#theres so much about this that i just OBSESS OVER

[seancekitsch]

What about the Vees sharing reader?

this is actually kinda sweet despite the fact that they're all literal villains? i love them im not sorry

When Valentino has you, it’s the closest thing to all of you being a polycule. Valentino loves being physical with you, anywhere, everywhere. But Valentino is a busy man, and Val enjoys watching you with Vel and Vox, often filming it for his private collection. Hell, sometimes Val even watches you and Kitty play. He’s also a big fan of sharing you with Vel and Vox. Sometimes all at once. Thats the only time Vel will be anywhere near the other two, just to get her hands on you. Val loves the way he towers over you, loves gifting you weapons and taking his time polishing and customizing them for you. He’s obsessed with making sure you’re armed and protected, even though with the Vees you’ll literally never need to use it. He sneaks videos of you into Vee’s movie night rotations, often enough that the others expect and look forward to it. Honestly he doesn’t love the big lavish dates with you, his favorite thing is to take you in the back of his limo and drive around Pentagram City with you, sometimes getting freaky, but more often than not its champagne and him pointing out his favorite neon signs to you and being excited to have you all to himself in this little private way. 

When it’s Velvette in your room she likes to play hard. Dressing you up, dressing you down, taking you apart just to put you back together. She loves to leave her mark on you any way she can, whether it’s love bites and bruises or a matching tattoo she designed. She’s all about extremes in your relationship. Vel is the one least likely to share when it’s her time with you, definitely not above throwing things or shouting at the guys when they come sniffing around. If they come on dates, they’re your muscle to make sure you’re well protected when she takes you clubbing or to an expensive or experimental new restaurant. She actually forces Val and Vox to go on their own little date nearby so that they don’t bug the two of you. She actually takes the time to print out and make physical collages of pictures of the two of you, writing sweet and funny little notes and adding stickers before hanging them up on her wall. (Theres also one of the four of you but that collage is much harder to find.) Vel loves gifts and little physical trophies and mementos of your relationship, little physical reminders of you. Her most prized possession is a necklace you made for her one night at the very beginning of your relationship when you binged Voxflix and played around in her workshop until dawn. 

When you’re on Vox’s arm he’s possessive and boastful. He loves showing you off as his partner and plaything, taking you to any press event dressed in only the best and holds you close. The paparazzi has hundreds of pictures of him tonguing you in front of the Vee tower and getting in and out of limos. Val swears his boyfriend hires the paps to get more photos of the two of you. Val and Vel know to flank the two of you at these events, but they always get their secret little moments. Val loves to escort you for smoke breaks and share cigarettes with you, kissing the smoke from your lips. Vel loves to take you to the bathroom under the guise of fixing outfits and make up but you always end up coming back more disheveled. Vox doesn’t mind, in fact, he loves that you’re being so well taken care of. He feeds off the attention though, the head rush when his fans overheat from your constant kissing and touching. He loves when you fawn over him, and he takes care of you in return. Vox is always the first to draw you a bath or offer a back rub after a long day or cook your favorite meal just because. 

#vox x reader #velvette x reader #valentino x reader #poly vees x reader #vees x reader

[pipartuuli]

at any given moment, instead of thoughts in my head, it's just this.

#audio #music #brendon small #galaktikon ii #metalocalypse #mtl #theres so much about this that i just OBSESS OVER #how loud the bass is - right up there with the other guitars #the whooooooa [whoa-oa-oa] which i believe 100% to be toki and skwis #THE WHOLE ENDING GOD IT GIVES ME CHILLS #the way the VERY end has a kind of simple rhythm that sounds VERY MUCH like the show theme #brendo is a GENIUS GAWD #Spotify

[sharpiedoodleee]

need more fics where Ghost is obsessive. where he’ll kill for Johnny, where he *does* and he does it well. where hes fucked up and unhealthy but does it so casually, so without a thought. too used to a fucked up life to know the difference anymore

#bro has so much trauma #i just think #that as much as itd be funny if hes just a goofy guy #just a guy from manchester #theres also something so special about him obsessing over the one good thing in his life #of him being determined not to lose it again #i think with Roach he couldve been simon #couldve lived his life semi normally #but i think that after losing him he breaks #and now with jonny hes determined to keep this #a starved dog finally being given food #protective of whats theres #selfish for once in his life #y’know #simon ghost riley #ghost cod #cod ghost #john soap mactavish #cod soap #ghostsoap #soapghost #ghoap #sharpie screams

[lavenoon]

If only he could control the tides - maybe he wouldn't feel like he's drowning

Companion piece to this

#five nights at freddy's security breach #fnaf sb #daycare attendant #fnaf moon #post let luce #my art #smth smth everyone cried so much over the sun pic it filled an ocean #so obviously moon had to drown in it /j #i may be a little obsessed with ironic themes regarding their names #i swear i love them theres lots of art where i do give them a break #im just not posting that lmao #n e ways #i do think about moon and the virus a lot. how much awareness he has left and if maybe he tried fighting it #as an animatronic he doesn't need to breathe. can't drown. but maybe it felt close #slowly losing himself and consciousness #sinking deeper and deeper

[a-blip-of-billdip]

we need more ford haters in this fandom. this dude is a fucking loser. it has nothing to do with him being a nerd, and everything to do with him being a borderline narcissist who has ruined the lives of every single person he's come in contact with

#gravity falls #ford pines #stanford pines #fuck ford #yall i cannot describe how much i hate this fucking dust bag #i hate how much the fandom is obsessed with him too #even alex acknowledges that ford is an asshole whos in love with himself and has no problem destroying peoples lives to get what he wants #examples; stan fiddleford (almost) dipper and mabel (almost) his au self and fiddleford in an au AND the entire dimension of that au #fiddlefords entire family- their parents (specifically his mother who loved stan more than she loved ford and NEVER GOT TO SEE HER SON AGAI #BEFORE SHE DIED BC OF FORDS FUCKING ACCUSATION) #which btw let me just side track slightly to point out that ford DIDNT make a pwrpetual motion machine. #if all it takes is one screw loose for it to stop working it isnt a perpetual motion machine. period. #he wouldve gotten into thr college with a lie and he wouldve absolutely failed to meet the expectations in his 'dream scgool' #(a school he didnt even know about until the day pRIOR. a school he was willing to abandon his TWIN over and... again. #destroyed stans life over.) #theres so so so so so so so many other examples #so mamy #but im getting TOO mad

[reitheist]

I would pay exorbitant amounts to see a live action, adult-oriented show with all the agony, heart, and hilarity of ourgoodshadows surrounding queer women pretty pleaseeeee

#yes i know all about the cartoon lesbians they're excellent #but an explicitly queer show geared toward adults about a sapphic relationship would be nice yknow #theres older shows but they dont really align with the vibe i like #plus im a fan of vamps pirates and demons. sue me. #the only adult woman-centric queer show i know with the same sort of fantastical life-or-death will-they-wont-they vibe is utena #which is excellent but theres only so much utena in the world unfortunately #if anyone has any recs please feel free to share im desperate here #because being a lesbian with my main obsessions almost exclusively surrounding masculine queer expression feels lonely sometimes #dont get me wrong masc queer expression is great! #in fact i tend to relate to it more than femme lesbian stories since im butch/genderfluid/whateverthefuck #i just want a show that examines feminine queerness with the same complexity that o/fmd does #and the women get to try to kill eachother as a treat <3 #tldr; old man yaoi is great but i also if someone did a old woman yuri romcom i would explode on the spot #um. essay over. #personal

[collieii]

i'm gonna be honest if i see one more person saying "he just wanted to live peacefully with his brother 🥺" about stampede knives i will not be responsible for what i do next

#if you can't accept his canon genocide gtfo!! #obviously idc if ppl like him but the way some ppl just gloss over like...everything abt his character #taking knives away from you until you learn how to play w him correctly #millions knives #trigun stampede #trigun #ok tbf stampede does make knives. more sympathetic(ish) (despite how many more graphic murders he commits on screen than other knives) #if i remember right in trimax they didnt rly push 'knives is obsessed w vash' very much #stampede did most of that so ik theres a reason ppl say it and its not necessarily wrong but like. still #guys. he cut off his arm. he threatens and hurts all the ppl vash cares about. and vash himself. #he doesn't respect vash or his choices at all. like. #beginning to think he doesnt actually care abt his brother in a meaningful way... #.lieii

[cringeism]

trying to go through the fallout tag to see what people are saying about the show and to reblog my silly little gifs but all i can think of is that tweet thats like "yall would fuck a fence if it was white"

#txt #like if you want to fuck the ghoul thats fine whatever thats not an inherent bad thing dont twist my words #but the fact that 99% of the tag is about the ghoul or shipping him with lucy and theres barely anything about maximus #we all know why this is happening be for fucking real #if maximus wasnt black the fandom would be obsessing over him as their pathetic little meow meow babygirl i know it i just know they would #his character is at the very least just as interesting as the ghoul and yet hes barely talked about i hate you all so much #maximus sweetie you deserve soooooo much better than this . punches a wall #i love him so much and find him soooo interesting i think he is such a great character and then i open tumblr and. next to nothing #disappointing but are we surprised? unfortunately no! how fucking sad is that!!!!!!!!!! #fallout

[todayisafridaynight]

I’m fairly new to the fandom, but I do have a question if you can answer it! Why do people ship Daigo with Aoki / Masato? I tried looking to see if they’ve interacted before, but couldn’t find anything! Sorry for asking I’m just </3 dumb AND I LOVE YOUR ART OF THEM!!! Nerd looking ahhhhhh

hi ! welcome to the community i hope you're having a lovely time so far and ty for enjoyin my stuff :) no need for apologies it's a very fair question to have :]

i cant speak for everyone (all. ten people into masadai anyway) but Personally To Me i just think the idea of them together is very funny. thats quite literally it im afraid..

#snap chats #//twenty page google doc in the background// ignore that. it's mostly for comedic purposes #might also be my fault idk sorry about that. allegedly. idk ive had like three people tell me they started to ship them cause of me 🧍‍♂️ #@mementoasts is another person who's drawn masadai and whose stuff i love and am inspod by .. i love their disneyland fic sm ... #there was another artist on twitter who posted a neat drawing of them but i cant remember who they were and i didnt bookmark it //screams// #recently there's been ANOTHER masadai artist ive started following on twitter - @wifekiryu. his account's n/s/f/w fyi before you go looking #he has a tumblr too @foxdies. i say cause i realized as much recently vjeaKLGJALKGJ #oh but I GUESS ill get deeper into why. /i/ personally ship masadai or whatever #first off they're opposing factions yet their character alignments Do Not Match their roles. stereotypically anyway #aoki who leads the 'surface' of society and is meant to be an admirable figure and someone 'just' when really. he sucks LMAO #though that's not atypical of politicians but just from a stereotypical This Is A Respectable Individual perspective of his role #daigo on the other hand leads the 'underbelly' of society- yk comprised of dangerous criminals and outcasts and whatnot #yet as we know him daigo's compassionate and considerate of his men- he doesnt treat them like tools like aoki does #if put in a room with the two daigo would be most people's choice of person to hang out with. probably open a trapdoor on aoki tbh #and i think thats really cool and epic i always love that kinda Subverting Expectations thing #theres also the fact they both started off like. edgy/angsty in the franchise and then brush up down the line #masato does a stronger 180. publicly. obviously but its still really funny they both have to get their act together #if you wanna talk about in-text reasons. there really is none LMAO I TELLS YOU masadai is pure crack #but if i wanted to pull a muscle reaching then there's daigo being on aoki's side while everyone else is on arakawa's during the funeral #im lying of course. mitsu was behind him. rgg tryna make me forget mitsu exist .... put him back in y8 .... #and ofc ichi joins that side to even out the seating but moving on another Goofy Reason is arakawa being like #'the chairman and my son are like p much the same age Surely he knows how he thinks :)' #and then i just think daigo being all smarmy about outsmarting aoki is really goofy and im choosing to interpret that as personal #they both also have issues with their dad. s. dad/s/. anyway. #tbh the google doc tag was a joke but i really could sit here and list every dumb reason why i think theyre funny together #like i started going over the tag limit so uhhhh yeah needless to say i have a lot of. dumb reasons 💀💀💀💀 #one day ill use the main text for long rambles like this but todays not that day Point Is my imagination is rampant im afraid #so the short and sweet of it is I Think It's Funny. And They'd Be Terrible Together. Which Is Why It's Funny. #and the unfortunate part is anything i find funny i obsess over for a year so. //gestures to the mountain of bullshit thats my masadai tag/

[sludgeguzzler]

i think im in love with an phone tower

#she just means so much to me #like shes always there...... in the view from my window........ #its like shes some sort of being that watches over me idk. i love her #shes like a skeleton with only nerves and veins and arteries.... obsessed with her #theres her and theres this other guy whos also a tower but this aint about him #talk

[stinkrascal]

i try to give ppl grace when it comes to media literacy bc analyzing media is a skill you have to actively learn to sophisticate so its very understandable that ppl are at different levels w this skill. but at the same time i really do hate it when ppl say theres no such thing as a "bad way" to interpret art cuz like ok i understand our interpretations of art are shaped by our experiences in our lives but also i watched "the shining" in theaters a few days ago and it was super good so i went to watch some video essays on the movie and i saw a video about "the wendy theory" and it actually made me lose hope for media literacy way faster than literally any fandom discourse any of you buffoons have forced upon me. like im sorry but if you watched the shining and your only takeaway was well wendy was actually hallucinating the whole time cuz thats the only way the story events make sense cuz the supernatural isnt real therefore it couldnt Really Be Ghosts or whatever in this story nay this documentary where only things that can happen in real life can happen in this fictional story. it mustve been my whore wife all along. it very much gives "i really enjoyed this story, except for the parts where the story happened"

#ik this movie has been theorized 2 death but like come on #how do you watch Domestic Abuse Simulator the movie and then conclude that actually it was all in her head cuz #theres some continuity errors with the furniture in the background of the scenes where jack and wendy are talking... #which means that ACKSHULLY wendy was hallucinating her abuse the whole time and shes the real abuser! like what #wouldnt it be more fun to actually engage with the story instead of obsessing over continuity errors IDK IDK IDK weird man #its like why is all that so much easier for dudebros to get behind than the idea that kubrick just made a mistake while filming LOL #anyways ily guys i'll never ever get mad about any bad media takes u guys ever have ever again #cuz i promise none are as bad as this dogshit take

[sonknuxadow]

recently ive been on a spree of watching random lps series on youtube and today i decided to watch sophiegtv's old csi lps series and its been such a trip. anyway look at this image

#i love old littlest pet shop videos so much #there is just something so special about 10+ year old 240p youtube videos of 13 year olds waving toys in front of a camera #acting out the most dramatic thing youve ever watched #with the worst audio quality youve ever heard in your life and random copyrighted songs playing every 5 seconds #more recent lps videos are good too but theyre just. too polished the vibe is totally different #ANYWAY why does nobody talk about sophiegtv's other series. its always lps popular this and lps popular that #what about csi lps. what about lps summer camp. huh. what about them #i was so obsessed with that summer camp series when i was younger #i would watch it over and over and act out my own versions of it with my lps #btw did you guys know that lps popular ISNT cancelled the next episode is in development its juzt taking forever. #that knowledge haunts me like one day im gonna open youtube and theres gonna be a new episode of lps popular out of nowhere

[skitskatdacat63]

I feel like at least several times a month, I have a random insane revitalization of my love for The Smiths. Not that I ever stop loving them, but I'll listen to some song and then suddenly fall into this pit of just deep, intense love for their music again where I can't stop listening to their music on repeat and watching live performances and looking at pics like AAAAAHHHHHH WHY IS THEIR MUSIC SO GOOOD?????? WHY IS IT PERFECT?????? WHY WERE THEY SO GENDER???????

(songs I am feeling intense brainrot over rn in case you're curious: "I Want The One I Can't Have(live)", "Stretch Out and Wait(live)", "You Just Haven't Earned It Yet Baby", "Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others(demo)", "What She Said", "The Boy With The Thorn in His Side(live)"(p.s. I Want The One I Can't Have is Martian-coded to me, pls listen)(also it reminds me of that movie I watched yesterday)

#i want the one i cant have is playing on repeat in my brain rn and i watched a live performance and i was tearing up. why am i like this #the live versions of their songs are just incredibly good like at an insane level to me #i know the guitar is very complicated bcs my brother is equally obsessed w the smiths and rants to me abt how hard their music is to play #so the fact that their live performances are equal if not better than their studio versions is crazy #and i love the way he sings in live versions AAAAHHHH like just so over the top and dramatic #i absolutely love singing along to music and their songs are perfect bcs i can be as dramatic and loud as i want #and that hes singing perfectly and dramatizing it so much also while dancing along to it on stage?????? #their music has an energy to it in every single aspect that no other band will ever be able to reach for me #i spent so much of today just dancing along to their music and singing over the top. i just felt so joyful 🥹🥹🥹🥹 #GAAAHHHH sorry i just am really in it rn hahaha #its just crazy to me ig that ive listened to these songs so many times and they still fill me with such emotion #my mom sings and dance along w me tho shes like 'wow youre so energetic today did you hit your head or smth' 😭😭😭 #also was losing my mind looking at their pictures today and gahhhhhhhhb such gender envy their gender is unmatched to me #but its so funny every time i get gender envy over smiths era morrissey + #because theres some pics of my dad from that same period of time when he was younger where he literally looks exactly like morrissey #SIR WHY DID I NOT INHERIT YOUR LEVEL OF GENDER???????(my dad was a icon sjdkkd we look alike tbh) #anyways: i feel very joyful and energetic about their music. they just make me so happy and i want to dance around again 🥹 #i think this recent lapse into the pit was bcs i listened to the demos/live versions on The Queen is Dead deluxe edition #and im like ....how the fuck are they this fucking good?????? #hehehe tho my passion has affected others 🤭 #my brother is learning some songs on guitar atm and waxes poetic abt their instrumentals #my dad always listens to their entire discography when he needs background music. and my mom sings and dances w me #sorry this is unhinged i just feel a lot of serotonin bcs their music and i need to infect other people LMAO #maybe i need to make another web weave #catie.rambling.txt

[capriszn]

almost every cdrama i‘ve watched could have been a 10/10 if it wasn’t for those last ten minutes packed with the entire finale like every single one without fail got that rushed ending…. why do they keep doing this to me stop

#literally every single one!!! i feel like theres gotta be some sort of rule for screenwriters #and i mean the 10/10 i enjoy the storylines so much and theyre not comparable to kdramas like people would like to think #but they always do everything in the last few minutes and it takes away so much from the story #wifty is the only one i accept bc they fast forwarded their future and that drama actually changed my life lmao i think abt them every day #even a river runs through it which started of as my new absolute favorite show..whyd they reunite in the last 3 minutes i was MAD #but i can accept it bc i still love them sm #but the two most unforgivable ones are meet yourself which is also one of my favorites bc you robbed me of my wedding lmao #second one arsenal military academy bc they just walked into the sunset and they didnt show any of the characters again???? bruh #and i will also forever complain about love like the galaxy which had me obsessed and hooked like no other show i actually lost sleep over i #BUT MY WEDDING!!!!! give me my wedding scene please i am mentally ill and i hate marriage irl so of course i need dramas to end in weddings #anyways. i love cdramas #i have watched more cdramas in 6 months than a decade of watching kdramas bc i always drop them lmao #but please give those stories and characters proper endings im begging you atp its dishonoring the material lmao #personal

[infizero]

great now im thinking about sa2 again. it always circles back to this

#specifically thinking about eggman and tails' conversation at the very end. that shit is so insane i NEED more stuff like that #there is something about sa2's story that has never been replicated exactly again. and i think a part of that is just how much #the end of everything there seemed to affect just about everyone involved. #sonic and rouge were both saddened by shadow's death. and from the way eggman talks about it in shadow the hedgehog when admitting #that shadow isnt actually an android. it seems like he was also kind of shaken up from it. even tho of course most of it was his fault #like sa2's end just had this feeling of being So crazy and serious and a huge threat. theres been other times that the whole planet was #at risk of being destroyed. but i think what separates it and makes it feel so much more impactful is the aftermath #like not only did everyone including eggman have to team up to stop this threat. which already ups the stakes #but afterwards. that brief moment of peace. im constantly thinking about that ending cutscene #everything was so serious and impactful that after it was all over. they couldnt just go back to normal. everyone involved had to just. #take a moment #the fact that eggman just stands there. and speaks very genuinely to TAILS of all people. about his grandfather and how he idolized #him as a boy. i cant recall any other scene in the whole franchise where something like that happens. where for a brief moment #they arent fighting and eggman just. chills there with them. and speaks to them as if they aren't heroes and villain #they've had other alliances sure. but nothing like this where they just. coexist. #ive always been so obsessed with it. god #serena.txt

[nosygay]

cat obsession rotting my brain

#my cat my kitty kitty cat #im obsessed with her i love her so much already i think its fair #but i love how my sister and friends also love her so much?? #i cant shut up about sara im like sara sara sara cant wait for sara thinking im annoying #and everyones just like hell yeah cant wait yo meet her #she spent a year on the streets and another year in the foster home and nobody wanted to adopt her #and now shes surrounded with love all over town #dhe doesnt even know!!!!! #my bff said tell me as soon as you get her i need to come over #my babyyyyy my sweet little babyyy #she has triangle cat eaaaars #(not really bc one has the tip missing but anyway) #a cute little kitty black nose #paw beans!! #so many cool things abt a cat! shell say meow and ill say meow meow and well be best friends forever & i feel like im 5 when i talk lke this #we'll hang out on the balcony and judge everyone and she'll have a sweet cat bed chilling spot on the window sill #theres always a cat in the next window over but he doesnt go out on the balcony i think #i can't wait its honestly frying my brain