#them is sooooooo funny to me

[galedekkarios]

screenrant wants to be a tumblrina galeposter soooooo bad like (max mayfield voice) screenrant, you're so behind it's ridiculous

#said lovingly bc i love sorcerer with a wizard's education gale 💜 #larian's lore discrepancies aka one man's trash is another man's treasure 😁👍 #his innate ability to master the weave and casting spells as a toddler.... gale my sweetheart dearest love.. there's something #your mother and i have been meaning to tell you...... 😔 #the idea of him repeating tht story all his life and no one ever having the heart to tell him he might be a sorcerer bc of how he gets abt #them is sooooooo funny to me #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #<- Hi . now look at my post

[canneddolts]

(most of) the barney voice lines before the resonance cascade in half life vs. blue shift vs. decay

#twas for comparing the Attitudes they have to each player #its very clear & very funny to me #also im soooooo normal over pre rescas normal ass office interactions with them #as u can tell..from everything i post #everyone is so sweet to gina & collette (from how little ive played) #& its sooooooo uughdffbbvmnxbnmvc #hl1 #half life #halflife #half life decay #half life blue shift #my stuff #barney calhoun #but not te others

[rooolt]

the silly little world I like to live in is one in which Grace Chasity, disciple of the Lords in Black, can use their power to call on a facsimile of the ghost of max jagerman, basically him but not with enough power to escape the Black and White for real, and she uses him as her little attack dog to do her dirty work

#It’s sooooooo funny to me like be real play in this space with me #She doesn’t even need the LiB to control him he’ll just do whatever she tells him to #They’re so toxic and awful to me I’m obsessed with them #Npmd #nerdy prudes must die #grace chasity

[worstloki]

entering the story and deciding it's your mission to save your favourite depressed, lowkey suicidal, losing-hope blorbo

#some people enter the story as a villain and want to NOT DIE #and others are isekai'd as background filler that just want the character they love to live and be happy #there are plenty of examples of this trope but i thought it would be funny to throw derelict favourite on there T-T #like bro there are legendary tier stories and comparing them to the regular ones in the genre is so so funny to me #compares solo leveling to like. spare me great lord #the difference a male vs female lead can make in comic content is sooooooo funny #like yeah the plots are like 80% the same tropes over and over #but that just makes it very funny #it's not a surprise that the romance genre in manwha tends to have fem leads but it is very funny #if you look for a male lead the universe stares into your soul and asks if you are looking for yaoi #XD #omniscient reader's viewpoint is enough romance for me #male leads that have no romantic interest and actively try to stay away from romance subplots in their isekai'd world are superior anyway #💥🦅🔥

[eggy-the-boy]

Is it my most accurate text post? Probably not. Is the thought of them saying this extremely funny to me? Absolutely. 

(this has been sitting in my drafts for so long help)

#ok I don't like this one nearly as much as the other ones I've made but its been sitting in my drafts for sooooooo long so fuck it #idk them bickering is very funny #also I feel bad because I he to blank out Lucy and Kat's faces and to me it looks really strange but it was only way I could make it :( #also this whole scene is just so much fun and I love it so much #George's smug but justified rant #Kipp's team bickering and getting so annoyed #Barnes being done with everyone #Lockwood's smug face #all of it is art #anyway #lockwood and co #lockwood and co netflix #anthony lockwood #lucy carlyle #george karim #quil kipps #text posts

[snixx]

my sister's boyfriend is the music president of the school and every time she starts telling me about their silly little music club drama I get so many glee club flashbacks. I've said it before and I'll say it again bro is literally living in high school musical jesus

#THEY'RE ALL SO DRAMATIC AND EGOISTIC LMFAOOO #and they're all always fighting over getting a solo it's so funny #unfortunately my sister has zero interest in their bullshit and knows everything she does about them against her will #so she told me the story until the climax and i was like. wait. THEN WHAT HAPPENED #and she was like dude idfc im so tired of all of them they keep acting like five year olds #._. #and she's house captain so she has to approve all the performers from her house or smth #but it's so fucking funny her boyfriend is the funniest mf on the planet istg they're sooooooo benvi coded #this was what my musicians (derogatory) post was about yesterday btw. #NOT about my ex best friend the most Evil musician in the world for once crazy i know #although i did keep getting war flashbacks #girlblogging.pdf

[deus-ex-mona]

man. this song reminds me of physiology class

#throwback to physiology class [x] years ago when this clique sitting behind me drank a sip of water every time #our lecturer said the word ‘infarction’ #they kept tricking her into saying the word which was pretty funny at the time #but that’s just what this song reminds me of with the frequency at which they say the phrase ‘white day kiss’ #of all of the new album songs to get stuck in my head… it’s this and abs. #can’t stop thinking about meoto but white day kiss is looping in my mind aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa #i. i think i need some sleep. but my album’s supposed to arrive within the next 2 hours and aufhhfjfjjfjrjdjdjdjdhs #5-7pm delivery is too cruel of a delivery slot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #g god i really shouldn’t have stayed up for meoto… maybe i’d have a little more sanity then… #i keep going back to my tl to look for typos and im just. wondering if this song is really real. #like. dammit. promises to stay by each other’s sides forever???? even through reincarnation too??? #wh. what are the chances that we’ll get a meoto mv this week? (pls say more than 0) #i think we could all windows movie maker a 1-2 image white day kiss mv from the honeypre event illusts if we tried hard enough sooooooo #i sure hope that if any new song gets an mv this week it’ll be meoto!!!!!!! #pls lemme see them being in love all through the seasons ill c r y #ok i’ll shut up for now see you within 2 hours (maybe) when d to the h to the l finally gives me my album

[starswallowingsea]

omg

omg rika!!!!

#look at my babygirl!!! #i read the post d4fes stories. m4 go on a roadtrip around japan and just kinda pick up gigs #they bill it as a tour but they have nooooooo actual gigs lined up. rika just kinda makes friends with people #and gets them jobs #its sooooooo funny look at you go rika. saori got her drivers license so she's the driver the whole time #10/10 would read. they eat so much food and vlog all about it amdspfiojasdpfoas #message in a bottle #peach-tia #tia's tag #d4dj #rika seto #hope u dont mind me main tagging this but everyone needs to see rika

[grandwretch]

what i wanted to do: finish ch 5

what i ended up doing: 5k of outlines and rewrites

#shut up az #oimw #the problem with me is that i love edits and outlining and planning #its sooooooo fun #like planning and editing is doing a fun puzzle in your house in your comfy pajamas #actually writing is like being the opener at a comedy show- telling a funny story to a group of people who are only here to see the next gu #one of them is fun and im very good at it #the other one is scary and im not very good at it #so i end up doing the fun one im good at wayyyyy more #i still can't spell tho. those typos will be there forever whether any of us like it or not

[loveofastarvingdog]

god, i miss flirting with women so bad

#timothy's txts. #said w fag voice #i miss being the silly guy flirting with women who are not interested in me at all except for the great fun that comes with flirting #i don't want any stakes in the game i just want to bat my eyelashes and say my aren't you so strong and lovely #and have them say i'm funny and sweet #and open the door for them and carry things for them and have them say i've swept them off their feet #and then i want to go home and be a faggot overthinker about guys and have them go home to their boyfriend jakey #i'm sooooooo good at flirting intentionally until it's someone i could conceivably have a crush on #and then suddenly it's liek O_O whag.

[ofpd]

do you have a les mis fic rec list 👀

yeah i am somehow able to make one which is insane bc i usually don't even read fic. the only time ive ever read this much fic before was when i was into atla which like. that was a hyperfixation strong enough to get me onto this website. exr has such an effect on me... (and yeah almost all of this is gonna be exr. naturally)

i assume you've read or at least heard of world ain't ready, but i'd be remiss not to mention it! the thing with this fic is that it's the ultimate exception to every preference i tend to have with exr fic—it's a modern au, it ends with them having a good, loving, requited, healthy relationship (and with them being alive), and it's often cheesy in a very fanfic way. and so i was really not expecting to enjoy it nearly as much as i did. like, i really really loved it. it's genuinely quite well-written with compelling characterizations and it really does an amazing job of fulfilling the need i sometimes have for them to just. be happy and alive and loving each other. it's possibly the fic i spend the most time thinking about.

the other long fic that i've been really into (i'd say it's probably my favorite les mis fic i've read) is beautiful & good. it starts off slow, but i promise the buildup is worth it. i really love the way in which their relationship is developed throughout—it always feels realistic, in character, and interesting. and it's just so enjoyable to read (and often very funny!), and there's always something new (or many things) that makes me go insane every chapter. it also is the most interesting fic i've read when it comes to them having sex & their characterizations wrt it. actually, the thing that compelled me to read this fic in the first place was a friend telling me that, at one point in it, enjolras says that penatrative sex isn't egalitarian. i really love when they're so insane....

i've actually read all of that author's les mis fics, and i don't remember there being a single one i disliked. but some favorites include epiphanies (woah crazy another modern au), the pursuit of light (the token non-exr fic on this list woah), in lutetia, and the loves of les amis.

another favorite is, of course, ta bouche de ciel by my bestie lucy @jondrettegirls <3. there are lots of things i love about it (which makes sense, like lucy and i are friends in part bc we have such similar tastes w this kind of thing) but one way in which it stands out is that it's the only fic i can think of that i've read that has examination of the concept of beauty as it relates to both normative cultural ideals and to exr as a prevalent theme.

and some other shorter fics i've really liked include thorns and all (which i found bc i was curiously looking through the exr hanahaki tag. this was the only one in it that i particularly enjoyed and oh my god. parts of it made me so insane), put to the sword (among other things in this fic, i love how weird r is about spirituality! just like me fr), and into the light (which is as close as any fic comes to being My ExR Canon tbh).

hope you enjoy!

#woah that got longer than i intended. idt ive ever made a fic recs post before actually like by the time ppl started asking me for them on #sgk it'd been a while since i'd read much atla fic (& i'd decided that i disiked a bunch that i formerly enjoyed lol. but i think my taste #is more refined now to the point that i dont think i'll change my mind on the les mis fics i like any time soon..... #asks #anon #les mis #also it was sooo funny going through my ao3 history for this and seeing that before i started reading exr the most recent time i'd used ao3 #was in early february. and before that it was last november... #and even then it was not regular at all lol #also ty for this ask for getting me to reread into the light #i hadnt read it since really shortly after getting into exr. and oh my god its sooooooo......

[autisticredhood]

my kitties love snuggles but also treat my body like a jungle gym which leads to hilarious moments of them trotting to me w such focus and big sweet eyes like 🥺🥺🥺 & im like oohh!! here comes snuggle time!! & then they fucking torpedo at me and STOMP their feet on my chest to use as a springboard to do an air flip and it makes me laugh bc i imagine this is what its like to be batman. bruce is like oh here comes robin :] oh a hug? & gets a rib broken from robin using him like a springboard 

#yeah another kitty inspired post lol <3 #its sooooooo funny like they use the same eyes as when they come to snuggle on my chest and be so cute and fall asleep & i can never predict #if im going to be cuddled or stomped on #being stomped on makes me laugh so hard. idk being their jungle gym is my fatherly pride & joy #they are little arcobats. miss sweetpea especially. which is funny bc she was going to be robin when i considered naming them superheros #my very correct opinions

[fizzlehead]

why are people so fucking intent on coming into the notes of that stupid roller coaster post just so they can tell me i don’t know anything about horses. “op has never met a horse in their life” i’ve met countless horses and consider each and every one of them to be one of my closest friends. “horses are evil and want to kill you” maybe they want to kill YOU but not me. i literally think you all just suck and have terrible vibes

#this post makes it seem like I’m joking but I’m not. you people are so fucking annoying #horses are literally not evil they are just animals. if you treat them correctly and take the necessary safety precautions they will not #hurt you. revealing myself as an annoying horse girl here but like. it really is that fucking simple. so maybe stop coming into my notes and #telling me I don’t know anything about horses because if I did I’d know that they’re evil creatures with a thirst for blood. you arent funny #revealing myself as even more of an annoying horse girl but like. i took horseback riding for several years. it is not that fucking hard to #avoid getting hurt by a horse. don’t walk directly behind them make sure they can always see you keep your fingers away from their mouths #so they don’t mistake them for carrots. like they teach you all of these things day one. and they are not difficult to follow. a horse is #not going to kick you in the fucking head for no reason unless you are essentially going out of your way to make it happen #the horses are evil jokes are already overused and unfunny but coming into my notes and going out of your way to tell me I don’t know #anything about horses just because you’re stupid and misinformed is so unnecessary. fuck off for real #this is such unnecessary anger. but I don’t care I’m sooooooo sick of it. shut up make your own post etc etc #and also like. accidents happen even if you are being safe but this is true of literally any animal on earth. dogs hurt people. cats hurt #people. they’re animals and it happens. it doesn’t make them fucking evil #taylor xoxo

[holosynth]

i like how i fall in and out of interests very quickly but team fortress 2 just remains as a solid constant for me to fall back on when the other interests dissipate

#this game formed me into a better person as a teen. for that it will forever have my heart #i would have been so much more insufferable if my brain had not been chemically altered via exposure to tf2 gmod videos #also i just love my funny little guys and playing with them like dolls #these guys can be put into sooooooo many situations

[ronanlynchbf]

LITTLE KIDS TRULY THE EIGHTH WONDER OF THE WORLD <33333333 my niece talked abt her previous birthday today and started the story with "when i was young" like she isn't LITERALLY three (3) years old ⁉️ DJSKSKDKDSJSKD

#i went to babysit my little cousins today for the first time in like. over five weeks bc they were on vacation & i missed them so muchhhhhh #u don't even knowww + they both (third cousin is a literal baby btw so like. no talking.) said they were rlly happy 2 see me again :') #i missed them & my grandparents so much man............ #anyway. just popped in to say this bc i thought it was SO funny like why r u talking like you're eighty you're THREE wdym when i was YOUNG #going to bed now bc i am sooooooo tired 😞 there were a lot of complications with public transit today so it ended up being a longer train #ride than usual. zonk city i'm on my way again 👆!! anywayyy goodnight everyone MWAHHH <333333 #r.txt #srry if this makes no sense at all btw i can't gauge that rn bc the sleepy tired has taken over. the eepy if u will. the zonkies even.

[carp-esh-ove-lem]

also sorry but arizaphale and crowley are the REAL gay rep i've needed (never discusses anything forever and ever amen, then it simply Does Not happen when they try to talk)

#i'm sooooooo arospec it's soooo complicated in my stupid little brain #but to me the way they are truly Special Friends with an Unspoken Thing and thats their gay peak? #yeah thats real as hell #and now it's not even just subtext it's straight up they talked about it and Wow it's so unhealthy when they talk about it #but man when they were Unspoken Special Friends that was really banger stuff huh? #good omens is actually bad for this. enabling me like this #good omens said look what repression can get you actually!! it was. pretty good for them for a while there eh? #(all /lh ofc lol) #(i simply think it's so funny and real)