#the g man

[awfulwingz]

[[ I DONT LIKE HUMANS. THEY DONT LIKE ME. ]]

// Assortment of G-Men and G-Ponies ^_^ and a cameo of @wingeddonkey ‘s lovely G-Pony design YAHOO!!

#gman #g-man #the g man #half life fanart #half life

[boxbrained]

"the g-man is a trans woman" I say into the mic.

the crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

"he's right," they say. I look for the owner of the voice. there in the fifth row stands...

...Gabe Newell himself.

#gwomansweep #half life #half life 2 #gman #the gman #g man #the g man #gordon freeman #barney calhoun #alyx vance #adrian shephard #im not done #i will not be done until everyone sees the truth #(im going insane)

[gosephjoseph]

“BIG BOOBS WHERED THEY COME FROM” my guy if you’re in suspended animation for 19 days you think you’re gonna keep wearing your binder?????

#jjk spoilers #jjk #the g man #he’s BEEN meaty he just wears the same damn outfit all the time lmfao

[bunny-heels]

finally. the g(ender)-man.

#the bun talks #the bun screenshots #half-life #half life #gman #g-man #g man #the gman #the g-man #the g man #half-life interloper #i could fix them #anyway yall should watch interloper its very good

[uproariousscarecrow]

hiii i beat hl2 yesterday :-]

#half life #half life 2 #g man #hl2 #the g man #fanart #LOVED the last two chapters it was so fun playing with the upgraded gravity gun!! #and now i understand why so many people want/ed hl3 #anyhow!! gonna take a short break to finish some other games + then i have eps 1+2 blue shift and opposing force to play through

[spooky-donut-ghost-house]

So is it just me...

....or does Dell and Fritz and Tavish and Muns eye color look familiar?

I know they dont take place in the same universe and Fritz and G-Mans eyes are different shades compared to Dells and Tavishs and Muns eyes just let me have this headcanon/lh /nm

#team fortress 2 #tf2 #half life #half life opposing force #half life blue shift #half life decay #half life 2 #half life alyx #tavish degroot #tf2 demoman #mun-dee #tf2 sniper #dell conagher #tf2 engineer #fritz ludwig #tf2 medic #emesis blue #the gman #the g man #the g-man #portal #portal 2 #also if you are wondering why I tag portal and portal 2 when I make a half life post its because they take place in the same universe

[proxolagist]

Yo! I completely forgot I had tumbler. I spent a good 2 minutes trying to figure out how to even post anything so that really puts it into perspective, funny how that works, isn’t it?

.

anywho. song comic, lyrics are from Hellfire by Black MIDI

#half life #hl1 #hl2 fanart #half life art #gordon freeman #g man #the g man #fanart #digital art #comic #song art #hoo! tagging is harder than I remember #interesting.. #retro

[i-love-g-man]

#the g man #gman #hl2

[yourfaveneedsakiss]

The G-man from Half Life needs a kiss! 💋

Requested by @g-man-half-life

#the g-man #the g man #half life #your fave needs a kiss

[yourfaveiskenough]

The G-Man from Half life is keneough

The G-Man from Half Life is Kenough!

#your fave is kenough #your fave is #g man #the g man #half life #g man half life #half life valve #kenough

[boxbrained]

please don't do this to her... join me in hashtag gwomansweep.... together we can combat these false claims

#gwomansweep #half life #half life 2 #gman #g man #the gman #the g man #gordon freeman #barney calhoun #alyx vance #adrian shephard #nobodh is safe. #im gonna be sooo annoying rn.

[gosephjoseph]

Accidentally almost typed “the t man” for my gojo tag and it’s factually correct

#gojo is trans and shoko did his top surgery thats 1000% canon #the g man #jjk

[lightbluesleeper]

i have to be listening to once in a lifetime while i draw g man or else i’m scared i won’t get his vibes right

#blue sayin shit #the g man

[weedle-testaburger]

i just wanna preserve some of the biggest bangers from james somerton apology video 2: plagarised boogaloo

and of course:

#personal crap #james somerton #lgbtq #actually it's james so just g would be more appropriate #my favourite part is someone else said james somerton's apology video 2 plagarism boogaloo #everything this man touches turns to plagarism help #hbomberguy

[spooky-donut-ghost-house]

You ever think about how in Spanish Black Mesa is called Black Table?

#half life #half life 1 #half life opposing force #half life decay #half life blue shift #half life alyx #half life 2 #gordon freeman #alyx vance #eli vance #barney calhoun #isaac kleiner #judith mossman #wallace breen #gman #g-man #g man #the gman #the g man #the g-man #adrian shephard #colette green #gina cross #black mesa #father grigori #half life russell #half life lamarr #portal #portal 2 #chell

[kirbyskisses]

dear non-spanish speakers writing spiderverse fanfiction (or anything with spanglish),

in spanglish you don’t switch by word, you switch by phrase.

it’s not:

“[first part of the sentence in english], [second part of the sentence in english], mi amor.”

“[full english sentence], querida.”

it’s:

“[first part of the sentence in english], [segunda parte de la frase en español], mi amor.”

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also miles is boricua, miguel is mexican. they have two different accents and use different vocabulary for certain words.

also miles is “nyourican” - a puerto rican native to new york - while his mom is directly from the island, so there are differences there, too, because his spanish is more influence by new york english. 

here’s some good references that aren’t google translate (which usually pulls from spain, a country that speaks vastly differently from latin america)

SpanishDict

WordReference

here have some random videos on different slang/spanish accents:

Puerto Rico

Mexico (1) (2)

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in spanish most words are gendered, so most feminine words end in a and masculine/gender neutral words end in o. adding ito/ita makes something cuter, smaller and more affectionate.

spanish nicknames that aren’t “mi amor”

“querido/a” - darling

“cariño” - dear (always masculine regardless, of who its being said to)

“mi princesa/príncipe” - my prince/princess

“mi rey/reina” - my king/queen

“papí/mamí” - can be used in any way; romantic, sexual, familial for one’s parent or child, or just platonically

“tesoro” - treasure

also spanish is a language that uses adjectives as terms of affection both cute ones and ones that might sound insensitive in english

gordo (fat), flaco (skinny), negro (black), blanco (white), linda (pretty), bella (beautiful), morena (brown skin), etc.

and like most languages that are not english, spanish has multiple ways of saying i love you.

“te amo” - romantic

“te quiero” - familial, platonic (although there’s nothing wrong with using it romantically)

see also:

te adoro - i adore you

te deseo - i want you

te necesito - i need you

 and, of course, they can vary regionally too.

please use this because i have read a lot of really well written things that take me out of it because the use of spanglish is terrible. don’t just go on your presumptions that spanish/spanglish works in the same way that english does.

buena suerte, gringos.

- signed your friendly neighborhood afro-latina

#Miguel O’Hara #miguel o’hara x reader #miguel o’hara x black reader #x black reader #x black!reader #x latina!reader #x latina reader #spanish #spanglish #miles morales #miles g morales #miles g #Rio morales #Spider-Man #spiderverse #atsv #spider man: across the spider verse #across the spiderverse #spiderman into the spiderverse #into the spider verse #oscar isaac #pedro pascal #español #fanfic #fanfiction #x reader #puerto rico #nyc #Mexico