#then i put 0.5

[coffeeaddictandinsomniac]

because i am weird, i put down everything i read into a spreadsheet. i don't know whether to be amazed or worried that i have read 5.5 million words this year and it's only april.

#caiffee spills #this includes fanfics and novels and the such #might be a little off since there are some that i do forget to put in or don't put in because i only read a really small portion of them #and like i can't always get a proper word count for the novels and the like #i have little sections for whether its a fanfiction or not too lol #fanfics are like 70% of it #i put genres in that section too #the next highest one is paranormal with 4 lol #i also have the amount of time it took for me to read them #right now there's an outlier since a fic i was reading was updating pretty regularly and i would read it as it came out #so i didn't put the end date until it stopped updating regularly #but besides that one the longest it took for me to read a fic is 9 days lol #anything that takes less than a day i put in as 0.25 unless i spent a good majority of the day reading it #then i put 0.5 #i do not understand how the days amount to 131.5 since we're only on day 114 #im not good at math i just put things in lol

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

An unbothered queen has entered, and subsequently left.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wen qing #wen ning #jiang cheng #wei wuxian #In the audio drama she quite literally opens the door and then leaves after seeing them without breaking conversation. #It is both so impressive and deeply funny to me. #I imagine her just literally pivoting in one foot and walking right out. #She came home after a long day at work and in 0.5 seconds went “I would rather go back to the office than deal with this right now”. #Besides tickling me to near tears - this scene is also a great introduction to Wen Qing - her first instinct is to protect! #She lives by the code of 'I don't care who you are - if you need help I will lend it.' a true doctor and professional. #Sure she is *mad* that Wen Ning puts himself (and her to a lesser extent) at risk by helping 'the enemy' but she gives in quick. #I love Wen Qing a lot - she is such an unsung hero in this story. #Sorry that her first appearance on this blog was...what it was. I'll let your curiosity take you down that path...

[wacky-wonders]

these are fun to make

#MY EDIT #might make more actually #saw #tcm #tcm 1974 #saw 0.5 #saw 2004 #evil dead #the evil dead #texas chainsaw massacre #the texas chainsaw massacre #please credit if u use btw #this got a lot more attention than i anticipated so i just wanna put that out there just in case 'cause i know how some ppl are

[modmad]

tell me something about yourself

I am barely aware of what Taylor Swift looks like and if I met her I am 99.9% sure I would not recognise her. which I hope would piss her off enormously.

#I am not looking at a picture of that woman for more that 0.5 seconds #conversely I could recognise Tony Hawk at a distance of 2.5 miles #*puts this here and waits for the swifties to set me on fire #try it man I've had the worst messages of my life recently #you can't defeat me

[fredbydawn]

The transgender allegory of it all 💚

#am I ever gonna stop putting hearts in the captions of saw videos? no #my video tag #saw #saw 2004 #saw 2003 #saw 0.5 #amanda young #david saw 0.5 #david radford #shawnee smith #leigh whannell #saw franchise #saw gender thing

[jessiethelion]

Think of it as a reverse bear trap

#saw #saw 0.5 #saw 2003 #adam faulkner stanheight #sorry for putting this in the adam tag dont kill me #its adam 2 me #anyways enjoy #i had fun drawing this one :) #sawposting #saw movies #my art

[ipegchangbin]

: ̗̀➛ *ੈ✩‧₊˚ ೃ⁀➷ normal seolar moodboard ✧

#���� z is thinkimg #stylists putting his hair in star clips…him wearing a sleeveless top underneath the shirt…Curly Hair + Chunky Glasses… #THE FUCKING 0.5 SECOND CLIP OF Binnie Tummy Exposure … HIS BUBBLE MESSAGES …!! #i love him so much hes perfect hes everythigb hessoo hfngngnrnwbqbqbbqnw #im going to eat him 👍 peg him bite him whatever I Will Do It.

[bandagedloser]

he’s my princess

#saw #saw 0.5 #david saw 0.5 #i want to put him down the garbage disposal

[cotl-inspiteofyou]

*brings Leshy an offering of Camellia, Foxglove, and both edible and poisonous berries*

O Great Worm, I ask that you grant me your blessing!

#i like this one a lot #cult of the lamb #cotl #answers #in spite of you #isoy #cotl bishop leshy #bishop leshy #cotl leshy #leshy #bishop #cotl bishop #chapter 0.5 answers #imposing my headcanon of leshy being a bagworm with him putting the offerings on his head

[widowshill]

— But it's almost midnight. — Oh, that's the point! At the stroke of twelve, he turns into Dracula. C'mon, Vicki – he won't bite.

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#dark shadows 1966 #victoria winters #roger collins #➤ roger collins & victoria winters. ┊ pain sometimes precedes pleasure，miss winters. #vamp roger au tbt #➤ roger collins. ┊ I and my ghosts want a drink. #➤ victoria winters. ┊ because she’s lost and lonely. because she looks in shadows. #➤ edits & art. ┊ the evans cottage art gallery. #art. #i always feel a little apprehensive about putting r/v things in the general tags bc i know that's not everyone's cup of tea but. #if r/v squicks you out and you don't have me blocked idk why lmakldfgfg. that's what we do here. #well! did you know that the moonflower is a highly poisonous and psychoactive flower that belongs to the nightshade family #and can cause respiratory depression arrhythmias fever delirium hallucinations psychosis and death if taken internally. #and they are night-blooming and pollinated by sphinx moths. much to think about. #scenes from the vamp roger au that i've been plotting with tortie and have only posted like one thing about but. anyway. #should be making violent love to you behind a palm tree etc. but the moonflowers in liz's greenhouse will have to do. #yeah yeah yeah we've all heard about his more famous triangular cousin but what about the real collins vampire huh. #who was here in 1966 draining years off another man's life. who spent ten years in a coffin (augusta) and came back wrong. #who knows nothing but a habitual; driving; consuming thirst. #who feeds on the youth and innocence of his governess – of his sister's hospitality – of the shelter of the collins blood. #who prefers; instead of living; to bury himself in the collins tomb. #who creates not biological sons but makes other men into monsters just like him. #also lou was really hot as a vampire for 0.5 seconds in hods.

[cashweasel]

They make running away from the paparazzi look so sexy 🥴

( @sysba 🥰)

#ocs #can I interest you in some galen art in these trying times? jdkskdjfj #it kills me tw galael is smiling straight at the cameras and valen is hiding from her bad decisions loll 😭 #jk she likely wasn’t in the mood or just flicking her hair #she loves her bad decision very dearly she would never be embarrassed of him<3 #and they’re very good looking too! you won’t catch ugly galael ever they simply don’t exist #made me think of those memes where someone wld try to snap an ugly pic of a dude and he’s smoldering in every single one of them #😭 #I would argue that their 0.5 forehead pics on valen’s phone are also pretty #also tiktok girlies were so right about blonde highlights on red hair 10/10 she looks hot and slutty as fuck #anyways I love these clowns they mean a lot to me actually #been a while since I doodled them a finished drawing #have a bunch of wips tho I should finish them bc these blorbos always deserve more art and I miss em #galen #my art #they’re the IT couple fr #put them on a top 5 celebrities of the season article #<<<< now I wanna draw them naked with a fur coat on the cover of a magazine #… 🧍‍♂️please god I have work to do

[solradguy]

They're going to do more Sol story in season 3 and it's going to drive me nuts in a bad way I can feel it in my bones. They're going to put his ass in a domestic situation and Homer Simpson him. If I name the evil it can't hurt me

#textpost #I think the worst possible direction they could take his story is if Jack-O' gets pregnant 100% serious #It would turn Jack-O' into a Wife Character like they did with Dizzy and the 'new protagonist is the kid of the OG protag' trope- #-is one of my least favorite tropes ever. It's so hard to write it in a way where the kid's not just like Diet Protagonist #Like here's the new character. It's just like the old main character but young and with 0.5% the amount of lore AND #now we have to agonize through having a teenager protagonist for a while #Sorry unrelated to everything YT just put Rainbow in the Dark right in the middle of a bunch of Tool and Smashing Pumpkins #Anyway ideal situation for Sol is he flies to the moon and kicks Asuka's ass since he didn't get to earlier and then he- #-spends the rest of his life making 9000 gunswords and custom motorcycles and hanging out with Axl and Jackie

[miakwat]

I got to meet Neil Newbon earlier!! I booked a photo op and froze the moment it was my turn to take a picture 😭

#we spoke for 0.5 seconds but he was really nice #he asked for permission to place his hand on my shoulder and I didn’t hear him at first #but he waited and repeated his question #and only put his hand on my shoulder after I said yes #SORRY THATS SUCH A SMALL THING #But personal space means a lot to me so that was really nice to hear #Astarion #elijah kamski #gavin reed #those are the only three characters I know him as 😭

[kadens-a-bee]

In my Spotify wrapped in 2021 I believe, my number one song was apparently Two Trucks and I still haven't recovered

#i will never get over seeing my top song unveiled and the first thing i interpret is Neil singing about trucks having sex to me #i took psychic damage from that #thats what happens when you put the whole lemon demon discography on shuffle #you get two trucks as your top song #but at least i was in the top 0.5% of lemon demon listeners so W ig #kaden speaks #lemon demon

[katewalker]

Born to be partner material, but condemned to be plagued by so many insecurities.

#not only i can cook pretty well #but turns out i can also take care of basic plumbing problems? #sure if i tried i could also like put furnitures together and shit #anyway i kinda repaired my shower tap #only kinda bc i cant fix the problem but i did took the tap entirely off to put it back in #bc the replacement i bought doesn’t fit for 0.5 freaking cm #anyway yeah i could be so useful on top of being weird and kind #but alas you look once at me and im convinced you find me repulsive ✌️ #pau.txt

[prettyhatem4chine]

watched 0.5 last night and i’ve been thinking about him ever since

#saw #saw 0.5 #david #i wish he had a last name i feel awkward just putting dave #leigh whannell #james wan