#they cant bake for shit LMAO

[jvzebel-x]

🦋

#so ive been using an app that like. lets restaurants&grocery stores put their 'past best by' shit up for sale heavily discounted #so like on average ~$15 worth of food for about ~$5. &its actually been like. a fucking DOPE choice lmao. #i think its bc i live in a place that perfectly hits the margin of owners who are 'giving'(/performative) enough to not want to waste #but wont walk literally less than a block on average to just. GIVE the food away lmao. #but the upside is that these are the sort of places that i would pretty much never go to otherwise bc i cant&wont justify #buying shit i can make for three times the price i can make it for lmao i just cant do it. #sooooo this app makes it possible for me to be sitting on a fat bag of blueberry cheese danishes&chocolate croissants right now :)))))) #it also came w an almond cream croissant which like. was fucking amazing lmao it prob sells fresh baked for the $5 this bag costs. #the app is called Too Good To Go for anyone interested :)) it occured to me to mention the name while wiggling happily over pastries lmaooo

[aloysarrow]

Old Neopets, my beloved. 💕

Why did you accidentally do the Pluto/Goofy paradox?

For why, dear Neopets? Lol

#i already made this post like 12 hrs ago and i guess it just doesnt exist? :/ #i also know im not the first to point this out #but since starting to watch 2021 and 2022 neopets youtubes ive realized every one ive seen says that old neopets says it was an accident... #and by accident it was a separation of the online playing site vs the lore and stories #but the story/lore has the paradox baked in and since ive restarted looking into stuff and i cANT UNSEE IT lol #can that strider live outside of their job or do they live like a horse???? whaTS THE MORALITY LINE lol CAN THEY LEGALLY VOTE #i didnt worry about this shit when i was a 8yo lmao #neopets #my posts #shit post

[prettyvacanttt]

Was on a boat w my mom just a bit ago and I brought up memories of this weird tv show I remember from when I was wayyy little and she totally remembered it, it's a soap opera called Passions that was on after my mom was getting out of the alternative high school she'd get me from the in school day care and we'd go straight home and she'd put it on and I remember it and I'm actually coping w my period cramps rn by day drinking and smoking excess weed and sipping this raspberry cordial to distract me from the pain and I just found Passions on YouTube so that's how I'm killing time until my husband gets home to baby me

#i just remember the vivid camera angles and the pretty bedrooms and like a magical fairly lady and a tiny dude and she was like oh yeah #so im naked and baked on the couch drinking a dirty shirly watching an early 2000s soap opera and now ive got the munchies hehehe #so far im like 8 minutes in and and the opening is so vivid now lmao i cant believe i remember this shit

[coridallasmultipass]

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#ughhhh i started writing a quick bro / dave for todays date but im def not gonna finish in 45 minutes nooooo #its my ki.nk and i wanted to savour what i was writing by dragging it out hffffffff #wish i thought to start it before last night ughhhhh #but ughhhhhhhh dudeeeee its hapeninggggggggggg #god im so fucking thorsty for it #no one writes it the way i want it #and now ive gone and made it silly by trying to do it for today #but i cant just take those parts out bc they're so... baked... into the plotline #hfffffffff why didnt i just make this its own thing ughhhhhh (bc dave would never wanna do that sober thats why) #hffffffffffff screams #writing sm. ut is so time consuming for me #(tbh writing is on its own lol) #but to write. my fave thing. for the first time. its a lot of pressure for a fic that was supposed to be a quick joke #bro ended up being fucking smitten as hell too bc thats how i feel abt this ki. nk lmao #i dont think im even gonna get hi tonight lmao its okay a holiday doesnt mean shit when its something i do on the reg #im so tired hhhhh im just wasting more time typing out more tags bc im too tired to write fic words lol ugh #delete later / / #maybe i will so i can just go the fuck to sleep rn and write more when im more awake. date be damned. im not finishing in 30 mins lol #and even if i did finish in 30 mins i sure as hell aint proofreading and posting within 30 mins #ok yeah gonna get ready for bed and set the writing down for when im not gonna write something rushed ill regret and have to undo later

[crushedsweets]

I loved the ask about ticciwork what it would be like if they were able to date! Now I was wondering what that would be like with Jack and Toby!

Though I’m not sure if they have the same chemistry as ticciwork. 😭

Btw you have forever engraved ninakate to my soul LMAO I love them so much!! ❤️

I ABSOLUTELY CAN i think theyre super cute + i have a really sweet ticcijack ask i wanna draw soon. im gonna go off on a tangent about their upbringing and how that'd impact their sexuality tho, cuz i think that'd be relevant .

this was written more like notes for a one-shot of them getting together, rather than the format i did for ticciwork

ok. so for starters, toby has a huge wall to get over. i dont really have sexuality hcs for many of the creeps (jane and kate r lesbians, lius a gay man, ninas bi are my only concrete hcs) BUT i know toby's upbringing involved his dad constantly demeaning him for being 'feminine' (anytime he did something with lyra), a pussy, calling him slurs, telling him to man up, insulting any gay man he might see on tv, etc. and toby hates his dad, so he'd have an easy time being like 'ok whatever old man like i give a shit if a guy fucks a guy' BUT he would still feel a ton of guilt and shame if he were attracted to a guy.

jack might be a little similar, not because his dad was constantly berating him, but he still grew up in a pretty traditional house and his uncles/cousins would often tease him cuz he liked to cook and bake and had a lot of empathy. but he also went to university, and while it was still in alabama, a lot of colleges and stuff are a lot more progressive so it wasn't something he dwelled on much. live and let live, basically

AND AS A RESULT, it would be MUCH harder for either of them to make a move. toby would push any feelings down so fucking fast, and jack would just shrug it off and say he doesn't have like.. the "right" to have such emotions. after all he's done.

but they've also had a ton of intimate moments. the amount of times toby's been sat in his boxers while jack has to stitch up his stomach is kinda obnoxious. the amount of times jack checks toby's temperature and scolds him for dumb shit. toby scoffing and grabbing jacks wrist to pull his hand off, but his touch lingers

jack wears his mask a lot, but toby would make a comment. "i wanna see what you look like. it cant be THAT bad." and then jacks like ? asshole. so toby backtracks and is like "ok but if it is bad, thats kinda cool" and jacks like 'dude shut up'. but then toby would try and go on about 'im serious man you're over here stitching me up every other week and im practically the only person you talk to. let me see' and jack thinks about it. maybe not that day, but eventually he would.

if toby has already kinda come to terms with liking guys, OR he's so oblivious to his own feelings, he might say something stupid like "oh shit you're hot dude why do u wear that stupid ass mask" and jack would get embarrassed. and try to put it back on, but toby would snatch it and toss it on some counter and say "ok well now i know so stop wearing it" and jacks like. ok. fuck you. fine.

and toby stares a lot. like. a lot a lot. and jack kind of knows. the echolocation and thermavision helps him know toby's head is turned his way, but he can't exactly pinpoint where toby's eyes are. but he keeps turning away

toby would eventually just ask 'you gotta know im looking at you , right?' and jack is like ...well i thought so. thanks for confirmation. and toby laughs it off but jack is getting embarrassed

jacks feelings would develop slowly and he'd recognize every single moment he feels something. tobys would develop more rapidly, but he has no fucking idea what he's feeling is romantic. he thinks jacks attractive as fuck, he likes intelligent people, he likes how jack challenges tobys toxic ass mindset (only after the fact, hates it in the moment), and jack does a lot for him. patches him up, cooks him good meals.

the ask i mentioned said something about jack touching toby's lip and toby keeps looking at jacks lips and theres crazy tension etc etc etc. i genuinely dont know who would kiss who first.

if it were jack, toby would sit there kinda stunned, and jack would pull away and fumble out an apology. then toby tells him to do it again. and again, and again.

if it were toby, jack would immediately kiss back. he's had it on his mind for a long time, but genuinely didnt think anything would come.

toby would ask what now. he wants jack to set some sort of guidelines. he hates rules but holy shit does he not know how to navigate this, not with jack. jack would shrug it off and theyd try not to talk about it. toby might not come back to see jack for a while, but end up really hurt and dragged there to get his arm popped back into place. and jack would have to ask why he stopped visiting.

toby would admit it, finally. something about 'because i fucking like you and its really fucking weird and i dont wanna ruin the whole medic patient pal thing we got going on but this entire fucking time ive been avoiding you, im thinking about you a hundred times more'. and jack would ask why he thinks its weird. and theyd talk for a while

jack would ask toby if he could kiss him again, and toby would say yes.

#asks #ticcijack #creeped #theyre cute..... damn... #ticci toby #eyeless jack

[melliiaahh]

♡Blue lock boys boyfriend hc p2♡

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bf hc!

Word count:1k

Warning: Swearing, use of feminine description, talk about lingerie

Featuring : Bachira, Kunigami, Chigiri, Isagi, Barou, Shido,Nagi and Reo 

Genre : fluff!

Notes:  kind of short one for today and its all randomised because my brain cant function and i sat staring at a wall for a good 2 hours for this one SORRY FOR THE CHAOS

here is my masterlist<3

All characters are aged up!  Not proofread!

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Bachira loves to put soft kisses on your face all the time, basically just smother you in kisses every chance he gets. He doesnt care if its in public or in private he will always do it whenever he feels like it, because he thinks youre just too cute <3

I said before, MATCHING JEWELLERY WITH REO. A bracelet, necklace or ring, doesnt matter which one you prefer as long as your matching with him and he can have something to remind him of you constantly <3

Kunigami would get you flowers on EVERY. SINGLE. DATE. Doesn’t matter what type of date or how long you’ve been dating, he will do it every time just to show you his appreciation

Isagi would MAKE you gifts like paper flowers or written letters<3

barou is so down bad that he would let you style his hair whenever you wanted, as long as you got to sit really close to him for it. he wouldnt mind at all

Rin would love giving you massages because he loves being able to help you to destress so massaging is his way to go also he loves physical touch 

Sae always talks about how he wants kids… not in a forceful way but that he would love to see mini you around, it would make his heart swell with joy and excitement to start a family 

Bachira would also 10330248049% do pinky promises with you, idc if it’s childish. Its cute and bachira thinks its cute as well so he would do that shit pinky swear and seal it with a kiss type of vibe

Chigiri is the type of guy to take you on spontaneous dates. He loves his alone time with you where he can talk and be vulnerable about his feelings. He feels the most safe with you and he loves it that way 

Like I said in my previous post. MATCHING OUTFITS WITH ISAGI FRRRRR, not the ‘ that’s my girlfriend’ ‘that’s my boyfriend’ shirts but like even just colour matching outfits because that’s one of his own way of showing his relationship off 

Kunigami is the type of man to make you breakfast in bed anytime he could<3 a sweet and humble man 

Bachira Absolutely MELTS when you ruffle  or play with his hair, the bllk guys think you did something to him the first time they saw him being oddly calm with his head on your lap… they didn’t know that all they had to do was play with him hair and he would stfu LMAO

Sae loves to kiss you on your hand and the inside of your wrist to get your attention, its a simple but sweet gesture that he always does <3

Reo would skip his family meetings with rich people just to have a movie night with you because spending time with you is 1000x better

rin would secretly have a ring with your name engraved onto it and then have it on a necklace so he can have it close to his chest always <3

Shindo ís OBSESSED with you so he wants to involve you with everything he does, soccer? Come support him! Video games? Come watch or play along! Cooking? Let’s cook together! Mans just wants to spend all of his time with you<3

Barou would be an amazing cook and will always cook for you no matter what, that’s his way of him showing his love for you and he’s fucking good at it too

Chigiri would try to bake you stuff ( cake, cupcakes, cookies. Whatever you like) to cheer you up whenever your sad..whether or not it goes well is a completely different story he would ask barou for help AHHAHAH

Reo falls head over heels when you call him nicknames, its his favourite thing in the world and he would only ever let you do it

shindo always likes to share his food with you. loves seeing your face light up at the taste <3

Sae would force you to walk on the inside of the cross walk to try to protect you from anything that might happen with cars passing by 

Kunigami would also do whatever you please…. Want to do face masks? Sure. Try new makeup on him? That cool. Give him a runway show of the new clothes you got? Absolutely. This man is IN LOVE and would do anything just to see you smile 

Nagi would help you play games all the time, and if people talk shit about you on game then he would LOSE IT at them… would probably get banned for violent language 

RIn would always have a spare jumper in the back of his car just for you in case you get cold although he would scold you for not bringing your own HAHAHAH

We all know rich boy Reo would buy you whatever he sees at the store that he thinks you would love. Man is always thinking about you so he’s ready to spend MONEY just to see you in cute outfits and with a big smile 

Rin would hold your pinkies together when youre walking in public, although so small its such a nice and cute gesture… he’s shy man when it comes to you but he wants you to know that he’s there with you<3

When you get home from work Nagi would have your favourite meal ready ( uber eats he aint cooking bro don’t get your hopes up) so you don’t have to stress about cooking<3

Shindo would surprise you randomly with flowers( and lingerie ) because Its shindo we are talking about…. But he is trying to be romantic about it so ill give him that

Isagi would hide his face in your neck if you fluster him in public, he would have a literal brain malfunction and would just be a mannequin until he got his shit together HAHAHHA 

Barou likes to carry you bridal style or over the shoulder everywhere, makes him feel real strong and needed omg 

#anime #blue lock #bachira hcs #bachira imagines #bllk #bllk bachira #blue lock hcs #isagi fluff #isagi headcanons #isagi imagines #kunigami imagines #kunikuzushi #kunigami x reader #reo x you #chigiri #isagi #barou #bachira #bluelock #inuyahsa #rin fluff #blue lock rin itoshi #itoshi rin #sae itoshi x reader #blue lock sae #blue lock sae itoshi #itoshi sae #isagi yoichi #bllk isagi #nagi seshiro

[pinkrifle]

Hello ml!<3 i was wondering if you could do yandere team stan and craig x reader platonic please! Like they see reader as a little sister!^^

hi lovely! i do not take SP requests anymore buttttf this seems really easy, so i should be able to do this !

saying this rn i’m so sorry if this is short #_# <\3 i’m sorry if i missed a character or two aswell!

only team stan right now as i can’t really think of much to do for team craig, sorry once more! D:

Stan Marsh -

a little careful not to bring you around his friends too much.. especially cartman AND COVERS UR EARS EVERYTIME ONE OF THEM SAYS A DIRTY JOKE LOL (no matter how old you are!1!1!)

would 100% go off on anyone who tries to mess with you (and Kyle would probably join him too) , ya don’t F with family, folks!

trades his lunch or snacks at lunch to give them to you!! loves seeing the look on your face when you get a snack size pack of skittles. Even if it’s super small your face always lightens up and he just laughs and feels very proud of himself after

he makes sure shelly isn’t too mean to you, let’s her rip on him instead if she gets a little aggressive with you (she wouldn’t really go that far dw <3)

Eric Cartman -

GETS YOU IN TROUBLE ALL THE TIMMEEEE

(don’t worry he always does something in return after. begrudgingly and hesitantly.) (he just feels bad)

brings you on all of his little dangerous adventures but makes sure you stay safe all the time,, if you get hurt EVER he’s SOOO dramatic. begging for a hospital!

if any of his friends (aka rest of team stan) dare to say anything to you (they don’t cuz they don’t care) he will 100% be dramatic ALLO OVER AGAIN, threatens to beat up his friends (he can’t rlly) and is nice to you for the rest of the day!!

steals cute stuff from other classmates and brings them to you, steals snacks from people and brings them to you!! probably stole some snacks from stan that he planned to give to his own little sibling

Kenny McCormick -

tones down his dirty jokes when with you, and also does not let you around his friends LMAO

loves hanging out with you, karen, and kevin! at first he was really hesitant on stuart and carol having you (like with karen) but loved you so much after your born!!

protects u FOR LIFE. is basically also your guardian angel when he’s in his mysterion costume! when your in the foster home thing(?) he’s visiting you like crazy and bringing you treats aswell. makes sure you never get beaten up in the basement by the parents

loves whenever you show him something you like. Anime? cartoons? etc? your not cringe to him at all! he likes weird shit too, trust. Watches and plays everything you show him <3

a video game MASTER! having any trouble with a boss fight? he’s got it. Cant find an item? he already has it and is gonna trade it to you!!

Kyle Broflovski -

takes care of you and Ike RELIGIOUSLY. love you two both to death!

plays dolls/action digs with you even if your in middle school or whatever (in the event he’s in HS or whatever) , he doesn’t want his little siblings to ever grow up! brings a tear to his eye.

every Hanukkah he makes sure you get the best presents and NEVER lets your presents break, always has them in pristine condition ! hates seeing you sad , it affects him more than he’d like to admit.. he also gives you his hat to wear when your a little down!

bakes and cooks with you, he’s pretty okay at cooking but if your bad it’s no problem! he’s willing to teach you the 3 dishes he knows how to make LMAO. If your better than him at cooking? EVEN BETTER, teach him! but he’ll be a little embarassed to learn stuff from his little sibling

having trouble with homework? he’s on it! he won’t let you cheat on anything, but he’ll help you and guide you to the right answer.

Never let’s people talk shit about you or make fun of you, he will fr fight his friends if they dare to do that.

heya! thanks for requesting, i haven’t been really willing to write lately but this got me off my booty!!! i really should open my tf2 and scp foundation reqs.

sorry again i couldn’t do team craig! i hope these were good enough, feel free to request this again some time if i’m ever active again! <3

#（✿ ◞◟）🫧 marj writes! ﹒ #south park x reader platonic #south park x reader #south park #kyle brovlofski x reader #kyle broflovski #eric cartman x reader #eric cartman #stan marsh x reader #stan marsh #kenny mccormick x reader #kenny mcormick x reader #kenny mccormick

[lilgoblinbitch]

the ones who live - ep. 5 SPOILERS!!!

hehehe it’s that time again for me to spill my emotions about this new episode :)

oh fuck me here we go

WHAT THE FUCK GABRIEL????? HOLY SHIT OMG OMG????? HELLO YOU CANT JUST LEAVE ME LIKE THAT

richonne supply runs always give me life omfg. and their little dinners by the fire… UGH I CANNOT

rick is so sexy jesus christ…

THE WAY HE LET HER GO FIRST THROUGH THE DOOR AAHHHH CHIVALRY IS NOT DEAD WHEN IT COMES TO RICK

OMFGGG HE SNUCK A NECKLACE FOR HER HELP

stop it. THE BAKING SODA SPEARMINT CALLBACK

“I WAS IN LOVE WITH MY SONS BEST FRIEND”. i can’t take this fluff. this is literally fanfiction writing I LOVE IT

the views are absolutely gorgeous omg???

EW WTF ARE THOSE LAST OF US LOOKIN ASS ZOMBIES

yeah you're pulling a gun on the wrong people HAHAHA

my tv parents said “um yeah i don’t think so BITCH”

“i’m peeing” LMAO I WOULD TOO IF I SAW RICK GRIMES

“us against the world” period.

GABRIEL WTF U DOING??? EW JADIS FUCK OFF GOODBYE

oh shit gabriel thinks rick’s dead and jadis is lying like the snake she is.

anne jadis whatever the fuck your name is — WAIT WHAT JADIS STOKES???? YOU NEVER MARRIED GABRIEL GOODBYE BITCH

AWWW RICK WANTING TO MARRY MICHONNE

gabriel is so wholesome i love him.

THIS EPISODE HAS MY HEART BEATING SO FAST LOL

omfg not this cunt again. jadis just die please just give up.

jadis you done failed once again. how does it feel to be a LOSER?

gabriel wtf why you kissing her… rosita did not die for that shit.

WHAT? WHAT??????? DID SHE KILL GABRIEL???

“i will die for the cause” ok good. bye!

no one gives a fuck about the echelon briefing ya dumb cunt (no one = me, btw)

her logic literally makes no sense. killing people to save humanity? that TOTALLY makes sense

NO MICHONNE STOP. NOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO GO HOME :(

i will kms i swear. i can’t do this.

“you’ve looked better” LMAO

i hate jadis i hate jadis i hate jadis

YES SHE DYING HEHEHHE YAY

ok cool gabriel isn’t dead 👍

“the crm is not the answer and they must end” PERIOD.

AWWW THE RING wait okay i kinda like her now

rick made his promise. he killed her. good job baby <3

AWWW STOP IT MY HEART. “it’s a broken world and you’re the only thing that puts it back together” IM CRYING PLEASE OMFG THEY GOT OFFICIALLY MARRIED YIPPIEEEE

awww poor gabriel :(

well holy goddamn. that was a rollercoaster. so glad richonne is stronger than ever <3

hope everyone enjoyed this episode as much as i did (episode four is still my favorite tho)

#the ones who live #towl spoilers #twd towl #the ones who live ep5 #rick grimes #richonne #michonne grimes #goblin speaks #michonne #rick and michonne #andrew lincoln #danai gurira #andy and danai

[likeprongstostars]

omegaverse hcs? for jegulus? please?

shouldn't have told you about my affinity for abo smh

i resonate with alpha james and omega regulus so these hcs are for them

beginning with scents

this is very specific but james smells like palo santo sticks (i DONT WANT to hear the word musky i will get a seizure)

regulus is something sweet i imagine home baked good something like that BC LISTEN... regulus grew up in a house not a home and he never believed he could truly find one but when he told james that he was just "yes but you have always smelt like my home" or something cheesy like that.

regulus is naturally not satisfied with his secondary gender since it feels like another pair of shackles. first his controlling family and now society views him as weak.

james is over the moon when he finds out he is an alpha bc in his mind this puts him in the role of caretaker and he cant wait to take care of his future mate

surprise to noone james is mad possessive in a way that everything thats his (*coughs* regulus) has to wear his scent and this was the case even before their figured their shit out

before they get together regulus would be too embarrassed to get scented by james and he would say he is going out and james would literally attack him and force his hoodie over regs head

regulus on the other hand is sneaky as fuck so he would hide a scented glove or something in james pocket so its like a repellent for every other omega lmao and james is just happy that for some reason regulus scent is always following him.

also they spend their first rut/heat without each other bc again they haven't figured themselves and they literally go insane without the other. im talking ruined rooms ripped sheets all that growling and marks on the walls

i feel like this is geting rlly long and i havent even brushed the surface but yeah im posting this before it gets out of control

#ratman tag #a/b/o jegulus #also sammy we talked abt this its favoured slick #not just slick

[nayaaatv]

jeonghan bf hcs ! <3

# : fluff ! and a tinsy bit suggestive if u like squint rlly hard

warnings ! : none, just like a bit of swearing ish

wc : 0.5k

a/n : my writers block is planning its next move i can feel it.

req by anon ! :)

sharing things is a must, by sharing things I mean clothes and accessories, by clothes and accessories I mean his clothes and your accessories. if you wear or have glasses... they are now also his glasses. he might go blind but it doesn't matter to him. he has a little stash of your hair clips. he loves it when you wear his clothes too, although he does tease you because of how big it looks on you. like when his sweaters look like they're swallowing you up its so cute to him.

he loves loves loves it when you play with his hair. even better when you style it. whether its for fun or he asked you to style it, he will willingly go out in public with whatever you come up with. one time he let you make cute pigtails with rainbow clips.. and wore it to practice, this man has no shame in your art.

only plays games fairly when it comes to you. when you win he loves seeing you so proud of yourself and when you lose he thinks your sulking is so cute and he's like teasing you for losing. the members despise you for being able to experience that side of jeonghan LMAOO

he loves your reaction when he randomly pulls away when you're making out or something. he always comes back though, he just loves seeing your confused face.

would definitely send you a concerning amount of heart emojis or a moving sticker when saying goodnight, and he will not sleep until you respond. he NEEDS you to send a heart back before he gets his beauty rest.

you guys like make vlogs out of your dates. 100% bc its for the shits and giggles. they're all so random its so funny LMAOO like your gonna see "unboxing the bts dolls and playing with them (with yn!)" or like "baking a cake (gone wrong, with yn!)". he always has to specify your with him even though he doesn't do this with anyone else and literally no one else sees these little diary entries LMAO. but its okay we can just pretend they're not taking up 80% of his icloud storage

always asks you to take a photo of him. he says its bc 'you're good at taking photos!!' but its actually because he loves how he is when he's with you. he smiles 10x more with you, not only that, his heart melts when he sees your smile behind the phone. you don't know that though hehe

if he has time he would buy you lunch and bring it you at your school or where you work. he memorizes your schedule by heart. since he probably cant cook for shit, he gives his love through this! there's always a little note on the bag too. "yn fighting! love u ;)" its a bit cheesy, but you're not complaining, right?

he loves feeding you food. like especially when you're tired he loves taking care of you like this. he really really wants you to know that he loves you so much so this is one of his ways of showing it. he thinks its cute how you open your mouth tiredly and chew on your food lazily. he feels useful in these moments, and you feel cared for. he'll do this anywhere too. at a restaurant? yes, at home? yes, at a family dinner? yes. he does not care at all, he loves it so much.

taglist ! : @guavagyu @stuckinmyhead5 @odetoyeonjun @starry-mins @pearlygraysky @enhacolor @khypods masterlist ᓚᘏᗢ - mingyu is next !

#seventeen x reader #seventeen fluff #seventeen scenarios #seventeen imagines #seventeen reactions #svt x reader #svt fluff #svt scenarios #svt imagines #svt reactions #jeonghan x reader #jeonghan fluff #jeonghan scenarios #jeonghan imagines #jeonghan x you #jeonghan x y/n

[riveranova]

(A/N): Part twooo! I really enjoyed making this - if you want to see more, it's just an ask away! 💙

The IkePri Guys as Roommates x GN! Reader - Part 2

Warnings: Lichts part is a little sad, still mostly crack

Characters: Chevalier, Luke, Yves, Jin, Licht, Leon, Ikemen Prince

Word count: 854

Chevalier Michel

,,you have a roommate? i thought that room was your storage room''

you forget that hes there too

never ever comes out of his room - and if he does its at night

obviously reading smh

when you guys moved in he was ready to murder for the bigger room (he has a lot of books ok? ok)

honestly, always ready to murder

keeps a clean room

has this motherly power to magically make things appear

,,what do you mean, my scarf is in that drawer, i looked there alrea- WHY IS IT IN THERE NOW''

does everything at night

is super fucking tired in the morning

ohhh nooo are those the consequences of his actionssss?

try to wake him up. come on. try it.

doesnt give a shit about school and aces everything

90/100 would roommate again

Luke Randolph

can he be my roomie pls

he smells SO GOOD

i imagine that he smells like honey (duh) with a mixture of grass and other herbs

very outdoorsy and forces you to be too

takes you hiking, swimming or just for a lil walk

makes sure that youre always taken care of

honestly, like a big brother

doesnt give a shit about school and it shows

if youre not making him, this man can and will fail all his classes

,,i'm not school smart - but i'm life smart!''

preach brother, preach

LIVES for your food

he could make some himself, but your food just feels cozy and warm and maybe its just the copius amounts of honey in there but he would murder for your cooking

Loves to cuddle but falls asleep when he does

100/100 would roommate again

Yves Kloss

there he is, my man

i want to live with him so bAD

smells good, looks good, bakes good THE WHOLE DEAL

isnt good with words and gets akward REALLY fast

he may act like he doesnt care about you but behind the scenes--

i wouldnt say hes obsessed but like,,, kinda obsessed lmao

if you let him, he'll do your hair or your make up, your nails - bro would sit in front of your drawer for the entire evening just so he can find an amazing outfit for you

is never satisfied tho, so hes taking you out to buy clothes

hes a fashion major, obviously, so he uses the finished products for some of his sketches

i imagine him to be a pro with perfumes

will throw things at you if you pull all-nighters again (ofc still insisting that he doesnt actually care and that youre just too loud)

,,i made too much tea... and uh, baked too much. you'll have to eat some with me so it doesnt get bad.''

judges you, but like friendly

,,that shirt is so ugly. *long pause* you look good tho-''

80/100 would roommate again

Jin Grandet

sigh

i wrote a oneshot about it but like

dad jokes

BAD dad jokes

has one for every occasion and i BET my left boob that he has a little journal where he writes every single on down

its his little treasure and youre not allowed to touch it, ever (you cant spoiler yourself yk)

player™

not like Nokto tho, hes more of a gentleman

no touching you, just looking (no shame)

besides all that, i think that hes a great roommate to have

because hes a little older, he has great advice for literally any situation

listens and if you want to, he talks too

can be very serious and wants the best for you and his friends in general

do you get why hes one of my favorites

god i love him (this is 100% objective ofc)

1000/100 would (please) roommate again

Licht Klein

ayyy its that other guy

hes really, really quiet

studies a lot, sometimes too much

you sometimes have to remind him that he has to take care of himself

doesnt think highly of himself, so he tries to make it up with academic success

i relate a lot to Licht, so i imagine that you both would have really deep talks about life and everything

like, its 3am on a school day and both you sit in the living room, cuddled up in blankets and just talk

kinda like Yves, he acts like he doesnt care but always listens in the end

you need something and he doesnt want to help? bribe him with sweets and youre good

spends a lot of time with Notko but never brings him back home

mostly to save you some very annoying flirting

100/100 would roommate again

Leon Dompteur

the man, the myth, the one

goes for a walk every morning at 5am sharp

very athletic, yes yes

has zero shame and walks around without his shirt after he showers

did it on accident at first (he just forgot) but after he realized that your reactions to it where kinda funny, he does it just to fuck with you

can be serious, but chooses not to

life is short so he wants to live it to the fullest

he invites you to a lot of his trips

theme parks, the pool - youre always included

has a shit ton of friends and hates when he cant see them for long

hes that one extroverted friend that just runs around and adopts introverted people into his circle

i think that hes a little bit of a himbo tho

gets a ton of chocolate on valentines day and just goes ,,i have great friends, look - they thought of me! :D''

nothing is akward for this man, nothing

90/100 would roommate again

#cybird ikemen #ikemen series #ikemen prince #leon dompteur #licht klein #jin grandet #yves kloss #luke randolph #chevalier michel #ikepri #ikepri headcanons #ikemen x reader #gn! reader

[midnxght-sweet-time]

Beta Riddle fic??????? 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

Im on my knees pls tell us more 👉👈

Yes Im working on a Beta Riddle fic-

I swear I have scour the whole entirety of social media and have only found TWO fics of Beta Riddle and about five fanarts at best. IM DESPERATELY CRAVING FOR SOME BETA RIDDLE EVEN IF HIS NOT CANON- I WANT HIM AS LIKE A SIDE CHARAC OR SMTHG T^T

On that note, i have decided the best way is to just feed myself. Dont get me wrong I love the strawberry ant boi we have now but like-

The concept of Riddle? Being spoiled and bratty???

Can no one see how unhinge he couldve been? How even more satisfying it will be to defeat him when he OB?

Sadly my fic wont include any OB (unless I think of an idea to shove it in) but I'll give a brief— I always wondered how we would have to sympathize with Riddle even if he is a spoiled brat. Cuz keep in mind the whole goal of Twst is to litterally tame all these rowdy hormonial teens with i s s u e s.

Beta Riddle out of all them— if we replace him with canon Riddle into the canon universe, seems like the most well off dorm leader compare to the rest. Until when you realize, sometimes even the most brattiest person, the one who has been given alot since childhood can be neglected.

Aksjaksjaksk ALLOW ME TO BRAINROT RANT— I see Beta Riddle as touch starved- (as he should be lmao cuz twst is a 'non otome game' right ?) He was given everything as a child. He had a choice to not study, he got all the most expensive luxuries, all the toys, got a tart for his birthday, etc etc. What every child dream off- hell I wont be surprise beta Riddle's mom lets him eat ice cream before dinner.

But the one thing Riddle has never been given all throughout his life, was genuine care.

Cheesy ik- but heres what I hced/imagined:

Ever since young, beta Riddle is just as isolated as canon Riddle. Only the reason his so isolated is because his homeschooled by a hired teacher. His mother is always away busy with work so she never had much time for him. She spoils him with toys and gifts he wants to keep him happy but never bothered making time to give him what he needs. I imagined beta Riddle as a child used to be as hardworking at canon Riddle but overtime when he realized his efforts were only glossed over by his mom, he slowly starts to despise studying. Its like Leona's case where, he knows his mom wont even celebrate with him no matter how many A's he filled up his exams.

Might as well stop trying and seek attention elsewhere which is why when he came to NRC, the first time he ever get a chance to be in a crowd or what was considered public. He probs took the role as dorm leader of Heartslabyul because the old leader was a sticker for rules which is why it was so easy to grab that position when you can just cheat. Besides.. it doesnt seem the dorm members care much for these rules. Just break them all and call it a day.

Yes he has a chance to be with Trey and Chen'ya but they feel more like servants to him then friends. Especially Trey. But what can they do? They cant tell if Riddle cares for them enough to listen to them. And besides, Chen'ya probably gets a kick in making Riddle mad and flustered while Trey is just the 'I dont get paid enough for this shit—' babysitter. We already know Trey didnt bother stepping up to Riddle and smack some sense into him til he OB, tf is my baker boi gonna do with this bratty boi? Just let the man bake his tarts and be a malewife. All that problem solving goes to the one darling Riddle falls for and is desperately seeking their attention even if it were an act of defiance or looks of disgust >;3

This fic will take me a couple of weeks or more to complete cuz I only have the planning on board but how I will execute this writing will be slightly difficult.

#yandere riddle rosehearts #twisted wonderland riddle #twst riddle #riddle rosehearts #riddle x reader #riddle twisted wonderland #riddle twst #disney twisted wonderland #twisted imagines #twisted wonderland #twst #twst fanfic #beta riddle #beta riddle rosehearts #twst beta riddle

[4thenookie]

random hcs 2/??

more random shit i wrote in the middle of the night

puppeteer kinda reminds me of scar from the lion king in terms of vibes..... i cant really explain it

helen is an unbothered king who just wants to do his art in peace but jokes on him there is no peace in that damn manor

BEN texts using a ridiculous amount of emojis

both nina and toby use cat emojis. is it ironic? unironic? who knows

ej does have a phone but there's no point bc its always dead and he doesn't even know how to use it

when it is actually charged he leaves it lying literally anywhere and doesn't look at it ever so when he gets tired of everyone's shit and falls off the map for a bit no one can contact him lmao (i hc he's more of an ally than a permanent resident)

(i stole this from someone else sorry whoever it was) sally likes to bake

smile dog?? more like rabid attack dog jesus

bro puts toby to shame smh

clockwork is a girlboss who doesn't take shit from anyone and i love her for that

for some reason i can see ej and nina being friends???? idk tho bc ejs just chill w everyone (no one dares to fuck w him)

toby and nina friendship real!!!!

omg omg omg bc ej can't use a phone BEN is always tryna help him out and jack just doesnt care.... an unlikely friendship-ish forms?

jane is really lovely but shes super intimidating yk? like she seems terrifying but shes like everyones mom friend

brian is (ironically) a very proficient climber (bc his actor does/did climbing!!)

tim is like a dad when it comes to technology but somehow he runs a tumblr account he posts on once a year or something

nina has an active tiktok account

sally doesnt really have a bedtime but you know who does? JEFF. i just KNOW he does just like i KNOW he has multiple sleep masks including one from claires w a unicorn on it or something that BEN gave him as a joke but its his fav

slenderman looks like he sleeps in a cap and nightgown. if he sleeps at all, that is

i'll leave it at that for now :)

#creepypasta #creepypasta headcanons #eyeless jack #ben drowned #ticci toby #nina the killer #jeff the killer #i wont tag tim n brian bc i dont like crosstagging lol

[prettyvacanttt]

Look at my cute lil piece🔮🍃💖

#i was so excited lmao if you cant tell #al got it for me as soon as it dropped online because it sold out fast as shit and he knew i really wanted it heheh #when it came that day i was smoking in the livingroom high as shit and then my wayy cuter super bong got dropped off right at my doorstep #i was super pumped so i had to take a super baked super excited video for my sisters and then i got soooooo high #the amount of smoke this lil fucker holds is killer its probably my favorite piece even if cleaning it takes a lil longer than usual

[libraryofloveletters]

Royal!Lance Stroll please, i love how you portray he can be vulnerable to his significant other. Behind the close door on holiday all he want is to cuddle and nuzzle. cant imagine how soft he’s gonna be in cabin on a snow day the peacefulness destroyed when scotty came knocking on a door bringing anything but trouble 😈 but he loves his sister soo….

“NO! You nearly burnt down the kitchen last year trying to bake!” This would be the perfect prompt i think (?)

thank you so much! I feel like we see hints of lover boy lance but he's so private about his life, I’m just making shit up as I go lmao // prompt 5: “NO! You nearly burnt down the kitchen last year trying to bake!”  

Snow covered the cottage, the two of you hiding away from the holiday press photos and all the coverage they wanted to put out. Lance had convinced you to pack a bag and you two snuck out early that morning, making your way down the the cottage at the end of the property. 

“Hear that?” He asks, walking over with two mugs. You look up from your book, resting it page down on your lap. “Hear what?” 

“Exactly,” he sets the mugs down on the table. “Peace and quiet.” Lance smiles, sitting beside you on the couch. “Do you think they’re looking for us?” He asks, watching as you get up and walk to the window. 

“I don’t think so.”  You peek outside, snow covered the previously green grass and white was all you could see for miles. 

The cottage doors were behind you and the windows faced the castle. You felt his arms wrap around you, his chin on your shoulder. “We can hide out all Christmas.” 

“I do think they might notice if we're gone that long-” You’re cut off by the door opening and you two both turn to see who was coming in. 

Scotty shook the snow out of his hair as he walked in, a basket over his arm. Chloe followed in behind him and shut the door, neither seemed to notice you two standing in the living room. 

“Oh hi,” Scotty says once he sees you two. “What are you guys doing here?” Chloe asks, setting the basket on the counter after she takes it from her fiancé. 

“Could ask you the same,” Lance says, the two of you joining them in the kitchen. Chloe was emptying the basket; flour, butter, sugar, baking powder, chocolate chips, as if she was going to bake something. 

“I was going to bake-” Scotty starts but Lance cuts him off, “NO! You nearly burnt down the kitchen last year trying to bake!” 

You and Chloe exchange glances, trying not to laugh at the bickering boys. “How about Chloe and I bake?” You suggest and Scotty shook his head no, “I want to do it, I learnt a new recipe and everything.” 

“Okay, go ahead then.” 

Chloe gives your arm a squeeze, “help him before he actually burns down the kitchen ?” She whispers to you and you nod, smiling. 

The two siblings finding their way to the couch to gossip about the upcoming holiday gala while you attempted to get scotty not to pout the entire container of chocolate chips into the bowl. 

Quiet, hidden away, just the four of you; all was right in the world. 

#holiday extravaganza blurbs <3 #lance stroll #lance stroll x reader

[baconcolacan]

How AK would be in his teenage years? Does he has any hobbies? Did Arthur develop any traits from Tom and Tord?

AK would start getting a sense of wanderlust when he's a teenager, he just cant stay still, he keeps wanting to go places, and often gets intense cabin fever (lol). He starts joining his parents on their morning jogs to shed off some of that energy but its basically not enough.

AK takes after Tom when it comes to his privacy and personal space, and his dramatic bitch tendencies would stem from Tord's showmanship/leadership skills. And of course, his impulsiveness and want to have as much chaotic personal fun comes from both. So he's basically shaping up to be a shady car salesman type with secret ties to a crime syndicate lmao. AK likes spending time in airsoft camps and has his own custom BB gun (because Tord is strict about him getting a license at 21 before owning any real guns himself). He has a baking hobby because he really likes sweets and decided he should just make the stuff he likes himself. He also spends a lot of time in the forest as a Hound, and helps Tord out with hunting sometimes, which helps with his more aggressive, animalistic, tendencies. He can't play instruments for shit, but he's pretty good at the drums, which concerns Tom because he might develop tinnitus. He told Tord once that he wanted to go busking, to which Tom replied from the other room "How?? If you consider a noise complaint busking, be our guest." "I can sing!" "What a war cry???"

Sidenote: he also gets his snide bitch side from Tom.

#asks #skazochnikdoma #ew Stay AU #AK and Tom get that typical Parent vs Teen dynamic lmao #Tord is the parent with zero spine when it comes to his kid so he just tries to wither away when AK asks him for things #esp when Tom is giving him a LOOK #AK: Dad can I get a motorbike?? #Tord *sweating*: Uh #Tom: *intense staring at his husband* #Tord: Ask your dad