#theilluminaephiles

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I hope this hasn't been done yet

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@theilluminaephiles are you a peanut butter filled pretzel nugget cuz I really like those :)

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Ella, to Nik: Hanna freaked out 'cause I told her I never drink water

Ella: So now she's making me drink 8 glasses a day

Ella: It's like there's water in Mount Russshmore, there's water in coffee, there's little pools of water on pizza

Nik: That's grease, Ella

Ella: Well, it's wet, isn't it?

#source: brooklyn 99 #source: brooklyn nine nine #incorrect illuminae quotes #ella malikova #nik malikov #niklas malikov #hanna donnelly #Gemina #illuminae #the illuminae files #the illuminae group #illuminae files #tif #mine #the illuminae philes #theilluminaephiles

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Ella: I spy with my little eye something beginning with S.

Kady, looks at Winnifred and Syra flirting: Is it 'sexual tension'?

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Ezra: I need to be twelve times more intimidating than I am right now.

Nik: Twelve times zero is still zero, Babyface.

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Death: I have come to take you.

Nik: Let me ask my girlfriend.

Death: This is not a ch-

Nik: Hanna said no.

#its not v original but i had an urge to post #illuminae files #the illuminae files #illuminae #tif #gemina #obsidio #niklas malikov #nik malikov #hanna donnelly #mine #theilluminaephiles #the illuminae philes

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Nik Malikov: The stars are beautiful tonight

Hanna Donnelly: Yeah...

Nik Malikov: Do you know what else is beautiful?

Hanna Donnelly: What?

Nik Malikov: This parachute.

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Syra Boll about Kady and Ezra: They're cute.

Syra Boll: I would put them in a boat.

Ella, confused: You mean you ship them?

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Nik: Whoever took my parachute, come forward and you will be forgiven.

The Illuminae group: ...

Nik: Smart. You knew I would never forgive you.

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Kady: When I was small-

Ezra: *snorts*

Ezra: 'Was'

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Ella Malikova: What if I put Mount Russshmore in my cereal instead of milk?

Nik Malikov, taking the can away: What if you don't...

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Best Illuminae Files characters ranked

15. you

14. can't

13. rank

12. them

11. because

10. they're

9. all

8. worthy

7. and

6. great

5. in

4. their

3. own

2. ways

1. Ella Malikova

#fight me #okay #i love em all #this is just for comedic effect #the illuminae files #illuminae files #tif #shitposting #illuminae #gemina #obsidio #ella malikova #the illuminae philes #theilluminaephiles

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Nik: Am I right, Ella?

Ella: Almost certainly not, but I wasn't listening.

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Ezra: You're a lying cheating piece of garbage! You're not the man that I married!

Nik: Then we'll get divorced! And I'm taking Ella!

Ella, slowly sliding the Monopoly board away from them: I think it's time we stop playing now...

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AIDAN: Dear diary, I want to kill and you have to believe it's for more than just selfish reasons.

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Nik: So no parachute?

Nik: *smashes phone*

Nik: *jumps on a skateboard and breaks it in half*

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