Guess what!!!!!! I'm sick!!!!!!!!!!! So I'm giving you guys sick headcannons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Crosshair is a whiny cunt. I'm sorry but he is, he never stops complaining and he makes it everyone's problem
- Wrecker is also whiny, but its okay because he hardly gets sick so when he goes down he GOES DOWN.
- ^^ and he's like a superspreader so he gives it to everyone
- Hunter avoids it 70% of the time but when he does get sick he gets ear infections, it's really sad and he has a really bad sick voice
- Echo doesn't get sick. Ever. No one had ever seen him sick before ever- not even when he was with the domino's. Dude is just immune????
- Tech gets sick. He says he doesn't and then he does and then he CRASHES.
- ^^ he sleeps a lot when he's sick
- Echo tried to quarantine them when they were sick on a long mission, and instead of it actually working, the rest of them dropped like flies and Echo had to get them to a medi centre.
- ^^ crosshair gave it to them btw
- omega doesn't get sick either, mostly because she, like echo, is somehow immune??? Sometimes she does though, at the beginning of the series
- then she ate dirt and everything was fine
- wrecker tried eating dirt with Omega, didn't work out too well for him
- Hunter has a dad sneeze
- Tech can't regulate his temperature on a good day, so he's very prone to things like hypothermia/fevers because he simply doesn't realise he's cold/hot
- Cuddle piles happen the most when they're all sick
- Wrecker always demands it saying he "won't get them sick!!!!" But then he does :( and he feels bad
- one time Hunter contracted this HORRIBLE chicken-pox like virus and gave it to EVERYONE- even Echo got it.
- ^^ somehow, Tech didn't???? Idk he's a carrier ig
- Omega drinks contaminated water like its nothing
- echo is the batch nurse most of the time
- ^^ hes really bad at it btw
- one time when Tech was sick Phee was around and he was like
"noo stop you're so gross stop kissing me I'm gonna get you sICK >:(("
- and Phee was like
"nu uh c'mere pretty boy let me kiss your sick away ;))"
- Phee got sick. They shared a bed for a few days ;0
- Hunter didn't approve
- Hunter gets strangely aggressive when he's sick. It's strange because he tends to latch onto one person and hate everyone else
- ^^ most of the time after Crosshair got back, it was him- but for a while it was Wrecker, it rotates
- Crosshair bites when he's sick
- Tech picked up the habit of copying Crosshair when he was sick, only when Tech does get sick, he's too sleepy to actually bite so he bumps his head against whoever's holding him, its the same thing
- wrecker always strips down when he's sick. Echo wasn't expecting it, and he screamed the first time he saw it
- wrecker runs EXTREMELY hot when he's sick, it leads to a lot of bad times but good for Crosshair and Hunter, who are cold as ice when they're ill, so they all snuggle up
- ^^ Tech just flops on top of them, it doesn't matter where he lands
- Phee thinks its VERY CUTE when Tech is poorly mostly because he's like ">:( no way not sick nu uh" but she's lovingly taking over Echo's job at nurse
- ^^ she's not much better at it
- Hunter carries Tech and Cross over his shoulders when they're sick- this is because they both have a collective braincell that tells them it's time to MOVE and be ACTIVE when their bones are like "noo :( eepie"
- Wrecker slurs his words when he's sick :[ he's also very mushy and is an extra worrier when his brothers are sick :((
- kinda a sad one, but Crosshair tends to not eat when he's sick because he's scared of throwing up. He's also scared of watching others throw up. And it's all Wrecker does when he's sick
- it's the worst because sometimes when Tech gets sick, Hunter and Echo have to make him throw up to get whatever it is he caught out of him
- ^^ tech eats things btw. Things he shouldn't eat. He likes to lick the science.
Anyways I love them.
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