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aflockofravens · 2 months
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Also, Jinshi in "How to Buy Out a Contract" was hilarious.
Do you think he's prettier than me
I was contemplating your murder but my future wife cat thinks you'll make a good brother in law so I'll let you live
My future wife cat trusts you, so I trust you. Don't fuck it up.
Have some money to leave my future wife alone forever go marry her sister
Did you see that Gaoshun? I did a socializing. Do you think Maomao will be proud of me?
Also Lihaku is precious. What an adorable golden retriever of a man. He went from absolute disdain at Maomao when she approached him for an escort to being like "help me little sister, I'm in love".
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tomthefanboy · 1 year
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Art removed because I fucked up.
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#DadSwap by Twitter user Adonyne
~~2500 notes later addendum~~
Wait...
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dammit. I looked to see if she had a tumblr first I swear! I checked tha Carrd and everything!
Well idk, shit, uh... here's her instagram! Please follow the original artist!
edit 2: replaced the art with screenshots and url links so if people do click back here it will be better attribution.
edit 3: Heeeyyy!!! She finally messaged me back on tumblr! She does have a tumblr! @adonyne and @ne-adonyne
I look forward to reblogging art if it is ever posted here, though since it's not on her carrd.... idk. Leaving this post up as a monument to my idiocy I guess. It's not like it will delete all the reblogs.
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yank-a-ton · 5 months
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ssasakii · 17 days
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andy plays ▸ gta v online [1/∞]
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midnight-mismanagement · 11 months
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Thomas Barrow is such a funny character, it’s like, man wants job security, proceeds to go about attempting to secure his job and land promotions in ways that will ensure his prompt termination. Somehow against all odds he continues to be rehired/accidentally promoted to everyone’s disbelief, including his own. Some suspect divine intervention is involved.
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cozylittleartblog · 4 months
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someone on aliexpress stole my wheatley pin too :( look at how they massacred my boy.... why the fuck does he look like that....
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it's the portal fandom's turn: please please please do not buy pins on chinese websites like wish, temu, aliexpress, shein, etc. they are all traced and stolen from small artists like me, and way worse and uglier than the originals.
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tapeworrmart · 3 months
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A bullet in his head, finally 💥
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visenyaism · 3 months
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while i’m on it why DID mister gay hickey even get into all that anyways. could he not have just. joined the navy.
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uesp · 11 months
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Todd Howard has revealed that Skyrim has sold more than 60 million copies. This has put Skyrim into the top ten best selling video games of all time. The current list is:
Minecraft (238,000,000)
Grand Theft Auto V (180,000,000)
Tetris (EA) (100,000,000)
Wii Sports (82,900,000)
PUBG: Battlegrounds (75,000,000)
Mario Kart 8 (62,250,000)
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim (60,000,000)
Super Mario Bros. (58,000,000)
Red Dead Redemption 2 (53,000,000)
Overwatch/Witcher 3: Wild Hunt (tied at 50,000,000)
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feroluce · 7 days
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So I'm well aware this is probably a case of "it isn't that deep" but I love looking at all the fiddly little accessories and bits and bobs of Hoyo designs and trying to justify them. Sampo's is particularly funny, because. What even is all that dkkxjdkd
His outfit has so many straps wrapped around him, like they're restraining or holding something in to keep it from bursting at the seams, and not all of them look like they're even connected to anything! But I'd like to think they are useful in certain situations, like if Sampo takes a hit out in the Fragmentum from one of the monsters.
He's hurt, his arm is bleeding, but he is ALMOST done, he just needs a couple more things to fulfill his quota to Natasha and he doesn't want to turn around and go back now. So Sampo frees a strap from his shirt, winds it around his arm above the cut, pulls it tight with his free hand and his teeth. He'll treat it properly in a minute, once he's done scavenging.
There's also the strange chains that resemble snake spines. Given how they're way longer in his splash art and the way they wind around-
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I'd like to think they can extend somehow, and Sampo can use them to scale heights. Firefly clocks him as a covert fighter without even being within 20 feet of him, so it would make sense for Sampo to have ways to get around that don't involve usual/obvious methods, like stairs. Think assassin skill sets.
He's also the only one known to be able to get between the Underground and the overworld, and while he's pretty tight-lipped about his method, having some sort of device to help traverse vertical heights is probably insanely helpful there.
And the little metal ornaments across the backs of his wrists! You can see it a bit better in his reference sheet (everyone say thanks @/dragaliareferencearchive!) as opposed to his splash art-
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they aren't flat, they stick up a bit off his arms. And so I wonder if Gepard has ever gone to arrest Sampo, and found that they interfere with his handcuffs haha
The ornaments don't match, the one on his right wrist is actually shorter and doesn't extend down to the back of his hand. Which probably doesn't make it nearly as annoying for handcuffs as the left one, but it would make sense for Sampo to have them like that, since he seems to be right-handed! I think a certain proficiency in being ambidextrous is necessary to dual wield daggers like he does, but. Sampo uses his right hand to
hold his blade in his splash art
throw his blade in his skill
play/show off with his dagger in his idle
lob smoke bombs in his technique
cross over his heart when he bows
and to flip his bangs during the cutscene where he saves the trailblazers from Bronya
So a shorter guard on his right hand would help him keep his wrist's flexibility to be able to do all that unimpeded (loving the thought now that Sampo is naturally right-handed and still better with it, but he practiced constantly with his left until he could do things passably ambidextrous).
I also love them because I wonder if they're in the perfect place to help block a hit, along with the chain wrapped around his left forearm.
Like I love the image of a hired killer soundlessly sneaking up behind Sampo in some shady dark alley, knife sloooooowly raising, and then all at once, they strike!
And instead of feeling the blade sink into his back, they get the unpleasant resonating of metal-on-metal shivering up their arm and rattling their bones, because Sampo has turned around at the last second and raised his crossed his arms to let the knife glance off the guards on his wrists.
And the mercenary is left to realize that oh, they are fucked.
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anna-dreamer · 1 year
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I am so NOT over Finwe’s death! 
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the-irreverend · 1 year
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I recently discovered the existence of AI technology designed to remove watermarks from images.
And just when I thought that AI ran out of ways to make me fucking sick.
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trevor4ever · 6 days
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gta v as tik toks/clips part 2
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azovyon · 7 months
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🩸 vs 🔮
these will be available 4 print very soon check out my ig for the full purple version <3
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geekynerfherder · 3 months
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Showcasing art from some of my favourite artists, and those that have attracted my attention, in the field of visual arts, including vintage; pulp; pop culture; books and comics; concert posters; fantastical and imaginative realism; classical; contemporary; new contemporary; pop surrealism; conceptual and illustration.
The art of Patrick Brown.
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dr-ngin · 1 month
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Replayed CTRNF to show my husband the game a few weeks ago. When I got to the part of Pinstripe's challenge where he takes the key out I swore he was going to pull out a knife instead and shank N.GIN (my main) and I started laughing so hard I almost threw up so I thought it'd be funny to draw (ft. pinstripe with a tail)
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