#this is cursed lol

[notherpuppet]

“Look who joined the team! 📻♥️ #livinglegend #hot100 #goham”

#someone on twitter said Alastor in modern clothes looks like if he joined the Vees and they’re so right #this is a cursed image #its also so funny drawing this because he would really never join their team LOL #hazbin hotel #the vees #Vox #valentino hazbin hotel #hazbin velvette #hazbin hotel fanart #alastor #my doods #staticradio

[diabloku]

The #cursedcatalastor is all over Twitter so Alastor is making good use of his new army 😌

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #vivziepop #hazbin hotel alastor #alastor #hazbin hotel lucifer #lucifer #cursed cat alastor #This trend is so silly I swear #radioapple #appleradio #not really #but Alastor would be the kind to bully Luci cause he lives in his head rent free lol

[circuscountdowns]

can u tell how my joke doodle about how I tank damage instead of dodging got away from me

#cult of the lamb #literally only beat the one who waits by having the divine curse that gave you immunity and deflected damage back out because I muscle thru #I persevere lads n never rage quit 🤪 #I love interpreting gaming into the characters’ perceived reality. I tank so the lamb is Like This lol #cotl art

[grandkhan221b]

But what if they were all redeemed tho ?

This was a fun exercice, as heaven's colour palette isn't really one I'm used to x)

#it's really cursed to imagine alastor redeemed lol #hazbin hotel #alastor #alastor the radio demon #angel dust #angel is sooo fun to draw #niffty #husk #vox #velvette #didn't include valentino because... too cursed #fanart #my art #hellverse #au #alternate universe #character design #redesign

[suchawrathfullamb]

ppl get mad at Hugh for playing off the romance but you gotta understand that actors internalize the characters, they are playing those characters, so of course he'd have the same perspective as Will lol and of course Mads would have the same as Hannibal. one doesn't want to face the truth and the other is aware of it and accepts it.

#whats so difficult to understand? lol actors always do that #hannigram #nbc hannibal #hannibal #will graham #murder husbands #hannibal lecter #DO NOT USE THIS WITH JENSEN ACKLES I SWEAR TO GOD DO NOT CURSE THIS POST #hugh dancy #mads mikkelsen

[ayilings]

lay my curses out to rest—

#revolutionary girl utena #rgu #utenanthy #utena tenjou #anthy himemiya #shoujo kakumei utena #sku #illustration #impalement #song linked is curses #the crane wives #spent way too long figuring out how i wanted to finish this thing and im not sure i super like it but done is better than nothing right #i dont think ive used these halftone brushes since 2021 lol #2023 #ayilings

[beescake]

i am in love with your sollux i think

sollux love party :]

if you’re interested heres some of my personal fondness thoughts on him.. big warning for the mega long read ahead aye

as we alr know sollux's rejection of participation somewhat mirrors dave's rejection of heroism, but even without getting cooked to completion i still find sollux's character v compelling beyond the fourth wall

as someone who doesnt get a pinch of that Protagonist Sparkle to begin with, he can openly say he wants to leave anytime…. and unlike dave, he actually Can leave the scene anytime. but he can never be truly Free from the story via permanent character death like the other trolls.

his irrelevancy is indeed relevant - he’s there so u can point him out.

while his image is intended to be a relic of past internet subculture, his role is not only about hehehaha being a Chad or a 2000s cyberforum 2²chan haxxor ragequit gamebro.

his continued existence also happens to add a Bit to the overarching themes of homestuck! a Bit that gives him longer-lasting thematic relevance compared to the trolls who could’ve had more character potential but didnt get to survive beyond the main story.

the Bit in question:

his defiance contributes to the illusion of agency (treating characters = people with autonomy). he’s “aware” of it, and that recognition is worth noting enough to forcibly keep him alive as both reward and punishment.

considering how his personality & classpect is designed its definitely a very haha thing for hussie to do LOL. he’s made to be op asf so he's resigned to doing dirty work, gradually deteriorating along the way but never truly dying. as fans have mentioned before, him openly rejecting involvement after a while of grim tolerance is like if the sim u were controlling suddenly stopped, looked up and gave u the finger while u were step six into the walkthrough for Every Possible Sim Death Animation.

but since he’s just a sim… the more he hates it, the more you keep him around. if ur sim started complaining abt your whimsical household storyline you’d definitely keep that little fuck.

but yeah i like that sollux is just idling. the significance of his presence being that one dude who's always reliably Somewhere, root core Unchanged, no individual ambitions (possibly due to fear of consequence?), and design-wise: a staple representative product of his time.

compared to dirk's character, who has aged phenomenally well into the present (themes of control + AR + artificial intelligence, clearer exploration around navigating relationships/sexuality, infinite possibilities of self-splinterhood and trait inheritance), sollux's potential is really... contained. bitter. defeatist. limiting and frustrating in the way old tech is.

the world continues moving on to shinier, brighter, more advanced automated things - minimalist and metaverse or whatever but sollux is still here 🧍‍♂️ going woohoo redblue 3d. (tho personally i imagine his vibe similar to what the kids call cassette futurism on pinterest mixed w more grimy grunge insectoid influences eheh)

conceptually-speaking,

at the foundation of it all, the rapid pace of modern development was built off the understanding of ppl like sollux in the past, who were There actively at work while the dough was still beginning to rise

thats one of the cool things abt the idea of trolls preceding humans! the idea that trolls like sollux excelled back when lots of basic shit still needed to be discovered, building structures like networks and codes from scratch, and humans will eventually inherit and reinvent that knowledge in ways that become so optimized it makes the old manual effort seem archaic, slow, and labour-intensive.

but despite information/resources/shortcuts being more accessible now, much of the new highly-anticipated stuff released on trend still end up unfinished, inefficient, or expiring quickly due to cutting corners under severe capitalistic pressures

meanwhile, some of the old stuff frm past generations of thorough, exploratory and perfectionistic development still remains working, complete, and ever so sturdy.

those things continue to exist, just outside our periphery with either:

zero purpose left for modern needs (outdated/obsolete)

or

far too important to replace or destroy, bcs of its surprisingly essential and circumstantial usefulness in one niche specific area.

which are honestly? both points that sum up sollux pree well.

dramatic ending sorry. anw are u still on the fence or are u Sick abt him like me </3

#ask #anon #sollux captor #homestuck #hs2 spoilers #2023 #vioart #hs2 sollux explaining girls and bitches to john: 🗣️🗣️🗣️ #mr foods‚ setting up the visuals: LMAO ok pause. cool story bro theyre all gone its just u n ur sandwich bro. #now that i think abt it sol's kind of a toaster? awkwardly takes up countertop space #lacks the versatility and sociability of an air fryer/pressure cooker. unwashed and littered w crumbs! #but sometimes the clear‚ frank simplicity of the toaster is a temporary lifesaver for ppl who struggle w low appetite / decision fatigue #or ppl who just have a habit of eating toast for breakfast LOL #and eh ¯\ _(ツ)_/¯ even if u dont feel like toasting today thats ok he's still gonna be sitting there 👍👍 #a funnyman..... i curse him in my pan but root for him in my biscuit 🫶

[inkskinned]

we heard that you were very disappointed in us both as a generation and specifically as a generation of women (emphasis yours), how we had let ourselves go and now we were slutty and ill-tempered and holding onto notions of feminism like "having a savings account" and "equality."

we were very sorry about it, we didn't realize. it is very hard for you, in your life, because your entire definition was centered around the word providing, and that's a really vague and undulating word. it is hard to be a provider. for your purposes, the word provider here can be defined as "having a job", although it sometimes also extends to "doing yard work", "grilling on occasion," and "knowing basic car anatomy."

we had to do some reading but we divided it out. do not worry. high-value women will fill in the rest of the gaps of your life - all those silly feminine things like doing the dishes. we didn't realize we had asked too much when we asked you to pick up after yourself. we did not realize you were rendered small and scared and crying about the possibility of doing the laundry. here is a joke to lighten the sentiment: a man that listens when you talk to him.

we heard about how we had fallen from glory and it sickened us and made us very, very sad. lindsey had to cut all her hair off and tara threw up. we lit one million candles and we are going to have a vigil about it tonight. all of the people in this world that you do not approve of are going to be there and we will all be in mourning colors because we have lost your respect which is of course the only thing that any of us were looking for.

we searched around our bedrooms and our closets and for some of us it took a while but we all found the pricetag that we were originally born with, the one that gave our listing offer, the one that smells like rot and pine needles. we were horrified because many of us had taken deductions and hadn't realized it. i had scraped my knees and decided to be a lesbian so they had to take my voicebox out so i could never call home again. janice had been with too many people overall so we had to put her into the big squisher that will hopefully collapse her walls so that when you're with her, you'll feel so big and powerful. it will be like you're conquering something instead of being close with someone.

we are all going to the funeral of feminism and we will tear at our bodies and fall over ourselves. we will invite you onstage for a live recording of your podcast about the occasional minor inconvenience of self-reflection. you will talk about how we have targeted you and made you feel the sweat slick down your back, and we will teach you basic self-defense out of solidarity.

do not worry, we are seeing to all the outliers. taylor asked to be taken seriously so we have shipped her off to prison. laura asked you to accept her femininity regardless of her presentation. you will be happy to hear all women are now and forever going to have to be small and thin and pretty and white and ablebodied and quiet and unassuming and ladylike, which is different than how society has previously told us to act.

i am going to have to shave off my jawline, which is a little masculine, and they are going to have to reshape my hands, which are very square and thick - all the work i've done with them has made their veins stand out, so we're just going to have to exsanguinate me. i am horrified to have been out in public like this.

we are going to sit around the campfire and we will talk about being weird little girls that made potions in pink teacups. we will talk about the first time we made a difference. we will talk about the private lives of crickets, and then, at the stroke of three in the morning (the witching hour, obviously) - we will all promptly shut up.

and this will be your beautiful world. this silence that spans every corner of every street and every zoom meeting and every alley. i do not think you'll notice at first - it will be the same as every television show and movie and book. we will all just simply sit there in our doll dresses and smile blithely at your advances and none of us will do you the dishonor of answering and none of us will appear to be in distress and none of us will nag you or make a fuss or get hysterical about it. it will just be quiet, and you will say finally, some peace for once! and we will smell of smoke and our teeth will be white and the next day will come.

tonight we are going to bury the last little bits of our humanity. you are not invited. it is going to be ugly.

#spilled ink #warm up #sorry for going missing lol #my week in review: #got in trouble at work #for not being at work during non-working hours #then crashed my car within 2 hours of this #and then less than 24 hours after that #in the hospital with the flu #im okay now but ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm #who put a fuckken curse on me #btw this rant is trans inclusive love u

[teathattast]

#amazon reviews #memes #cursed memes #lol memes

[arsuf]

P holding Spring 🐈 LIES OF P (2023)

#lies of p #pinocchio #gamingedit #liesofpedit #video games #damn wish i worked on this sooner as i can't pet it in ng+ #and most angles i took the cat looks really cursed lol

[luneariann]

Doodle :P

#guys consider…. jjk au #im probs not gonna do anything w this I just wanted to see Chuuya in the uniform lol #cuz he must slay in every universe idk #also Dazais there #idk what he’s doing #I was thinking he’s mby more of a political figure? #or smt along those lines? #that or a curse mby #I wasn’t sure #anyway #ely art #bsd #skk #chuuya #dazai #bungou stray dogs #bungou stray dogs fanart #chuuya nakahara #chuuya nakahara fanart #bsd skk #skk fanart

[blue-berry-a-trash-artist]

There’s no place he can’t nibble his way out of

#wonder If anyone’s gonna get that reference lol #digital art #my art lmao #digitalart #my shitty art #fanart #my artwork #hazbin hotel alastor fanart #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin hotel radio demon #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel #cursed cat alastor #alastor fanart #alastor

[petitesmafia]

Chuuya’s gonna be the funniest person ever if (when) Fyodor’s revealed to still be alive...i just KNOW his reaction is gonna be hilarious

Fyodor: did u thi— Chuuya: are u FUCKING kidding me Fyodor: did u think I— Chuuya: how the hell did he survive that shit Fyodor: well I— Chuuya: this just pissed me off Dazai: can u let him finish 😭

Fyodor: I have retur— Chuuya: oh grantors of dark disgrace Dazai: already?! Chuuya: it took too long getting rid of him last time

#enas.txt #bungou stray dogs #ignore the what if lol i tweeted this before 114 dropped #Chuuya will wrap it up ASAP this time #i know he's gonna be so annoyed i need to see his reaction #he's hilarious when he's irritated

[jaggidart]

I spent so long on this... Worth it :D

I doubt very much I'll clean this up, but pls enjoy <3

(Dunno if it's clear in the final video, but the fire is Val's red smoke)

#hazbin hotel #angel dust #husk #husker #huskerdust #hazbin hotel angel dust #hazbin hotel husk #helluva boss #two minutes notice #curse fizz and his noodle arms so hard to reference lol #also curse angel's wonky legs lmao

[peachducy]

ashes to ashes, dust to dust

#zero escape #999 #9 hours 9 persons 9 doors #junepei #junpei 999 #junpei zero escape #akane kurashiki #june 999 #akane zero escape #drew this listening to curses by the crane wives hell yes baby i love junepei music #all my akane art has the same colou rpalette LOL #junpei tenmyouji

[a2zillustration]

I think the game should allow your romantic interest to turn down a smooch if you're in clown makeup

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[[ All Croissant Adventures (app) ]]

#The most cursed item in the entire game #So many people end up in romance cutscenes with this on unintentionally LMAO #Thank you Larian for this gift #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 spoilers #kind of lol #act III spoilers #croissant adventures #tav #gale #gale x tav #gale dekarios #lae'zel #dribbles #breadweave #comics