headcanon that percy and annabeth host a 'Grover Appreciation Day' once a month to remind grover how much they value him. they have a picnic out in the strawberry fields where they talk about their future and grover's role in it. they talk about getting married one day and asking grover to be the best man. they later explore the city and take pictures in place they definitely shouldn't. they go to lunch and cause harmless mayhem like they did when they were younger. they end the evening with a movie marathon of all of grover favorite nature documentaries and fall asleep cuddling together on the couch.
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Hey, you're not going to be responsible for the other pipes, right? Like, neighbours' pipes or something?
no I don't think so, there would be no way to prove which tree the roots came from first of all and second of all damage to other properties caused by trees on our property is covered by insurance! so even if somehow they did trace the roots directly to that tree we'd be covered.
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I do have to say tho I love the way they like. Completely overlooked the fact that house choked out a patient but were gonna throw him back in the slammer over “felony destruction of property” or whatever like. How dare you break our expensive machine >:( fuck that kid tho
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Things that happen at work:
So, it’s Head Plumbers last day, and this is what I made to celebrate. Shepherds pie (technically a cottage pie) and hay stack cookies (I call the moose scat cookies) it turned out pretty well overall, but I did get some legit critical comments from my work children that I treat my plumbers better then I treat my mechanics. Which is a fair point that I do need to work on.
But I did get compliments on my cooking, which is…rare. And not because I rarely cook, but because my cooking is rarely good.
Basically I can do nice tasting things with ground beef and potatoes (provided onions, garlic, butter and salt), or bacon and eggs, with maybe potatoes and butter. And that’s it…my cooking knowledge is strictly in prep and dump, maybe fold into pre-made dough, casseroles and meat pie…
These are also his favorite cookies that I’ve made and Head Plumber definitely made sure that my mechanics felt deprived of “Christmas cookies” and I had to jump in and be like “I made these, now, specifically because you like them most, they are NOT the only thing I make during Christmas”
It’s honestly cute how he likes to just stir the pot, regardless of status. I respect and admire him for being a genuinely kind and empathetic boss, but it takes really a special constitution to take his jokes.
He genuinely likes being called out on his shit, no matter how left or right it swings. He loves being correct about plumbing more than he loves getting promoted…part of the problem now, honestly.
Regardless, I’m absolutely going to miss this fucker, and I’m so sorry I didn’t know him ten years ago.
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OMFG!!!!!! I’m dying at those shorts on Roope!!!! What the actual fuck?? Who allowed him to wear those out and about on planet earth to torment us so with his f’ing jort dick SAUSAGE?!?!?!?! It’s everything and more than I ever could have wished for. 😇🙊
(Also, that dick sausage is fighting for it’s DAMN LIFE inside those jorts! Never change, Roope.. King shit! 😤)
NO I KNOW when i got the initial anon i was like well surely it can't be his WHOLE DICK. just OUT THERE. and i have never been so happy to be proven wrong... whole hog tenderly cradled in those shorts for the whole world to see
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i need you all to know that there was an incredibly cute sparky on site today and i kept my flirting to a minimum because my mum was there but dear lord i was distracted
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My in-laws are coming over for cake for my MiL's birthday this evening and I keep having to remind myself that while the house is messy by my standards, this is still cleaner than it was when my in-laws lived here.
I was telling this all to my husband and he jokingly scolded me with "Don't let those New England values get you" 🤣
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