#theyll let you know theyll eat you

[kn11ves]

Being in a law class full of republicans is turning me into raskolnikov These are some of the dumbest people with no moral compass or self awareness. They will literally contradict themselves within 5 minutes. Theyll be like why should we care about your life if u rob meeee and then be like ohhhghgh we’re not rehabilitating people properly so they recommit, but also we need more cops and swift punishment, but also we need to more resources for victims and give them help, but also we need to put more money into police agencies and funddd them noooo dont defund the police naurrrrr but also OH MY GOD

#Theyre litearlly eating themselves alive they have no clue what they want and they dont know how stupid they sound #when they speak theyre just yapping about more punishment like if we just hit them more itll workkk we swearrr #IT DOESNT FUCKING WORK THEY DONT KNOW WHAT THEY WANT THEY DONT REALISE THINGS LIKE THAT DONT FUCKING WORK THEY JUST WANT REVENGE #Theyll litearlly bitch about deterrence not even fucking working and how people just wait and #commit more crimes but theyre the ones pushing for people to take the fucking plea deals??? #Make up your fucking mind #do you want people to prove their innocence or do you just want to keep shoving people in jail for money? #You realise that if you just shove a bunch of people to take the plea deal because the #''justice system is overwhelmed with cases and it saves them time andmoney'' but #then youre rewarding whoever committed the offence with a steady sentencing and a a definite date to get out. But you want to punish them?? #Fucking pick one??? In your mind theyre just stinky criminals who are going to recommit because the punishments arent harsh enough #but you also want them to take the plea deal so there are less cases for a jury even though a plea deal just gets them in jail #without letting victims speak or letting the offender learn something like plea deals will most likely get them out faster #so like do you WANT them to get out faster and recommit since thats what theyre gonna do in yoru mind #WHAT DO YOU WANT??? WHAT DO YOU WANT THEM TO DO?? And you just want to put innocent people in jail #for them to go and have their record be tainted forever and then the only way they can even get money is to recommit a crime #because no one will hire them because you think that embarrassment should be a part of the punishment but you dont want to #FUCKING FUND THE PLACES THAT WILL HELP THEM BECAUSE YOU WANT MORE FUCKING COPS!!!!!!!! #YOU DONTKNOW WHAT YOU WANT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT AT ALL!!!!!! #Im going to become the joker #ALL PROSECUTORS ARE THE SAME ALL COPS ARE THE SAME I FUCKING HATE YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[catboy-kakashi]

Noticing a pattern in your behavior that may be a sign of something much larger but instead of trying to analyze that you just quickly put the lid back on the oil fire and walk away

#i have some. problems. when it comes to food #i wouldnt call it like a disorder by any means #i feel like that would be trivializing what people with EDs go through #but uh. well i have been at someone else’s house petsitting and i’ve barely eaten anything besides the bag of veggie chips i brought #and im starting to think. maybe. i need to assess my issues with feeling like im allowed to eat or take food thats offered to me #without being explicitly handed the food and being told its for me #haha uhhhh. haha. anyway. i think i’ll cope with this by projecting onto fictional characters and then never self reflecting #​ camtankerous is whining #like they straight up SAID ‘theres leftover in the fridge! feel free to eat those!’ #but because they said that and not ‘thats for you!’ my brain says ‘theyll eat that if i dont. i should leave it for them. its not for me’ #like idk. like i dont DESERVE to eat someone elses leftovers??? thats so fucking SAD. that makes me sound like a stray dog or something #i havent had coffee for several days either bc asking how their coffee machine worked felt like admitting i was planning on taking #their coffee and like. maybe im not allowed to have coffee! thats THEIR fancy coffee #i newrly slept on the fucking couch instead of one of the TWO guest beds they told me i could use. whats wrong with me #negative #vent #sorry i just. ive been really stressed out the last few days and i needed to get this out #i straight up dont know where this behavior comes from. its not like my parents were abusive or didnt let me have food?? #its like im afraid to let myself enjoy things. who the fuck do i think is going to come and take it away or yell at me. #HAHA wow thats a wall of text huh. i should probably go to therapy! #if youre still reading this do not look upon my wretched form. i dont want you to think less of me for this

[meltamorphosis]

i do generally think that even though theyre controlling and dont express their love in the best ways At All and are definitely harboring many issues, himeru still noticeably goes a LOT easier on kaname after he wakes up

#melty rambles #enstarsposting #i hc that himeru used to put kaname on highly strict diets #but now they just let kaname eat whatever he wants. if he asks for it he'll get it #if kaname wanted to be tucked into bed and sang to sleep theyd do it for him #they like it when kaname relies on them like that they like that kanames finally back and can ask for things like that #theres just . SO many mental illnesses going on here so they're not a perfect sibling #in fact they fuck up quite a lot #but you know what . theyll get there. both of them will

[luveline]

Badass!reader in the verge of crying but still pretending like she isn't? Spencer doesn't even try anything and he just lets her be until eventually she cries? Just some hurt/comfort :)

If it's a no please feel free to ignore this! Have a lovely day jade <3

tysm! hope this is okay angel ♡ fem!reader, 1k

"Irresponsible, sloppy, and pig-headed." Spencer winces. "I expected more from you. I'm extremely disappointed."��

Spencer winces worse. You can take a scolding. You can take a beating. But disappointing the people you care about, and disappointing Hotch? His chest hurts for you.

He pretends to have been reading as the door to Hotch's office opens and you step out, glancing up as you take the stairs down into the bullpen. Your desk is adjacent his and Morgan's, crowded by case files you nearly send flying as you hurry into your chair. 

Spencer takes his computer mouse and clicks on the work contact page. Your instant messaging is still open, the last message he sent you glaring and awkward, hey, think hotch is going to call you in for cincinnati. don't stress. 

You'd opened it but not answered. He peeks around your monitors to analyse you. You're staring hard at a single spot. The longer he looks, the glassier your eyes become. 

He sighs and cracks his knuckles, thinking. The last thing you want is for him to make a big deal of this, he knows that, but he needs you to know that he's here for you. 

"Did you want to get dinner tonight?" he asks without raising his head. 

You respond eventually, two seconds too slowly, "Where from?"

Your voice is fraught with the weight of your upset. Spencer ignores it for now. "Luh Bem?" 

"If you want to." 

"What I want is a cup of coffee." He stands, still without staring at you —an impressive feat of self control— and begins toward the office kitchenette. Predictably, you follow him. He's already putting a second mug beside his own when you step into his reach. 

"So, did you want to go?" you ask. 

Spencer nudges your hip with his gently. "Duh. What else would I wanna do on a Friday?" He makes your coffee exactly how you like it without asking and leaves it billowing steam by his own as he adds his five sugars. 

Bringing his coffee to his lips and turns, he leans on the counter. You do as he does, murmuring a thank you as you pick up your mug. Spencer lets his arm rest on yours, ever so slightly taller, more as your back begins to slouch unconsciously. There's no point in asking you if you're okay, because you'll say that you are. There's no point in trying to comfort you, because, despite your affection for him, you're not someone who cries easily in front of others. It would have you pushing him away. 

You're a nice girl under all your hardened exterior, and Hotch's disappointment hurts. You try very, very hard not to cry, swallowing and taking little sips of your hot coffee. 

You press your coffee into his hand and turn your body toward the cabinets, away from the office. Spencer waits, and waits, his relief immeasurable as you finally hide your face in his shirt sleeve and sniffle. Even though his heart breaks for you, he's glad you're giving in. You need to let stuff out before it eats you alive. 

He puts the coffees down behind him one at a time so as not to disturb you. Hands free, he lifts the hand furthest from you to your arm. If you were somewhere more private he'd hug you to him by the small of your waist. For now, he rubs a short line down to your elbow. Up, down.

"He was being harsh," Spencer says quietly. 

"Sorry," you whisper. 

He can't imagine how mortified you are. You won't sob or even shake, but these hot and fast tears aren't unfamiliar to him. Theyll be followed by an abundance of remorse.

"What are you sorry for?" He pulls you in closer, a squeeze of a hug. "You're okay. It's okay, he's just– he's mad about other stuff, he's upset about Beth. It's not just you." 

"He's right, I messed up," you say, your breath hitching. 

"You messed up," he agrees. "It was an accident. You'll be better next time." 

You sniffle rough and lift your face, wiping your tears with a cruel hand. Spencer takes your wrist in his hand to stop you, turninh to cover you from any nosy eyes. His fingertips are as soft as his voice wiping the rest of your tears away as he laments, "Please don't cry, don't get upset." Your face is hot to the touch. "Don't be embarrassed." 

"I'm not crying," you say, a last teardrop streaking from the corner of your eye. 

He wipes it away. "Okay." 

You pout at him like you want to cry more, and Spencer wouldn't mind, he'd stand here wiping your tears for hours if you needed it, but that's your worst nightmare. 

"Are people looking at me?" 

"Nobody's looking," he answers honestly. "You're only making a scene for me." 

You laugh but quickly cough. Spencer takes his opportunity to hug you and pats your back, considers kissing the side of your head but can't make himself commit to it. 

"Do you still wanna get dinner?" you ask weakly. 

"Yeah, I do. I really do. I'll get you whatever you want." 

If it were Morgan offering, you'd step on his foot. For Spencer, your clear and evident favourite, you nod into his chest, your hand slinking low on his back. 

He hugs you so hard he feels his ribs. 

"Wanna sleepover and watch Golden Girls?" he asks, prepared for rejection. You're the type to lick your wounds alone. 

But maybe in the privacy of Spencer's apartment you'll let yourself be upset properly, so he can comfort you appropriately. It aches how badly he wants to rub the tight space between your shoulders, tell you it's fine, you're fine, and one mistake doesn't define you, it never could. 

It's evidence of your affection for him that you agree. "Could we get the dinner to go?" you ask. 

Spencer tries not to look to triumphant. He's going to coddle and comfort you half to death, and by the looks of you, you're happy to let him. "Absolutely. Whatever you want." 

#spencer reid #spencer reid x reader #spencer reid x you #spencer reid x y/n #spencer reid x fem!reader #spencer reid imagine #spencer reid fluff #spencer reid fanfic #spencer reid oneshot #spencer reid scenario #spencer reid drabble #spencer reid fic #spencer reid fanfiction #criminal minds fanfiction #criminal minds #criminal minds fic #criminal minds x reader

[ask-turnedtechgodhead]

this thing on

fuck yes aight check this shit out-

DAVE, I'VE BEGRUDGINGLY COME TO UNDERSTAND THAT STANDING IN A CORNER ALONE SPEWING THE TYPE OF NONSENSICAL BABBLE ONE MIGHT EXPECT FROM A WRIGGLER IS WHAT PASSES FOR ENTERTAINMENT IN YOUR EMPTY THINK PAN.

I'VE EVEN BEGUN TO APPRECIATE IT, IF ONLY BECAUSE WE NEEDED *SOMETHING* TO FILL THE AGONISINGLY LONG SWEEP WE WERE STUCK ON THAT OTHERWISE SILENT AND YET SOMEHOW JUST AS MISERABLE FUCKING ROCK HURTLING THROUGH SPACE TOWARDS CERTAIN DEATH. BUT WHAT IN THE EVER-LOVING SHIT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING WITH THAT BULBOUS FUCKING OVERGROWTH JAMMED AGAINST YOUR RIDICULOUS EYEWEAR?

damn man i thought we covered this in our human tech 101 lessons. its a camera- I KNOW ITS A CAMERA. I WAS TRYING TO LOWER MYSELF TO YOUR LEVEL SO THAT MAYBE YOU WOULD DECIDE TO GRACE ME WITH YOUR ATTENTION AND ACTUALLY LISTEN TO WHAT I HAD TO SAY. try harder SHUT UP. AND ANSWER THE QUESTION. how the hell am i supposed to answer the question if im shutting up? cant have it both ways bro. cant just have your cake and eat it too you either eat that bitch or shut your mouth forever and starve to death- HOLY SHIT WE BOTH KNOW YOU AREN'T GOING TO SHUT UP EITHER WAY. COULD YOU AT LEAST DO ME THE MERCY OF TELLING ME WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING BEFORE I DROWN IN THE PUTRID STREAM OF BULLSHIT CASCADING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH?

documentary CARE TO EXPAND UPON THAT? OR AM I NOT WORTHY ENOUGH TO GET MORE THAN ONE WORD OUT OF YOU? SHOULD I BE PROSTRATING BEFORE YOU THANKING YOU FOR DEIGNING TO GRACE ME WITH ONE WORD FROM YOUR TIGHT ASS LIPS? 'DOCUMENTARY'. TRULY A HOLY WORD. RELIGIONS WILL FORM AROUND THIS ONE WORD, DAVE. HOLY BOOKS WILL BE WRITTEN ABOUT THOSE ELEVEN LETTERS. TODAY WILL BE CELEBRATED NOT AS THE DAY WE CREATED A NEW UNIVERSE, NO- TODAY WILL BE FOREVER MARKED AS THE DAY DAVE FUCKING STRIDER SAID 'DOCUMENTARY'-

AND GET THAT FUCKING THING OUT OF MY FACE YOU NOOKWHIFFER

holy shit check it out im being censored already

karkat do you support censorship

is this what this is karkat

is this where we find out that this entire session has been your master plan to create a new world for you to go stalin on its ass

because dude im so down to create some propaganda for supreme leader vantases glorious reign

just let me finish this shit first cmon man

HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO AGREE TO THAT WHEN I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT 'THIS SHIT' IS?

i told you man

IF YOU SAY DOCUMENTARY I SWEAR-

documentary

about the creation of the new universe

no big deal or nothing just thought it could be mildly interesting to get on camera

idk ill probably tape over it later for some shitty sitcom rerun

do you think theyll have the simpsons on the new planet

god i hope they do

AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THAT IS.

troll the simpsons

YOU CAN'T JUST PUT 'TROLL' IN FRONT OF SOME PANDEAD EARTH THING AND EXPECT ME TO KNOW WHAT IT IS AND HONESTLY, I'M DOWNRIGHT FUCKING INSULTED THAT YOU'D THINK THAT ALTERNIA HAD ANYTHING EVEN REMOTELY COMPARABLE TO YOUR EYEGOUGING EXCUSES FOR 'MEDIA'. MY PLANET ACTUALLY HAD STANDARDS, UNLIKE YOUR MISERABLE PILE OF DIRT.

says the guy that was responsible for that pile of dirt

and didnt even record its creation

imagine being an absent father to a whole universe karkat. what the fuck man

thank god im here to break the cycle of abuse

OH, I'M SORRY I COULDN'T RECORD YOUR WASTE OF SPACE PLANET BEING CREATED - I WAS TOO BUSY NEARLY GETTING MURDERED BY THE MURDERBEAST *YOU*-

oh shit idiot shuts up now

thats you youre the idiot

STRIDER I SWEAR TO FUCK

dude seriously shut up

hes doing it man

hes making it hapen

=>

#turntechgodhead #homestuck #dave strider

[fandomshifter]

hi! could you write for toby x e. jack x reader (polyamorous)? just a spawn of headcanons

exemple of my owns: if reader is a night person theyll get to spend more time with EJ than toby, but will cuddle toby in the mornings before he wakes up to his routine. also, if theres any storm coming, EJ is the first one to alert reader because of his great hearing, so reader wont get scared and will cuddle both of their boyfriends in EJ's room, since he has a sound barrier because of his sensivity hearing, meanwhile toby will try to make the most funny jokes and embarass himself, tell stories, all to make his pretty little partner and his great friend EJ (or maybe you could see them as partners too) forget about the loud noises that scares them

EJ X READER X TOBY - 🩸

Okay so I made a bunch of headcannons viewing them as a polyamous couple!!

⦻ EJ once got Toby to eat human organs and he threw up. You and EJ had to comfort him because he hates throwing up.

⦻ You always have to pick movies and shows to watch because EJ and Toby are both very indecisive and can't agree. They will both rant for hours on end about different movie genre's. This makes movie night hard most of the time but in a funny way.

⦻ Toby knows alot about the human body, but more specifically where to puncture with weapons to make them die fast or slow. So EJ taught him about the human body as a whole and will sometime invite you to join him watch EJ dissect person.

⦻ Out of all 3 of you EJ has the biggest bed, which you all cuddle in almost every night because you all have a strong bond and attachment to each other. When trying to go to sleep Toby will vocally stim which causes you all to start laughing and giggling for a few minutes before being quiet again and then it would happen again. This would go on for like and hour, before Toby tires himself out with laughing.

⦻ Let's say you have a habit of forgetting things, EJ would write you a list for you and toby then stick it up in the kitchen. He would remind you too do the important things first and would help you in his free time. If you need help, Toby would help you right away but since EJ is the mansion's "Doctor" he won't be able to help right away but will when he is free.

⦻ You all have a shared playlist with Toby putting Midwest emo and Emo songs in general, whereas EJ would listen to goth rock and goth songs. EJ doesn't listen to music much but when he does it's the shared playlist.

#creepypasta #ticci toby #creepypasta x reader #eyeless jack #eyeless jack x reader #ticci toby x reader

[alphaketoglutaricacid]

the way he came real close to one of laios desperate plans while sleep deprived and hangry several chapters in advance.. he really does know laios huh.

my tags got too long so here they are under the cut

Even tho he wanted to sleep he probs was still listening to everything laios has to say. Bc he is Always Listening and Observing

Interesting in the context of how laios wants someone to understand him - to see him as he is but also the ways in which hes afraid of rejection and being seen as less than human but lacking the monstrousness to retaliate and lash out without regret bc then it would be The natural order of things but hell never be a monster he can only be a human being

but i think part of the reason shuro got so mad is bc he was putting all this effort into being considerate and feeling he got none in return. i think he wanted to be seen too! But i think he overlooked how he feels safe enough to express his rawest feelings w laios

But also i think laios was the first relationship shuro did not just let fizzle out at the first sign of interpersonal difficulty. bc lbr in this manner hes a coward. Disgusted by maizuru being his fathers mistress ? Dont talk it out n continue letting her treat him like a child while ignoring her. concerned hien and him will turn out like maizuru and his father—just let the friendship drift apart w time. concerned abt how inutade views her retainership when he knows his father just sees her as an oddity—dont say shit n just stew in it 5eva

passive aggression warrior!!!

Also interesting laios is like if we can make her monstrousness more manageable maybe she can live among ppl…the projection

The part at the end where toshiros like I know his gait from the sound of the bell by heart so i 100% know its him. he was listening the whole time! like a second heartbeat. Very metaphorical for their relationship. its a challenging relationship for the both of them but they dont give it up bc they care about each other.

thats love honestly i was genuinely moved by the interplay of toshiro laios n kabrus relationship. that laios promises hell eat w kabru on his terms even tho kabru wasnt upfront abt the monster thing initially giving him a motive to return. and how shuro gave him the bell as a promise hed bring him back to the surface no matter what. And he fulfills it even when laios leaves the bell behind bc he knows him so well To the surface and live among other ppl.

bc laios whole life he felt like he couldnt understand other ppl and they couldnt understand him even tho he wanted that connection that seemed so easy to everyone else

but thru kabru and shuro we see that no one in the world understands anyone else completely- thats why they enter the story w awful first impressions. As well as like well. Thats probs how laios comes off to other ppl

shuro calls him back bc the two as his peers are like u already have connections who value you (shuro) and deep connections youve yet to make w ppl who will be important to u going forward (kabru) and theyll both challenge and change deep seated issues about themselves to keep their connection w u alive

#dungeon meshi spoilers #What a fascinating and loaded dynamic #toshiro nakamoto #laios touden #shuro

[dykewithafatpussy]

thinking about someone eating me out until im crying and trying push them away, so they spank my pussy in retaliation until its nice and red. "im not done yet, ill let you know when i am" then they slide their fingers back into my cunt and continue slurping on my clit as i cum again and just except my fate.

when they finally do finish eating me out, my pussy swollen, red, wet and creamy, they run their cock/strap through my folds before slipping in. ill beg for them to stop and that "uts too much" but "baby you got to cum and i haven't yet, just let me use this pretty pussy a little longer" theyll say sweetly as they fuck into me. soon their pounding into me over and over again for their pleasure and i just lay there and take it until they cum or i pass out.

~men,TERFs and minors dni~

#useless bottom #lesbian #lesbian nsft #nblw nsft #nblnb nsft #nsft #t4t nsft #nblw #lesbian cnc #dumbification #objectification #lesbians should objectify me

[catdemonb-tch]

Hi, I was wondering if you could write for Vaggie, Angel, dust, Husk and Charlie who form a mother/father-like relationship with a teenage female reader. Shes around sixteen, died in the early 1800s, very quiet and reserved, and loves to play the piano.

Vaggie and Charlie:

Super fucking protective

Will always listen to you play piano

Seriously they love it

Charlie cried after you played a Bach piece without a single mistake

Vaggie looked like a proud dad whos kid just hit a home run

If you seek redemption they will ultimately support your decision but it will be very hard on them

They love you and dont want you to be stuck in Hell but theyll miss you

Angel Dust:

Obviously not a very good influence

Would hide you from the Triple Vs

You are the only person he trusts with Fat Nuggets

And if he gets out on your watch of him, i feel bad

Angel will 110% panic

He wont be mad tho, hes just afraid if Alastor finds him

Speaking of Alastor, youre not allowed near him either

After he tried to eat Fat Nuggets Angel banned it

Husk:

Another terrible influence

Would not let you near the bar

He does not want to be responsible if you become an alcoholic

Also does not want you near Alastor

He doesnt want you to make a deal and get stuck on the shit end of the stick like he did

Shows you magic tricks

If you do get drunk, he will be disappointed, not angry but disappointed

He puts you to bed and leaves water and tylenol on your nightstand, knowing youll need it

Im sorry this took so long I hope you love it!

#hazbin hotel #alastor hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #charlie hazbin hotel #charlie magne #charlie morningstar #alastor x reader #alastor #alastor the radio demon #charlie magne x reader #hazbin hotel charlie #vaggie x reader #hazbin vaggie #vaggie hazbin hotel #vaggie #angel dust hazbin hotel #hazbin angel dust #angel dust x reader #angel dust #husker hazbin hotel #husker #husk #hazbin hotel husk #hazbin husk

[tanjirosjuliet]

KAMADOKO SQUAD DATING HEADCANONS°♡

°DATING HCS FOR TANJIRO KAMADO , ZENITSU AGATSUMA AND INOSUKE HASHIBIRA°

a/n : it's literally 1am rn and I can't sleep so I just made this lmao💀

Pairings - tanjiro x reader , Zenitsu x reader and inosuke x reader°

Warnings - fluff fluff fluff and a little bit angst?

Masterlist | you can send me an ask anytime!°❄︎

TANJIRO KAMADO ❀

He's literally the sweetest guy you've ever met

He treats you with so much respect

He asks permissions for literally EVERYTHING like ~ holding hands , hugging and stuff like that

He once held your hand without your permission and got SO EMBARRASSED and he said sorry SO many times after that

Once you tell him that you're okay with him touching you he's like ~ "I can touch you? Without your permission??" "Yes tanjirou"

He doesn't believe how much trust you have in him

He doesn't really yells at you , bro he couldn't even think of yelling at you

Once he yelled alot at you because you got nezuko for a mission (with his permission ofc) but she didn't come back in good situation it wasn't your fault but he still shouted at you and said really mean things because nezuko is so precious to him (as well as you too duh) because she's the only family member thats left alive. Cr - Words of regret @niluffa <3 (I love her please follow her omg)

Whenever you give him physical affection he sometimes cries because he never got that after his family's death :(

Love language - all 5 for sure

10/10 bf <3

Zenitsu Agatsuma ❁

He thinks you're a queen/king (and you are)

When you first said you liked him back he was the real definition of screaming , crying and blushing throwing up

He got so excited 😭

If you're a slayer too,

He loves to spar with you but he's so gentle? And you're the one always winning because he doesn't wants to hurt you lmao

He gets really really worried if you get injured while completing a mission and if the wound is deep then, lo and behold `~ as expected he won't even let you get off the bed and do some work until your wound is completely healed

He would take care of you and sit by your side 24/7💀

Tanjiro : "zenitsu , we need to train"

Zenitsu : "DONT YOU SEE Y/N IS INJURED?! I NEED TO TAKE CARE OF THEM BECAUSE THEY WONT TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES!! AND IF I DONT TAKE CARE OF THEM, THEYLL DI-

You : zenitsu stop. Go train, I'll be FINE

Love language - physical affection and acts of service

8/10 bf

Inosuke Hashibira ☆

He didn't even knew what dating was

He Straight up come to you can said "I love you" on your face and then ran away

Tanjiro and zenitsu were sneakly watching you both and both of them faceplamed when inosuke confessed to you in such a weird way

He loves sparring with you but you always win even tho he tries his best to win

He says only YOUR name right and no one else's

Tanjiro and zenitsu had to teach him how to act in front of you💀

Whenever you hug him or kiss him he gets floaty (like when tanjiro says something nice)

He eats up all of your food without your permission (very inosuke like)

Love language - physical affection acts of service doesn't exist in his dictionary

____________________________________________________________________________________________

A/n - I know inosuke one is so short because I can't think of anything else I'm so sorry

And remember you can send me any type of kny asks , if it doesn't work then you can message me or comment <3

#Spotify #tanjirou #tanjiro fluff #tanjiro x y/n #tanjiro kamado x reader #tanjiro angst #tanjiro x reader #inosuke x you #inosuke x reader #zenitsu x reader

[lxvenderjewel]

song/ship analyses part 3: aziracrow and "take me to church" by hozier

this is low hanging fruit I KNOW but my friend needed a more obvious explanation so:

"My lover's got humor

She's the giggle at a funeral" is def a line you could use about crowley don't even lie

"Knows everybody's disapproval" crowley is literally an enemy twice he falls from heaven then goes against hell NOBODY LIKES HIM except for az

"If the Heavens ever did speak

She's the last true mouthpiece"

can be about both crowley and az BECAUSE

if it's az ab crowley it's saying that heaven has become corrupt just blindly following whatever the metabitch tells them to do however crowley though he doesn't like being called out on it is a gen kind person who cares ab the lives of innocents and will do anything to protect ppl he cares about and doesn't god want people to "love thy neighbor" and shit?

if it's crowley ab az it's saying that az remains the only angel untouched by the metabitch (well until s2e6) where he genuinely tries to do good unlike the rest of heaven who are okay with mass genocide if it means they win against hell, az actually cares about the many innocent lives lost

""We were born sick", you heard them say it" is kind of a reference to the metabitch insinuating that crowley was bound to fall bc of his curious nature

"Take me to church

I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies" is DEF an az lyric do i NEED to explain this even. it’s ab heaven and how he worships it no matter how much it’s hurt him. be REAL

"Offer me that deathless death

Good God, let me give you my life" absolutely a lyric ab crowley and his devotion to az

"Drain the whole sea

Get something shiny" for az? crowley WOULD

"Something meaty for the main course" crowley is the one who firsts tempts az into eating. what does he eat? an ox. something MEATY

"No masters or kings when the ritual begins" honestly like if you substitute ritual for literally anything non-human crow and az do this is literally just a description. there arent any archangels or princes of hell its just the two of them. i think this esp applies to when they do a miracle tg to hide jimbriel from the angels/demons

"There is no sweeter innocence than our gentle sin" BE SO REAL DO I NEED TO EXPLAIN????

"In the madness and soil of that sad earthly scene

Only then I am human

Only then I am clean" this is def like. their mindset in s1 and i think they wish they were human because being human is lik you get to experience the joys of life and the thrill and eventually like you die but everything is ever changing but for two immortals theyll always be here and while thats great its like. you know?

#aziracrow #aziraphale x crowley #aziraphale #anthony j crowley #good omens #hozier #take me to church #ineffable husbands #song/ship analysis

[honey-minded-hivemind]

hi! I loved the crow anon story thing so much it was so great! I was wondering if it was possible if you could do one with like a Honduran bat hybrid reader (magic choice up to you but I thought potion magic would be cute) who overworks themselves a lot and the platonic yans are like ‘>:0’

Aaaawwwww! Honduran bats are so cute!!! I'll see what we can cook up! And potions, yes! May I call you Bat Anon? Let's do it like this:

• You tended to be a busy bee (well, bat). Always cooking up a new potion, picking out ingredients and charms, writing instructions and symptoms for each one, selling the latest in helpful potions and magical ones, such as ones for mental wellness, emotional-filling, and mini good-lucks and warm-feelings, along with fairy-wings and plant-growing and rain-making and so many, many more... It kept your hands and wings busy all night and all day long, overworking your wings and hands trying to make enough!

• Your newest patrons were animal hybrids. Ones who were always asking which ingredients you used and buying any potions that caught their eye. They always complimented you and your craft, and happily told you where to find the best ingredients and which vendors were nice. They always payed well, leaving tips, too. And with the sudden increase in customers and demand of your wares, you had to work extra hours just to keep up with the demands...

• By the next month, you're exhausted. Only two or three hours a sleep per day/night, drinking enough caffeine-filled beverages to wake up a snoozing dragon, and underweight due to neglecting to eat, all in the name of keeping your business running and ahead of the competition. You've almost fallen asleep on customers a few times, only to chug a potion that happened to be a mix of coffee, adrenaline, and lightning, to keep yourself awake. Your newest friends, those odd patrons of yours, took offense to that.

• The moment you tell then how you've been able to keep your small store stocked and the customers happy and with their potions, you're met with hands dragging you to the back and pushing you onto the nearest sofa or chair or bean bag. Next thing you know, heavily-scented tea is shoved into your hands, and you're ordered to drink every last drop. Any protest is met with a firm no, and you're told theyll handle your store when you need to rest. Starting now.

• The moment the tea hits your tongue, you're relaxing into the plush surface beneath you, sighing contentedly. A warm mix of lavender, honey, and caramel fills your tastebuds, and you quickly down the rest of the cup. Once you finished, a wave of calm, relaxed sleepiness tugs at you, then you're lying down, snuggled under a blanket that had been tucked around you. The background noise of clinking bottles and stirring liquids send you off into a fuzzy slumber, for once your body and mind getting the rest it needs since you opened up shop...

• The platonic yans keep the shop afloat, those who excel at potions mixing up the ones that were written down on a list, while those who are able to refill samples and clean up do so. They care about their little baby bat, and they shouldn't have to run themself into the ground just to please others and to keep themself in business. So they'll help as much as Reader needs, all while making sure they rest and eat and take breaks. If they have to set a day where their shop stays closed, so be it. Their little bat bud needs rest and relaxation, which they'll happily supply them with!

• If any rude customers or bigots try to start something or insist to speak speak Reader or try to break anything, the adults will happily deal with them (setting Wolverine and/or Sabretooth and/or even Erik on them). The teens can keep the shop tidy and make sure Reader gets their scheduled sleep, as well as takes any tea they make them and eats their meals. And if Reader is a little cold, no worries. They can happily volunteer one of themselves to cuddle with them while they rest...

• The platonic yanderes all care about Reader, and while they love their potions, they'll make sure Reader is well-rested and fed and feeling well before they let them go back to making them. And if they maybe start to offer to work with Reader, or join their businesses together (or maybe slip them into their coven by "accident"), well... Whatever helps keep them warm and and feeling well, right?

#honeycomb thoughts #platonic yandere marvel #yandere platonic marvel #platonic yandere marvel x reader #platonic yandere xmen #yandere x-men #platonic yandere #platonic yandere x reader #platonic yandere xmen evolution #🐾animal witch🔮 au

[vaguely-yandere]

Imagine this: A "Yandere Space Emperor".

I'm talking about a very powerful Emperor, basically they has conquered almost the entire galaxy, and it's only a matter of time before the entire galaxy is under their control.

Now imagine this scenario: The Emperor is giving a speech to his troops and his Darling is by his side, all the soldiers believe that their Darling is nothing more than a S*exual slave, meanwhile the Darling has a slight smile on his face because they knows perfectly that if they asked the empress to get on all fours and start kissing his feet, they would do it.

(I'm not entirely sure about this Yandere, but it's just a bigger version of the Yandere Ceo)

~Chekito🔥

CHEKITOOOOOO!!!!!! BLESS YOU

darling who, when they feel the need to establish their dominance or smthin, just asks their fucking giant, intimidating, ruler of the god damned galaxy to rub their feet or their back or even fucking kiss the ground they walk on, the yan will do it without even second guessing it and just. all these uber powerful aliens just watching the scariest person theyve ever met absolutely CRUMBLE WILLINGLY beneath someone they could literally crush with one hand... lovely.

and maybe some other ruler or smthin tries to get their 'sex slaves' into the emperors possession so they can start pulling the strings or whatever and the emperor is just like 'my darling said no' and darling, dressed in barely anything, is just snickering behind them

just the absolute POWER darling holds. ask yan to eat them out during an important political banquet? theyll get on their knees so fast they end up with scratches on their legs! anything darling could want would be theirs. the fates of millions depends on darlings mood! luckily, i think darling would use that power for more ridiculous things like getting a craving food delivered or home made at like 3am or like. useless little gadgets rich ppl always have.

i also imagine darling to kinda... forget theyre so rich and powerful now, by proxy. so they wear their headphones until they literally refuse to work anymore and THEN allow their yandere to buy them more, they sew up the holes on their favorite pair of socks instead of just buying another pack, super glue their glasses together, always insisting they dont need an entire room for their clothes while their yandere sobs and begs them to just be spoilt.

just. "why would i need a new phone? mine still works. i mean, yeah, it shuts off completely when the battery gets below fifty percent and yeah some days it just wont turn on if its humid and half the screen sometimes goes black and its so full of bloatware that i only have essential apps on it but other than that, it works great!" darling. pls. let emperor buy you things.

#yandere x y/n #yandere imagines #asks #chekito darling #yandere scenarios

[caffeinated-beverage]

CanLiet please ^^

Sleep headcanon, sad headcanon, happy headcanon, sex headcanon, bedroom/house/living quarters headcanon, romantic headcanon, family headcanon, friendship headcanon and quirks/hobbies headcanon

☾ - sleep headcanon: As you know, Ąžuolas is prone to trauma-induced nightmares & night terrors, and waking up in the middle of the night in a panic. Matthew tries to console them when he notices they're having a nightmare by speaking to them calmly, but not waking them. He has also noticed the time he usually has his night terrors, and tries to wake him up shortly before that time. And when Ąžuolas wakes up panicked from his trauma nightmare, he tries to console him by speaking to him calmly and trying to get him to do square breathing. And once he calms down enough, he might get him some coffee (caffeine doesn't give Ąžuolas energy, it just makes them calm LOL (theyll still be able to sleep afterwards)) & cuddles, until he goes back to sleep.

★ - sad headcanon: When Ąžuolas is sad, Matthew makes them their favorite hot chocolate: extra thicc, with no toppings. Basically just liquid chocolate. And then he cuddles with him. And when Matthew is sad, Ąžuolas makes brownies and watches anime with him.

☆ - happy headcanon: An example of a time they were both happy, was this one day when Ąžuolas was spending time at Matthew's house in winter, and it was very very snowy outside. And, while they were both out in the snow (along with Ąžuolas’ pet wolf, Pupa), Ąžuolas sneakily balled up a snowball, and chucked it at Matthew, hitting him riGHT IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD (don't worry, there were no rocks, and it really didn't hurt LOL). And so, Matthew turned around with a smile on his face and said, “Oh, so it's like that then??”. Ąžuolas ran away from Matthew, laughing their ass off as he bombarded them with snowballs, and Pupa barked and tried to catch & eat the snowballs Matthew was chucking at them. Their snowball fight here lasted a loooong long time, until Matthew said “okay, okay, enough, I'm getting chilled now” and headed inside, Ąžuolas following him indoors to chill for the rest of the day. And ofc, Pupa insisted on staying out in the snow for the rest of the day, but they eventually got her to come inside when it became night.

✿ - Sex headcanon: (TW NSFW) Ąžuolas is a bottom, and Matthew is a switch. 

■ -  Bedroom/house/living quarters headcanon: Matthew was very open to letting Pupa (Ąžuolas’ pet wolf, remember?) snuggle on the bed with them at night & sleep there with them. Spoiled dog xD Matthew even agrees to let Pupa sit/lie down on the couch, chairs, etc., despite how massive she is, because she's just such a cute & sweet girl, and deserves to be spoiled like that lol 

Pupa spends a lot of time curled up in front of the fireplace tho

♡ - romantic headcanon: They both prefer to have a comfortable date at home, both of them in their pajamas, and watching a movie together on the couch; just Ąžuolas, Matthew, and Pupa. They do also go out for dates, sometimes; usually a casual one, though. Like, for example, spending time at the park, feeding bread to ducks, going for a swim together, going to the movie theatre, etc.

♥ - family headcanon: While Ąžuolas DOES want kids, Ąžuolas isn't ready to bring that up yet, and Matthew isn't ready to have kids yet, either. So, for now, they just have Pupa ^_^

☮ - friendship headcanon: Back when they were just friends, they both were crushing on each other soooo hard for a while, before Ąžuolas gathered the courage to confess to him. Ąžuolas nearly VOMITED from nervousness & was sweating like a pig, but Matthew gave him a big hug & confessed to him that he felt the same. Ąžuolas cried all over his shirt for a while, and they soon scheduled when & where their first date should be.

♦ - quirks/hobbies headcanon: Matthew's main hobbies are cooking, baking, and gardening. Ąžuolas’ main hobbies are cooking/baking, herbology, & mycology. Also, I'm sure you know this since I am p sure I have mentioned it a few times, but Ąžuolas is autistic. Ąžuolas’ special interests/hyperfixations are herbology, mycology, & basketball. He doesn't play professional basketball tho, but he likes to play hobby basketball sometimes, and loves to watch basketball on tv, and play basketball video games, which he's got a collection of rn! 

My headcanon for my Canada is that he is neurotypical btw, but he is still very understanding & supportive of Ąžuolas! Esp because Matthew is a licensed therapist himself, and imo, a licensed therapist SHOULD KNOW these things 😤

#canliet #hetalia #hws #aph #hetalia canliet #hws canliet #aph canliet #hws lithuania #aph lithuania #hws canada #aph canada

[jennilah]

I think i started to follow you bc of tiny!cas, like eons ago, let me tell you seeing you get into different fandoms over the years has been a delight.

I remember seeing post of you going like 'hey these slasher film kinda go hard' and look at you know.

I mean this in the best way possible, I feel i've been watching a house plant grow, every now and then catching my attention and being amazed by the changes

omg thats such a sweet way of describing my... well happy autism awareness day everyone, its a nice way of describing the way i naturally transition through my Special Interests lmfao

actually, for the holiday, let me infodump about this very aspect of my brain to anyone who isnt aware how this works for me. (also every autistic person is different, so this is just how this symptom manifests in me)

ill say "phases" to simplify, though thats an unfair word because it implies im "over" my past phases. 99% of my past phases are pretty much there for life, but in the back of my mind. (So long as I didnt have a "bad breakup" with it for some reason, which is rare but happens) The ability to become a raving lunatic about it is dormant until someone asks the right question.

There can only be one interest (sometimes 2, with one being the less dominant one) at the forefront of my brain at a time, though. that defines the "phase".

so for example, my recent Halloween phase is "over" and I am 100% fully into Saw now, but I still absolutely love Halloween and Michael and Jason and all those guys. as evident by me still happily sharing gifsets and art and buying merch etc if it tickles my fancy. They're just hanging out in the background of my mental display case.

yea whoever follows my tumblr for a very long time has watched it happen in realtime. the transition between interests. i know for a fact which phase I started this blog on. if you're here from the beginning, youve seen, in order:

-Durarara!! -Deus Ex -Supernatural -Godzilla -Detroit: Become Human -There was like a few weeks where it was HLVRAI -And then it was plants. There was a year-long stretch with no Special Interest and I was latching onto odd things (and I was very inactive here) -Halloween & Friday the 13th -and now, Saw

I have many other things I love, but they don't clamp around my brain in quite the same extreme way.

my phases can last any amount of time, anywhere from a few short intense months to 5+ years, its completely random, completely unpredictable. even the interest itself is impossible to predict. its not something i choose, its something that happens to me.

sometimes i avoid watching things for a long time because im still very emotionally attached to my current phase and im genuinely afraid the shiny new thing will replace it. all art or fic ideas for the previous phase? theyll be abandoned. all I will want to create will be related to the new thing. (though I will sometimes draw it anyway, like digging up old toys to play with once in a while. The likelihood just drops considerably)

which is why right now i pretty much put a pause on the other franchises I plan on watching. I'm genuinely gripping onto Saw like someone is tryin to take it from me.

and then sometimes im like "haha yeah right. ill be fine. ill eat my shoe if my brain latches to this" and then put on the movie and by the credits roll im a new person (yes thats what happened with Saw. I really had no idea.)

this is also why im terrified of even just "checking out" things that have, like, a toxic fanbase or something, because i cant stop a new phase from happening if it does. and its really hard to keep it to myself, fuck

(do u know how mad i was when i realized i was attaching to hoffman the evil dirty cop??? i was so scared of drawing him, dudes. but thankfully everyones been cool abt it and we're all very aware of his awfulness & we have fun w it)

and every time my brain changes and i do get obsessed with some new thing, i get really scared and worried and hope I dont bother everyone who followed me for something else :(((( and yet, every time, im absolutely floored by how many people choose to tolerate my newest nonsense and stick around anyway

anyway ive lost the plot of what point i was making here OH YEAH thank you!

tl;dr: that would be the autism! thank you, it WILL happen again! that is a threat! 🥰

#jennilargh #jenna answers

[bibibi-tchx]

thinking about how u said dom is obsessed with matching things!!! so cute ugh do u have any more thoughts on this (from the shopping fic w rhea ⭐️)

hehe thank you!!

i think doms obsessed with making things match purely bcus he can brag to his cgs and theyll always coo at him and let him know he did well

like if hes helping “tidy up”- also known as sit and watch whilst one of his cgs fold away the washing, he’ll grab colours and be like “match! it match!”, even tho it cld be entirely different brands/who the shirt belongs to

same with socks- he knows socks make the best matches, so he’ll just grab any two of the same colour and “match! i maked a match!”

luckily his cgs love him too much to let him know that they arent true matches, and its always nice when doms ‘helping’ anyways

also when they r eating dinner, he’ll point at everyones food with a proud “match! they matchin!”- because them having the same dinner means that everyones matching, obviously

#the judgment day #littledominik #domdom #bbie #cloves anons