#they can’t stop sneezing

[charm-03]

ARE YOU GOING TO JOIN ME?

They sneezed as they opened the door, and again as they hung their coat up, and then twice more as they entered the living room where I sat.

"Bless you," I said sweetly as they came to sit beside me.

"Ah-pff’TCHOO!"

"Bless you again," I put my arm around their shoulders and kissed their temple. "You getting a cold?"

"There were three cats at dinner I…ah-pff’TISCHOOCHOO! Ugh. I’ve been sneezing all night…"

"Mmm…" I breathed as I stroked their hair.

They gave me a teasing smile as their nostrils quickly flared.

"Oh don’t do that…" I murmured as I nuzzled my face into their neck.

"CHOO! Do what?" they asked with the cutest giggle you’ll ever hear.

"Tease me by trying to hold back…" my voice was muffled against their ear. "…You’re so hot baby…"

"I’m ah-Pff’CHOO! CHOO! Ugh. Look at me. I’m a mess…"

"No, you’re gorgeous…your laugh, your smile, your adorably pink nose…" I paused as they sneezed a quick double, "…and your sneezes, those drive me crazy…you know that…"

"You should have been there tonight…ahh-PFF‘CHOO!"

"Ohh…" I practically moaned.

"That’s what it was all…CHOOCHOO!…the entire time…who needs three cats…Uhh…CHOO!"

"Bless you honey…"

"Mmphx…I’m glad you’re enjoying this…"

I smiled and ran my fingers through my hair. "I really am…if you’re not suffering…"

They paused, their eyes shut tight with a mouth that was hanging open. They were breathing heavier than before.

As I watched they sucked their breath in, and a tear ran from the corner of their eye.

"AHH-PFF’CHOO! Het’CHIEW! CHIEW! Ohh……! CHHG’CHOO! CHOO! I’m tired of this now…"

I ran my hand over their hair.

"Why don’t you take a shower and go to bed babe," I said softly. They nodded, and then kissed me before letting three hard sneezes out into my collarbone. "Oof…"

They stood, sneezing once more.

"Are you going to join me?"

"I thought you’d never ask," I grinned. "Oh and baby?"

"Ah-pff’CHOO! Yeah my love?"

"Bless you."

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❤️ thanks for reading lovelies ❤️

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[the-travelling-witch]

Mc: *sneezes*

Mammon, leaning towards Levi, whispering: What does it mean when humans do that?

Levi, whispering back: I think they just took a screenshot

#“but the demons in game sneeze too—” #okay and #when has canon ever stopped me #/silly #i just think it’s way funnier if the different species have these stupid differences #(see my ‘demons can’t eat salt’ hc) #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me nightbringer #obey me mc #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me crack #om! shall we date #om! mc #om! mammon #om! leviathan

[sneezarify]

Fuuuuuck I’m horny.

He keeps sneezing. He was sat in the middle seat of the car, me to the right and someone on the left…. so we were all tightly packed together.

I felt everything. His shaky inhale as his hands went up to cover his mouth. Then I experienced something so sexy I’ve never experienced before. I felt the intense gush of “sneeze breeze”blasting out from the sides of his cupped hands as a result of his HUGE sneezes. I nearly combusted.

#snzario #sneeze kink #snz fet #snzblr #im so damn lucky #He won’t stop sneezing #And it’s driving me wild #His sneezes can’t be missed #even when I’m not sitting next to him #Because they’re so fucking big #He has no shame and will never stifle #And he can’t really quieten them anyway #Fuuuuuuuuck #squeezing my legs together just watching him play with his poor itchy nose between sneezes #Help me #Why do you do this in group settings? #I always want to feel your sneeze breeze #I can’t believe I’ve unlocked a new snz fantasy

[sheauz]

had to walk home all bruised up now I’m looking at my bloody hands realizing that I do in fact have an alcohol problem

#nothing happened I just took a weird and bad fall is all #also unrelated but I think I’m starting to get a cold I can’t stop sneezing 🤧

[sapphicsnzs]

my climbing gym had an event today and there was a ton of chalk and glitter and it got to my nose so bad🫠

#snz blog #snz kink #snzblr #self obs #wlw snz #i actually couldn’t stop sneezing and i’m still so itchy #lmao it’s so funny trying not to sneeze mid climb #but it was so much fun i can’t even complain…i mean i wouldn’t complain anyways #anyways just me being a sneezy mess when i climb lol

[nakahras]

happy tuesday!!! hope allergies aren’t kicking all of your butts like it is mine (๑-﹏-๑)

#᯽. éli chronicles #i can’t stop sneezing #and my eyes are on fire #they also keep leaking #i look like i’ve been crying #my nose is so runny too #and itchyyyy #i feel like i might die #sjdjsjnxnsjxnsnnd

[starswirly]

HI I JUST CLEANED MY DESK AND SHELVES DOES ANYONE WANT TO SEE MY VARIOUS COLLEVTIONS ESPECIALLY MY ROCK COLLECTION PLEASE PLEASE PLSAE

#random ramblings #As you can see #my rock collection is my pride and joy #AND MOW IT HAS ITS KWN SPACE ON THE SHELF!!!!! #Also I can’t stop sneezing from all the dust I inevitabily breathe din #This thing hasn’t been cleaned since like. #2017ish maybe??? #A long ass time lemme tell you #Actually #It’s been cleaned a bit but this was like #full deep cleaning of the surface and shelves

[kitti-bun]

To be small enough to go inside a sick mess ridden giants nose… ughhhh 🥰

#I can’t stop thinking about it help #snzfucker #snz fet #sneeze thoughts #big nose #giantsnz #nose kink #micro

[snzluv3r]

i always forget how allergic to cats i am when i’m petting them but my nose always reminds me…i’ve been sneezing for a while with no end in sight & while it feels good i am so so itchy. being a little drunk is not helping the itchiness at all 😭

#my wavs #snz wav #sneezefucker #sneeze kink #im so itchy i can’t stop rubbing my nose #so so so itchy #it was worth it though

[charm-03]

Someone in the middle of a glorious fit telling us “I can’t stop sneezing”. 🥵

#sneeze #snz #sneezing fit #they can’t stop sneezing

[deklo]

I ALREADY FORGOT WE SPRANG FORWARD. IT’S STILL SO LIGHT OUT!!!!!!

#can’t stop sneezing. we are so back (spring time)

[cahootings]

I think im getting sick and im already annoyed because apparently it’s a sneezer. the most annoying kind

#I can’t stop sneezing today it’s really getting on my nerves #it’s still a little too soon to know if it’s just my allergies or not but I feel. kind of like shit. in a not allergies way 😒

[wizardcurse]

feel like I could be coming down with a cold

#I miss being able to breathe through my nose. one of lifes greatest pleasures #I can’t stop sneezing #.txt

[rinhaler]

I officially want a pink blog today :)

#🧚🏽‍♀️ — luxe chit chat #good morning everyone! #my tummy hurts #I have so much to do but also not really #like I wanna clean my rooms #I have a cabinet to put together #I wanna finish toxic!megumi #ughhhh I can’t stop sneezing #it’s also VERY early so I’d love to go back to sleep #gonna pee and see if I can sleep some more hehe

[bunwhispers]

“Allergies are only a human problem. If you’re going to act like a dog, stop complaining!”

Excuse me? You think only humans can have allergies? I feel really bad for the pets you have if you don’t seem to realize that they also have allergies!

Allergies aren’t just a human thing! Stop making everything into a human thing! Not everything needs to involve humans!

Ripping your throat out with my teeth! Going feral over the “you want to be a dog so bad and yet you complain about allergies” shit. Allergies aren’t just a human thing!!!! Maybe the next time your dog is struggling to breathe do something to help rather than pointing and laughing!

Do you know how hard it is to breathe through a stuffy nose and long maw? How hard it is to have it not do anything but sit there??

My teeth hurt from the cold air, eating is impossible! And you’re going to tell me I’m a faker for struggling with allergies? Wow!!

I hate humans!

#bunwhispers #alterhuman #canine theriotype #canine therian #therian thoughts #therian community #theriantype #therians #therianthropy #it’s not just a human thing stop treating allergies as just a human thing #that’s like telling me a dog can’t be allergic to a food and then you hand them that food #I’m sorry that I keep sneezing and having breathing troubles

[sneezarify]

Colds are so pathetic. A sniffly, stuffy, runny nose is so dumb…. and make your voice and breathing sound even sillier. (I really can’t think of much more pathetic than snot rockets) Raspy, tiring sneezes… accompanied by throats too tender to swallow, even though suddenly you need to every second, (having never needed to before in your life). Needing to use a tissue is all the time so pitiful. Sore heads, unable to think, unable to handle bright lights. Tiny tickly coughs & nighttime coughing fits, really really pathetic.

All that and yet you’re actually so … not ill?!

wtf.

#i’m sick #again #how is this happening #My head hurts #i can’t think or focus #Can’t stop sneezing #In messy pathetic doubles #But gonna drag myself out today with a pack of tissues #Can you tell I don’t like colds 😂 #snz kink #snzfucker #snz fet #snz blog #cold sneezes #snz #messy sneezes