Knowing simp used to be slang for a stupid person back in Alastor’s day, I have a burning need for him to call Vox a simp meaning he’s an idiot, but the rest of the characters react how you’d expect, a la Lucifer threatening to fuck Adam.
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I NEED SOMEONE ON THE JP SERVER TO SEND ME A SCREENSHOT OF ERIC VENUE SO I CAN MAKE A NEW HEADER, STAT!
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dear roier please give your cubito a healing arc after all of this angsty lore please and thank you
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my man looks so good i’m gonna scream and moan and throw up
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I am GOING OUT TO REFUND MY BOOTS NOW
And I am going to find new ones easily.
And I am going to get all the groceries I need and be home safe with dinner on in time for Snackdown.
RIGHT, WORLD?
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My best friend is making us watch Euphoria again so now Gwen is here and very loud, give me content ✋
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Someone put FCG’s head on Bambi right now.
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Everyone listen to travelling at the speed of light by joywave
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hey so how come lawyers like so much PAPER?
sincerely, the person in the copy center who has to print all these goddamn binders
Man, it is the worst. I grew up file clerking for my dad and it was so terrible that I decided I would never be a lawyer. SO much paperwork. Ugh. Horrible.
But also, if you're in trial, you want all of the information in the entire case at your fingertips, and you want to know exactly where every piece of info is--which means that you have it hard copy, because a laptop can glitch or lag or crash but paper abides.
Also, in a lot of circumstances, you need a physical item in order to admit something as evidence, because the court physically marks it with a sticker label. So you print photos, documents...even for video files, you have it on a disc or USB that the court can put its little evidence sticker on. And then, depending on the type of trial, all that evidence may go with a jury into a jury room to look over, and you don't really want to give them a wholeass laptop, because that's just asking for improper non-evidence information to be considered.
And if you're feeling like a jackass when complying with discovery demands, you can give the requested information on physical paper and that's fulfilling the demand (unless it was specifically for digital format) but it's not searchable in the way that a PDF would be--you can't control+F for the info you want, you have to read through reams of paper. Which you should do, for thoroughness, but...it's time consuming. So you can play petty little games and give people hardcopy to make their lives marginally more difficult.
Ultimately though, lawyers just really love deforestation. Fuck them trees.
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