#they already know they’re just in denial 😭😭

[masonreds]

I have a request for an Instagram au, it would be Black Caribbean reader and Mason soft launch

✨Greece Diaries - Social Media AU✨

hi my love, i hope you enjoy this and sorry if doesn’t fit to your standard I’ve never done anything for a different ethnicity. I thought I would change it up and make it holiday vibes because I did soft launch last week and let’s ignore the bits where Mason has brown hair, let’s just pretend it’s blonde again. AND I’m so sorry it’s late, I didn’t realise I would have plans 😭😩 nevertheless I hope you enjoy this ❤️

sorry to keep apologising I get nervous when posting requests. It’s too stressful for me 😭

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yourusername I’m such a fool for you..

user1 WHO IS THIS OMG?

user2 where are you? It looks beautiful 🤩

⤷ user3 it looks like Greece 🇬🇷

⤷ ynupdates I THINK I KNOW WHO IT IS?!

⤷ user4 already??

⤷user5 let’s be respectful and wait and whenever y/n wants to share who it is she’s with.

user3 how’s y/n gonna soft launch without giving any facial descriptions of him

⤷ maya_ him?? she’s with me guys, sorry to burst your bubble

⤷ yourusername can confirm this is correct 😌

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Twitter

Instagram

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ynupdates According to FootballersWAGS on Twitter they’re both in Greece. Is this Y/N’s mystery man???

user6 As much as I’d like this to be true there’s nothing that suggests they’re together. They could just be coincidentally in Greece together

⤷ user4 is that your denial and jealousy talking? ⤷ user6 neither babe, I’m just not delusional like the rest of you

⤷ user4 its not delusion it’s called stating facts babe

⤷ user3 OKAY CAN YOU GUYS STOP FIGHTING OVER SOMETHING THAT MAY NOT EVEN BE TRUE!!!

masonfan he’s so 😍

⤷ masonupdates FR!! like Y/N’s a lucky lady! ⤷ ynsupdate Y/N’s lucky? LOOK AT HER!!🤩

user7 they will look so cute together if this is true

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Greece Diaries 📔

masonupdates replied to your story: OMG THAT IS MASON!!! You can’t tell me otherwise!

masonmount replied to your story: feeling brave are we?

⤷ I let my impulsive thoughts take over and now I kind of regret it but it’s too late now 👀

masonmount replied: don’t worry, I’ve got your back angel ❤️

⤷ you’re cute when you want to be 🥹🥰

masonmount replied: excuse you? rude 🙄

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masonmount All we got is us, when nobody does, I got you you 🤍

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ynupdates I WAS RIGHT OMG AHH!!

user3 the first picture..lord give me strength

lukeshaw why did I not know about this? 🧐

⤷ anouskasantos where have you been? everyone knew about this Luke

⤷ masonmount I’m just sneaky 😈

⤷ yourusername you are NOT sneaky

maya_ I’m just pushed to the side eh. the other woman ☹️

⤷ yourusername I’m sorry my love 😔

user8 I don’t know if I want to be y/n or mase

masonfan2 THEY ARE GOING TO BECOME THE NEXT IT COUPLE

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#mason mount x reader #mason mount #mason mount imagine #mason mount smut #mason mount blurb #mason mount instagram au #mason mount fluff #mason mount story #mason mount x y/n #mason mount fic #mason mount fics #mason mount fan fic #mason mount fanfic

[cleargasm]

me when i tell my parents i’m trans after getting top surgery without telling them

#csm #chainsaw man #denji #they already know they’re just in denial 😭😭 #this is a shitpost anyways #denji csm

[ddejavvu]

hi! I have a request for Criminal Minds…

It’s Dom!Spencer x fem or afab reader where they’re fucking and reader is sooooo gone that she’s not even catching Spencer’s degradations and praises anymore and just says stuff like ,,you’re so pretty,, or sucks his fingers without a single CARE in the world.

IM GOING TO HELL IM SORRY 😭 also, if you happen to do this, can I be “🏹” anon? apologies if you don’t do emoji anons, ignore this if you don’t. Thanks anyway! Love your writing I’m your biggest fan <3

this post is 18+, minors dni.

warning for ooc spence: i get you dom!spencer fans and this one's for you <3 but the man had to ashamedly whisper the word 'bitch' while reading it off of evidence from a crime scene so i don't think this one is really in character 💔💔💔 hopefully it's good though <3

Everything about Spencer is divine. The hair that hands in caramel-colored waves around your face, tips tickling your skin and only offering more stimulation to an already overwhelming experience. His lips, pink and plump that suckle ravenously at your neck, leaving stinging patches in their wake that won't heal for days. His cock, impressively thick and moderately long, stretching your drooling cunt and bumping rapidly against a spot so deep inside of you you're not sure you knew it existed. His fingers, long, slender, and veined, laying heavy on your tongue and putting pressure on its base so that you gag. Drool spills out around his digits as your body shakes from the force of his thrusts, and the gentle, soothing hum of his voice is with you only in sound, not in meaning.

You're too far gone to recognize the words spilling from his lips as he fucks you, terms like 'slut', 'dirty', 'filthy', and 'dumb' that, on a normal day, would send you into a stammering, blushing mess of denial and excuses. But now you're basking in his saccharine tone, letting his words wash over you and evaporate before your fucked-out brain has time to process them.

"Everyone thinks you're a genius," Spencer croons, sucking hard at a spot against your throat as he jams his fingers onto your tongue, "They say I'm lucky to have found you, 'cause you can keep up with me. But I know the truth, angel." He holds your hip in place with a single calloused hand, "You go dumb on my cock. That's all it takes, isn't it? Just a few. short. minutes." He punctuates his accusations with particularly rough thrusts, "And I've got you braindead on my dick."

"Is that true, baby?" He asks, kissing his way up your jaw and tracing the curve with the stiff tip of his tongue. You're whimpering around the three fingers he's stuffed in your mouth, lips desperately milking them like you would his cock. He curls them on your tongue, pressing down so your speech is garbled, "Answer me, honey. You go stupid for me, don't you?"

"Love you," You manage to blabber, drool spilling from your lips as you speak around his fingers. You're a spluttering mess, spit pooled in your mouth that coats Spencer's digits and seeps down your chin. You suckle at him like a man starved, and the pressure actually starts to hurt between the wayward lapping of your tongue at the pads of his fingers, "Love you- Spence, love you."

He feels your cunt clench around his dick, your body seemingly in tune with the single goal of sucking him dry. He muffles a groan into the crook of your neck, wondering if you'll ever remember the filthy way he's speaking to you now.

The words are harsh, but they're used endearingly, and he hums them into your neck with a kiss, like it's a compliment, "Dumb slut."

#spencer reid #spencer reid x reader #spencer reid imagine #spencer reid scenario #spencer reid oneshot #spencer reid one-shot #spencer reid one shot #spencer reid headcanons #spencer reid headcanon #spencer reid hc #spencer reid hcs #spencer reid fanfiction #spencer reid fanfic #spencer reid fic #spencer reid blurb #spencer reid drabble #spencer reid dialogue #spencer reid fluff #spencer reid x reader fanfiction

[abbyromanoff]

could u do a golden retriever/black cat dynamic with maria or nat, where R is the golden retriever so everyone assumes they’re the bottom, but its actually the complete opposite?

GOLDEN GIRL

PAIRINGS: Maria Hill x reader

WORD COUNT: 859

WARNINGS: smut, car sex, bottom!reader, subspace, Mommy (M), if yall can’t tell i have mommy and daddy issues with the amount of mommy/daddy kinks i write, innocent!R, fingering, pet play, public sex, cunnilingus, making out, dirtbag!Maria, praise kink, degrading kink, kinda dumbficfation, think that’s all :)

NO ONE IS PERMITTED TO STEAL, COPY, OR REBLOG MY WORK AS THEIR OWN!!

I COMPLETELY FORGOT TO MAKE IT BOTTOM!MARIA 😭😭 MY NEXT MARIA FIC WILL MAKE UP FOR IT ANON I PROMISE

“Are you sure about this?” You sat on the woman’s lap, nervous glances being sent each way. Her hand came to your cheek, her thumb rubbing small, gentle circles to ease your fear.

“Of course, my love. I promise you, no one’s going to see us.” The car had tinted windows, blocking anyone’s insight but gifting you the ability to see anyone nearby.

“But my parents-“

“They won’t notice you’re gone, okay? We won’t get caught.” You hesitantly agreed, sucking in a breath as you allowed her to guide your hips against her waist. Her jeans teased your covered cunt, the cold, metal button sending shocks through your body and causing you to whimper. Your grip fell upon her shoulders, your panties being pushed to the side by Maria’s wandering fingers.

“Pinky promise?” She linked her pinky with yours, kissing the tip before doing the same to your lips, leaving you with a goofy grin and cheeks bright red.

“Pinky promise.” You trailed your hands down, asking for permission with your eyes before you dipped your hands beneath her shirt, cupping her breasts and choking out a moan as her thumb pressed against your clit. She smirked, leaning forward as she connected her chapped lips with the skin of your neck, creating a suction that left dark markings along the area, and she knew you’d whine and groan about it later on. If your parents saw, they’d kill her. They never liked her in general, many people don’t, but knowing she was having sex with their child and ruining their sweet doves' innocence would only cause harsher amounts of bile in their throats.

“Did that feel good?” She asked when receiving a loud moan, your lips parting as your hips sped up. Her fingers teased your hole, dipping in and out in anticipation that riled you up.

“Mhm!” You bit your tongue to silence the threatening sound, but she wasn’t having it.

“No, baby, I want to hear you.” You threw your head back, but she slowly eased you forward by your chin, and your gaze soon met her hazy one. The windows began to blur along with your mind, and drool trailed on your lip.

“Awh, has my puppy gone dumb already? I thought you were my smart little mutt, I guess I was wrong.” You shook your head quickly. She hissed as you tugged on her nipples accidentally, but you barely even noticed.

“No, I-I’m ‘mart, Mommy.” She hummed, and you could tell she didn’t believe you. You stuffed your head in her neck, sniffing her sweet scent with a smile.

“Mommy’s dumb pup, huh? Is that what you are, sweetheart?” You sniffled and shook your head once again, whimpering as two fingers slowly eased into you. You mumbled out your denial, but she only chuckled your way.

“Shh, just bounce on Mommy’s fingers.” You did as told, whispering incoherent pleas as she added a third finger. She shushed you every time you tried to speak, insisting you weren’t of the intelligence level to form a functional thought.

“M-Mommy- g’nna…cum.” You told her, earning a pout of her lips in response. She pulled on your hair, forming a ponytail as she did so. Allowing your head to loll back as she kissed her way up to your ear, nibbling softly on the skin as she spoke,

“You better not fucking cum. Only I can give you permission, got that?” You nodded slowly, crying out with a pained sob as she forced you to ride her faster. She repeatedly hit your g-spot, and you could’ve screamed from the large amount of pleasure she gifted you.

“You think you can decide that on your own, hm? You think Mommy doesn’t matter anymore?”

“No, Mommy, I- I didn’t me-mean to-“

“You don’t need Mommy’s help anymore, is that it? Are you suddenly a big girl, you can think on your own?” You fought the coil building in your stomach with hopes of her approval.

“I-I need you, I do! I nee’ yo’ so b-bad, Mommy!” She chuckled darkly, letting go of your hair and interlacing a hand with yours. She slowly eased you off of her, and you whined pitifully as a result. She guided you to rest on the floor, her body towering over yours as she sat in front of you.

“That’s it, good girl.” She dragged out the praise. “Now, get to work, we don’t have all night.” She guided your face to her now bare skin and your lips met her clit in an urgent manner, desperate to feel her cum all over you.

You were unable to notice the camera aiming in your direction, or the crowd erupting out of the doors that you were parked in front of. But she did. She noticed everything, but she denied letting you do the same. But that was okay, you’d do anything she wanted. It was only fair for how well she took care of and protected you. After all, she was your Mommy, she’d go to any extent to keep you safe, and you’d go to any extent to make her as happy as you could.

#maria hill x you #maria hill angst #maria hill x fem!reader #maria hill fluff #maria hill x reader smut #maria hill x reader #maria hill imagine #maria hill smut #maria hill marvel #maria hill #maria hill x gender neutral reader #maria hill x reader angst #maria hill x fem!reader smut #maria hill x y/n #marvel #marvel x reader #marvel fanfiction #marvel smut

[sixeyescurseuser]

Imagine teachers Goge. First years Yuji and Nobara have just enrolled and they only know Gojo as “Gojo-sensei.”

Then they meet Geto-sensei who is in charge of the second years but handles a lot of the first years’ classroom lessons.

Geto-sensei keeps referring to a “Satoru” as if Nobara and Yuuji should know who that is?? 🤔

“I know this is a lot of information to memorize, but trust me that diligent studying with methods that work for you will help you tremendously on your exams,” Geto explains. “Not all of us can learn all of this from a young age like Satoru. Lord knows he’s also been gifted photographic memory.”

Megumi sighs dramatically.

Nobara is focused on her phone and Yuji is nodding like he actually understands these "Satoru" references.

It’s partially Gojo’s fault because he just introduced himself as “Gojo-sensei” and partially Geto’s fault because he assumed the new students knew Satoru was their Gojo-sensei…😭

One time, Geto’s phone rings and he quietly answers it: “What is it, Satoru?”

Oh, context clues! Yuji and Nobara at least know their Geto-sensei seems to be close to this Satoru.

Are they…??

Is Geto-sensei in a relationship?

Nobara brings it up to Gojo on one of their missions.

“Gojo-sensei, is Geto-sensei in a relationship?” She asks.

Gojo visibly glitches, choking on a piece of daifuku. Nobara and Yuji give him puppy eyes, pleading for an answer, while Megumi has gone MIA.

Gojo: “What makes you ask that?”

Nobara: “Believe it or not, Geto-sensei is quite a catch! He’s very well-spoken and polite. Super knowledgeable, handsome, and also a special grade! Who wouldn’t jump at a chance for a piece of that?”

Megumi: “Hold on-“

Gojo: “Interesting observations-“

Yuji jumps in: “Yeah yeah! But we also think he’s taken! Erm, well, he always mentions a ‘Satoru.’ Maybe that’s the name of his girlfriend?”

Megumi, under his breath: “A guy’s name?”

Gojo lasts about five seconds before he bursts into uncontrollable laughter.

Gojo: “How scandalous of Geto-sensei! Oh ho, a girlfriend indeed…You know, with news as groundbreaking as this, I believe you should ask him yourself. Get the nitty gritty details and all that.”

Yuji and Nobara: 🫡🫡

The next class period, before Geto can even rattle off the introduction to their lesson, Nobara’s hand shoots up into the air.

“Geto-sensei, I have an extremely dire question that cannot wait!”

Clearly taken aback, Geto holds his spot in their textbook with his finger on the page.

“Yes, Kugisaki?”

“Do you have a girlfriend? And if yes, is it this Satoru person you keep mentioning?” Nobara asks.

“I- excuse my language, but what the hell?” Geto blurts out, snapping the textbook shut. “Are you serious?”

Nobara snaps out a “How dare you think I’m never serious!” while Yuji comes in as back up.

“As serious as Fushiguro takes his academics, Geto-sensei! We recognize that you are a very attractive and capable adult, and hypothesized that the ‘Satoru’ you keep bringing up must be your girlfriend.”

Nobara nods along.

Megumi is trying to melt into the ground.

“We don’t mean to offend you, sensei. Just an honest question,” Yuji finishes. He then stands up and bows 90° for damage control.

Geto: “Okay guys, I hate to disappoint but I’m not answering this right now. Moving on to our lesson, which is what we’re all here for…”

After class, Yuji and Nobara are a bit bummed because they did exactly what Gojo-sensei suggested and they were left with nothing. No confirmation or denial. No answer at all.

Megumi has gone back to his room, leaving the other two first years to their own shenanigans.

Having had enough of classroom thinking for awhile, Yuji and Nobara decide to get some last-minute training in.

Except by the time they get to the training fields, they see two people already sparring like their lives depended on it - causing quite a ruckus.

It’s Gojo-sensei and Geto-sensei!

They’re so busy fighting that they don’t notice Nobara and Yuji, who quickly hide behind a tree.

Geto-sensei is yelling at Gojo-sensei too, something about putting dumb ideas into their students heads? And spreading false rumors ?

Finally, Geto-sensei manages to pin Gojo-sensei down in their hand-to-hand combat.

Geto sits on top of Gojo’s abdomen, restraining Gojo’s wrists to the ground. It’s here he leans down to boldly slip off Gojo’s blindfold, revealing bright blue crystalline eyes.

“You owe me, Satoru. Dinner’s on you tonight.”

Gojo just laughs, loud and happy, and says: “Fine. Whatever my dear Suguru wishes.”

He wiggles one of his hands free to tug Geto down by the nape, and their lips press together in a passionate kiss.

***

TBC

w/ @no-one-says-hi

#jjk #satosugu #geto suguru #gojo satoru #satosugu fluff #satosugu headcanon #jjk headcanon #satosugu fanfic #yuji itadori #nobara kugisaki #megumi fushiguro

[starbylers]

Rambling about things that’ve been said a million times but like…character’s final scenes in each season foreshadow what will be going on with them in the next season right? We’ve seen this. So by that logic we literally know what’s going to happen in s5. (In terms of character’s journeys, not talking about plot). Like we know for certain. They’re barely even theories to me anymore it’s just canon waiting to happen 😭. A huge amount of my Byler confidence comes from this tbh so if you need a little boost maybe this will help.

Dustin’s scene shows he is going to be grieving Eddie (we’ve already had confirmation of this I think so we know the pattern follows for s4 that final scenes are foreshadowing)

Lucas’ scene shows he will obviously be doing everything possible to care for and help Max

El’s scene shows she’s going to be focused on 1) saving Max & defeating Henry and 2) her family and having the support of her dad back

Caleb literally mentioned that Lucas & El’s relationship will be explored and we know Max is the thing that ties them together (the boyfriend and the best friend) so that’s another piece of evidence of s4 final scenes being foreshadowing

So it has to follow that Will & Mike’s scene shows they are definitely going to be working as a team

And if we take symbolism into account…

Their final one-on-one in s3 lingered on a shot of a blue telephone on yellow wallpaper & we know all about their s4 communication issues so yeah we’re absolutely taking symbolism into account

…that red flipped couch? They’re going to be in the upside down. Together. In the season where Will is going to have an emotional arc which will ‘tie the entire series together’. (Although even if the couch stuff was somehow incorrect the team part still stands).

To me the chances of M*leven being endgame in this scenario are so tiny they’re almost nonexistent? If next season was about showing how strong of a couple and how in love they are (which is basically the only place their story could really go atp if the intention was for them to be endgame), they would’ve had their final scene together! El would be sitting in Will’s place on the couch! Mike would be reaching into the light and grabbing El’s shoulder, symbolising that he’s choosing her.

The meaning behind this shot is so clear it’s almost funny like it literally looks like some magical celestial beam of light from heaven is shining down on where they’re connected

They wouldn’t be spending the season with their stories primarily focused on & tied to other people (“other people” being Mike’s literal other love interest!!!) if the show was trying to tell a story of them being this alleged central power couple working together and growing together in a loving, healthy, mature, supportive relationship. It’s completely illogical.

I feel like it’s so obvious that Mike and Will are at least going to be working together next season, and it’s incredibly weird to me that people even try and argue us on that point. Is it denial? Is it the fact that deep down, they are actually aware of how foreshadowing and logical story structure work and they’re scared that if they admit Mike and Will are going to be paired up, they’ll have to admit where the story is inevitably leading…?

#byler #anti mileven #and I’m sure it’s not just the Byler scene that involves symbolism I mean the story Lucas was reading Max is definitely an Easter egg #I haven’t looked into it but someone on here must have #and then there’s the final scene obviously #this isn’t a super thoughtful analysis sorry I have a bunch of stuff in drafts I’m just too tired to work on it atm 😭

[whitemancumslut]

BEST OF FRIENDS….

summary actress!singer!reader is best friends with the one and only harry styles. many suspect romance between the two… but can you blame them? here are some of their birthday post for each other throughout the years💕 face claim, gracie abrams

harrystyles

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harrystyles Happy birthday i guess…

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yourinstagram you love me tom

harrystyles Hate to admit it

harryfan101 you don’t hate to admit it

harryfan2 you love her you know it

harryfan3 tom????

harryfan4 it’s their nicknames😭😭 she’s jerry he’s tom and they both call each other ‘stinky’

ynfan1 y’all are in love admit it

ynfan2 HAHA “I GUESS” THEIR RELATIONSHIP IS SO CUTE

ynfan3 LITERALLY!!!

harryfan5 AWW

yourinstagram

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yourinstagram happy birthday stinky!! i love u lots

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harryfan1 STINKY!! AH THE NICKNAMES

ynfan1 AWWW HAPPY BIRTHDAY HARRY

ynfan2 YALL ARE SO CUTE

harryfan2 i aspire to have a friendship like theirs

harryfan3 same tbh

harrystyles Kisses to my Jerry❤️

harryfan3 KISSES??? HES TOO CUTE

harryfan4 i know she wishes they were real kisses..

yourinstagram you’re not wrong

ynfan3 WHAT .

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harrystyles Congrats, you’re a big girl now! Happy birthday stinky!

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yourinstagram Thanks big dog😊

yourinstagram my Tom so sweet

ynfan1 YOUR TOM😩😩 YOU GUYS ARE ADORABLE

ynfan2 DATE ALREADY HELLOOOO

ynfan3 LITERALLY LIKE

harryfan1 y’all they have a platonic relationship

harryfan2 almost siblings

ynfan4 WOAH…

ynfan5 siblings is pushing it

harryfan3 SIBLINGS?? THEY FLIRT WAY TOO MUCH TO BE SIBLINGS BYE

ynfan6 you’re in denial

harryfan4 OH MY GOSHHHH

harryfan5 i’m obsessed with you two

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yourinstagram EVEN THOUGH YOU DONT LIKE COOPERATING OR PAYING ME ANY MIND WHEN I SAY POSE— KISSES AND KISSES TO YOU!!! TO MANY MORE TOM<3

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harrystyles Thank you, Jerry x

harryfan1 Omg the nickname still stands yall!😭

harryfan2 I KNOW MY HEART!!!

ynfan1 TOM AND JERRY😭😭

ynfan2 HAPPY BIRTHDAY

harryfan3 no because he looks rlly good here

ynfan3 LITERALLY- THE HAIR😩😩

harryfan4 the way he’s just sitting there looking so fine😩😩

ynfan4 so effortlessly

harrystyles

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harrystyles Throwback to one of your first rehearsals! you were small!!! Happy birthday, tiny.

harryfan1 TINY?? A NEW NICKNAME GOD

harryfan2 IM CRYING THIS IS TOO CUTE

yourinstagram Very wholesome of you

harryfan3 MY HEART

ynfan1 MY BABIES OH MY

ynfan2 😭TINY

ynfan3 ik they are so cute irl with these nicknames

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yourinstagram Happy birthday sexy!!😊😊😊

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harrystyles Oh you’re too sweet angel!

yourinstagram Sense the sarcasm.

harryfan1 HAHAHA

harryfan2 SEXY??? OH GOD HERE WE GO

ynfan1 NO WAY THE VIDEO HAHAHA

ynfan2 okay but you’re right he’s sexy

harryfan3 now… at this point they’re feeding into it

ynfan3 okay and we’re hungry. they’re giving us what we need

harryfan4 THE VIDEO😭😭

harryfan5 NOOO I CANT HEAR IT WHAT DOES IT SAY???

harryfan4 it’s just y/n saying “stinky look at the camera.” and he just turns and smiles with a thumbs up that’s it😭😭

harrystyles

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harrystyles Happy birthday pretty angel❤️

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yourinstagram THANK YOUUU GORGEOUS BOY

harryfan1 y’all are in love

ynfan1 😭😭😭😭

ynfan2 I’m melting

ynfan3 PRETTY ANGEL. PRETTY ANGEL. I REPEAT PRETTY ANGEL.

harryfan2 GOSH SHE IMA CRY

harryfan3 NO WAYYY

harryfan4 she’s getting more attention/post then any of harry’s girlfriends ever

ynfan4 plot twist: she is the girlfriend

yourinstagram’s stories

harrystyles

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harrystyles Missing you a little extra right now. Happy birthday, pretty.

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harryfan1 i’m so emotional right now.

harryfan2 i can’t do this

ynfan1 PRETTY?? MY HEART GOSH IM MISSING TOM AND JERRY AND STINKY!!!

harryfan3 ME TOO

ynfan2 LITERALLY IM MISSING THE NICKNAMES

harryfan4 HE POSTED Y/N OH MY GOD

harryfan5 what’s sad is that they hardly see each other anymore. she’s filming more and he’s touring. she posted on her story this year. NO EVEN A POST.

ynfan3 the second slide is recent though right??

harryfan5 yes. that’s when they saw each other at Sarah’s birthday party.

ynfan4 OMG THE TEXT😭

yourinstagram ma stinkyyyy❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

harryfan6 THERE IT IS OMGG

ynfan4 BABIES OH MY GOD

ynfan5 i’m crying i’ve missed them so much. i can only go so long without them

ynfan6 this relationship is too good to be true

harryfan7 RELATIONSHIP???

harryfan8 platonic .

ynfan7 yeah they’ve been hanging out a lot since tour came to an end… very little details hint they’re definitely more than what they’re claiming

harryfan9 they aren’t claiming ANYTHING.

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yourinstagram stinky is old now:( happy birthday i love you. i love you. i love you. this is your year, H x

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harrystyles i love you.

harryfan1 okay now there’s no way that y’all rekindling ain’t make y’all realize your feelings.

harryfan2 wattpad shit for real

ynfan1 no way… WE SEE THE SAME THING RIGHT???

ynfan2 YES OH MY GOSH.

harryfan3 THIS IS NOT THE SAME WAY ANYMORE

ynfan3 AWEEE

ynfan4 YALL ARE TOO CUTE

harryfan4 MY HEART IS BURSTING

ynfan5 “your year” yeah i’m sobbing

harrystyles

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yourinstagram everyone wake up, my love—my manchild is twenty eight today

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harryfan1 Manchild😭 MY LOVE

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ynfan1 THE FACT THEY ARE THE IT COUPLE

ynfan2 NOT HIM STEALING YOUR STRUNCHIE????

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「 you are—unforgettable.」

IN WHICH—you’re them and they’re you!♡ ໋֢ 👒✧

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⌗ 👒 notes !𖥔༌ ᰷ ﹅ people in this fic refer to two-bit as ‘keith.’ who cuz who the FUCK says ‘he got his two-bits in🤓’ NOBODY! but in the descriptive parts he will be two-bit. ALSO IF U DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT I’M SAYING LOOK IN THE TAGS!

Ponyboy Curtis ;

his class was gonna watch this movie before reading a book. ‘the outsiders,’ or somethin’.

it was made in the ‘80’s—he didn’t want to even watch it. watching movies in class was the worst!

ponyboy sat at his desk, head in his arms. he heard the music and looked up, chin resting on his arms.

when ponyboy seen you writing down and narrating, he could’ve sworn he died and came back to life. LIKE WHEN HE HEARD YOUR VOICEEE HE GOT A LITTLE BLUSH ON HIS CHEEKS.

his friends beside him noticed, snickering to themselves. they shoved him, asking if that was his future partner. he just pushed them off, quietly telling them to fuck off.

when ponyboy seen you covered in the soot??? phew—he questioned his morals, man. and THEN HE SEEN YOU BEAT UP?? he was getting FED.

ponyboy came out of that school a new man.

his ears were hot, his cheeks were red, and he was already looking up edits of you. ponyboy shoved those almost broken wired apple headphones in his ears and tuned everyone out.

when he got home he ignored any questions darry and soda threw at him and immediately went to his room. ponyboy quietly closed the door before hopping into bed, pulling out his phone, and going on tiktok.

spent like a solid 30 minutes tweaking over edits of you. like full on screaming into his pillow—i’m so serious.

“darry, what the hell is that noise?”

“i dunn—ponyboy?”

“AHHH!!”

when he found out that, outside of the outsiders, you’re decades older than him he was SO HEARTBROKEN.

the gang seen him looking at photos of you and immediately started teasing him. he absolutely tried to back himself up with stutters.

“they’re how much years older than you, bro?”

“NONO HEAR ME OUT, PLEASE! KEITH, BRO, PLEASE.”

reads fanfic. look at me in the eyes and try to tell me that ponyboy motherfucking curtis doesn’t read fanfiction.

you can’t.

like bro he’s so desperate for more content of you to the point where he writes the fics he yearns for—got pretty popular to.

“why the fuck is your phone blowing up?”

“PLEASE don’t ask me any questions about it.”

he’s a freak. he knows everything about you. ponyboy’s even began to watch your interview’s about the movie. and your other movies.

literally a teenage girl.

“THEY’RE SO FINE THOUGH, PLEASE!”

“nuh-uh.”

“FUCK YOU MEAN ‘NUH-UH’?”

Johnny Cade ;

seen you when he was watching random movies at the curtis house. at first he was like, ‘wait!! they’re so me coded😛.’ it never occurred to him that you could be so cute.

he seen you crying and something in him like actually snapped.

“wait….am i getting a crush? they’re kinda…”

when he seen the equivalent of ponyboy in this universe snuggled up to you in the church he was soooo jealous.

yk that one audio where it’s like, “how long is he gon’ be talking to my WIFE.” that’s literally johnny cade when he seen that person kiss the top of your head.

“what the fuck?”

“…what do you mean?”

“nothin’. it’s just kinda bullshit that they swoop in and steal my chance😒.”

“you never had one.”

“okay, pal😐.”

heart broke when he seen you in the hospital bed btw. like was full on gripping onto a pillow with tears in his eyes.

johnny was in such denial when he seen you die😭. ‘bro, no. they literally aren’t dead.’/‘guys!! it’s just a prank!!’

when he got to the scene he was in SHAMBLES. HE WAS INCONSOLABLE. ripping his hair out, screaming, crying, allat.

“stay gold…”

“NOOOOOOO-“

was so pissed when you didn’t come back. was even more pissed when your letter was read out loud.

“HOW COULD THEY KILL THEM OFF?? THEY DIDN’T DESERVE IT!”

“johnny, it’s a movie.”

“this is so unfair. i hate movies.”

gets nervous looking at photos of you. like to the point where he tries to look up your name on pinterest before bailing mid sentence and giggling. like full on throwing his phone across the room, kicking his feet.

will talk for hours about you. thinks your the coolest character ever!! defends you like his life depends on it.

“they killed someone?”

“so?? you’re acting like you wouldn’t do it to🤣🤣 fake ahh friend.”

—

“they legit can’t stand up for themselves. you want someone like that to be out walking them streets?”

“oh, god for bid a person has trauma. and YES I DO🗣️. i hope they walk right into my arms, HO.”

all said online btw. he would never ruin his ego by speaking like this. i am a strong believer johnny cade puts up a strong front online.

johnny literally thinks you’re the cutest person he’s ever seen. like his cheeks get so hot when he thinks about you and he gets a silly little smile on his face.

he looks at photos of you and his friends think he has a little girlfriend.

“who you textin’, johnnycakes?”

“nobody-uh!”

“c’mon—we see that smile!”

and it’s literally just you with blood dripping down your face.

Dallas Winston ;

caught a glimpse of you at some girls house he slept at. literally stopped dead in his tracks as he seen you light a cigarette before mumbling, ‘nothin’ legal, man.’

“i-uh, what movie’s this?”

“huh? oh, the outsiders. pretty good movie.”

he thanked her and threw on his jacket before speed walking to bucks place. he had to watch this movie or he’s actually lose it.

imagine buck’s bar is actually a house, kay? dallas sits his pretty little ass on that couch, flips to whatever streaming service, and turns on ‘the outsiders.’

thought it was all boring until he seen you walk into frame—mocking the main character. at that very moment he was all, ‘wait that’s kinda hot.’

seeing you help the two younger ones run away while still acting tough was so attractive to him. dallas felt like he was losing his mind.

seeing you run in after the two into the church kinda made his knees weak.

“BAE NO!”

“what the hell are you screamin’ ‘bout?”

“nothin’, buck…”

he was so scared that you’d die in the fire. (little did old dallas know am i right fellas!!!!) like i swear to god he was so scared you’d end up like the johnny in this universe.

WHEN HE SEEN YOU FIGHTINGGG. he went feral. dallas was like so flustered. he was trying so hard to hide his blush to the ghosts around him with his hair.

his flush was short lived however. seeing you cry and then literally point a gun at a cashier was lowkey whiplash for him.

“what the fuck is happening?”

dallas figured out what was gonna happen early on and started kinda tearing up. like one tear formed in his eye before he blinked it away. but he was still devastated.

WHEN DALLY HEARD SOMEONE SCREAM “they’re just a kid!” he lost it. like actually. he went limp on the couch and spaced out. like damn…his fiancé, who doesn’t know they’re his fiancé yet, really WAS just a kid.

nobody knows he likes the outsiders OR that he has a crush on you. and they CAN’T know, it’s way too embarrassing. like actually.

when he’s with the gang and he’s just casually scrolling on tiktok and he sees the tags with your name, he immediately favourites it and scrolls. he saved it for later when he’s alone.

also defends you like there’s no tomorrow.

“they were hitting on someone who had a partner??”

“okay?? fucking live a little jesus.”

—

“THEY’RE A FUCKING CRIMINAL?”

“i’m into it tho lmfao”

swears up and down that if you and him were in a room together—you’d have a crush on him. top tier delusion.

like if he gets drunk with keith, he will rant about it.

“no—hear me out. put me in a room with y/n l/n and i swear to god they’re gonna be madly in love with me.”

“no they won’t, dallas.”

“yuh-huh.”

looks at photos of you and probably has you as his pfp on his spam. includes you in every other photo dump.

Sodapop Curtis ;

seen an edit of you on tiktok and audibly gasped. full on went, “WHO IS THATT😜” went to the tags and just scrolled under it for a good long while.

he seen a angst edit of you and made up his mind that he had to watch the movie.

for the while that you weren’t on screen, he was trying to push through. he really was. but deep down—in his head he was screaming, “BORING! SHOW ME THE PRETTY ONE!!”

when sodapop seen you tending to your younger sibling he could’ve sworn he was on cloud 9.

“my turn when :/.”

WHEN SODA SEEN YOU GET OUT OF THE SHOWERRR😭😭. he lost his BREATH like was full on gripping his imaginary pearls.

had to take a breather to walk around the house before unpausing the movie. had a blush across his cheeks, i can’t even lie.

when he learned that you were described as, “movie star attractive,” all he did was nod. like,

“mhm. i always knew my fiancé was good looking.”

SODA WAS APPALLED WHEN HE FOUND OUT THAT YOUR PARTNER CHEATED ON YOU. like jaw was on the FLOOR.

“I COULD TREAT THEM BETTER🗣️🗣️ THEY KNOW WHERE HOME IS!!”

he is so open about his little crush in you—it’s so cute :(

“steve, look at ‘em.”

“i see them—get your fuckin’ phone outta my face.”

“aren’t they so perfect??🤭🤭”

“i guess.”

“well, BACK OFF. we’re already happily married.”

“in your dreams maybe.”

“oh my god.”

soda has you as his pfp on at least two platforms. his name on one platform is “y/n’s boyfriend (REAL!)”

seeing you run out on your siblings after they grouped you into your argument made him just wanna hug you so bad. like he just wanted to tell you it was all gonna be okay.

has a album in his photos where it’s edits of you and photos. giggles and twirls his hair as he looks at it.

Darry Curtis ;

his parents used to watch the movie all the time and you’ve always just been a life long crush of his.

like when younger darry seen you walk into frame, comforting your kid sibling, something in his head snapped.

suddenly everything was in slow motion, there were hearts everywhere, he had rose coloured glasses on, and for some reason—harps play in the background.

as darry grew up it literally never went away. whenever the outsiders comes on when he’s home he always still goes, “woah.😍😍”

like he thinks you’re so fine.

he doesn’t like watch edits, read fanfic—none of that🗣️. but if he gets asked who is celebrity crush is—your name is coming out of his mouth ASAP.

“so, darry, who’s your celebrity cru-“

“y/n l/n.”

“but they’re a character?”

“Y/N L/N.”

he has like ONE printed out photo of you in his room from years ago. he knows exactly where it is and where to hide it, but he still keeps it.

at least once every two months, when everyone’s asleep and he has no work the next day, he’ll stay up just to watch the movie.

he’ll have a budlight in his hand as he watches you absolutely DEMOLISH at the rumble.

“i always knew they’d win.”

“you’ve watch this movie a thousand times.”

“PONYBOY?!”

the gang eventually found out his little crush on you. only light teasing ‘cause they’re so scared they’ll get that darry smoke if they push him further😭😭.

“oh my god! look, darry! you’re little crush is on screen!”

“steve, i will beat some sense into you if you don’t shut up.”

“…okay, bud.”

—

“when’s the weddin’?”

“after your funeral, keith.”

“wow. hater.”

Steve Randle ;

his dad fell asleep on the couch one night with this old movie playing in the background.

steve was about to turn it off before he caught a glimpse of you offering this half naked person some cake. he was all, ‘WAITTTT🙈🙈!!’

like he seen you in that sleeveless jacket and immediately fell in love. literally was on a mission to figure out who you were.

when he did? all he wanted to do was watch the outsiders. WHEN HE SEEN YOU SCOLDING THE MAIN CHARACTER HE SOO KNEW YOU WERE HIS TYPE

“wish they’d scold me like that…damn…😞✊”

was TWEAKING SOO HARD WHEN HE SEEN YOU ALL BLOODY WITH YOUR HEAD THROWN BACK.

“…you think i look tuff?”

“YES BAE!!!”

making his name on like insta or something, “y/n’s HUSBAND.” he puts emphasis on the husband because he believes that you want him so bad.

like actually. he’s fucking delusional.

“guys…they like cake…and I LIKE CAKE! do you see my vision??”

“no??”

“man, fuck you.”

photo dumps on insta of pictures of you with the caption, “from our honeymoon 😍😍😛😛!” his friends are ripping him apart in comments btw.

WOULD GO FOR WAR FOR YOU.

“they’re actually so gross what.”

“YOU’RE GROSS!🗣️ KEEP THEM OUT OF YOUR MOUTH YOU FOOL!!”

—

“they have 0 depth.”

“0 depth to YOU. to ME they’re the love of my life.”

Two-bit Matthews ;

seen the outsiders when he was drunk. he didn’t remember anything that night but the cute lil’ actor who was laughing after flirting with some rich lookin’ kid.

the only thing he remembers saying that night was,

“damn—when is it MY TURN😩😞”

WENT ON A FUCKING HUNT TO FIND THIS MOVIE ISTG. he was looking up shit that didn’t even matter to the plot—so he got different movies each time.

‘cute actor flirting’

‘cute actor in old ass movie’

‘mickey mouse shirt’

‘when was mickey mouse created’

‘who is walt disney’

he got a little distracted but that’s not the point. two-bit found the movie and cried tears of joy. fell to his knees and all😭.

he immediately turned the outsiders on and waited to see you. HE WAS SOO SAD TO FIND OUT YOU HAD LIKE SUCH LITTLE SCREENTIME.

but he worked with it. he was taking SO MUCH PHOTOS OF HIS TV WHEN YOU WERE ON SCREEN LMFAO. they were all so shaky too😭😭.

doesn’t shut the fuck up about you.

“they want me so bad🤣🤣😂😂.”

“they wouldn’t touch you with a ten foot pole, keith.”

“what if i killed myse-”

—

“they’re so find i won’t ‘em.”

“what the fuck are you saying?”

“what are YOU SAYING? back up.”

saves edits of you. he is ABSOLUTELY THE TYPE OF PERSON TO SAY THE MOST OUT OF POCKET SHIT ABOUT YOU IN THE COMMENTS LMFAOOO

‘they could beat the shit out of me and i thank them :3’

‘WHAT?’

‘omg who said that’

you are his profile picture everywhere. and anywhere.

genuinely believe you’re the love of his life. i swear to god he does. KING OF DELUSION ABOVE ALL ELSE!

#the outsiders #the outsiders x reader #dallas winston x reader #johnny cade x reader #ponyboy x reader #ponyboy curtis x reader #sodapop x reader #sodapop curtis x reader #darry curtis x reader #two bit x reader #two bit mathews x reader #two bit matthews x reader #steve randle x reader #LUV THIS CONCEPT!!! #like you’re the movie character and he’s the real person #like idk you’re the dallas and he’s the real person giggling over u. #feels so good to write like this again!!! teehee!!

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I’ve been so obsessed with sidemen recently it’s so bad😭 specifically Tobi if I’m honest, hes literally so sweet I love him sm

anywayss I was hoping for a friends with benefits type fic w tobi, where him and reader kinda just will do whatever they feel like with eachother, whether that be cuddling, being each others plus ones to events, doing other fun things (😳). they’re basically dating at this point but neither of them have the guts to flat out say anything about it.

maybe tobi is talking with the other sidemen and casually mentions that he’s shared a couple kisses with reader (or more idk🤭) and they all encourage him to just ask her out on a real date

just wanted to send something in bc I’ve been obsessed with this man for a while now😭 you don’t have to write this if you don’t feel like it! thank you!!

ps: love your work, your writing style is so amazing and perfect 🩷

TOBI? OF COURSEEEE

Prompt: since Tobi used one of his passes to be Y/ns plus one to a wedding the boys have been suspicious. Though she was already a friend of them then two seem closer than ever

Warnings: suggestive content,

Tobi sighs as he gets to the set, he hasn’t seen the boys in roughly a week as he went out with Y/n to a wedding as her plus one, his mind was full of her still.

The two were close, she held him when his mental health declined and he was feeling down, in the comfort of their little relationship.

He also held her when she was getting trolled on the internet, which was massively getting her down.

And when Tobi got a little tipsy at the sidemen 10 year party you two got frisky in a corner- ending in you going back to his hotel room with him which ended in expected sex.

When you got nominated and won an award for the female content creator of the year along with Eleanore Neale he buried his head between your thighs to congratulate you.

Also when he scored the sixth goal in the sidemen charity match- to congratulate him he got back to his hotel room when you came to speak to him, he shut the door and you instantly sunk to your knees before him.

“Well done tobi.. my way of saying well done? I’m not good with my words..” you peered up at him as you worked on his jeans.

But as he stood before you during one of your old school friends wedding in your blue thigh high dress, your beautiful smile accompanying that.

Sighing, he walked into the house for the recording and was met with a cheer.

“Tobjzl! What do we owe the pleasure!?” Ethan calls with a grin on his face.

Rolling his eyes in response and sitting down on the settee next to josh and Harry.

“Where was you last week?” JJ questions with a surprising amount of genuine confusion in his voice.

“I was at a wedding.” He replied.

“Who got married?”

“My friends friend.”

“JJ he was with Y/n the whole weekend.” Simon interjects with a wiggle of his eyebrows.

Tobi's response is a simple eye roll but as JJ laughs and Simon seems to be waiting for a confirmation or even a denial he reluctantly speaks up: "she asked me to be her plus one- Simon just called me when we was talking."

"She your girl?" Josh grins with a nudge to Tobis side.

“No.”

He wants her to be.

During the recording he checked his phone briefly and seen a message from no other than the girl he was infatuated with reading out an innocent “will you come over later?”

-

Meeting Josh for lunch the next day after having a night with Y/n, his mind a nice set of bliss.

The way her lips moved with his- her hands on his shoulders in a desperate way, how she whispered how much she missed h-

“Tobi, are you listening?”

“Tobi?” Josh’s voice sounds through his clouded mind.

“Yeah- sorry mate- what?”

“I was just saying how lannan was flying down soon- tobi, are you alright?” Josh’s voice masks concern.

“Yeah- I’m just a bit distracted..”

“With what?”

“… y/n.”

Josh smiles slightly. “What? Have you got a date?”

“That’s the thing- we’ve you know- but I don’t know if it’s just.. physical or she wants something- I do, I’m ready to commit but-“ he sighs.

“Have you shagged?” He urges.

“Well- yeah.”

Josh nodded slowly.

“Tobi- she initiates conversation just as you from what you say so just- ask her but make sure it’s clear of your intentions,”

“Okay- yeah, okay..”

Tobi forced the thought of you to the back of his mind as he spoke to Josh over food, nice conversations flowing.

-

I get a knock at my door and flat out my grey vest.

I open the door and see Tobi, a surprising factor as he normally messages me.

“Tobi! Did you leave something here or?..” I ask with a smile.

“No, no, uh can I come in?” He questions with a nervous smile, both hands behind his back.

“Yeah- course.”

I step out of the way and he exhale deeply, pulling his hands from behind his back and handing me a beautiful bouquet of light blue and pink lilies.

“Will- do you wanna go out? Properly? On a real date?” He taps his foot lightly as I look in awe at the flowers.

“Tobi- of course I will… You got me flowers?” I whisper as I feel my water line fill with tears.

“Great! And yeah I got you flowers- do you not like them?” A smile adorns his lips as he speaks, nervousness still swimming in his dark eyes.

“I- love them.. I’ve never got flower’s before..” I reply with a hint of emotion.

“A beautiful girl like you should get flowers every waking minute.” He grins softly as I hurry into my kitchen to put them in a vase.

I feel his eyes on me and as I cut the tips I turn to face him, hugging him tightly.

“You- wanna get serious? Not just.. what we do?” I ask as he squeezes me back.

“Yeah, I do, if you’re okay with that.” He murmured softly into my hair as he sways with me in his arms.

“I’m great with that.”

A/n:

JAMES MARRIOTT IS UP NEXT!!

Anyway I really hope you like this I’m sorry it’s short I was struggling a bit feel free to request some more!!

Requests are open

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SAVE YOUR TEARS

summary: in which harry and y/n were in a relationship but they end up breaking up and y/n thinks harry moved on already but he’s only in a fake relationship.

face claim: bella hadid

pictures from pinterest x

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yourinstagram my bubs is doing a movie! so incredibly proud of you harrystyles

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harryfan1 I swear to god if they ever break up I’m going to die.

florencepugh tell harry to bring you on set

↳ yourinstagram see you soon wife

harrystyles I love you.

↳ yourinstagram I love you more <3

oliviawilde so cute!

harryfan2 AWWW LIVE ON TOUR

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y/nupdates y/n seen on the set of don’t worry darling with harry!

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y/nfan1 THEY’RE SO IN LOVE I CAN’T

harryfan2 Y/N WAVED AT ME

↳ y/nfan3 WHAT

↳ harryfan2 YEAH so basically I was waiting for harry to come out because I didn’t know y/n was there but I saw her and I yelled “hi y/n!” and she waved at me and blew a kiss at me, my entire world is made.

harryfan3 HE LOOKS SO INLOVE

harryfan4 MY FAVORITE COUPLE

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enews it’s official..hollywood’s favorite it couple have officially broken up. a anonymous source said “they’ve been broken up for over 2 months, since the middle of filming his new film.” more info in our bio 👀

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harryfan1 I don’t believe in love anymore

y/nfan1 WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED

harryfan2 this isn’t real.

harryfan3 I’m in denial

y/nfan2 I wonder how y/n is :(

harryfan4 why did miss olive oil like this??

yourbestfriend please give both y/n and harry privacy, they’re both going through a rough time and they don’t need strangers in their business. please and thank you.

↳ harryfan5 omg it’s real

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y/nupdates y/n seen with her friends out in LA!

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y/nfan1 she looks so happy!

y/nfan2 she has the best friends ever I swear

harryfan1 I wish her and harry were still together

↳ y/nfan3 honestly me too :(

harryfan2 stop I read that harry and olivia are at the same place as her

↳ y/nfan4 don’t do this to meeee

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hsupdates harry seen with olivia wilde at a restaurant in LA!

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y/nfan1 STOP

harryfan1 HARRY NO

y/nfan2 what’s going on why is everyone freaking out?

↳ harryfan2 harry and olive were at the same restaurant as y/n :(

harryfan3 GUYS POOR Y/N

harryfan4 pr

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enews y/n l/n seen leaving a restaurant crying, sources say her ex boyfriend, harry styles was earlier seen entering the restaurant with his current girlfriend olivia wilde.

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harryfan1 literally delete this.

y/nfan1 poor girl

harryfan2 and here’s olivia liking this 🙄

florencepugh delete this, this is a invasion of privacy and just plain out wrong.

yourbestfriend delete this.

y/nfan2 she looked so happy earlier that night :(

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y/nfan GUYS APPARENTLY THAT RELATIONSHIP THAT HARRY AND OLIVIA HAD WAS FAKE?? MEANING WE’LL PROBABLY GET Y/S/N BACK

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harryfan1 IM SO READY

y/nfan2 okayy let’s not get our hopes up

harryfan2 IM MANIFESTING IT

y/nfan3 I’ve been waiting months for this

harryfan3 the fact that I said that relationship was fake and I got hate for it??

↳ y/nfan3 literally same but it’s okay now cause it just makes them look dumb

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y/nupdates y/n seen at harry styles’s concert!

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harryfan1 ITS HAPPENING

y/nfan2 YAYY

harryfan2 finally

harryfan3 I love how everyone is just freaking out in this comment section 😭

y/nfan3 literally crying omggg

y/nfan4 off topic but her outfit is everything

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annetwist girls day with my daughters🥰

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harryfan1 ANNE IS FEEDING US

y/nfan2 THANKS ANNE

yourinstagram aww anne!! missed hanging out with you two xx

↳ annetwist ❤️❤️❤️

harrystyles 😍

gemmastyles just waiting for my idiot of a brother to propose

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↳ gemmastyles what? could’ve happened within the last year but your an idiot

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[jamcarven]

is it bad that I kinda want someone to get kidnapped or something in tgg to give jlb a reason to make a tig x the naturals crossover 😭

LIKE NOT AN ACTUALLY DANGEROUS SITUATION BUT MORE LIKE that psycho eve is up to something again

in my head I imagine it as some goofy book with practically no plot, and like I get the naturals is a very NOT goofy book. BUT I JUST WANT A LITTLE NOVELLA ABOUT THEM MEETING, IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY

also I know that there’s already a naturals novella where the characters are all 23. which I haven’t read yet because I am in denial that the series is over, so they’re a little bit older than most of tig characters, BUT THAT DOESNT MATTERRR

#tbh i just miss michael townsend #the inheritance games #the final gambit #sloane tavish #the hawthorne legacy #all in #the brothers hawthorne #jlb #avery kylie grambs #the naturals #jameson hawthorne #lia zhang #grayson hawthorne #killer instinct #the grandest game #bad blood #averyjameson #cassie hobbes #dean redding #michael townsend

[fairybinie]

COPYCCINO — 43: moment of weakness

synopsis: soobin has been talking to who he thought was his unrequited crush on messages, only to find out through a visit to their coffee shop that it was in fact not them. not only does he meet the real y/n, he runs into their friend yeonjun, an ex friend of his who he has some unresolved issues with. as soobin and the real y/n are getting to know each other, yeonjun and soobin are working through their misunderstandings, as well as trying to figure out who the catfish was.

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a/n: written (2.6k) + smau. like one swear word, not proofread, sorry for another written chapter and pls ignore my failed attempts to cover up my typos 😭

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“there’s something what?” y/n asks while they groggily tie their shoes. they've been in bed all day, they look far from presentable but they should at least achieve the goal that is being able to stand up. they had been glued to their bed all day, fixating their eyes on their computer screen for half of it. sad movies occupying their screen, of course.

“something’s waiting for you down in the lobby,” sieun confirms, getting ready herself. she has to go back into her building for the internship, so she might as well get ready alongside y/n so they feel less alone. 

little do they know. 

y/n stands up slowly, having to balance themselves on their own two feet when they feel the jelly sensation hit their lower half. they attempt to take off their glasses, only to realize that they’re very much blind without them. they don’t feel like putting their contacts on, let alone get dressed into something more presentable. their hoodie and sweats will have to do. 

“i haven’t ordered anything though,” y/n speaks lowly after a yawn escapes from their lips. they’re slightly suspicious of sieun, not expecting anything at this point. too much has gone wrong for them to even assume. 

“that’s what the receptionist told me when i walked in,” sieun nonchalantly replies while wrapping the last shoelace in bunny ears. she gets up from her bed and begins to drag y/n to head outside before they can protest. “here, i’ll walk down with you.” 

sieun shuts the door behind them as the two head downstairs into the lobby. it takes a moment for the brightness of the hallway to adjust in y/n’s eyes, considering their room had been dimly lit. they walk past yeonjun and taehyun’s shared room, along with soobin and beomgyu’s, and kai’s solo room. they can’t help but sigh in their head, still in denial that last night really happened. they haven’t spoken to anyone other than sieun since the event occurred, and they can say that they’re at least appreciative of her efforts. sieun tried to get them to confide in her, but it was too much to even repeat. this morning sieun even brought them leftovers from her company breakfast, assuming y/n hadn’t eaten anything yet. they must’ve been right, considering the meal was gone by the time she came back. 

if y/n doesn’t have anyone, at least they can hope they still have sieun.

their thoughts become interrupted when they realize they’re arriving close to the main lobby, mentally preparing for what could come next. they haven’t been here since yesterday and it already seems to look different, like some furniture was reorganized. or maybe they’re just losing it.  

y/n loses all sense of reality, just realizing that they’ve been riding in an elevator all this time. the two doors open, revealing their desired destination. they walk out cautiously, still suspicious of what’s to come. sieun steps outside more confidently, walking ahead of y/n so they have a path to follow. y/n begins to look around the lobby to notice anything, and there was no such luck until they set their gaze on the couch that’s near the receptionist area. 

taehyun is sitting right there. 

as if he sensed the two of him, taehyun gets up from his seat making eye contact with solely y/n. out of confusion, y/n looks back to expect some kind of answer from sieun, but sieun just gives them a comforting smile as she waves goodbye, exiting the building. y/n slowly glances back at taehyun, almost afraid that he’s not really there. he very much is. y/n looks around to see if anyone else is there, soobin, yeonjun, kai or even beomgyu for that matter. but it’s just taehyun. it takes them a moment to wrap their mind around it. this is the first time they’re seeing him since last night, they don’t know where his stance is. is he just as angry with them? did he want to meet with them so he could yell at them too? might as well cross everyone off the list. 

with these thoughts in mind, it hits y/n like a fasting train that they didn’t just imagine everything. this is the current state everyone is in. they broke every relationship. they feel their eyes begin to water, hoping that none of them fall to make taehyun notice. but taehyun notices everything. he can tell that they’re not okay. 

taehyun walks a bit further in his step, catching y/n’s attention. he remains still for a couple seconds before a soft expression takes over his face as his arms reach out into the air. those two gestures say more than enough to y/n, and it’s this moment where they let all their bottled up emotions run loose, letting the waterworks take over. on instinct, they rush into taehyun’s arms, letting out a much needed sob. taehyun’s embrace is tight and secure, making sure y/n feels as safe as they could. he can feel the hem of his t-shirt begin to soak up, but he doesn’t care. he brings his hand up to soothe y/n’s head, indirectly shushing them to calm down. his fingertips massage into y/n’s scalp, a habit of his he’s used to when he hugs people. it’s not often, but he still does it. 

taehyun notices that the receptionist is looking their way, probably wondering what situation is going on. at first she seems softhearted, maybe these two have reunited after several years. but her gaze shifts into more concern after looking at the expression on taehyun’s face, now realizing that something is wrong. she sends taehyun a sympathetic nod and goes back to her tasks. taehyun takes the hint that this is not the place to be doing this. 

“hey, let’s go over there yeah?” he speaks quietly into y/n’s ear, guiding them into a nearby lounge area. luckily there’s no one inside, so they could have the privacy that they need. y/n is still under taehyun’s embrace, their face tucked away into his chest so they’re barely able to walk. they’re thankful that taehyun manages to lead them around. they assume that they switched room as they begin to feel taehyun pull away from the close proximity, coming to terms with the present once again. 

they get used to the new atmosphere. the room looks similar to the main lobby, except there's some game stands around, a massive TV to take up the room, along with a pool table in the corner. there are a couple couches in different parts of the room, taehyun guides them to the nearest one. they sit down, y/n immediately wanting to live inside this couch to never come out from it again. they don’t seem to realize that they’re avoiding eye contact until taehyun taps on their crossed knee softly, looking up into his eyes. his arm stretches out to rest on the couch and looks at y/n sincerely. 

“talk to me.” 

and with those words, y/n immediately gives into their emotions. you would think they had no more tears to shed, but they seem to keep coming. it takes a couple sniffles for them to think about what they could say without coming across all over the place. 

“i didn’t want any of this to happen,” they start off in a whisper. “i just wanted them to meet, how was i supposed to know that they hated each other?” taehyun feels the need to give his thoughts, but he waits for y/n to finish. 

“they’re all mad at me for doing something i didn't mean to do,” y/n brings their hands to massage their temples to remain as calm as they could be. “i didn't do any of this on purpose.” 

“…they all left me. ju-” y/n stops in their place and shuts their eyes in exhaustion. “yeonjun. soobin. even kai.” 

“so did you,” they say with a softer tone, barely audible but enough for taehyun to hear. they feel the need to say more, their mouth open as they think of something more. they’re frustrated with themselves when their words don’t come to mind, closing their mouth as they shake their head in hopelessness. they cover their face with their hands as they let out a much needed sigh. 

“i’m not mad at you.” 

y/n brings their head up slowly, unsure if they heard him correctly. taehyun appears to be dead serious, and the solemn expression on their face turns into hope. 

“i didn’t walk out because i was upset with you, more so that i could stop yeonjun from doing anything stupid,” taehyun explains with a bit of amusement in his voice. “our room is right next to soobin’s.” y/n doesn’t deny the fact, going back to that moment it makes sense for taehyun to do that. 

taehyun goes back to what y/n had said in the first place with a more serious tone. “i can’t be mad at you when even i didn’t know. you’re right, yeonjun never told us about soobin directly.” 

“am i bummed you didn’t tell us how you and soobin first met, sure,” taehyun feels the need to mention his feelings if he’s being honest. “but i’m assuming there’s a reason for that.” 

y/n tilts their head as they suck in some air, quickly exhaling some of it out. “it’s a long story. we’ll tell you one day.” 

taehyun nods slowly and a comfortable silence ensues. y/n is now assured that at least one more person isn’t upset with them. they’re glad that it’s taehyun of all people, they could use some of his wise words. after some time with their thoughts, taehyun speaks again. 

“it’s not really your fault, if you think about it.” taehyun proposes, almost like all the evidence is piecing together in his head. this fuels y/n’s curiosity. this whole time they've been self pitying themselves, being that they’re the reason they ruined everything. there’s a slight chance that there isn’t? they’re all ears. 

“again, yeonjun and soobin didn’t tell you anything,” taehyun repeats, as if he’s trying to get that through y/n’s head. “i think the fact that they’re both shocked to see each other has them pinning everything onto you when they should realize what they’re doing wrong too.” 

y/n takes a moment to process what taehyun is saying and it all soon makes sense to them. the only thing y/n could’ve done wrong is address that yeonjun was soobin and vice versa. but they didn’t plan for all of this to happen. yeonjun can only see the fact that soobin is y/n’s boyfriend, so of course he’s going to assume this was all some personal agenda against him. the same thing could go for soobin. they each share that quality, it’s something that they have in common. it all leads to one thing. 

this isn’t y/n’s fault. 

“you’re right,” y/n says with realization. taehyun nods like if he already knows he’s right, which makes y/n chuckle to themselves. only taehyun and his taehyun-like manner can bring them some happiness. 

“and kai,” taehyun draws in his breath in attempt to come up with an excuse for kai. “i think he’s also unleashing his feelings onto you considering yeonjun yelled at him too.” 

there’s no doubt that y/n still feels bad about that. all they can do is shift their eyebrows in sadness, hoping that they can get through kai. another silence takes over as the two admire the scenery around them, taking a momentary break from the conversation at hand. y/n sets eyes onto the pool table, thinking about how much yeonjun would enjoy it. their gaze shifts over to the arcade machines, already imagining how beomgyu and kai would be destroying each other to get the highest score. a sad smile takes over their face when they lock eyes with the loveseat in the corner, perfect view of the TV in the room. y/n and soobin’s favorite hobby was watching TV together, all cuddled up in each other’s warmth. now they only feel cold, and they can’t help but wonder if soobin feels it too. a voice captures y/n’s attention and they enter reality yet again. 

“sieun told me you were packing your things,” y/n locks eyes with taehyun, who has a concerned look on his face. “are you planning to leave?” 

y/n considers telling him about the anonymous texts they got. if they’re being honest, it did get to them a bit. they did pack their things. but after standing the pile that was their closed suitcases, sieun walking in on them asking if they wanted to visit their company, they realized that they shouldn’t give in. they don’t want to leave these people behind, these are their best friends. their boyfriend. things may be rocky, but they don’t believe in starting over when they wish to stay with what they already have. did they mope around in their bed all day, yes. somehow it made them feel better than just leaving all together. taehyun’s looking at them with a concentrated set of eyes, and they choose to leave that part out. there’s already too much going on. 

“yeah, all of this got to me pretty bad,” which technically isn’t a lie. before taehyun can protest they continue to say, “but i’m not going to. it was just a moment of weakness.” 

taehyun can’t push away the fact that y/n felt this way, and it makes him only want to fix all this even more. he just has to use that big brain of his. 

pleased with where they’ve gotten, they each settle to end the conversation there. at least y/n knows where taehyun is at, and that they could still confide in him. they didn’t lose him. the two get up from their seats and taehyun begins to walk y/n over to their room, going through the process yet again. when they managed to get out of the elevator, they make way to y/n’s door and they remain in their positions. 

“has j-” y/n catches themselves in their place and corrects themselves. “has yeonjun spoken to you?” referring to the fact that they’re rooming together. the thought has crossed their mind, and they’re curious to see if he has. 

“no, he hasn’t said one word to me,” taehyun replies honestly. the two share a look of disappointment and y/n nods sadly. they think of how to say their goodbyes, until they realized they haven’t said the one thing they were hoping to disclose. 

“i’m sorry.” 

taehyun shakes his head vigorously, the gesture of his head complimenting his actions. “you don’t need to apologize to me, i promise we’re okay.” 

y/n smiles softly as they feel the tears begin to take over their eyes yet again, one managing to escape past their cheek. taehyun smiles, showcasing his dimple, and brings y/n into another hug, rubbing circles across their back. y/n hold around taehyun’s neck is strong, a sniffle being heard from their side.

“thank you, taehyun.” is all they could say.  

they hear taehyun hum as he pulls them apart, resting his hands on y/n’s shoulders for a quick second before he brings them to wipe the tears off their face. he looks at them straight in the eyes with so much genuineness. 

“and you didn’t lose your nickname privileges with me.” 

this brings a smile onto y/n’s face, taehyun can’t help but reciprocate the feeling. he makes his way over to his door, sending y/n a friendly nod before he steps inside. y/n lets out one last sniffle before the smile reappears, opening and closing the door right behind them. 

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© fairybinie

#🪐 — soobin! #🐇 — fairybinie! #kflixnet #k-radio! #k-labels #txt smau #txt au #txt fake text #txt fluff #txt angst #txt crack #txt imagines #txt scenarios #txt social media au #soobin scenarios #soobin smau #soobin imagines #soobin social media au #txt fics #soobin fics

[chuuyascumsock]

Did i hear someone say domestic chuuya???????

🪷ANON YOUR BRAIN 🫦🤌🤌🤌

He’d totally give you the personal space you desire! Oh Lawdds just imagine goin out for manicures and pedicures and and just cooking at home with all the tasty and high-quality ingredients he buys you (or just gives you his card to buy-) ooh imagine being driven around by the mafia’s chauffeurs when he cant make it but him 100% making it up to you when he sees you later that night.

Imagine he puts on slow music and you both crack open a bottle of wine and just sway in eachothers arms~

Oh and he definitely helps with cleanup after dinner,you wash he rinses and you alternate eachtime.

Imagine him twirling you around your apartment and dipping you as the song ends,his lips meeting yours in a soft yet love-filled kiss and then you both settle on the couch to cuddle and talk about eachother’s day and then you just fall asleep in eachother’s arms????

🪷 youve got my head running laps around this ideaaaaaa😩😫

Domestic chuuya is not a want….no he is a NEEDDDD

Also on a different note…DENIAL ANON IS GETTING SILLIER??? is that even possible??? Like what was that fact abt the nile river??? Bro are you okay do you need a hug…. Also your reply probably gave them a heart attack 😭 they probably yeeted their device into oblivion.

Good Job Bestie!!! Let’s hope they learn their lesson (unless you’d like em to keep comin back? I mean its no harm to you {i hope not??} and if youre having fun,who am i to stop you☺️)

Stay safe and slay safe broski

May you always out-silly the silly goofs!

-🧀

STOPPP THAT’S SO CUTE— OK BUT ALSO IMAGINE TAKING BATHS TOGETHER. I feel like he’d definitely add bubbles and candles to make it romantic and sweet. AH AND CUDDLING IN THE TUB WITH YOUR BACK AGAINST HIS CHEST AS YOU READ TO HIM AND HE DRINKS WINE. AND IN THE MORNINGS HE GETS UP EARLY TO MAKE YOU YOUR FAVORITE BREAKFAST 🥺 Y’all, please 😭

Denial-Chan has always been silly like that, I hope they like my replies (I know they do because they’re in love with me) (I miss them already 😫).

#chuuya x reader #chuuya nakahara x reader #casual asks

[catindabag]

TBOSAS AU ✨CRACK! TAKE✨: The 10th HG Mentors According to Drunk Dean Highbottom. (Part 1)

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In my TBOSAS Crack!AU (Read [this] & [this] for context), Drunk!Casca Highbottom has a major problem when it comes to pronouncing people’s names right (intentionally and unintentionally). Many even accepted the fact that the Dean just gave up correcting himself after the last PTA meeting.

Moreover, most of the time, drunk Highbottom thinks that his top student, Coriolanus Snow is the 2nd coming of the ever gorgeous Crassus Xanthos Snow. And yes, Crassus was in fact Casca’s former super dead lover, drinking buddy, and karaoke pal.

In addition, the Dean hates the Plinths with a passion. However, it is not because they’re District. Casca simply hates them because according to rumors, Strabo Plinth, who was also serving in the army with Crassus Snow at that time, stole (dated) Casca’s ex boyfriend after the infamous Crasca University Breakup.

And now, Coriolanus Crassus Snow is going to marry the rich bastard Sejanus Plinth after graduation. And Casca is still swimming in DENIAL. How the odds were never in Highbottom’s favor.😭🔪

So here are our Mentors according to Drunk Delusional Dean Casca Highbottom (plus with his personal side notes and opinions about them).

Here are the other parts: [2] [3] [4]

⭐️MENTORS⭐️

Crassus Xanthos Snow (Coriolanus Snow)

I hate you, I love you, Crassus!😭🔪

You smell like roses and cabbages.

Poor AF. That’s what you get for breaking up with me!!

Is currently dating that idiot Plinth. I don’t know which one.😩😭

Obviously, you only did it for the filthy money!

Has a severe case of OCD and Paranoia.

Depressed & Obsessed AF.

War orphan who can’t pay his taxes.

Can’t even pay for therapy.

Can’t afford to buy f*ckin’ shoes.

Wears old clothes from the last century.

I want to spoil you so bad!😩

I too have money, please 🙏 marry me!

Extremely smart, but stupid.

Sucks at Physical Education.

Can and will malfunction when in a state of confusion.

Needs to pet a fluffy fat cat to avoid going batsh*t crazy.

Snow lands on top?? He’s a freaking “bottom”😏 for goodness sake.

Almost got evicted by loan sharks.

Can be easily hoodwinked into marriage.

I miss our ✨Thursday Clubbing✨!😭

Come back to me, Snow Bae!

I’m still single and waiting for you!

We’re technically still dating, right?🥺

That infamous “University Breakup” NEVER happened!!😫

CRASCA FOREVER!!

Will most likely win the Hunger Games by acting like a weak (but hot) little meow meow before poisoning everyone with Nightlock Berries.

Syllabus Plinth (Sejanus Plinth)

Ughhh!😩 Just go back to District 2 already!

You rich social climbing bastard!

Stole my gorgeous boyfriend!😡🔪

Is reckless AF.

Is wasteful AF.

Is a natural born menace to me.

The idiot heir to the largest munitions empire of Panem.

Wants to become the President of Panem for some reason?🧐

Throws bread to the dead.

No fashion sense at all.

Dr. Gaul hates him for being too nice.

His boyfriend stealing father throws money at me all the time.

Does not know what “personal space” is.

Doesn’t deserve to date my Snow Bae!

How dare you steal my boyfriend!!

I’ll crash your f*ckin’ wedding!!🤬🔪

How dare you stand where I stood!

You have daddy issues!

Peace loving?! Your family sells guns and nuclear missiles for a living!

The audacity! Give me your sandwich recipe!

Once choked my former boyfriend with gumdrops.

Will NEVER WIN the Hunger Games!!🤬🔪 I won’t allow this boyfriend stealing bastard to win anything!

Fetus Creed (Festus Creed)

A self proclaimed “Professional Dumpster Diver.”

Panem’s garbage boy.

A menace to society and the food industry.

Likes to act innocent & clueless.🙄

A natural born leader for fools.

President of the Losers Club.

King of delinquents.

Loves to steal and eat my hamburgers.

Can’t afford to buy a slice of cheesecake.

Is currently dating the cannibal.

Breaks the law everyday, all day.

Peacekeepers loathe him but can’t arrest him.

The Academy’s very own village idiot.

Your family owns the largest construction company in all of Panem, but reconstruction is still slow AF because of your very existence.

Your family members are super weird and super annoying.

Claimed to have never received the 200+ expulsion letters that I’ve personally written and sent to his parents.😫🔪

Has received at least 70+ demerits from me.

Why can’t you attend at least one f*ckin’ detention?!😡

Hangs out with cabbage boy and Plinth’s idiot heir all the time.

Needs to be expelled ASAP.

Why do you succeed and fail at the same time?!

Your ODDS are a piece of sh*t.

Will most likely win the Hunger Games through sheer DUMB LUCK.😩🔪

Listerina Listerine Vickers (Lysistrata Vickers)

Gives free hugs drugs to friends.

Does not prescribe morphling bottles for free.😭

Founder and leader of the “Snowjanus” fan club.🙄🔪

Started the “shipping” war of the century.

Very responsible, but unpredictable.

Suspicious AF.

You’re super lucky that your mommy and daddy are working under the President.

Stop using your “My parents are famous doctors” card to get out of trouble!

Biology is her forte.

Broke my expensive office aquarium on accident purpose.

Gave me weird looking vitamins as an “apology” gift.

Will stab people for medical reasons.

Knows how to manipulate the law.

Your wannabe local drug dealer doctor.

Has a neat appearance, just like her parents.

Might be the leader of an underground illegal drug company that I can’t name.

May have manufactured medicine without the President’s consent.

Is secretly a cry baby.

Hangs out with stupid garbage boys.

Girl, your so called “Miracle Pills” might be lethal and illegal.

Empathetic, I guess.

Will most likely win the Hunger Games by secretly slowly hugging drugging everyone to death.

Philip Raven’s Bill (Felix Ravinstill)

Ultimate Nepo Baby of the century.

Everyone’s favorite boy by default.

Very cool and competent.

Was given the biggest bedroom in the President’s Mansion for some reason.

President Gran Gran’s favorite grandnephew.

Is very rich, but don’t ask why.

Can win a war through the power of friendship and stupidity.

Extremely likable AF.

Must be protected at all cost.

VIP student who can’t be arrested.

Is the Class President.

If he gets hurt, we all get hurt.

I’ll be dead before you get kidnapped.

Haven’t you heard? His granduncle is the current President of Panem.

Has common sense.

Your bromantic boyfriend is a freaking kleptomaniac.

What’s with the Hello Kitty merch?!

Your family is corrupt AF.

Hates his shady & scheming relatives.

Half of your uncles are banned from entering The Academy.

Can you file a very powerful restraining order for me?🥺

Needs to work on his “begging” skills.

Might have the power to end the Hunger Games forever.

Will most likely win the Hunger Games by hiding and having a lot of sponsors to keep him alive.

Andrew Keys Under Sun (Androcles Anderson)

A wannabe reporter like his mama.

A self proclaimed “professional kleptomaniac.”

Stole my morphling bottles.😠🔪

Stole my very expensive wristwatch.

Stole my personal diary journal.

Where is my freaking wallet, Andrew Keys?!

Is straight up a criminal.

Knows how to pickpocket like a pro.

Never give him a hairpin.

I gave you an inch, you f*ckin’ ran a mile.

You’re lucky that your mama can destroy my reputation.

Stole a thousand & plus items from school.

Is maybe secretly dating the Class President.

The only reason why you haven’t been arrested by the authorities is because of your bromantic boyfriend.

Your family only got filthy rich by blackmailing powerful people.

Can break into anyone’s house without being detected.

Dammit! Why do you have natural luck?!

The odds are always in your favor!😩

Can bribe anyone with a slice of pizza.

Will most likely win the Hunger Games by literally stealing everyone’s weapons, sponsors, lovers, mothers, fathers, and of course, your life.

#tbosas #crack post #coriolanus snow #president snow #sejanus plinth #lucy gray baird #hunger games #the hunger games #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #ballad of songbirds and snakes #suzanne collins #thg #thg fandom #thg fanfiction #thg fic #thg series #casca highbottom #dean highbottom #festus creed #lysistrata vickers #crassus snow #felix ravinstill #androcles anderson #snowplinth #crack treated seriously #coriolanus x sejanus #snowjanus #crackship #alternative universe

[vacantgodling]

You already know what I’m here for. Hya/Amon + It’s Called Fool’s Gold For a Reason

thank you korbbbbbbbb 💛💛💛💛

[send me a ship/character + a title and i’ll tell you what the fic will be about]

tbh all my mind can think of is the fiancé au—which, for the uninitiated is one of the quads of different ways amon and hya’s relationship can go. paramour canon is obvs hya is rich x amon is poor, and i kinda swap the roles around for the quad to see how their dynamic would be (because they’re all canonically possible tm). the fiancé au is the au where BOTH amon and hya are rich and the gist of that universe is that they meet each other at a ball and amon essentially becomes infatuated with hya at first sight and spends most of his time concocting schemes to woo him and hya being extremely over the situation. it’s much more rom com esque than my other aus for them.

N E WAY

i think this particular fic would be after (or about) the third time amon proposes to hya. it’s not a third time’s the charm scenario, but its with each subsequent proposal, he and hya have made progress in getting to know one another more. the first time amon proposes it’s very on a whim, they barely know each other and all amon has to say for himself is financial assets but mostly you’re hot and he isn’t that hurt when hya turns him down. second time, they’ve gotten closer some, but he still isn’t Really hurt when hya rejects him. the third time though comes after some substantial time has passed and they’ve spent probably several months now Really getting to know one another. they’ve danced, they’ve probably kissed at some point, the attraction to not just the body but the Person is so THERE…. but then hya rejects amon… again. and this time amon is absolutely deveststed. he starts binge drinking, he’s despondent, he can’t really understand why or what he has to do to get hya to accept him as a partner, yknow? he’s just wondering if (because of his background, and mind you neither of them know the intricacies of the other’s situation yet; hya doesn’t know amon was an orphan adopted by nobility, and amon doesn’t know that hya is an “illegitimate” child—which actually plays into why hya rejects him this third time) yknow. it wasn’t meant to be. that he thought hya was this prized catch but it was just pyrite, fools gold, this whole time.

yet on the opposite end you discover that hya likes amon. he doesn’t really word it like that but he likes amon a Lot and he finds him tolerable and funny if ridiculous and enjoys being around him. but he feels in some parts that he *is* pyrite; that amon is silly to assume that his parents would approve of him marrying a BASTARD yknow? and hya refuses to hear that he’s not good enough for amon and in his Mind he doesn’t necessarily think he isn’t (but he does it’s just buried so deep and he’s SO in denial about it) it’s just that word getting out as well that amon tried to marry a bastard would ruin hya’s reputation and potentially jeopardize his financial situation. so it hurts but he has to say no and keep saying no to amon because he doesn’t want to lie to him. which is something tagetes suggested that they just lie and forge papers (which is coincidentally, how hya marries the keeper in actual canon paramour) but hya cares about amon too much to do that to him.

the fic would end with both of them in their own varying states of depression, not really sure how to cope or move on from there 💛

OOF this ended up being sad i really wanna write this now LMAO 😭 thanks again for the ask!!

#the fiancee au makes me a bit loco ngl #i’m thinking about this SO MUCH rn #s: paramour #fiance au #<- idk if that has a tag PFF #ask games 2024 #fiancee au

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Looking back I think your fic and tumblr made me go through all five stages of grief.

I remember reading the tags over at ao3, and thinking this isn’t too bad. It’s Greek Mythology wtf would I be expecting OTHER than graphic incest?

And besides, it’s only Percy going through it, and reading the first few chapters I understood immediately that Percy was LITERALLY asking for it.

But then I came over to your tumblr and oooh was I unprepared. For, you know, the possible loss of over 80% of the pjo cast. When tf did Kenjaku take control of Camp Half Blood?

Then I remember all the denial and the bargaining asks. Begging for my faves to be safe even though I know that wasn’t going to happen.

(Why do I enjoy reading dark fics like this😭Real life already sucks with all the war and everything💀)

Now I have reached the stage of acceptance, and have come to terms that apart from the overpowered gods, everyone’s lives will be miserable. Strong eat weak and all that.

I just wanted to let you know that you have prepared me for future grief in real life.

And that I no longer have the energy to give a fuck about the pjo verse cuz I know they’re gonna suffer.

Might as well enjoy it and make myself feel better about my own life🤪

HADVJADHJVBD V IM SORRY BUT THE FACT THAT YOU'RE ALREADY GOING THROUGH THE STAGES OF GRIEF CRACKED ME UP 😭

we're not even done with act 1 and ppl are already bracing themselves for act 4 😭

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