#this is just .. like i said the PERKS

[faunandfloraas]

I didnt find that felix call but this ^^ is equally funny to me

#the way he was like a dog perking his ears up as soon as he heard HEYA lmaoooooo #aussie detected initiate pointing #also <3<3<3 he says aussie right <3<3<3 not like how amaericans do <3<3 no offense <3 #also her high pitched ass YeeAH at the end is so funny #hwang hyunjin #also this just reminds me of the time i was talkin to a dude from malayasia and he just started laughing after i said something #and i wa slike what?? and he goes You say here like a ninja #and i was like ? what does that mean... #and he goes HEEEE YAAA #and i was like NOOOOOO #FUCK OFF #dont tell me that i will never unhear it lmao

[shepards-folly]

the way my friend draws impulse changed my life actually

#shep arts #hermitcraft #hermitblr #impulsesv #impulse fanart #im literally in love with him… (<- said in an aroace way) #the way I fucking perked up so bad when someone suggested impulse as an art req #ive been wanting to properly draw my friends design for him so bad… he’s soo pretty #i definitely did not get the piercings right i always fuck them up #but eh that’s what you get from my late night drawing sessions. its just me fucking up and making my sleep schedule even worse lol #btw i started a project but like not one I’ll ever post here so uh sorry if i die for a bit lol

[wishing4nuclearwinter]

#fallout #personally I love lockpicking and hate hacking. my dyslexia simply cannot handle that type of thing #but I do wish fallout handled lockpicking (and hacking) like skyrim where you can attempt at any level regardless of perks/skill #but it was just significantly more difficult to do so without said perks

[supermightyglue]

just . just envision the jackass girl privilege . the perks . getting to steal their shirts nd hoodies . the teasing & banter , both flirtatious and otherwise . being very very protected at parties/bars .. and in general . she is doted on yet also their worst nightmare . has the Power . gets to pull the girl card when she doesnt wanna do something . never gets pissed on . doesnt pay for shit . gets to see everyones soft side .. and also them being hot . gets the hugs . the attention . and you know damn well she eats it up .

#see .. this is very much .. idk how to describe it #its not in a pick me way #this isnt even based around a certain personality in mind for Her #this is just .. like i said the PERKS #i am not one for wanting to be treated like a girl by boys #……..however #i mean she dont HAVE to use it #i endorse picking and choosing when to use the girl card #it is a womans right #u could also factor in the ……. other benefits but that is not for me to discuss #shit i write #headcanons #jackass #jackass girl #jackass headcanons #jackass fics #jackass fic #jackass x reader

[skateisawesome]

for reasons unknown to me, when people on the internet are nice to me it makes me so much happier than when it happens irl

#like im just sitting here #stimming my ass off #overjoyed #that someone is telling me the perks of therapy #and someone else is telling me goodnight #and if you're one of those people you bring me so much joy btw #like #UGH #kicking and screaming #the internet #its making me feel things #die feelings die #ALSO I PROMISE I WENT TO BED WHEN I SAID I WOULD #THIS IS A SCHEDULED POST I SWEAR

[blakistan]

I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT THE EXOTIC CLASS ITEMS AND I WOULD LIKE TO SAY THAT I PREDICTED THIS YEARS AGO

#like almost to a T the only difference was I imagined they'd have one “stolen” perk and the main perk would let you still use another exotic #also I would never have expected they'd be completely independent of your class??? #like the really just said fuck it you can be OP now and I am HERE FOR IT #destiny 2

[neonacidtrip]

“ And it hurts so much! Life is suffering. It is hard! The world is cursed. But still, you find reasons to keep on living." ... "I don't regret a thing, you know. I don't regret the struggles. I don't regret the hardships. The pain. The sorrow. And I've seen so much of it! But still. I don't regret what I've done or how I've lived my life. I just wish the world had been a better place. A better place for them, for us... But surely, a better place for you, my dear." ... "I feel like a vast vessel, with so many dusty rooms and cabins... I have so many of them... So many memories... Some of them are gone, but some of them... Some of them will live on forever. In you, in others. ”

- Astrid, Spiritfarer Farewell Edition

#just in case it was not clear #astrid was probably my favorite spiritfarer character #and im very emo about this quote of hers #shes just such an icon. one of the most versatile characters in terms of perks #shes so cute. she unionizes a company. shes a ww2 survivor and risked her life protecting children #and shes just so heckin cute #i wanted to take even more of the quote but i felt like this part encapsulates most of what i wanted #I feel like a vast vessel with so many dusty rooms and cabins... I have so many of them... So many memories... #im not cryings youre crying #i really feel this quote lately though so i wanted to share it #i put it as my discord status but that didnt feel like quite enough this time around #this is one of those 'can you believe this amazing thing was said by an [insert character here]' things #astrid was like a top three for me along with stanley and probably gustov #i say this even though i got attached to literally all of the characters #except giovanni. could not sympathize a lot with giovanni #its like gwen is wonderful but she leaves you so quickly #bruce and mickey are great but they take a while to grow on you #atul is so lovely but he just LEAVES YOU and also his banging upsets everyone #im not over atul leaving. will never be over it. i stopped the game and googled it because i kept thinking he would come back #elena and jackie and daria are weird ones. i like them but im not sure i love them #alice is another one who is so hecking cute #i think alice and stanley and astrid were the saddest goodbyes for me #i loved them so much but also they were just sad on their own. stanley is just a kid #alices dementia is so long lasting and heartbreaking to witness #and astrids rapid deterioration after giovanni leaves hits very close to home for me #anyway im rambling again but i just love astrid so much what a queen she deserved better than giovanni #astrid #astrid (spiritfarer) #spiritfarer #spiritfarer farewell edition

[whinlatter]

Do you think Hermione would be jealous of Ginny after the war for becoming Harry's "main girl"? (i mean Ginny was already that starting from HBP..but yk what I mean)

Because I'm sort of divided. On one head, Hermione can absolutely be jealous and resentful when she wants to be, so there's possibility. But on the other hand, she was the biggest Hinny shipper in books and she didn't seem to have a problem of them being close in HBP. She also has her own life after the war, not to mention she'd focus on her own relationship with Ron.. so idk🤔

Noooo, I really don't think Hermione would be jealous of Ginny over that. That girl was rooting for those crazy kids throughout! I think Hermione and Ginny's relationship would have other tensions (to be explored in Beasts if you're reading... did someone say… shameless promo?). Honestly, though, I think a big part of her would be a bit relieved Harry was back with Gin so he wouldn't feel left out now her and Ron have finally properly got together. Like phew ok Ginny you're up! He's all yours! I could never handle his strops anyway! I'll be upstairs with your brother if you need me. Have fun lads be safe now

#hermione granger really said: ginny tag you're it #remember when ron left them in the tent and to make hermione feel better harry just #dumped ron's bedsheets on her and let her cry herself to sleep every night #unhinged emotional response #hermione like ginny girl pls you can have him #at least with ron i know you just feed him and he perks right up hjp is the one puzzle i cannot solve #ask #hermione granger

[divorcedmalewife]

I don't have just one, but TWO retired women from the church offering to take me to urgent care and pay for my visit since I don't have insurance and they are simply too good for this world

#i will not take them up on the offer though because alas i am too prideful but it IS just a bad cough and nothing else #I'll get over it eventually #but also both of these women have called me and when we hang up they have both said 'love you' 🥺 #being a young person surrounded by old people who like me has its perks if you can work for a church i would recommend it slxnsksks

[shrikebrother]

what YA books i think the succession characters would like if they were lonely teens going to the school library

(according to a YA enthusiast)

tom: looking for alaska by john green. i feel like i don't really need to explain this one. he thinks he's miles halter & the whole "anti manic pixie dream girl" message kind of went over his head

roman: forgive me, leonard peacock by matthew quick. i think he'd enjoy leonard's character voice & his teen self would relate to him a lot, especially in a certain part of the book that i'm not going to spoil

shiv: she would've secretly liked twilight by stephenie meyer. i feel like she definitely went through this "not like other girls" sort of phase when she was a teen, which is part of why she'd like twilight & also why she'd never admit it to anyone

kendall: 13 reasons why by jay asher & i'm not even sure what my reasons are for this choice. i just feel it in my gut. the whole time reading it he'd be thinking "wow... girls go through so much... i would have supported her" . sometimes he fantasizes abt killing himself & doing what hannah baker did

greg: i don't even know if this counts as YA but i guess maybe the harry potter series? i don't think he would be a super fan or anything. he would just be like "oh um yeah i read those books... uhh 3 points for gryffindor am i right? haha" in conversations when he doesn't know what else to say

some extra commentary in the tags

#welcome to a post that probably only appeals to me #the catcher in the rye by jd salinger is also a good pick for roman but that maybe would've been too obvious #i ALSO thought about the perks of being a wallflower by stephen chbosky for him but i feel like. charlie's character voice would be too #sweet & naive for roman to get into. maybe in his pre-military school days he would've liked it #i might make a part 2 ! im tired & cant think of books for the others right now #i realize that in ken's part it sounds like i'm bashing 13rw. i'm not . i actually haven't even read it yet 😭 #i WILL at some point i've just never been in the mood for it #also the title obviously isn't meant to imply that only teens can like or enjoy YA. this probably doesn't even need to be said but just in #- case #succession #txt #tom wambsgans #roman roy #shiv roy #kendall roy #greg hirsch

[swampndn]

Friends, ya bitch did it again. We got yet another random man in love with me, and this time, he was the camera operator for an interview I was doing.

#He was weirdly nervous putting my mic on #He had to move my hair out of the way and commented about how soft it was #He's a Black man so allowed to touch my hair #don't worry #THEN during the ENTIRE ONE HOUR interview he was just cheesing behind that camera #And when we cut he commented on my southern twang #then he personally escorted me to this ofher area and I don't think he was supposed to because the people were like where are you going??? #asking me all kinds of questions #opening doors and shit #He outwright smitten #then I strutted to my car like yes #ya bitch still got it #also he really perked up when someone asked me if I lived in the area and I said relatively close #now time will tell #how long til he slides in my DMs? #I mean #I ain't looking #still too traumatized #but I do love free dinner

[pzfr]

☕ tell me your troubles my boy

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"I've run into too many people who hear me say 'tokusatsu' and either ascribe fixtures of super robot mecha anime (that are in themselves incorrect generalizations about that genre from what I understand) or just think it's exclusively Power Rangers, right down to how the American scenes are played out."

"I have similar problems where if I say 'superhero' people just assume I mean the MCU or some other popular thing, as opposed to comics or the better cartoons..."

#[ic] Stand A Chance #outofthiisworld #[ask] letters column #//since you said 'tell me your troubles my boy' I imagine Rex is laying on the sofa telling Doc who's just 'I uh. I used to read archie' #and rex perks up like 'oh shit for real?'

[malikselfindulgence]

Morshid and Marek r about to walk out the door during the s4 special and then Marek turns over and goes "You're not fucking going to the beach in that." and Morshid goes "I don't HAVE . a swimsuit ." and Marek leaves to rummage around in his box of Gifts-I-bought-Morshid-as-a-joke-that-he-threw-in-the-trash-and-I-salvaged-from-the-trash . Anyways Morshid then shows up in rlly big monkey king patterned swimming trunks and the ugliest hawaiin shirt you've ever seen and Wukong has a literal field trip w this

#oc: morshid lmk #morshidis having the worst time ever the whole time btw he does not like the beach #marek convinced himto go because she said macaque would be there . #“I'm not going and that is FINAL.” “ohh man ..... I guess I can ask Pigsy to give me a take-out box for your portion ..... #Macaque might just take it though i dont know ....“ Morshid literallyvisibly perking up #“ I mean . it'd be rude of me not to accept an invite . I'm sure I can afford a few hours . for the sake of being courteous . ” <- gay ass #malik's rambles

[cappucosmico]

dragon's okay btw he just had a 280 dollar shitting and vomiting event. making my life flash before my eyes etc. vets just cost obscene amounts to look at your cat for a second and say "Yeah he looks about alright"

mr dipshit right after a vet visit HE CAUSED!!!

#not to tmi it but. he barfed‚ then shat on the floor just Casually no resistence. and made no effort to move away from his own poopflow. #so he just Laid There for a second while i held his tail up to offer him the bare minimum dignity of not getting it covered in poop. #and then eventually moved him away when he was Done With That y'know. bc he wasn't planning on it evidently #and that whole time he was just drooling and wheezing. having like a whole freakout #for about 30-45 minutes of the carride he offered 0 resistence for the situation and was just completely limp and out of it. #then just sort of. slowly perked up. Realised he was in a car. and was Offended to put it lightly. #not that he's ever a hassle he was just kinda crying and wiggleworming a bit to look around confused. teenage boy who just woke up style #but yeah. basically fine by the time we got there so they just said Lol looks fine! That'll be 280 dollars. #and i died inside. amen #what Doctor Behaviour. sorry to be mean with it but Call Me Unsurprised y'know

[cowardlycowboys]

those "are you lgbtq+ polls" are so silly honestly because of course almost everyone is gonna vote yes.... that's the audience you've curated like and the chances of it "breaking containment" is unlikely even if you had all your followers reblog it because they probably also run in those same circles

#omg kiera no one cares #like i get why we're seeing so many and not just for fun #is because tumblr said only a quarter of its userbase is lgbtq and people think that's untrue #but you 100% do make your own circle and see no other outside that unless u choose too #like i saw someone say on that official tumblr post I've NEVER seen a cishet on tumblr #like buddy i know several cishet people on tumblr you just don't see them because that's the circle you run in #which is great that's how i like it !!! #i don't like how on twitter i can see anyones fucking ideas and opinions on things while here i have definitely curated my own space #that i feel safe and nice in minus a few times when people are weird #like i dunno i think it's just a bit silly and it's okay to do those polls for like fun but you're not gonna get any REAL proof I'm sorry #amyway i voted no on a recent one i saw even tho that is NOT TRUE because i needed to add realism #like one of the perks of this site IS you curate your own space!!! but i think a lot of people are forgetting that right now #for some reason

[graveyardxghoul]

fitzlittle, you say... 👀

yes!! they are so like...a fun house mirror reflection of hickeytozer to me

#i was just starting a new rewatch yesterday+during the dinner scene when james like points/pokes little commending him for what he said #little literally was like a dog perking up+wagging his tail at being called a good boy #then crozier sours the mood+he looks instantly miserable which brings me into my fitzierlittle agenda- *pulled off stage by a giant cane*