Hey so uh. What does a lap dance from Mr. Bonzo cost? Heh. An arm and a leg. And your other arm. And your other leg. And your head. And your bones. And your-
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IM FICKIGNR STARCREAMINGBSJDJDHEHEHGW
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So, you know how you can stun killers with a flashlight in dbd? A neurotypical person would just be like wtf bro and it would more or less agitate them but not stun them. It’s not a fucking flash bang- therefore I hc all the killers are autistic. My sister shined a flashlight in my eyes as a mean joke and I was straight up stunned like the killers. Like full on- couldn’t see, super disoriented, and pissed.
The rat has spoken. All slashers and dbd killers are autistic. Fight me.
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He is holding up a very groggy looking patrat.
"SIX MORE WEEKS OF WINTER!!"
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Hihi so uh. I’ve been going through the block party tag and I am obsessed? And I love it and it’s great. Do y’all have a playlist for it / any songs you associate strongly with it? Thank youuu
HI.
HERE IS THE OFFICIAL BLOCK PARTY PLAYLIST. IT IS MY FAVORITE.
HERE IS SONGS TO FEED YOUR CAT TO. ITS AN OLDIES MIX DEDICATED TO BP EXILE.
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My dnd game today got called off without me getting a heads up, I was just sitting in front of my discord for 20 minutes like an idiot, and my hair is ratty and I can't find my hairbrush and my friend's gonna be here in just a couple minutes but at least he's coming, that wasn't a sure thing until just now. Ended up being a little too disabled in front of my roommates too many days in a row and now the vibes are off and I didn't have the energy to clean my space so if my friend does show up we gotta hang out in the common area bc my basement is full of dog shit I can't touch and my room is a mess, like an actual one, and I would really just like to have a little vacation from my life. Idk I feel like a lot of the stuff that normally I keep in place is just unraveling a little bit.
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My school went on our DC trip recently and one of our tour guides said something that helped solidify the belief that war is just a failed attempt to distract the working class from coming together to consume the rich.
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Ok so. Tape recorder. Is back. But does that mean the Web is listening again or is it Jon now???
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Screaming crying throwing up etc I don't watch the idkhow tag so maybe someone already said this but Gloom Division as a potential reference to Joy Division since Gloom is an opposite of Joy AUGHHHHHH
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oh my god when will I be free my dad's still being a cunt in my fucking DREAMS
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— 📸 as a result of his psychic abilities , theo can really angry in arguments , & not actually mean what he says. this is due to the fact he is super sensitive to sound due to his abilities. he isn't an aggressive person , he just can get uptight easily. theo can also hear voices of the dead on occasion , & that causes theo to become despondent for possibly hours at a time. he's completely fine , his brain just triggers a vision & he has no control over looking at it.
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nick robinson would make a decent jason todd, he's got a resting bitch face, grumpy but can do fun, has done action sequences in movies before, super fucking tall and well spoken with a deepish voice
i don't mean baby jurassic world or love, simon nick robinson, i mean disheveled, stubble faced grumpy rat in silk road nick robinson
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Its also infuriating that he waved Ukraine’s flag but not Palestine and I’m not saying he shouldn’t have picked up Ukraine’s, just his double standards smh.
it's selective solidarity! he only does it when it benefits him
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