#this is hyperbole

[breadandblankets]

Nothing will be more infuriating to me than people making posts that are Clearly about Damian and Just Damian about tim

#bread thoughts #this is hyperbole #i will find Anything infuriating i am an angry person #<- he says apathetically

[mushiemooon]

If anything bad happens to the bird in the thumbnail i will crap myself and die

#this is hyperbole #murder drones

[littlestellababy27]

One of these days I’m going to set a boundary and someone is going to respect it, I just know it.

#stella says #this is hyperbole #I’m just upset about mark #I appreciate the people in my life who have been so understanding #you’re all amazing

[i-am-not-the-deer-man]

I feel betrayed that they didn't recognize The Internet is Here

#IT WAS ICONIC #(i am completely aware they do not have to remember everything) #this is hyperbole #dan and phil

[just-your-average-tangerine]

Selfie only got 2 likes on instagram

If you want me to die, just say so

#this is hyperbole #just to be clear

[soupforsoup]

Controversial opinion: hawk is the least sympathetic teen in the show (not counting kyler). Every kid who did bad things in cobra kai had somewhat understandable reasons for what they did, except hawk

I love Hawk/Eli but it's hilarious sometimes that it truly is just:

(Season 2/3)

Robby: I can't believe I kicked Miguel it was a complete accident for him to go over the balcony and I'm so ashamed of myself, I'm going to leave the state and possibly the country

Hawk: I'm gonna hunt my former best friend for sport >:)

#THIS IS HYPERBOLE #I love hawk and his journey in s4 and 5 #but it is something to be said that his redemption is sped to breakneck speed while other character's get their's dragged out #hawk cobra kai #whats a queue ass bitch? #cobra kai #ck

[graveyardrabbit]

“it’s what Dr Evan O'Neill Kane would have wanted” is, apparently, not a good reason to surgically excise my own back muscles and install new ones

#see the joke is Evan O'Neill Kane was a real doctor who performed multiple surgeries on himself #this is hyperbole #but my chronic bad back is causing more pain than usual #and there’s not really anything to be done except wait it out and don’t do too much heavy lifting #(which. in my job good luck with that) #so I’m just going to complain loudly here on the tumblr dot com #chronic pain

[hugogetsrawed]

I’m about to send the worst ask ever to you and I want to say I’m so sorry in advanced

i had to physically put my phone down at work and promise myself not to log back into the tumblr app until i got home bc your ask made me so violent

#this is hyperbole #it made me laugh tho

[takearisk-x]

I think I know what’s missing…

It’s Friday night Hannah.

Go grab a bottle of red wine.

And play out your plot in Spring Fever with your significant other.

The words will come to you child.

It’s the inspiration you’ve been missing.

Go get laid, girl.

no one can reenact chap 5 of spring fever and live to tell the tale

#this is hyperbole #but also #don't try it at home #spring fever #anon #answered

[my-random-fandoms]

In my 25+ years of following the sport, the only gymnast who has ever come close to Vanessa Atler as my fave is Morgan Hurd. It's those two right at the top for me which is why @nabieva putting them against each other in round one feels like a cruel joke that I'm taking a little personally.

#this is hyperbole #and I'm actually stoked about the gymblr blorbo bracket #but seriously #that one hurts #morgan hurd #Vanessa Atler

[onlyfangz]

i agree that communication is almost always the answer to any problem, but sometimes youll see some people get a hold of therapyspeak and immediately be like “but did you ever TELL your partner that him spitting in your food annoys you??”

#charlie.txt #this is hyperbole #to make a point

[wyllzel]

no more sucksession. wtf am i living for now

#chelle.txt #this is hyperbole #except for 2yrs ago when this was kind of true. lol! #me when my self esteem was beaten to a pulp + depression + grief + l + ratio #and the only thing holding my brain together was the funny tv ppl saying insane things 😞🙏 #it was a good farewell #thank u succession #thank u mr armstrong and mr mylod #and ms snook mr culkin mr strong #mr macfadyen mr cox #ms prebble #salute 🫡

[magicaldreamfox1]

family holiday is all fun and games until everyone starts on the pda and i suddenly wanna kms

#this is hyperbole #but seriously like my mum and her bf and my sister and her bf and i'm just there like okay ig ill just go die #and then my mum also very obviously likes my sister more than me so i'm just there like do u guys want me to leave #should i just fucking stay home next time #it makes me feel so lonely i honestly consider dating apps but then that also makes me want to die #and i'm not even sure i wanna date someone atm #i just wish i wouldn't feel like shit all by myself #god sorry for the rant #dreamy talks

[goofysillygoober]

Bad news wont be able to get the 2005 furby i was talking about. Cousin has it for her baby. As if the 8 months old baby is gonna know how to appreciate the furb. Crosses arms disapprovingly.

#furblr #2005 furby #safe furby #furby #furby collecting #this is hyperbole #im still gonna try to persuade my cousin to give me it if i can

[emberoops]

Passover ends tonight which means I am about to eat my weight in leavened goods

#This is hyperbole

[2-late-2-the-party]

Would sure love to disappear into a fog bank and never be heard from again right about now

#this is hyperbole #don’t come for me universe #but also I would really love to just disappear and have no earthly tether #vent #oliver rambles #personal