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dragoknitter · 9 months

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ALRIGHT WHO’S FUCKING WITH AO3 AGAIN?????

I JUST WANNA

Talk

#the distracted dragon #ao3 down #AGAIN

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bycaprinae · 10 months

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Wouldn't expect less for Season 6 🙏

Based on a conversation i had on twitter

#the dragon prince #tdp #aaravos #viren #season 6 #silly joke #I love them #Thank you TDP for the distraction #I really need the happy chemicals rn #viravos #self indulgent #my art

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i-wanna-hug · 2 months

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CHOOSE YOUR CHAMPION

#((sry garrett i'm team marian i can't resist her charming voice & her piercing blue eyes & her perfectly toned arms that look like they c-)#((oh um s-sorry what was i talking about? i think i got distracted...))#((also would you guys be mad if i said i'm kind of a wasian hawke truther? no evidence to support it just my own delusions <3 LOL))#garrett hawke #marian hawke #dragon age 2 #dragon age #da2 #my art #((i always forget garrett has a real name cuz whenever i play m!hawke i always name him mike so he'll be m-mi.. mike ha- nvm you get it))

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an-established-butt-dent · 1 month

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The Veil is thin tonight-

-Can you feel it on your skin?

Tingling?

Ink and fineliner on paper

Available as Print

#Solas and Lavellan siting in a tree... uh window #k i s s i n g #Kidding. They are only sharing longing looks while playing with mage lights #while Solas is trying to distract her by slowly caressing her ankle with his thumb because ofcourse he has some ancient tricks up his sleev #He likes to see how the light fragments stick to Lavellan's hair. Like the stars are part of her #like like she is his sky and universe #He entertains her with tales of the lights that use to dance through the sky in Arlathan. Wondering what she would think of all the colors #He would have loved to paint her in that moment. Her eyes brighter and more mesmerizing than any aurora borealis #But they didn't have forever #The first signs of dawn were slowly creeping over the horizon. And with it the promise of new challenges #more quests and piles of paperwork #Courtesy of Josie #solasmance #solavellan #solavellan hell #solas dragon age #inquisitor lavellan #solas x lavellan #solavellan art #dragon age #dragon age fanart #dragon age inquisition #da fanart #da art #fanart #traditional media #da: dreadwolf #solas romance #Daze Chroma #my art

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bigbhaals · 6 months

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wdym this isnt how theyre supposed to look

#like. the mouths r super fucked they move side to side #and gales eyes r bugging the FUCK out #but the other expressions looks just fine #its a lil distracting but whatever. a small price to pay #i am gonna do wyll n karlach and any other companion i get as dragons too #bg3 #lae'zel #shadowheart #astarion #gale #baldurs gate 3 #baldur's gate 3 #dragonborn

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muzwoom · 8 days

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Putting a character in another world with amnesia and giving their friends/family a way to check up on them gives ALL the satisfactory exposition and none of the extreme direct reactions that a react fic usually gives me its 🙏🙏

#WAS MAKING A GENSHIN CROSSOVER…#GOT DISTRACTED BY DRAGON ABS……#FORGOR……#but i still have this and this works for basically any crossover u want xD #og cale henituse #tcf #just drawing dmm

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apostatehobolife · 4 months

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Also, I totally mean to stir the pot don’t mean to stir the pot but you might also have a new rival for position of Beloved Egg Man. How do you feel about deep gnomes???

Someone please uhhhhhh remove Astarion from the room. He is upset.

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tategaminu · 10 months

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"Keep my boyfriend out of your f***ing boat”

I'm pretty sure this mofo Finnegron (I'm not bothering remembering his name) is the one who kidnaps and beats Callum up so I hope Rayla whips his ass.

What if- WHAT IF. He asks her to fight in the arena again giving Callum in exchange for winning. She didn't win in the short story because she got discracted cuz Callum but maybe she will win now because he wants to save him! her weakness being her strenght now!

I doubt it will happen but It sounds angsty enough and I like it

Either way she gonna be insane trying to save him.

Edit: it ended up being the other way but I'm happy.

#rayla smith and finn rock #will smith slap #the dragon prince #what if you saved me from pirates and we had an ocean kiss after haha just kidding... unless?#rayllum #i dont like this finn guy he is showing too much skin and is distracting #he is no that good looking ok average at best ok not my type at all #rayla is gonna lose her marbles when callum gets kidnapped #i wonder if his thunder will call domina or some sht we will see!#also i guess rayla will guide them to scumport since they said she would guide them in some place she was?#and then they reveal scumport in the short and finn guy appears in the trailer?#Rayla that guy leading the ring is gonna kidnap your bf in a few weeks RAYLA #rayla x callum #tdp s5 #mystery of aaravos #tdp spoilers #tdp rayla #shitpost #YEAH

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joycieillustrations · 5 months

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Rhaenys, Corlys, and a Laenor-shaped bump 💕

A coloured version of one of my sketches from last year

Please do not repost without my permission!

#joycieillustrations #hotd #house of the dragon #rhaenys targaryen #princess rhaenys targaryen #corlys velaryon #rhaenys targaryen x corlys velaryon #rhaenys x corlys #colouring old sketches to distract myself from the fact I really miss my girlfriend #RHAENYS BBY HOW DID YOU DO THIS FOR YEARS #hotd art #hotd fanart

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ninja-knox-ur-sox-off · 1 month

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I support feral girls and their slightly repressed feral mentors who enjoy naps

#KNOX ART (me)#im still figuring out how i want to draw her #but i think we getting somewhere #her hair is so fun #gotta figure out the hairpiece tho its giving me trouble #no fr tho ive only watched a couple clips but i love them #not a ship to be clear #ninjago wyldfyre #LEGO Ninjago #Ninjago #kai ninjago #i have no idea how old wyldfyre is im operating on the assumption shes between 13-17 and swinging wildly back and forth in that age range #i want to doodle them more but i got distracted by a redraw #ninjago dragons rising #lego ninjago dragons rising

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mekha-draws · 5 months

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DTDAY thingy for hypomargoteros

"Ill make it simple, just a 20 min colored sketch idk" I said, foolishly

#flight rising #coatl dragon #my art #i have a lot of delayed art to wade thru and so I had to get distracted on this one for like an hour or two #yeah this isnt even well rendered at all shut up orz

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dragoknitter · 7 months

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This is my pumpkin from last year but I’m convinced I will never surpass it, so here ya go

#the distracted dragon #pokemon #pumpkin #giratina #pumpkin carving

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theold-ultraviolence · 1 year

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Reader is also very interested when Aemond works out at home but for very different reasons 👀

Omg of course!!! are you kidding...

cw: reader lusting over Aemond working out, PIV sex (but just the beginning of it because this is just a drabble)

It's raining outside and yet the spot beside you on the bed is empty, so that can only mean one thing: Aemond is already up and working out. You just hope he hasn't gone out for his morning run with this weather. So you go through your own morning routine, washing your face and teeth, brushing your hair and grabbing a robe before going to the kitchen to prepare some coffee.

And then you're struck first thing in the morning, with Aemond all settled in the living room working out. You lurk ever so silently to watch him, all mesmerized and freaking drooling over the sight.

His Adidas sweatpants are sticking to his lean legs, all sweaty as he he's doing push ups on the floor; he's got a tank top that shows off the way his shoulders and biceps bulge as he lifts himself up and down, over and over as if it's the easiest thing in the world and he weighs nothing.

He's doing some kind of cycle set because suddenly he's on his back, doing quick bicycle crunches that leave nothing to the imagination every time he extends-bends his legs, then switching quickly to bridge pose and repeating those same leg extensions as he's got his lower back lifted from the ground.

His silver blonde hair is dripping with sweat, he's grunting and huffing every time he does a rep, brows furrowed and nose all scrunched up in endurance. Instantly, you imagine those same sounds in a totally different setting, imagine yourself on the ground beneath him just as he turns over into a plank position to do mountain climbers.

Imagine that same gorgeous body, dripping with sweat, but naked on top of you.

Dear lords, you don't know if the room temperature is going up because of all the heat that Aemond is building up or if it's just you getting all flustered just watching him. Now that he's doing those god damn mountain climbers you have the perfect view of his ass, and an even better one of his bulge hanging there enticingly underneath his sweatpants.

You'd feel bad for gawking at him this way if this was any other person. But it's Aemond; whom you've been in a committed relationship wth for years now, with whom you share an apartment and have two doggies with. One of whom - Patch, your one-eyed pup - is beside his dad, hilariously imitating what Aemond is doing, and totally unaware of you lusting over him in one corner.

You watch him as he finishes his set, standing up and stretching his limbs, taking off his shirt to cool down before gulping down from his water bottle. The way his neck leans back to drink, exposing his jutting Adam's apple as he drinks, is what finally makes a quiet moan leave your throat.

Aemond follows the sound and blushes bright crimson when he sees you.

Before an evil smirk curves up his lips, and he turns to fully face you.

"What are you doing there, love? were you watching me this entire time?"

You can't even bring yourself to reply, feeling your throat all dry at the sight of his sculpted torso, his sharp hipbones and milky white skin all blotchy and glistening. Your eyes travel from his pectorals and the sweaty chest hair that covers them, down to all the moles scattered all over his stomach.

"Can you blame me?" You utter as you take a brave step forward while undoing the sash of your robe and discarding it on the floor.

Thankfully Patch gets too distracted with your robe, biting it and running off to his little nest by the kitchen to either play or go back to sleep.

Because you're on Aemond in a flash, pushing back down onto the couch, climbing on top of him and taking off your sleep t-shirt. "How about some cardio to finish off your workout?" you grin as your hands fly to the waistband of his sweatpants to pull them down, finding Aemond already rock-hard and leaking.

And he's chuckling to himself - all dimpled cheeks and gleaming eyes as he grabs a handful of your ass and helps you sink down onto him. "I'm so lucky to have a partner who cares about my fitness."

#aemond targaryen #modern!aemond #aemond targaryen x reader #aemond targaryen x you #reader insert #aemond targaryen fanfiction #aemond targaryen smut #aemond targaryen drabbles #aemond drabble #hotd #house of the dragon #ewan mitchell #my writing #literally wasn't meaning to write something but I need the distraction and this thought was too perfect

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ungrateful-cyborg · 2 months

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