedly, taking a bite out of the cookie, savoring the taste of the sweetness and the tenderness. "This is so sweet of you. Thank you so much!"

Oh no. Dad? Did you just call your captain, 'dad'?

Avoiding the embarrassment of calling your captain 'dad' in a moment of vulnerability, you silently prayed that he hadn't heard it. This was going to be awkward, and the thought of having to explain yourself was making you cringe.

Just play it off...

Now as much as Price wants to give you the other cookie for you to eat, he retracted his hand away from your grabby hands, not letting you get one.

"Cap?" Your hands stay levitated, clearly ready to munch on the cookie on your Captain's grip.

Did he caught on?

"Hm?"

You had to think fast. Change the subject before things got too awkward!

"Are.. are you going to eat that?"

"Nope."

"Then why- actually no, just- isn't that for me?"

"Correct," He chuckles as he continued dangling the pastry infront of you.

Silence.

You stared at him incredulously, your hand visibly itching to just pounce on the cookie and munch on it.

What was your captain doing?

"See, the funny thing is, kid," He trailed off as he waves the cookie back and forth with his hand up in the air. He smirks when your eyes followed the cookie's movement. "I haven't thought much of being a father."

Shit. Play it off...

You hummed in confusion, tilting your head in curiosity.

Where was he going with this? And also, can he just give you the cookie? After all, he gave it to you, right?

Just give me the cookie, dammit.

"Let alone..." He paused and looked at you in the eyes. Shit. "Someone calling me one, aye?"

You feel like you could sink into the ground and vanish from existence. The embarrassment was too much to bear!

"...Who?"

Bye.

Captain Price chuckles at you, "Don't play dumb on me now, sergeant."

Your mind is racing, trying to think of something to say. You stuttered a reply, "I- Capta-"

But before you know it, he interrupts your thoughts with his sharp wit.

"Oh? It was 'Dad' a second ago, wasn't it?" He retorded with a proud smirk playing across his lips, looking at you with an air of amusement and teasing. He knows exactly what to say to get under your skin and he's not afraid to use it to his advantage.

It's clear that he wants an answer, but all you can do is sputter a few incoherent words before retreating back into your shell. You feel a mix of embarrassment and frustration, wishing you could come up with a clever come-back, but the only thing that's clear right now is that Price has you stumped.

"Sergeant?" He calls out to you teasingly, awaiting for your reply to his question.

"Mhm?" You can feel your ears slowly turning red as your Captain's teasing hits a nerve. You can't seem to quite meet his eyes, instead looking at the ground with an embarrassed blush. You fidget with the straps of your holster, unable to quite figure out how to respond.

"Wasn't it 'Dad' a second ago?" Captain Price repeated as he raised an eyebrow, looking at you with a mix of amusement and confusion.

You blush in embarrassment as you realize he wouldn't let you get off easily withyour slip-up. You look down at the ground.

"I'm sorry, sir," You quickly clear your throat, hoping to regain your composure. Still unable to break your gaze from the floor, you mutter, "It won't happen again."

Suddenly, the cookie appeared in your line of vision that was still situated at the ground. You heard your captain sigh and tutted, drawing your attention back to him.

The cookie! The cookie?

He held the cookie out to you, a small smile playing on his lips as he waited for you to accept it. You were initially taken aback, feeling a surge of warmth and gratitude toward your captain.

"Didn't ask for an apology, kid," He said with a playful frown, seemingly amused by the situation. He took your hand and placed the cookie on it, his gaze locking onto yours. "Was just surprised is all, hm?"

"Still," You cleared you throat as straightened your posture and looked up at him, albeit still feeling the sting of embarrassment. "It's my bad."

"Mhm," He hummed softly and raised his hand up to your head. He gently pats your head affectionately, yet his hand ruffled your hair, leaving it disheveled. "Whatever floats your boat, kid."

The soft pat on your head sends shivers down your spine, and you give him a grateful smile.

"Thanks, Cap', again." You beemed up with a smile, raising the cookie to his vision.

He gives a small nod before turning to leave, leaving you with a sense of warmth and contentment that stays with you long after he's gone. You watch as he offered a small wave goodbye and you respond the same, feeling a sense of gratitude for his kindnesses and understanding.

You were about to take a bite out of the delicious cookie he had given you. But just as you were about to revel in the sweet taste, you heard his voice once more calling out to you and startling you.

Turning around, you saw him standing there infront of the doorway, his eyes gleaming with mischief as he continued to speak.

"Though," he began, his voice low but full of laughter spilling through, "The cake's delicious, kid. Would have it again, 10 out of 10," he finished with a wink, and you couldn't help but gape at his leaving form.

What.

"Motherfuc-"

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iysure · 2 years

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dragon riding! 🥁

#lol. rofl. lmao even.#house of the dragon #rhaenicent #rhaenyra x alicent #my sibling seeing this drawing and asking why alicent is the one being carried and me having to explain that i wanted to make this pun

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theclaygolem · 4 months

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Soulmatey

#zolu #op #clayart #monkey d. luffy #roronoa zoro #walk the plank matey into my arms and kiss me passionately #pat me on the back for my super clever and funny captions #that make passerby lol and rofl #back on my shtick ladies and gents #and my first zolu post ever???? after like 2 years of op consumption???? i am unsurprised #i take 100000 years to do anything and this shall not change uwu #I think I have improved a bit art wise and I hope it shows :)

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asleepyy · 7 months

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YOUR STYLE IS SOMETHING. I sooooo like it!!! And your Azazel… God, he's such a sweetheart!!((( Don't be sad little bird baby((

OH MY GOD THE WORLDS MOST PERFECT GIFS OF ALL TIME!!!! this is so damn cute THANK YOU!!!!! look at him he is so wet cat coded!!!

#ask #good omens #oopsie!omens #rofl-chips #the little animation of him blushing is so perfect #and its rly inspiring me to make my own little animation

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charlybird · 4 months

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some Lee Van Cleef to start the year edit ah the one with the tie (in the compilation) wasn't actually drawn from a reference, so it's not really from any film. I tried drawing him from memory to see if I could learn his shapes a little. The second image I forgot to add, it was how this drawing started but I wasn't happy with how it was going and then this one got left out. I think it's from For a Few Dollars more and will also explain the tie on the other drawing aha. This post turned into a mess I'm sorry lol

#lee van cleef #the good the bad and the ugly #day of anger #make sure to kiss him better #dollars trilogy #the day of anger opening credits had me rofl

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animalinvestigator · 8 months

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happy 8 years

i will transform so i don't die

#my art #undertale #chara dreemurr #am a bit bereft of things to say lol sorry. usually this is where i have a whole diatribe to go off on #i didn't feel like celebrating very much this year so the artwork i made isnt very celebratory #but it was always the sad and futile parts of the story that made me feel the most when i was a kid . so #it's maybe truer to the spirit of my love for this game than any of the cutesy celebration drawings ive done over the years #um . as it was and still is. my heart lives where this story is #if i hadn't played it when i was a kid i don't know if i would have made it this far. im actually almost certain i wouldnt have #sometimes its hard to be thankful for that but i make myself be thankful lol.#so dramatic rofl. well it's just what i was thinking #thanks for being here everyone. i kind of like how this drawing turned out and i hope you will too

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aquanutart · 7 months

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Nyaha~! Caught in my electroweb! ♡

#pokemon #iono #nanjamo #bellibolt #pokemon sv #aquanutart #iono gives me this vibe of 'i've sold my soul to chasing love and attention from thousands of strangers who will never know me'#but with an edge of self-awareness and i like that #i love hyper over-the-top performer personalities! i think she genuinely enjoys performing in her cutesy persona #and i definitely think it's a huge part of herself that she enjoys expressing but she has another side too #that worries about numbers and holding people's interest and getting the attention and validation she wants #she's an in-universe internet content creator! she's got a gig and she is WORKING it!!#i swear she makes me hear death by glamour #ALSO SHE HAS A FROG!!! i have no choice but to stan #btw you get a bilingual bonus if you can read this (and i get a weeb award for using romaji and katakana in the same picture)#how else though can i convey to english audiences that she uses boku (i love it)#her catchphrase 'your eyeballs are mine' does kinda creep me out though #i find it less creepy in japanese which is just 'your eyeballs (are acted on by) electric net' but that may be because i understand it less #i don't know japanese well enough to guess exactly what it's implying rofl

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h0estar · 1 month

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Endo making sure his work is the source material.jpeg

#you can tell bro racked his brains #how am i gonna avoid people saying this chapter feels like a stupid fanfiction #oh i know! let's have anya casually reveal she's an esper 😀👍🏻#to who? oh! to the non-family & non-close friend character ofc!#i love it #honestly this moment was the one not in my sxf chapter 96 bingo card bc what the fuck #classic spy x fam making me rofl cry and mortified in one sitting #we love to see it #spy x family #spy x family chapter 96 #spy x family spoilers #damianya #top 10 biggest wtf moments

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lloonlloon · 1 month

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Photographers LOVE when this fiend launches at me for hugs and kisses

#got no decent action shots of her first FASTCAT but there sure are a dozen pics of her being difficult to leash #because shes trying to make out with me #btw yes that is essie on my shirt in the last two #we made custom jerseys for flyball tournaments & demos #i am so tired of this haircut rofl #estrella #australian shepherd #dog sports #dogblr

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kursedtea · 11 months

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"The whole of me is here, now to love"

-Stand by You - Ben&Ben

#honkai impact #fu hua #raiden mei #meihua #GOD THAT SONG WILL FOREVER BE ENGRAVED IN MY HEAD FOR THEM #that's one of the songs i slapped on my detective au playlist rofl #the tagalog version is making me more unhinged #i hope I'm done with my art block

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solradguy · 8 months

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come on grandpa its fine. let your inner dadguy out

Maybe I should........

#asks #The dadguy jokes are great because I don't even want to have kids and I don't really like being around them #(they're loud and emotional and my Grumpy Threshold™️ is incompatible with that. it's not their problem though they can't help it)#But kids generally love me whenever I'm in a situation where I have to hang out with them. Like if a friend's got a kid or whatever #I don't know how you're supposed to be around kids so I just swear less and treat them like tiny stupid adults #Which seems to work!!#They don't like being talked down to but they don't understand everything because like they're brand new human beings you know?#I don't know!! I'm just like 'Tell me about Roblox/Minecraft/Fortnite/FNAF' and let them talk about it full bore #Or if they're kinda shy I'm just like 'Hey buddy let's draw some pictures'#Kids love drawing. I have never met a kid that did not go apeshit over making little images. Universal human experience #Accidentally got my one friend's kid into grindcore+death metal once though. Not ideal lmfao A little too heavy for a kid imo #Friend was like 'Hey my kid loves spooky music got any recs?' and I was like #'Uhhh napalmdeath-fullalbum.mp3' as a joke and his kid went NUTS for it LMFAOOO #I made a playlist of abyssally heavy metal just for her. She's like 6 years old rofl

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babyfairy · 2 months

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i’ve been replaying kingdom hearts while i’ve been stuck at home sick and there are sooooo many moments in this game that make me tear up lol it’s so special to me. when i was little my anxiety was really debilitating and this game was one of the only things that could calm me down and help me escape. my parents cried when i beat it because they knew how special that moment was for me LOL like it was such a formative part of my childhood! what a special game

#replaying it now makes it hit harder i think #because now more than ever i’m 1. a prisoner to my nostalgic attachment to the past (rofl)#and 2. struggling more than ever #so it’s a nice escape once again. the music and everything makes me cry #when i saw winnie the pooh i cried too LOL a something about him makes me cry as is so him + kingdom hearts is like 😭😭😭#it’s like all the innocence and purity of my girlhood shoved into one game #anyway all this to say i love this game. and riku is a bad bitch! real ones have always known

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namor-shuri · 1 year

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Did you see that recent post about your page? Antis are so funny 😭

I’m crying because after I posted that meme post yesterday, I was scrolling through the Nashuri tag and then saw it 🥴 I literally made a dumb meme joking about Antis saying we need to be locked up, and didn’t realize someone literally said that hours prior. It doesn’t get better than that rofl. What’s sending me was their initial outrage of Nashuri [which babe, have you been living under a rock?], then the assumption that I romantically ship Tenoch & Tish from a quick bio glance, THEN after all of the “horror” and “shock”, they proceed to not block me. You’re telling me you posted screenshots of you blocking my page to ultimately not…..block……me? Righhhhhhhttttttt *rubs temples*

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I literally don’t owe anyone this BUT this is for the folks that are new to my blog/Nashuri fandom/etc:

#1. Hey 💜 This is BOTH a Nashuri [Namor x Shuri] blog AND Tenoch Huerta + Letitia Wright appreciation blog. What does that mean? It means my blog is about anything related to A. Tenoch Huerta + his life/roles etc B. Letitia Wright + her life/roles etc and C. Their adorable dynamic together. It’s a hodgepodge of random stuff. One big ice cream shop where you can pick your flavor of choice. So Nashuri shippers interact with me, Namor fans, Shuri fans , Letitia, Tenoch and so on. You get the idea. I love how open-ended my page is and that’s why I made it that way in the first place. Everyone is welcome here and can walk away with a little bit of something. For being such a miscellaneous page, I would say the only “agenda” I push is Nashuri [it’s in my name]. The rest of my content is up to your own personal interpretation/assumptions. What you think I’m pushing or trying to say is all your take and your take alone, beloved. It has nothing to do with me.

#2. I admit that my mouth has gotten me in a little bit of trouble over the years lol. I was literally that little kid that came back with a report card with straight A’s that had a teacher’s note on the side saying “Talks too much in class”. I think and say shit ALL. THE. TIME rofl Yes, I sprinkle in deep rants and knowledgeable takes on my blog but I made this page to be a menace. I’m only here to be entertained. A majority of my page are jokes and tomfoolery. The complete opposite of “be for real”. How can I be when I’m literally shipping a fictional fish stick and a fictional woman in a cat suit?? 🤣 I’ve spoken about it before but I’m also an artist [my professional work is 1000% unrelated to this page/content lol] so alot of my page is also random graphics and stuff like that too. I love making y’all and myself laugh and it’s been enjoyable af interacting with you, especially the Nashuri fandom. Y’all are straight up comedians and say the funniest shit, which then makes me want to say even more wild shit and then it becomes a snowball effect lol. Thankfully I can tell a majority of you who do follow/interact with me are grown so you’ve picked up by now that most of my blog is A BIT. But unfortunately there’s always going to be a sprinkle of people who are clearly young, new here or just folks that don’t get my sense of humor whatsoever. And whichever category you fall under it’s okay, but babes there are a lot of 18+ jokes/comments on my page so if you are someone that is underage and or gets easily offended, please do yourself a favor and stay clear. I mean that in the nicest way possible.

#3. I wrote this on a reblog to someone’s post recently but I have a large portion of blogs blocked on the tags that I follow on here. Life has been ✨𝒷𝓁𝒾𝓈𝓈𝒻𝓊𝓁✨ ever since and it only takes .2 seconds out of your day to do it. So when I don’t see people utilize the block button, I just know their not being fr and are clearly bored. If you don’t like my content, block/mute me. Simple as that. Because chances are, I’ve probably already blocked you by now. And to the people I haven’t, I either A. enjoy/interact with the content you make or B. don’t care for it but you usually stay out of my lane and I stay out of yours so we just coexist. It’s that black and white. You don’t have to like what someone posts but what isn’t cool is bothering/targeting someone on an app strictly because of that. What are you five? This feels like a lesson we learned in elementary school. It’s not rocket science and it’s never that serious. The world does not revolve around you nor adhere to things only you deem okay. It’s much bigger than that. Get a grip, go drink some water, eat something and make sure to touch some grass today while you’re at it.

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Shout out to that page tho! I literally gained new followers after that, so…..thank you? 😅 What a time to be alive. But for real, ya’ll have been coming out of nowhere to support and it’s been super dope. I really appreciate all the love, especially for being such a new page. I’m looking forward to future shenanigans, continuing the fun and not taking shit too seriously per usual. Live your best life, folks. Don’t let anyone rain on your parade. Life is WAY too short for that.

Ps: To my new followers, check out the post pinned to my page here. It’s a great “intro” into the Nashuri fandom and or actors Tenoch Huerta / Letitia Wright. Some things might be a little old but it’s pretty useful for the most part. My old poll results post gives you a slight idea of me as well. See y’all around ✌🏾💗

#Of all the posts they could have chosen they picked the most G rated post on my blog like girl this page gets WORSE 🥴 rofl #I guess you made it when people start making posts about you #nashuri #tenoch huerta #letitia wright #namor x shuri #namor #shuri #wakanda forever #bpwf #black panther #seaprincess #we just got a letter #should I continue the ‘meme template’ series? they crack me up lmao #what took me out was someone in their comments said ‘this blog doesn’t ship Tenoch/Letitia 👁️👄👁️ [which ty btw]#and then the person processed to be like ‘well I didn’t do a deep dive on them’#you didn’t do a deep dive BUT YOU MAKE A POST BLASTING MY PAGE ON AN ASSUMPTION??#please be for real for two seconds 😭😭😭#then they said ‘I clearly don’t care’#ummm obviously your post proves otherwise #people like you really make the internet a living HELL sometimes bruh #there’s no way your an adult you have to be like 12 or something #I’m cryinggggg 🤣#yeah this post gave me a good laugh when I stumbled upon it I needed that chuckle #thank you for the free publicity? lol

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bewakulfi · 1 year

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guys 😹

#bestfriend is not home bf has exams so i told him to not text me till 6 pm i have a test tmrw too ugh i just finished studying but still im #missing a LOT of people at once #even my 3rd grade classmates what is this #also just ate grilled cheese even that isnt making me feel better hug chahiye why am i feeling so lonely ekdum se it's weird #distance is so funny rofl lmao lollolz 🤣😂😹🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🙄🙄😂😂🤣

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soullessjack · 8 months

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thinking about this again. Plagued by it even

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ziracona · 8 months

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Why on earth does the Wiki and searches about NukaWorld claim Preston becomes hostile if present for Taken for a Ride or spoken to after the player becomes Overboss??? I’ve played the entire DLC twice now, different PCs, different saves, regular and survival, and I took Preston both times for the DLC??? I never even got a ‘disliked’ from the man, except for being too forgiving to Harvey. He loved a lot of my sass at the Raiders?? And if I talked to him just would say I’d shown him I’m one of the good guys/repaid my trust in him. I mean, I’m sure if you agree to go Raider and like, kill settlers and shit. But I completed most of the questline short of taking over settlements or hurting innocents (took over the park, turned on power, etc) first save, and still completed grand tour and home sweet home on survival, before Open Season. I romanced the man in the overboss office yesterday before starting my raider killing spree. He never doubted I was just scoping out the place, which I was.

#fallout 4 #r’s fo4 survival run #Nuka world #like I guess maybe if you’re like ‘hell yeah let’s go raider’ ifs different but if you’re like ‘wtf is going on I don’t want to be here’#(while proceeding w the quests) he has 0 negative reaction. maybe he needs to be at high affinity to trust you??? bc he was at besties w #both saves. but I kinda bet it’s the former and no one bothered to see if it’s your approach that changes it or smth #and tbh the wiki isn’t that accurate anyway after being taken over by Fandom #rip old fo4 wiki my belvoed. I miss you #also 0 problem with murdering raiders rofl I love he and Deacon don’t care if you kill someone evil even if allied #Deacon watching me shoot the guy who tried to get me to sell him a kid while the guy is friendly: 😎#also Preston doesn’t give dislikes for Chen usage?? thank god god bless I was in such fear going in bc I needed them in surival to make it #*chem #w my level and stats as they are. Fatman crit hits boss and takes only 1/3 of one of the 3 bosses hp bars down IN STEALTH & u know it’s gon #be a hell of a firefight

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