#the phack

[ongawdclub]

H o m e r S i m p s o n

#homer simpson #the simpsons #the phack #you doing #over there #lol #watching #staring #seeing

[dnpcel]

something something bloody hand print on dans shirt something something bleeding heart doves bearing the physical reminder of a wound theyve never recieved ..... please .... the themes.... understand.........

#dan and phil #dnp #di you see it #pls .... help #the shot of them holding hands with matching marks of blood makes me go insane #like i cant put it into words rn but please receive these divine messages with me ... play w me in this space (phabandoned phack)

[lordlevian]

Bwesit! I forgot to post this when I changed my pfp!

Er we go!

#levian draws #servamp #servamp fanart #servamp lawless #servamp licht #licht jeklland todoroki #servamp hyde #nakalimutan ko ito i-post! Phack!

[alexbrecks]

#phack #the young and the restless #soapedit #yredit #phyllis summers #jack abbott #jack x phyllis #jack and phyllis #yr #y&r #i loved all these flashbacks jack had of them #the feels it gave me #minestuff #y&r 4.28.23 #Phyllis will ALWAYS be Jack's Red

[the-acid-pear]

They should make one of those yeah i have X, and then X being the acronym for something sexual but with OCD. Y'all know what I'm saying?

#luly talks #like Yes i have ptsd. Permission to suck cock sir? #there's a non militar version too I'll try find ir #but like that #there's also the BPD big phacking dick or something

[maladaptivedaydreamsx]

#twisted wonderland #cater diamond #twst cater #twst birthday #twst bday #aerin.jpg #my post 📫 #l'hôtel.twst #l'hôtel.twistedwonderland #twst.cater #im like 50 pulls in and his bday card still doesn't wanna come home... cater cards always evade me fr. phack you too then homie 🤧

[savageveg]

what is p hacking?🤔

#phacking

[directorphobos]

Whenever I see the word simp I turn into a 👹

#SHUT THE PHACK UPPPP

[phackadack]

#phack

[ratsovereignity]

back to studying for exams. ummm so i tried to overlay my squid aquarium video window with my chemistry study aids and then the entire window disappeared and i literally can't find it but i know it's still alive though invisible and invincible because i still fucking hear lofi squid music emanating!!!!

#i realise this is a pointless post but it's making me so paranoid that i now have the mysterious musician plaguing my computer #and i cant phacking get rid of it. it's haunting me like a vengeful ghost this amateur lofi and the thought i have an entire window #full of emperor nero wikipedia articles and geniuslyrics tabs on comus now lost and swallowed by firefox. WHERE IS SHE!!!!!!! #poss ponderings #ib #international baccalaureate

[ongawdclub]

H o m e r S i m p s o n

#homer simpson #the simpsons #MIB #phack you doing #on this page? #lol #comedy #funny

[sttoru]

toji taking care of newborn megumi while reader sleeps?

⟣ tags. dad!toji x female reader. fluff. gumi isnt rlly a newborn but we ball. use of curse words teehee

“tch—i’m really regretting buyin’ this thing.” toji was running out of patience as he reads the instructions on the piece of paper in his hands. it was all so vague; he’s questioning himself for even trying to figure this stuff out in the first place.

the small coos and babbles coming from megumi sound throughout the living room, the baby sitting in the pillow fort that his dad made him. the correct name would actually be ‘pillow jail’, since the fort wasn’t built for megumi’s entertainment—it was mainly to keep the little boy confined so toji could peacefully work on setting up the playhouse.

your husband was so intensly focused on putting the playhouse together to the point that he didn’t even notice the little thief escaping his self-made jail.

megumi was crawling on his hands and knees, his palms making soft ‘pat’ sounds as they came in contact with the cold floor, pouty lips forming a smile as he crawled his way over to his dad. toji had his back facing megumi, giving the kid a good opportunity to sneak up on him.

“fuck.” toji curses idly as his hand slipped and his finger bumped against his own face. not thinking much about that slip-up, the man continues to put the parts together, until he feels something tugging at his shirt from behind.

toji glances down and spots his son trying to climb up on his back—the journey up to toji’s broad shoulders was like climbing a mountain for such a little thing.

“phack!” the cute voice from below repeats what it has heard with confidence. megumi used all of his strength to reach up to his dad’s shoulders, repeating the used swear word proudly, a series of ‘phack! phack! phack!’ echoing louder in toji’s ears with each movement upwards.

the kid eventually reaches his destination, head placed right next to toji’s, chubby arms circling around his dad’s neck—basically hanging on for dear life.

toji wasn’t even concerned about megumi repeating that bad word over and over. how his son had managed to break free from his confinement was of more importance. his green eyes land on the destroyed pillow fort behind his back and your husband couldn’t help but chuckle. almost proudly.

“i see y’re already outsmarting your dad, kiddo.” toji grins, one hand coming up to stabilise megumi on his back. the baby looks over his father’s shoulder, seemingly inspecting what he was building. toji sighs as his free hand holds onto the piece of paper that included the instructions; “maybe ya could’ve even helped me build this shitty thing if ya knew how to read.”

“sjiddy!”

it was as if megumi was purposely only picking out the curse words. toji chuckles at this and—unlike any other parent—encourages his child to continue for his own entertainment.

“mhm—tha’s right. repeat after me, son.” the dark-haired man nods with a smug grin and points at the half-built playhouse, making sure megumi knew what he was talking about, “that thing is shitty.”

“sjiddy! sjiddy!” the kid repeats loudly and giggles as his father ruffles his hair afterwards in a ‘job-well-done’ manner.

“good boy.” toji laughs softly, moving megumi over to his lap so it’d be more comfortable for the both of them, “y’r momma is gonna kill me if she hears you say such things, though.”

megumi tilts his head up until it rested against toji’s torso, big eyes glancing at the face hovering on top of his; “mama? mama ‘eepy.”

“no, mama isn’t.”

toji freezes in place, megumi gasps in delight. you had awoken from your nap and decided to check in on your husband and son whom you had left alone for a few hours.

and, apparently, you couldn’t leave toji and megumi alone without it ending in your kid picking up on his dad’s bad habits.

you put your hands on your hips and glared at toji. he knew what time it was and he was not about to sit through another lecture. the last time you gave him an earful, he had to sit and listen to you scold him for almost an hour.

“shit.. gotta run.” toji immediately grabs tightly onto megumi, gets up and prepares to flee—not even realising that he cursed. again.

“sjit!” megumi giggles happily, the boy just having fun as his dad runs around with him, unaware of the reason nor of the meaning behind the words he was repeating.

“mama shit!” toji’s eyes widened as he heard megumi combine the two words; mama—megumi’s favourite word—and shit, the bad word your son had just learnt.

your husband knew that that would only increase your fury more and thus shushes his kid while running around the house—your quick footsteps just meters behind them;

“crap. shut it, megumi.”

“crap! dada crap!”

“…”

guess he had it coming.

#ෆ : parenting 101. #jjk x reader #toji x reader #jjk fluff #toji fushiguro x reader #toji x you #jjk x you #toji fluff #jjk fic

[wackytackysocks]

MY PHACKING MAGNUM OPUS... did the tattoos by hand... it was agonizing but incredibly fun to do!!! I think I will be making a Kiryu companion piece soon ehehehe...

#rgg #ryu ga gotoku #yakuza #goro majima

[alexbrecks]

#phyllis summers #jack abbott #phack #the young and the restless #y&r #yr #yredit #i miss gina's phyllis so much :( #minestuff

[bewakulfi]

i wm pregnant tu bhi baby bump pr draw kr skti h. aaj jaio uske baap se bhi mila du😼

whad da phack whos the father

[boypurse]

thiseweww phacking fic it’s fire i need to find the quote that stuck w me mighty underscore ant you will always be famous

#luca #luca 2021 #pixar luca #luca fic recs