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#this is genuinely so funny to me
protectionsquad24601 · 7 months
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Victor Hugo in the sewer chapter: and I like sewers because they don't lie, unlike POLITICIANS
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39raccoons · 6 months
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and while we’re on this topic let me share the screenshots that make me feel the most seen ever
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nico-di-genova · 5 months
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Charles Spotify being full of indie sad bops while Max’s is nothing but rap and Miley Cyrus. soulmatism.
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fuzzypurplecloud · 3 months
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Laudna. Sweetheart. Just because your girlfriend is the most important person in the world to you, doesn't mean she's literally the Main Character and Savior of the Universe.
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Hahahahah you’re telling me this man has no idea that Tim and Lucy are dating now? Absolutely not, this man knows everything, this is the face of a man that just witnessed chenford flirting, and is 100% messing with them
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slasher-male-wife · 4 months
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pyramid head don’t like boys 🧍🏽‍♀️
Did he tell you that? You know, the fictional character that realistically wouldn’t be attracted to anyone and would indiscriminately kill anyone in his path? Did he tell you that himself?
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tamashiflame · 2 years
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~ POKEMON MASTERS EX SPOILERS ~
In light of the recebt data mines, I think that this is the most appropriate reaction these two could have...
(Background from the PMEX official galley)
~ COMMISSIONS OPEN ~
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Currently back on two of libaw's beta readers independently referring to Jeff as "guy I'd most like to throw into a wood chipper" and "guy I'd most to put through a play doh dispenser."
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aro-oak · 8 months
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Playing dress up from my closet and putting together a christian fundie girls Easter outfit and the skirt (sits JUST above the knee) is too short and scandalous but I no longer have appropriately colored leggings
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dudedidujust · 1 year
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A comedy in two acts
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avocadosockz · 1 year
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follow you bc you're fucking hilarious and I like your content
LMAO?
thank you very much I want you to know this made my entire day
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goldensunset · 1 year
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so it really WAS there from the beginning. how did i not notice it until literally the very end last time????
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slow-button-off · 1 year
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RBR have a job opening for an accountant.
Great timing!
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flowerchilde1970 · 2 years
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Gotta love when you search rannet (the razor x Bennett ship name) and get a whole bunch of Ranboo antis fuming about a fake Ranboo Tubnet from someone’s dream 🤣🤣🤣
Edit: was looking at the tags…. There’s two t’s…. Hehe
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a-grass-block · 2 years
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@phxsphene has called me out for being a lesbian
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butchfalin · 5 months
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?��� didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use ��?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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