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#they were buddies they lived together?
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i love lizards so much theyre literally just little beasts that scamper around and live their little lives. How can anyone not be completely transfixed by this
#when i went on vacation to mexico with my dads side of the family#the rental house had 2 iguanas that lived together under the steps outside#a male and a female#they were skittish but could be tempted out with food#another iguana lived a few meters away inside a hollow log#those were their houses they lived in them and returned to them every night and whenever they got scared#but the guy who lived in the log was very brave and wanted to be fed food by humans#when we sat in the grass the first time he came out of the bushes and ran right up to us#we gave them fruit#but the males were territorial to each other and if stair boy ever saw log boy he would chase him away#stair boys wife never gave a damn she was just there. and they lived in the same little hole together?#they were buddies they lived together?#with the hermit crabs? they live in a tiny house on the beach with hermit crabs and have drama with their neighbors.#where are they now. are they still alive. do they still live there#can you believe this shit#can you even comprehend the amount of uniqueness and individuality that can be found in every living creature#can you even believe the fact that there are stories and drama and history to everything that breathes on this earth#once i met a crawfish who was covered in scars and was the most savage little beast Ive ever seen#Ive never seen a crawfish that wasnt scared of me but he wanted to attack everyone and everything#and you could tell he'd lived his entire life doing that#where did he get each scar. why#he was one of a kind and he lived in a random little stream in illinois#once there was a flightless goose in a neighborhood pond who had a broken wing#that winter flocks of geese came and went as they flew south but he remained with his broken wing#but one flock left someone behind. and a goose stayed with him#and for the rest of the years i lived there those two lived together in that pond#staying there year round because he couldnt fly away to migrate south#theyve probably lived their entire lives by now#were they happy. why did the one that could fly give up that life in order to live with a flightless mate#thats insane. this is insane. go outside and find a cool bug to look at NOW
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dear-ao3 · 1 month
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katya, walking into our dining room to get a capri sun and seeing me in the trenches of my latest tumblr shenanigans, makes the sign of the cross and clutches the capri sun to his chest: dear god. i am not catholic. but saph needs you.
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qkmlh · 4 months
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Still ducking hilarious to me that Zoro & Sanji began their beef because they thought the other was misogynistic and it came to a head of no return when Zoro felt his title of ‘Luffy’s specialest boi’ threatened by Sanji’s comment
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virgothozul · 8 months
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Ok. I have listened to the people. I have watched the thing. It is very wholesome.
Kazu comes home. He is hopeless and tipsy. And he swings between excited and wasted.
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I think I have no fears then I consider the possibility that buddie will get together in a huddy (house md) fashion
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testosteronefag · 11 months
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i just thought of something...
tell me about your friend max in the tags and reblog for exposure yadda yadda
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quietwingsinthesky · 1 month
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missy talking about having a daughter once implies that the doctor also, at one point, may have looked after her for the master. i can deal with this information. 👍
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guideaus · 2 months
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right up until the end, this anime is like they are buddy daddies, lmao
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nat-20s · 1 year
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Laying out a conspiracy board with pictures and string but it's just me trying to figure out which of my friends would like being friends with each other
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brutal-nemesis · 2 years
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Silence Day 2022: Hitting the Nail on the Head
Many people over the centuries have tried their own unique ways of Shut The Fuck Up, Castys. Here is one of the many such instances, set in an AU for Personal Reasons ❤
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Ingredients: hammering nails into a guy, mouth whump (not teeth, but tooth whump mentioned), some tongue whump, choking (on a liquid), burns
Everything about this was, in Castys’s opinion, incredibly generic. Cold metal table, check. Tight ropes around his wrists and ankles, check. A handful of dudes smirking down at him, one brandishing a hammer, check. The rope over his forehead was new, he supposed. Ooh, another twist, they were taking the fucking gag off.
“Afternoon, everyone. What fun game are we gonna play today, huh?”
The one holding the hammer waved it in the air a little. “We’re gonna finally shut you up for good, Black.”
“Aw, you gonna knock all my teeth out instead of pulling them to use as your stupid gambling chips? You know people don’t need teeth to talk, right?” Castys was sure that wasn’t it, but, what, were they gonna break his jaw or something? They said for good, but that shit would heal so he didn’t-wait was that a fucking-
“You’ll see, so just hold still, you fucking cockroach. Wouldn’t want to mess it up and make us start over, would you? You can’t be that stupid.” Hands descended on his face, pulling his upper lip back, holding his mouth closed, pressing the point of a fucking nail to his gums. Castys couldn’t make remarks at them anymore, just stuck breathing heavily through his nose as the person holding the hammer got it lined up, shifting their grip on the nail, raising the hammer, smirking, saying something he couldn’t hear over the blood pounding in his ears, and then, finally, dreadfully, swinging the hammer down. 
Castys jerked against the restraints as the bright little point of pain in his upper jaw tore open into a scorching sun, blinding and so intense and definitely nowhere near done getting worse. He barely had time to take a breath before the hammer fell again, and now he was definitely screaming, and he couldn’t even feel the hands on his face anymore because all that existed was pain, that and the sound of the slightly rusted metal scraping its way through his jawbone. A third swing and the nail punched through completely, the sharp point digging into his tongue where it had been resting on the roof of his mouth, just his fucking luck. Each successive hit of the hammer drove the nail further in, scraping against the roof of his mouth, more and more blood gushing out, pooling in his throat, choking him, each pointless cough making him jerk uselessly against the hands holding his head still, driving the pain gripping his face further and further beyond the plateau he’d thought it reached.
And then it stopped. The pain didn’t stop, no, not in the slightest, but the hammer stopped coming down, the nail stopped digging further in, the hands stopped holding his jaw shut. He tried to turn to the side and cough out some of the damn blood, but the rope across his forehead made that very super difficult so he gave up and just coughed it up into the air, which went about as well as he expected, which was not well at all. Before he could say anything cool and funny, which would have taken a while because he could not think of anything cool and funny to say at the moment, his jaw got slammed shut again, momentarily pinching the tip of his tongue between his teeth, because he needed more blood in his fucking mouth. On the bright side, he didn’t really feel it because Wow The Nail In His Face Hurt A Whole Lot. And judging by that prick on the gums of his lower jaw, he was about to get another one!
He kind of had a guess as to where this was going. Like, the whole thing in general, since he was very certain where the next nail was going to go, because it was-fuck yup yup there it was making its merry little way through his mandible bit by large bit and he was so smart this time and kept his tongue well away from the bottom of his mouth which was about the only conscious movement he could make at the moment because the rest of him was far to squirm-around-in-pain but it paid off it did the nail didn’t poke his tongue until it did because now it was burrowing into the base of his tongue which he couldn’t really help wasn’t that delightful this was all so delightful and fun and didn’t hurt like he was being injected with acid that was also on fire they were just nails why did they hurt so much maybe it was the fact that they were around his tooth-nerves it sort of felt like tooth pain now that he thought about it but it was hard to think about anything well not hard to think exactly just hard to focus he kept jumping around from one thing to the next in his head trying to think about something that wasn’t the nails or the pain or the screams trapped in his throat or the ropes tying him down or the hands holding his jaw closed or the fact that he was alone here now and might never see-
Hey, pay attention, they were saying something, holding up a thin metal wire, bringing it towards his mouth, wrapping it around the nails, pulling tight, tight, so tight that his teeth were pressed together uncomfortably hard, and then there was some device he didn’t recognize, sort of like a gun, pressed against the wire, against his teeth, and it was hot, burning, scorching, he couldn’t breathe in and out fast enough, eyes squeezed shut as tears leaked out, fists clenched, stomach twisting, he was stuck, trapped here in this awful, agonizing moment, fire piercing his every nerve, and maybe the hands left his face, or maybe they just weren’t gripping him as tightly, and the fire might be calming down, quieting, growing more dull, more tolerable, his breathing slowing…
Castys pried open his eyes and glared up at the people surrounding him, who all looked way too fucking pleased with themselves. One of them patted his cheek. “Well, Black, how’s it feel? Got anything to say?” Castys tried to open his mouth, but even attempting to move his jaw shot infinitely more awful pain needles into his entire face, so he just ended up wincing as they all laughed at him. 
“Now you’ll be all quiet and well-behaved like your late buddy Red, won’t you?” another one jeered.
“Best of both worlds, even if he’s not as pretty.”
“Hey, he’s a lot prettier with his stupid annoying mouth shut!”
Castys wanted nothing more in the world than to bite all of these fuckers like a rabid bat but instead he got to lie there and be quiet as they made all their dumb comments and pulled on his stupid long hair and poked at his face, which definitely did not hurt like hell. Eventually they got bored, thank fuck, and Castys didn’t resist much as they dragged him back to the cell and shoved him inside, hard enough that he fell to his knees. Sighing, he forced himself to his feet and walked a few steps, plopping down on the edge of the bed. He was glad that shit was over, but now he was…
Reluctantly, Castys reached up to tug at the wire tying the nails together. He knew it wasn’t gonna come off, but he still had to try. Yup, stuck, all melted together by a dot of metal that was still pretty warm to the touch and tangled around the nails stuck in his fucking skull. Maybe he could-ouch no no nope, not gonna be able to pull those out. At least, not without some pliers or something, if he would even be able to do it to himself. Giving up for now, he sighed and pulled his knees up to his chest, curling up against the wall on the corner of their…his bed. 
The sounds of the jungle outside were the same as ever, but the cell was so…quiet. It had been ever since…and now he couldn’t even talk to himself or sing badly or say weird things to the guards outside he just had to be…silent. He supposed he could bang on the walls or something, but he wasn’t really in the mood. All he really felt like doing right now was being quiet, just like his fucking captors wanted, so hooray for them, they fucking won, whatever, but it wasn’t because of the nails, he just…
There was only one person he wanted to fill this silence, and he wasn’t here anymore. Might never come back.
So, for now, and maybe forever, it was quiet.
Castys Cult: @as-a-matter-of-whump @blackrosesandwhump @fanmanga1357-blog @thehopelessopus @just-a-whumping-racoon-with-wifi @hearse-song @muddy-swamp-bitch @whumpasaurus101 @yet-another-heathen @galaxywhump @starnight-whump @his-unspoken-words @misspelledwitch @suspicious-whumping-egg @pumpkin-spice-whump @painsandconfusion @i-can-even-burn-salad @befuddled-calico-whump @whumpinggrounds @whump-queen
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bmpmp3 · 1 year
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SOME ocs
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benevolenterrancy · 1 year
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i saw Jesus Christ Superstar for the first time the other day and while I had a bit of a hard time following the plot i do have to say i really relate to jesus having a full on panic attack about being crowded and grabbed by random peoples like yeah buddy same
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myrfing · 1 year
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i've said this before but the gourdteenth's aether was so dense that if you turned on aethersight/soulsight you'd basically see a cutout incandescent figure of light but it was so contained that it just looked like there was a person shaped hole in the world, like seeing featureless negative space. you'd struggle to figure out if it's actually light you're seeing or some weird blind void spot. hades was actually one of the few people who thought it looked beautiful LMFAO everyone else was a little creeped out by it actually, but when they passed by hades would always turn on soulsight to catch a glimpse of it. gourd's soul being divided is not so perfectly cut and polished and burns like every other mortal soul (HEADCANON) but it is a lot more gentle looking even if bright as it slowly disperses into the world like a light in the window or the morning sun. to hades it looks like a dying flame in comparison. this is my little addition to why e-s thinks the wol's existence looks so vile it's that he's used to seeing the gourdteenth through soulsight and he sort of feels like gourd's soul is a perversion of it. he thinks pretty much nothing of his mortal body or much else about him really
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masquenoire · 1 year
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Roman didn’t have a lot of friends growing up, at least not inside his social circle. He was too rough, too vulgar for the other socialites to warm to even with his parent’s ‘education’ on how to behave around their sort. He did, however, get along with a few, most notably @babydxhl and @sanguine-salvation, whose company Roman liked enough. @brutalscaled​ was the very first friend he made without his parent’s knowledge, early one spring while holidaying at their country estate. Roman had taken a liking to the scaled boy, preferring his company over the hateful rich kids his parents forced him to befriend. During his teens, Roman would go on to make more friends. One of these new friends was a boy named Garfield Lynns. Angry delinquents at heart, the two got along like a house on fire, committing petty crimes and even acts of arson together. After Roman was caught sleeping with Circe (and summarily disowned), he knew exactly who to turn to and together they burned down the Sionis Estate, their first crime that result in people’s deaths.
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bumblingbabooshka · 2 years
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Sek and his wife T’Nia
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garbagequeer · 11 months
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always been drawn to stories about tech companies that ““started in someone’s garage”“ not because i believe them or because i want to start a business myself but because i would love to hang out with some friends in a garage and use coding to make a little website or program and i love the smell of a room full of computers. people who took compter science in high school naturally crave this forever
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