#these are five million years old

[jopzer]

i don't think i ever posted these on here but. little tracking vest jamies for @roykentalwaysremains !!!

if you want to see more of my doodles, this is perverse: a (horny) royjamie server almost always sees em first!

#jamie tartt #ted lasso #my art #discord dot gg slash royjamie is three members short of 500 #sorry for the shameless promo #these are five million years old #literally drew them on my birthday last year LOL #pardon any flaws in the likeness #i was still learning his shapes

[zhouxiangs]

i noticed it since you came back.

#1000 years old #1000 years old the series #opal kritsapatorn #shane nutchapol #luktaan pusanisa #1000yearsoldedit #sasa gifs #punyo #1000yoep5 #yo's going through it #i'm feeling extremely normal about this scene tho (me when i lie) #it was so hard not to make this five million gifs long

[luuxxart]

COMIC FURY | TUMBLR BLOG

#penitence update #student council au #CHAPTER FIVE FINALE YALL #COME GET YALLS AKESHI JUICE #ok jk jk #u know it’s still a shuake comic at the end of the day #honestly at this point I’ve accidentally given more clear hints to hitonami which is NOT VIABLE but it’s funny #(it is not viable btw bc she is a million years old goddess and he is in high school) #((Marie is like. also hard for me to ship w anyone bc like. I don’t know how to rectify that she is. technically a million years old goddes #ANYWAY ENJOY THE LAST OF TJE CHAPTER #SEE U IN TWO WEEKS FOR CH6 #maybe 3 idk. I kind of want to wait til thanksgiving break to update again

[volfoss]

as a guy that loves getting into obscure media that like. maybe 5 people talk about now. it is interesting the difference between consuming media that is SUPER popular and everyone loves your fave (a curse i would never wish upon anyone. the posts will never be good) and a media that like. there is NO ONE actively posting about. it has barely any fan presence online. and honestly its kind of peaceful

#twist rambles #like. being into the wit/cher books and games and show (the good one. the hexer) was a hellish experience. there was such isnane shipping o #that old man everywhere. there were 5 million bad takes. there were ibs whump fics (which is a plus. more of those should exist). #and it was just like. 50 million incorrect characterizations of my faves. it made me a bit insane. but then irt vol/foss and gan/gsta #its like. peaceful silence. like gan/gsta actually well. has like a minor audience i just have a lot of the tag blocked bc racism is insane #esp when ur like wow ^-^ would love if this complexly written black character was treated half as nicely as the popular guy in that media. #it does not happen. but w vol/foss. there is NOTHING on ao3 (good for me due to loving to torture myself and friends w bad fanfic) and mayb #five posters in the tumblr tag. like NO ONE is really actively playing this that ik of. even on the jp side there hasnt been a ton of #interest for A DECADE. but its weirdly peaceful other than i CANNOT talk to anyone whos played it and go insane over how well its written #its so dire that ive contemplated emailing the person who made a rly helpful fansite back in. 2004 or earlier. and being like hi. thank you #nearly 20 years later lmao. like im glad both of those medias arent super popular BUT it does mean i rly have to make all the content for i #or pester chris for 5 million hours as im in the vol/foss agony mines. but all of that to be said. popular media is such a hellhole for fan #content most of the time. so its been weirdly nice to just be peacefully vibing. even w f/e im still on shadow dragon so its VERY like ok i #care abt this old man that everyone else doesnt like so i can just. peacefully exist.

[waywardstation]

If Ingo and Akari met when she was younger (I’m thinking 5 or younger) and formed a uncle/niece or father/daughter relationship, I see her napping on his chest

Oh that is sweet ;w;

Akari might not do that now, but Ingo still has all of Lady Sneasler’s kits that pile on top of him!! They can do the exact same thing!

#of course the sneaslets also accidentally scratch him and get fur all over the place #something a five year old obviously wouldn’t do #but Ingo still loves them #reminds me so much of my dad when we first got a new puppy #we have a million photos of my dad napping on our couch with the little puppy sleeping on his chest #wayward’s asks

[imhere-imqueer-ilikedeer]

if I had a dollar for every time smut was mentioned in brave new world, I’d have 10 dollars, which isn’t a lot, but it is weird for a 100 year old book.

#Smut #book #brave new world #queer too #Very queer she said #Five million times #im not complaining #But it’s weird for a book 100 years old

[backpackingspace]

Consider the jedi and mandalorian conflict started bc they couldn't agree on (equally deranged) child care.

#Star wars #The jedi #mandalorian #When each culture is equally obsessed with taking care of children #But think the other one is doing child endearment #Key note the rest of the world thinks both are fucked up #The jedi get invited to a mandalorian training ring #And are horrified #Where are these younglings pads? Their (protective) helmets #Their exact lesson plans that they must practice 5 million times??? #What do you mean they don't have to ? Wait why are the guns fake? #The mandolorians get invited to a jedi tournament #And are horrorifed #What do you mean that five year old has a real laser sword?? What do you mean they're going to fight against an adult instead of each other #Why do they spent half their days practicing the exact same moves over and over again for five hours straight

[ashanimus]

I think usernames are probably one of the cutest forms of humor to come out of the dizzying, unrelenting horribleness of the world we live in.

There are so many times where I'm minding my own business scrolling around or working and someone's handle, whether it be a completely out of context personal joke or a statement so absurd you can't help but chuckle at, that will just make my day.

#five million year old gilf and the halfrican are some of my favorites I think about daily

[smarterthantheaverageloser]

Reading up on the current Dream drama like a suburban mother listening to her kids explain the lore of the game they've been playing in the woods for a month

#'he's a dranti and I'm a mangoball so we're enemies and we're gonna fight to the death' 'oh that's nice dear' #I have the tags blocked because I genuinely cannot stand minecraft smp youtubers or whatever they call themselves nowadays #but god do I love peeling back the hermetic seal from time to time to watch some good old fashioned stupid discourse #sipping coffee. reading through the tags. reliving the days of being 13 and arguing over teenage mutant ninja turtles w internet strangers #knowing they will all pretend this didn't happen in five years #it has all the trappings of good ol' tumblr discourse tm #drama. bloodshed. doxxing threats. twitter hysteria. random slang terms for positions on the issue that I have no hope of keeping up with #from the outside #ah yes. a 13 year old calling another 13 year old a predator. exquisite. therapy for one million years #oho! a 27 year old defending some random internet man to the death! telling middle schoolers to kill themselves! #unmatched. what is wrong with them? the world may never know #'drantis dni' I like your funny words magic man #no idea what a dranti is #sounds like a low level dnd monster #johnsense #love minecraft. no idea why it drives people insane #watch me not tag this and still get death threats

[the-valiant-valkyrie]

why dont you play dress up w your fav and maybe you'll calm down

#she is my little dolly and i am a five year old girl w a new playset. or something. #idk i have never played with dolls in my life..... but i get it now. shes going dolly mode. #ive said this a million times but i REALLY love the forge + survivor skin look #it makes me think abt an au where the forge came first and the constant came second. somehow #half broken battle armor. eroding smudges of face paint. ugh 😩 life could be dream #anyways

[tarotwithlove]

carnal appetites · to love someone so much the only logical next step is to eat or be eaten by them

#five million years old but still one of my favourite playlists i've made mwah #give me recs if you have any please #spotify #playlist #carnal appetites #cannibalism #romantic cannibalism #love #mine*

[thunderheadfred]

The only bad thing about pulling Zhongli is that now I’ll be scrolling through my character screen like

(Squeaky anime voice)

(Squeaky anime voice)

(Squeaky an—THX bass rumbles the skin clean off my bones) OSMANTHUS WHINE THO

#zhongli #like #the man sounds like a rock #like he’s five million years old #all his combat lines are just #(bass so loud it shakes the car windows) #meanwhile everyone else on the team is just like eee heeee heeeee I’m an actual infant #fred plays genshin impact

[a-god-in-ruins-rises]

#this article is a few years old #so i expect the numbers to be even higher today #but i've been telling y'all #in 2001 only 134000 people identified as pagan in america #now it's over 1.5 million #and i mean i have plenty of issues with wiccans and neopagans in general #but overall i think this is a good trend #and as it grows i think there will be more opportunities for normal versions of paganism to arise #and help shape its development #we're already seeing this in some places #and i can say that the discourse around pagan circles has dramatically improved compared to ten or even five years ago

[justalitlecreacher]

I've finished Psych so

#psych #poll #i added episodes i forgot about last time #i was really debating between Sixty five million years off and the head the tail the whole damn episode #but the comedy of Shawn jokingly saying dinosaur and being kinda right #will never get old #my vote is going toooooo #psych the musical with deez nups as a very close second

[odrseasonone]

Mages & Magics

magic – lifeforce/souls/energy/whatever

questions: how prolific is it?  who can wield it?  how is it generally regarded?  is it generally known about?

amulets/talismans – we already have some of these: power sources.  dezod’s house and rob and cassius’ dragons are all examples of this.  really, so are all living things, in a sense.  in any case, withdrawing power/lifeforce/energy/whatever from one being and putting into into something else creates an object (or being in the case of rochilda/safira at the end of the conflagration and rowena’s dragons) of power.  good mages could also make these by placing a part of themselves in them, but they’re probs primarily crafted by dark mages for obv reasons.

questions: can non-sorcerers wield such objects? how many of these are known out in the world? if multiples, can we form a plotline out of this – the resistance seeking these objects of power in order to fight back?

alternate species – only non-humanoid examples.  dragons certainly exist and, for example, gryffins and phoenixes may also, as they are the emblems of great houses, etc

questions: what alternate species are real?  where do they exist?  are they extinct/underground/extant?  

mages – some are born with it, such as ric, dezod, and avina, but most people are not (exception: have it thrust upon them aka helena).  the only learnable form of magic is dark magic.

questions: what makes it dark? (presumably a taboo against disturbing the gods’ chosen order?) what, precisely, besides healing and gaining more power, can be achieved by the use of magic? are herbs and potions used or is it simply an act of the will? are there words of power?  staffs (i absolutely object to wands)? any sort of totems?  what is known, generally, about magic and its wielders?

#world building #magic #dark magic #kate #started this five millions years ago and apparently never posted #but its from a work chart that's supposed to help writers sort of figure out their systems a bit more #i mean we can also easily do a soft system rather than a hard one but sort of figure out the logic of it either way i mean #i like both hard and soft systems so im good either way whatever moves you <3 #anyway idr what i wrote and i know we decided ~not to do some things and ~to do others so forgive me if its old info #dezod #avina #ric #safira #cassius #rowena #helena #rochilda

[buckhelped]

if you want an idea of just how bad i am about procrastinating edits i’m sitting here immensely self-satisfied at having started a gifset a whole four days before the event and also wondering how i’m going to cope if i actually finish it early and can’t post it immediately

#sometimes i see people talking about having a million edits in their drafts and i simply do not understand #when i finish something i need to figuratively grab everyone by the hand and lead them over to admire my masterpiece #like a five year old who just discovered finger painting #that's what this is for me #bon.txt #cries in photoshop