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freetheshit-outofyou · 9 months
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Well, if you want to start a civil war, direct suppression of an enumerated Right is just about the best way to go about it. When is Governor Twat waffle going to suspend all outside movement without the proper papers to stop crime?
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dick-meister · 11 hours
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“Set me free Adam.”
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“Get back down in hell, bitch.”
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queenimmadolla · 1 year
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ain’t no one in the world get on my nerves more than doja cat and her cringe, click bait ass statements. how are you literally gonna make it impossible to support your music? now I want THIS album to fail so I can say I didn’t fall for her ‘mediocre’ attempt at rock when she inevitably switches up and claims this First of All is garbage and we fell for it too 😒
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lyriumsings · 10 days
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i’m watching challengers and tashi is literally just haru from free but with a weird hard on for tennis instead of water
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purplesunset9112 · 7 months
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Aiden: Question. When they shot Bambi's mother, did you find that a sad moment…at all? Cassie: I'm sure she's mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.
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karlartreid · 2 years
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Watch "This B*tch Is Crazy??? 😳😮 #shorts" on YouTube
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lostgirl1428 · 11 months
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Eh I kinda like it? 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Again my OC in the Star Wars universe (like I said w/ the Boba Fett drawing, something, something Multiverse, something something, Blame Stephen Strange?)
Anyways not the biggest fan of the one with the cut on her side. Her collar was developed by Stark (by request of Beast, hence the X-Man symbol) using nano tech, so I decided to fuck around with the concept. Still torn, but I do like how the overall thing turned out.
All I can manage to do is scene drawings w/my OC in multiple universes. Might make a post of all my art for her later (mostly for myself lol) but a lot of it is graphic as shit though. These are INCREDIBLY tame to what I usually do.
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demadogs · 2 months
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CORALINE (2009) dir. Henry Selick
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crazy-bitches · 4 months
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bye-zai · 1 year
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Y’all I’m really not doing swell or whateva, dissociating and all that fun shit 🤪🤚🏽
She is referring to my grandmother yall 😭
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molly-yasha · 9 months
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#scaredycat
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chrollohearttags · 4 months
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meg baby, I promise we’ll all look the other way if you decide to strangle that chimera ant built bitch. I promise we won’t say nothing.
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headfirst4-halos · 2 months
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Shout out to this strange man for doing his thing all these years
You go girl happy birthday 🎉
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puppetmaster13u · 2 months
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Prompt 266
Back on my Danny & Ras frienemies/rivals/maybe-lovers-nobody-can-tell-their-signals-are-very-mixed train. 
See, Danny has gone through time a lot. Often. It comes with being Clockwork’s charge-son-thing and honestly he finds it fun. And several times he’s used this time travelling to get some training in. Enter Ras, stage left, also a teen at the time and also learning swordsmanship from the same person. 
And they… utterly despise each other. They would kill the other for an apple slice, if the other one would die! But also, only they can kill the other, as it is obviously their right! 
And well, they keep running into each other. It has been a hundred years, surely the other would die by now? But of course their rival would live through utter spite. Probably to spite them specifically. 
The amount of times they have ended up sparring- trying to kill each other or not- the moment they see the other is actually ridiculous. But time is also passing. And… Danny understands, not having another to talk about things people are forgetting, or have already forgotten. 
How they ended up actually talking without a murder attempt was a long story that included a demon, a dragon, a pair of fae, some bandits, and a lot of alcohol, but it happened. And then it happens again. And again, and now it’s just kind of normal to share a drink after their spars, talking about things that no longer exist, and things they miss. 
Sure Danny can go back in time again, but he knows better than to do it willy nilly. He’s matured, he’s been an adult for a hundred years now, he knows there’s consequences for messing with time, even with Clockwork’s blessings. 
The first time they got married was technically for an undercover assassination. Well, Ras was there to assassinate someone, Danny was there to grab an artifact that should Not be in the realm of the living. And they got divorced after, it was fine. 
They just, also got married again when they met a few years later, for another job. And… okay, so maybe they have gotten married over a dozen times now and only divorced like half of those times. Half of those were for the bit or while drunk! 
And even if technically they’re married or shared a bed, it’s not like they're exclusive! As Ras’ daughters’ existences attest to (adopted in one case or not). They don’t exactly have a label for their relationship, despite others asking for one or trying to put a name to it themselves. 
Now Danny knows Ras isn’t exactly a good dude, or at least on the side of ‘good’ as he’s a literal assassin. But he also knows that good? Bad? Rather relative. He had gotten labeled as a villain when he was just trying to help all that time ago after all, and really who was he to tell someone else how to live their life? 
Which brings him to now, where he’s run into his old frienemy-rival and his youngest daughter. Who has a braindead teenager and a small toddler. Which is fine, really- but also, Talia dear, why are you using a brain dead teenager to guard your three year old son? 
Okay, Talia dear, Ras (Derogatory), why are you using your brain dead son and grandson to guard your younger son and grandson? Do you not have the Pits, which you were soo proud about Ras? Yes, he will spar with you, but for Realms’ sake, heal, what’s his name? Ah yes, go heal Jason and he’ll actually stick around for a few years, deal? Good. 
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malsyearning · 2 months
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planetary · 9 months
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