#the magnus archives transcripts

[lycanlovingvampyre]

The latest “housekeeping” of Rusty Quill’s official transcripts brings back Jonbinary Rights!

#jonbinary #tma #the magnus archives #MagnusPod #jon sims #mag 1 #the magnus archives transcripts #rusty quill

[starsandwriting]

Haha. Hahaha.

[ID: Alternating excerpts from the transcripts of The Magnus Protocol episode 11 and The Magnus Archives episode 112 and 67.

1.

Gwen: I thought he was going to kill me!

Lena: But he didn’t, which means you’ve passed the first part of your probation. Congratulations. Did you scream?

2.

(Elias): congratulations. You’re doing a lot better than I expected.

Archivist: Feels like all I’ve managed to do is… not die.

Elias: And believe me, that is a remarkably rare skill.

3.

Gwen: I don’t understand.

Lena: Yes, you do.

Beat.

Gwen: But… why?

Lena: “Why” comes later. For now, it’s best you try to process the “what.” I’ll let you know when I have another liaison assignment for you.

4.

Archivist: So you obviously know how to stop it. You could just tell me!

Elias: I could. But I believe that if I did so, you would fail. The Stranger is antithetical to us.

[The Archivist sighs heavily]

5.

Gwen (defeated): I… Ok.

Gwen opens the door.

Lena: Oh, and Gwen?

Gwen: Yes?

Lena: Get some sleep. You look dreadful.

6.

Archivist: Of course, of course. Understood.

Elias: And for God’s sake, get some sleep.

End ID]

Thank you @princess-of-purple-prose for the ID!

#gwen gwen get OUT of there gwen #the magnus protocol #tmagp #the magnus archives #gwendolyn bouchard #lena kelley #jonathan sims #elias bouchard #magp 11 #tma #that entire scene gave me SUCH deja vu for s3 jon and elias #giggling and twirling my hair #hold on I'll reblog with more parts of the scene that reminded me of s3 but i couldnt find #a direct correlation in the transcripts off the top of my head #jon my beloved #myar #tmagp spoilers

[lesbian-hannibal]

reblog to immediately assault elias

#ITS WHAT HE DESERVES #i love him so …….. #elias bouchard #tma #the magnus archives #tma basira #tma elias #tma transcript #jonah magnus

[portablegoose]

see as a writer and enjoyer of consuming media critically i love the idea of jon and martin being perpetually trapped between universes, or in the tapes, or just any fate worse than death. i think it makes for such an interesting and tragic end to their stories. but as a fan of the show and copybook wimp? man i just want them to wind up Somewhere Else and adopt a cat.

#the magnus archives #tma #magnus archives #tma podcast #jonathan sims #the magnus pod #the magnus protocol #tmp arg #martin blackwood #tma jon #or #tma john #for all you transcript readers #jarchivist #martin tma #tma martin #somewhere else #mag 200 #the archivist #tmp #tma 2 #magnus protocol #is this too much to ask for #jmartin #tma jmart #jmart #jonmartin

[sudsy-2oap]

Boys night out 👁️🌀📃

#my art 🧼 #they're besties.. trust me #context is uhhh.. its based on my friends and i doing readings of the transcripts:) #the magnus archive fanart #the magnus archives #tma fanart #tma #tma elias #elias bouchard #tma micheal distortion #micheal distortion #tma jon #tma john #how is it spelt #jonathan sims

[opheliaweeps]

martin k blackwood u will forever be famous

(from mag 197: connected)

#martin blackwood #martin was such a girlboss and then he got tied up asdfghjkla #i love this man he’s my little meow meow #the transcripts are fucking hilarious #strip away the horrors and tma is really just a comedy #the magnus archives #jyot writes #tma #the magnus archives season 5 #tma season 5 #mag 197 #tma spoilers #jonmartin

[jetlaggingbehind]

an integral part of any good podcast is 'main character voiced by the creator' and 'side character also voiced by the creator'

#and the rarer variant: podcast completely voiced by the creator aka #malevolent #i love y'all even if I have to pull up the transcript to understand what the hell ur saying🥰 #tma #wolf 359 #hi nay #the mistholme museum of mystery morbidity and mortality #the godfrey audio guide #theres def more i can't remember all of them rn #will update when they come to me in a dream #mistholme #w359 #the magnus archives #hfth #juni speaks

[evilwizardcrab]

ok i feel like I'm going insane here because I was going through the transcipt of every episode where gerry is mentioned (like a normal person) and. um

turns out not a single person who describes him even mentions his hair being badly dyed? thats actually so fucking funny. did we as a fandom just collectively gaslight ourselves into insulting a guy for a shitty dyejob that doesn't even exist

#might go searching thru the michael entires now bc its funni #tma #the magnus archives #gerry keay #gerard keay #tma transcript #--- distortion michael not the other one

[laughable-umbrella]

incase you didn’t pick up on this:

crawls: the corruption

chokes: the buried

blinds: the dark

falls: the vast

twists: the spiral

leaves: the lonely

hides: the stranger

weaves: the web

burns: the desolation

hunts: the hunt

rips: the flesh

bleeds: the slaughter

dies: the end

#I OPEN THE DOOOOR #🥲 #i feel like i should apologize for the deception #good job on this jonny this is sO COOLLLEBEVEVEHEDV #tma #the magnus archives #tma podcast #jon sims #tma shitpost #the archivist #tma memes #jonah magnus #martin blackwood #agnes montague #elias bouchard #mag 160 #mag transcripts #tma transcript

[cade-space]

The Magnus Protocol listeners: I'm all caught up what do I do now?? 😭💔

Me, an intellectual: *is relistening to tma from the beginning*

#more like rereading #i like the transcripts for the first two seasons #cadespace #tma #tma podcast #tmagp #the magnus pod #the magnus protocol #the magnus archives #the magnus institute #johnathan sims #john martin #martin blackwood

[dinocameback]

This is canon bc I say so

#TMA #the magnus archives #jmart #jonmartin #TMA transcripts #fake #unreality #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #incorrect quotes #holy shit tma in 2023?!??!?!? #I started listening to this a couple months ago and I am INVESTED #they mean everything to me #I’m like 15 episodes away from finishing the whole thing #ughhdhd I don’t want it to end #i love them #<33333 #this eeaao quote did unspeakable things to me so I’m passing it on to the next fandom

[beelzeballing]

after listening to mag 119 for the second time with my cousin, ive gotten stuck on this bit here

specifically jon's little "tim...". because i didnt even hear it the first time i listened to the episode, but now that i have... ooooh im in misery. IM IN MISERY. KAYING MY ESS RN. WILL NEVER BE OKAY AGAIN.

#tma #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #jon sims #timothy stoker #mag 119 #FUCK my stupid baka life #also i had to use the official transcript for this #cuz the unofficial one ommitted jon's line for some reason #anyways im in pain #keep slutting it up in that kayak timmie #tma spoilers

[dontmindmeimjusthereforthesequel]

"Do you remember? You store them, I suppose. Keep, keep stuff locked up in those little wheels. Thats memory isn't it? Computers used to be like you. big whirring things with loads of - uh, tape. They called that memory.

But its not - not, not really; its just numbers and...

Maybe you're blank as well, same as me." - Martin from mag 170

he compares the tapes to a computer I'm

#on my third relisten of tma #and this line took me OUT #almost crashed my car on my way to work #that's a lie #I'm very responsible #but I did let out the most undignified shriek in my otherwise silent vehicle #the magnus archives #the magnus protocol #the lonely #tmagp #martin blackwood #Would it have been easier to take a screenshot of the transcript? #probably #but its too late now

[fracturediron]

OMG Gerry Keay? Alive and happy, in my podcast?! Living with his grandma Gertrude Robinson?!

#there's probably more to this #but the transcript seems to indicate he's genuinely happy #so my heart goes out to you gerry #the magnus protocol #tmagp #tmp #tma #the magnus archives #gerard keay #gerry keay #gertrude robinson

[reddstardust]

Welcome to Night Vale, 25, One Year Later

The Magnus Archives, 161, Dwelling

Hello From The Hallowoods, 67, Silences

Malevolent, 27, The Roots

#something something #eye podcast protagonist #being able to watch #but not to help #you know #btw #i hate myself #tma #the magnus archives #welcome to night vale #wtnv #malevolent #malevolent podcast #hello from the hallowoods #hfth #transcript #parallels #web weaving #podcast #🌠

[iseeyoujon]

Thanks to the deluxe transcripts, my new pointless headcanon is that Jon doesn't know how to take a screenshot.

#he scanned his fucking phone screen what a dork #also nice to see a rare example of s1 jon not being a dick to martin #and possibly the only official content with jon's name spelled that way? #the deluxe transcripts are great btw it's peak s1 jon commentary #tma #jon sims #jonathan sims #the magnus archives #mag 22