#they're so cringefail

[tangerine-brooks]

I've seen many posts that were like "💕what it would be like to date [insert a tsh character]💕" with cute romantic stuff and i was like GIRL NO, so that's what it would actually be like to date the secret history characters:

Charles: is drunk 24/7, throws stuff at you, hits you, disappears without explanation to be found in a hospital three days later, secretly fucks his twin sister

Richard: stalks and idealizes you even before your first conversation, then lies to you constantly about literally everything to make himself seem cool, never tells you anything about himself, gatekeeps, gazlights, fantasizes about hitting and raping you, doesn't care to know you, obsesses over you after a breakup for years

Francis: is gay and only dates you as a cover-up for being gay (for gays: doesn't know what consent is at all, kisses you and then tells you he doesn't feel anything for you, probably only wants a one-night stand, wakes you up at 2 a.m., because he just had an anxiety attack)

Henry: forces you to join a cult, never talks about feelings, never tells you anything about himself, suspiciously often talks about murder, then kills himself in front of you, mentally scarring you for the rest of your life

Bunny: is sexist, racist, homophobe, mentally unstable, doesn't have a job, insults you on purpose, spends all your money, reads your diary without permission, throws tantrums, steals from you, then dies under mysterious circumstances

Camilla: cheats on you with her twin brother, and we know nothing about her personality besides that thanks to richard who was so in love with her that he never saw her as a human being instead of a highly idealized pretty picture

Everyone: are high and/or drunk most of the time, are in a cult, do kill people

#i don't mean to offend anyone #but let's be frank #they only seem cool because richard romanticizes them HARD #they're so cringefail #not in an “adorably pathetic” way #in a “very creepy and disturbing” way #richard papen #henry winter #francis abernathy #charles macaulay #camilla macaulay #bunny corcoran #tsh #the secret history #donna tartt

[gunslinging-messiah]

mwehehe i know this has been done to death but i heart ezreal and kayn and i heart scott pilgrim soooo :3c

#THE CUTIES ^^ #this was sm fun but the canvas was so big the whole app lagged... #ezreal heartsteel #ezreal league of legends #ezreal #kayn heartsteel #kayn #kayn league of legends #ezkayn #kaynez #scott pilgrim #scott pilgrim takes off #redraw #ughhhh me and who #they're so cringefail #oh also this was inspired by the fact that ramona's hair in that ep made me go “HEARTSTEEL KAYN?!?!??!?”

[toqiuh]

My friend showed me this new au yesterday and I've been possessed ever since

#miraculous ladybug #adrien agreste #marinette dupain cheng #ml paris special #ml special #mlb fanart #I'm crying they're so cringefail #shoutout to miraculous production department for materializing every 13yo mlb fan's fanfics #we love to see it #skribbles #I'm also a firm believer that if marinette actually were evil paris wouldnt stand 2 seconds #so in my head this is a punk au

[the-pobble-terrarium]

Ever heard of a wife guy?

(For anyone wondering why reblogs are suddenly off, theres a few posts of mine- like this one- that have gotten so many notes it’s genuinely starting to annoy me, so I’m trying to minimize. Sorry!!)

#POBart #art #traditional art #doodles #adventure time #adventure time fionna and cake #fionna and cake #f&c #simon petrikov #prismo #betty petrikov #jake the dog #f&c spoilers #fionna and cake spoilers #god they're so cringefail #I'm honestly shocked at how well I've taken to the shows style

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

epic fail <3

#howdy: im about to be soooooo smooth <3 #howdy five minutes later: *putting up a 'Store Closing: Everything Must Go' sign* #all he wanted was to give barns an opening for pickup lines... smh... #while i love the idea of howdy being rizzed as fuck #cause realistically he probs would be #i also like the idea that hes so Cringefail when it comes to romance #he's constantly tripping over himself #luckily for him barnaby loves him anyway! #either that or he Is rizzed. but barnaby is really good at misinterpreting everything he says #both are Amusing! #scribble salad #welcome home #laughingstock #barnaby x howdy #howdy x barnaby #theyre both Such Disasters in my mind #like they both try soooo hard to Convey Their Feelings and they both consistently miss by a hair #and yet half the time they're both still like 'haha nailed it' #babes you did Not. you didn't <3 #I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM THEY WONT LEAVE MY BRAIN I LOVE THEM-

[zaacoy]

Tang in dresses I think he'd like :3c

#Self indulgent post tbh dresses are so fun to draw and he looks good in them #He looks good in anything long and flowy tbh #Dresses chosen partially because I like them and partially because I think he'd be comfy in them too #I say dresses but it's kind of skirts too actually woops #They're all pretty casual I think? I don't know how formal wear works 💀 #Gender is a myth that I refuse to adhere to let him wear dresses Lego!!! #One of his friends compliments him on a dress one day and he says smth along the lines of “yeah I know I slay” with- #complete confidence and everyone in the room takes mental damage #he may be pretty but he is still cringefail #lego monkie kid #monkie kid #lmk #lmk tang #monkie kid tang #zaacoy art💫

[earlgodwin]

CESARE BORGIA + dragging his brother around "You have a priest for a brother?."

#cringefail bros my beloveds #francois and david had such an electrifying chemistry #they became close instantly the first day on the borgias set. bonding over the godfather and all #till this day they're still interacting on instagram being goofy and david even invited francois to his podcast #juan's brattiness balances with cesare's leadership so damn well hello??? best brothers ever i'm sorry #it's the way they desperately tried to replace juan with alfonso in season 3 but they failed dramatically #he had nooooone of juan's charisma and devilish charm #they tried to parallel the scene where juan and cesare were sparring with swords to the one with cesare and alfonso's... #...yet again they failed dramatically. “did you ever love your brother?” “ i did! mightily.” was the only valid moment between them LMAOOOO #françois saying that he loves juan and cesare moments because they had “loving brotherly undertone under all of cesare's hard teaching" #yeah <3 #david oakes #juan borgia #the borgias #theborgiasedit #perioddramaedit #francois arnaud #cesare borgia #juan and cesare #by jen

[qingwaaa]

Dib is in denial

#invader zim #zadf #dib membrane #zim #dib #invader zim fanart #fanart #zade #They're both so ugly #I love them #My cringefail sons

[ambrosiaocto]

in conclusion i'm pretty normal about them

#I LOVE TJEM SO MUUUCCHHHJHHH AUGH . DIES #they're so cringefail i am a big fan your honor #lmk #lego monkie kid #monkie kid #lmk fanart #mk #red son #lmk mk #lmk red son #spicynoodles #spicynoodleshipping #spicynoodlesshipping #ambi's art

[dangans-ur-ronpas]

togiri dynamic is like. we understand each other better than anyone else. we can't stop trying to one-up each other because of that. you are someone that the world should not exist without. but only because you are just half as capable as me. we should kiss. we should fight. every tender word exchanged between us is accompanied by a sarcastic jab. i love you so much it eats me up, but it will take both of us literal years to figure out that this is love because we have never had someone teach it to us and you certainly are no more qualified than i. we might never get married. we'll live in the same house for decades. i have to consider every moment we spend together as being temporary. if you outlive me i might never forgive you.

#togiri #ough. ugh. ogugushfsklf #my thoughts #they're so insane to me. what's their problem. #they're not girlboss/cringefail they're both incredibly cringefail but it doesn't match their carefully curated personas #two epitomes of wisdom and confidence in an apocalyptic world. what will they do

[unachinrileys]

None of you can comprehend how much I love violet bridgerton

#like she is fighting for her life she has EIGHT children #and they're all insanely dumb #like they're all so cringefail she is the bravest persin ever #bridgerton

[lu-is-not-ok]

Gubohuan is if Hongsang was toxic send post.

#limbus company #hongsang #gubohuan #hong lu lcb #yi sang lcb #gubo lcb #jia huan lcb #lu speaketh #i think they're really funny i need to draw jia huan more #he's so pathetic cringefail sigma male core #i need to see him cry in hong lu's canto

[maedivae]

Katniss Everdeen really spent the whole night before the Hunger Games smugly fantasizing Peeta going insane and turning into a cannibalistic killer. Brewing and concocting the sickest burns. Only for her to not even be able to say anything to him because she doesn't even see him later.

#the hunger games #thg #katniss everdeen #everlark #peeta mellark #certified cringefail loser katniss moments #you just know she brews when she's mad at him when they're married #like oooo you're so mad you wanna kiss him soo bad

[eff-plays]

So now that I've figured out why Hira might go for Astarion ... I am now struggling to figure out why Astarion would go for them in the long run. Like, because he's barely his own person at this point, what are his preferences? Ya know? Beyond how they treat him, beyond the obvious, what about them is it that he likes? Ya know? "You were kind and patient and trusted me" is all well and good but that's still 1) related to him and 2) doesn't quite tap into the sense that he also wants them for himself for other reasons aside from wanting more of what they're doing for him. Ya know? Ya fucking know?

#bg3 #worsties to lovers #this isn't me complaining btw this is just my process #but it is kinda difficult in this case ngl #cuz the poor guy hasn't figured himself out yet #i headcanon him as like ... demi or graysexual so he wouldn't be immediately attracted to them #which he basically confirms in game that he's not so #but basically i can't just say that he thinks they look hot and diesel even though they absolutely do #i do have some ideas mind you #the fact that they're a bard and clearly in love with music and poetry and the arts #like in a genuine way #i think he finds that attractive cuz he envies it on some level #to love a part of the shitty world he lives in and thus make it slightly less shitty in the process #i think he also likes that they can make him feel things without like ... touching him or really doing anything *for* him specifically #like by just performing something with their whole heart they are able to evoke emotion #and it's not pretentious or forced like the poetry his victims would read at him #in my head i think their first genuine kiss is right after hira reads him one of their fave poems and it makes astarion feel so weird #that his only response is 'hmm. i should kiss them on the mouth i think' #and it absolutely obliterates the nice platonic vibe and hira leaves and astairon can't figure out why tf he just did that for #god they're so cringefail

[worldlydesiretemple]

half life full regret is just cishet hlvrai

#bailey's babbles. #i've said it 500 times to my friends during our watchthrough and i'll say it 500 times more #they're just so ... lame and cringefail. in a derogatory manner. #jefferson will never be coomer and davidson will never be kleiner . god bless & amen #i speak my truth. goodbye forever

[ludwigbeilschmidts]

i think we should adopt 不憫ズ into the western fandom. it's the perfect ship name, even when translated.

"oh yeah, the hetalia ships. gerame, rochu, fraspa, itapan, cringefail..."

#hetalia #hws #pruk #prueng #不憫ズ is the japanese ship name for pruk #it stands for 'pity (plural)' because they're both 'pity' characters #their relationship is indeed cringefail so it fits