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#the boots got me like 💦💦💦💦💦
poptartmochi · 1 year
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tee and hee-ing 🦐
#gilver's retconned canonicity is very amusing to me so i think i will sprinkle a gilver jumpscare into gioia's story too#during gioia's fun little coma i think the krill try to get back to her many times but fail because two Very Dedicated devil hunters are#standing vigil over her + think the krill are after her soul for revenge or power etc etc. but case in point they are like a sad and#pathetic cat whose stuck outside a door while gioia's ⚰️. when she finally comes to‚ merle shakes her down about the whole situation and#asks about vergil when he comes up etc etc. gioia is understandably sad that vergil hasn't showed up and the krill are like 😈 because#Finally. They Have an In. so i think they have a goofy cartoon montage where they nab someone's coat/boots/etc. that people have left out +#a bunch of bandages from a shipment for eileen. i think they have a few gag shots where they try to voltron into a Human Form#and are like goddamn this sucks‼️‼️ 😭😭 because they are used to acting like one. but being bound up in a vaguely human form and forced to#be so close quarters with each other.. it is Unnatural!!! :( but they hobble their way to eileen's clinic in The Fit + the elected#Speaker of the Krill is like. hello it is i vergil *cough* im looking for a devil hunter yay high.. yadda yadda.. i am a human demon and#not a demon demon we.. i‼️‼️ prommie 👁️👁️🤞🏻#and merle is like 👁️👁️.... 🤨..🧐... 😐; because all she knows about Vergil is that he's kind of ominous. part demon.. he wears a coat..#and you know the bandages are really suspicious BUT considering the state gioia was in when their paths crossed‚ maybe this vergil guy got#really fucked up in the collapse of the labyrinth too?.. but if he's all bandaged up he shouldn't be moving around right? ah but he's part#demon so maybe he heals differently?.. well even if not‚ its pretty sweet he'd go searching for gioia in this state and ouuuwagh Merle is a#Sucker for Romance so. babygirl she falls for it she FALLS for the 500 Krill in a Trenchcoat trick. she comes into the room like ms. gioia#there's someone here to see you‼️😳🤭☺️ and lets verkrill in + gives them space because wauuw lovers united.. just like her and eileen!!#when the door shuts Gioia is like 😐... 😐... 👁️—👁️.. what the fuck is this. because it is CLEARLY not Vergil yo?? and as soon as she#asks‚ the krill explode from the bandages (and thank god because they couldn't stand that a moment longer!!) all like WAHHHH BOSSS WE#MISSED YOU WE THOUGHT YOU DIED WAHWAHWAH 😭😭😭💦💦💦‼️‼️‼️and gioia is a little disappointed it Wasn't Actually Vergil but she lets it#slide because she thought the krill would disappear with the labyrinth and disperse on the winds! so she's very touched they returned to#her even after the grounds of their contract are fulfilled. and that's the dumb goofy gilver jumpscare moment:] gioia needed more#funnystupid moments in her narrative and this is a little too on-the-nose silly for me to abandon 😆😆#sriracha.txt#nero prime#live krill reaction
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izuke-the-zombie · 5 months
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🌸Sorry for the long ass absent guys 🫠 family and holidays have been crazy😮‍💨
I recently came across this short monkie kid wild West AU fanfic
It's short but it's really good, And it sort of got me in the mood to sketch or at least redraw the two mystic monkeys cowboy outfits again
I really wasn't sure whether to give Mac, purple boots or just black boots you can kind of see it in the first pick faded Mac.
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🌸🐎🐴✨But I don't think I've seen anyone draw them with horses or write something about it, so I'm going to be the first one to do it! (I don't know how to draw them sitting on horses, so bear with me here.)😗💦 I know I put the scar on the wrong side of the Smokey Horse. My bad, let's just pretend it's on the right side.LOL😅🪷
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😽💕I headCannon that when those two summon their horses together, they get really affectionate. The sheriff's horse is more like a big old golden retriever, playful and mischievous, and rarely ever listens to its owner. While over here, Mac's is more well-behaved and obedient, and they can get quite sassy sometimes. I'm not sure what to call it. It's hard to separate those two, so they try not to summon them at the same time.
They're also very affectionate to the monkeys especially the opposite ones.🐶🐎✨💕
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😄I want a scenario where they let the horses stay instead of just poofing them out of existence so MK/MEI can play with the horses just a bit longer since they were begging them by giving them the puppy dog eyes (especially on Mei's side; she's a horse girl fan), and after a long while, the sheriff notices that his horse Nimbus was acting a little more strange and protective over the Smokey horse, letting them eat first, and just never leaving their side. All sorts of strange behavior on the Nimbus side. All he ever notices from the shadow horse is that they were a little sluggish, but he doesn't think too much of it.😗🤠🐵
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🌟Until one day, BAM! This little cutie came into the world as a precious, adorable little cinnamon roll, prancing around like it owns the world.🧁😽🌎✨
🐎There's stupidly protective over this little guy.👿😡🦄🐴☀️🌙🌠
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🐴And there's a huge problem. This little guy is clumsy as heck. He's new and everything, so of course he is, but he likes to adventure out without his horsey parents knowing or anyone else, and he loves playing games like tag his favorite, but because he's so clumsy, he causes damage that MK or his mentors have to fix, so everyone has to be on high alert and watch over the little rascal. LMAO 🐎🍼💥💕✨
🌸I hope you enjoyed this, I certainly had fun drawing this I wish there was more wild West monkeys fics there's some freaking cute💕✨
💥Aaaah! I love these freaking cow monkeys 😆💖
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jymwahuwu · 7 months
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After watching the animation, I felt uncomfortable and had thoughts about handcuffs. just found a reason to be handcuffed and spanked by Wriothesley 🥵🙏💦💦
CW: yandere, forced imprisonment, abuse of power, non-consensual spanking, humiliation
For a whole week… you were uncooperative, stamping your feet in front of Wriothesley's face, arguing with him, or responding with perfunctory- "yes-yes", "got it.", "you're right again anyway". Why? He keeps you in this underwater prison and factory, restricting your freedom. He smiled lightly and gracefully, patting you on the head as if you just weren't mature enough. Like just punched the pillow with his fist, it was completely useless. The anger in your chest burned even brighter.
You were sulking that day, slowly poking at the food with your fork in the cafeteria, thinking about how to escape the Fortress of Meropide. A young and sweet voice sounded next to you. "You look unhappy. Cheer up. Want a milkshake?" "No, thank you." You replied quickly, without even glancing at who the person was. In the corner of your vision, a blue milkshake approaches you, and you turn around irritably.
"I told you no…" Inadvertently, your elbow touched the cup, and the whole cup fell to the ground and broke. You were startled to realize that it was the head nurse, Sigewinne. Guilt builds in you, and you're about to apologize and pick up the pieces, but you hear that annoying voice - Wriothesley's. His boots appear before you. "Wow, what a big scene. Do you mind explaining it?"
Sigewinne waved her hand and raised head to look at Wriothesley. "I'm fine, Your Grace."
Rebellion takes a place in your heart. You swallowed your apology and sneered. "I broke it."
Wriothesley raised his eyebrows. "Really? Well, come to the office with me. Sigewinne, don't pick up the debris. I will ask people to clean it." Sigewinne gave you a worried look and explained. "It's really just an accident, not intentional, Your Grace…"
"Don't worry." He gave a reassuring smile. "Just going to the office to chat."
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As soon as you entered the office, you heard the door being locked. Your heart skipped a beat, but you still maintained a stoic look.
Wriothesley walked slowly from the door to you, hugged his arm, and asked in a relaxed tone. "You've been very rude lately. What's wrong?"
You can't believe Wriothesley is actually asking this - "Don't you know you're the reason! When am I going to get out of jail! Why I have no idea how long my sentence will be extended!"
"This is what happens when someone disobeys." Administrator said, taking something out of his pocket. "And now I'm right. You don't look like you're fit to be released from prison."
He quickly lifted the back of your hand, and then with a sound, the handcuff locked your right hand. You suddenly broke into a cold sweat, but your other hand was grabbed and locked in the same way. "W-what do you want to do!" accompanied by a chuckle. "You look better this way, but it's not enough."
Wriothesley sat down leisurely, stretched out his hand, and pulled you onto his lap. As you screamed, a chill ran down your butt, and the covering material was pulled down. But he still felt that it was not enough, and even took off your underwear, not even allowing the underwear to stay on your calves, but threw it on the desk. Before this, you had never known that Wriothesley's strength was so irresistible and powerful. He always allowed you to push him away a little.
A hard slap on your ass. Terrified, you straightened your legs and kicked them, as if that would relieve the pain, but it didn't. "How dare you - how dare you spank me! Wriothesley, I will teach you a lesson once I get out!"
"Ha-I'm waiting." He said, holding back the laughter in his throat. "But now, you're being spanked by me, so watch your words."
The slaps landed on your butt one after another, and his thick arms were waving, showing no mercy, as the loud slapping sound proved. The pain urged your eyes to fill with tears, and you wanted to struggle, but the cold handcuffs reminded you of your position. "Stop this…you have no right to do this…"
"I have. And no one can stop me from doing this." While holding your waist, his big, rough hand slapped your right butt three times in a row. Just when you thought you had adapted… pain. You sobbed quietly, sniffling.
After the slap lasted… you don't know, 2 minutes or 5 minutes later? It seemed like a lifetime, and finally it stopped. "Poor you." The palm touched your heated butt and rubbed it gently, "It's all swollen. If you were obedient, it wouldn't be like this, right?"
"Asshole…" you just struggled to curse in a low voice, "um, let's start again." These few understatement words gave you a huge warning. The slaps started again, even harder than before. Tears welled up in your eyes as you tried to stop him. "…wait, wait, I'm sorry!! Don't start over!!"
"Ah, too late," he snickered, not stopping to spank. "Well, I can even hear you scolding me in your heart. Just be good, even a little bit, okay?"
What follows is a long afternoon. Wriothesley didn't spank you continuously, but kept you on his lap. He reviews the documents and signs and adds notes. Occasionally, he thinks of you and waves his arms to educate you. You were like a poor little pet, on his lap, with tears hanging from your eyelashes, your hands locked in handcuffs, and butt is swollen and radiating heat.
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hentyehottie · 2 years
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-| hi my newfound love 💕
i bring to thee pervy thoughts to satiate your kinktober thirst 💦
STAY WITH ME NOW ….
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N-NAGA!BAKUGO 🐍
Naga!Bakugo who stands about 7ft tall at his full height. Thick, muscular arms crossed over his bulging pecs that lead to into perfectly chiseled abs and tapers into a massive corded serpentine tail that he uses to prep you before stretching your tight little hole out with his two slimy ✨cocks✨
do with this what you will ❤️
Kinktober day 1 and only 🤪
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Ngl it took forever but I got it done lmaooo excuse mistakes I never proofread
Pairing: Naga!Bakugo x Explorer Chubby Black!Fem Reader
c/w: 18+ MDNI
chileeeee 😭 monster fucking, oviposition, tail fucking, kats has two cawks, oral (m!receiving), language ofc, Katsuki hates humans, Katsuki’s 100 yrs old at least, he’s also a lil mean but I wouldn’t be me if I didn’t sprinkle a little praise here and there, venom intoxication, full nelson position, cervix fucking, girl you a babymama now 🤤 ❀ let me know if I’m missing any tags ❀
inspo behind his look lol
Something wasn’t right about this forest, so many sinkholes and underground traps lingered around the bunker-like caves.
Which is exactly why you’re limping back to your camp. You’d lost your canteen, which meant you had no drinking water for the night. Fortunately, you had somewhere warm and sheltered to sleep.
You entered the bunker you’d claimed for yourself. This one was the least creepy of them all, lacking the furs and animal carcasses you’d seen in a couple of the others.
At the entryway you kicked off your boots, not wanting to track dirt and mud inside. The tapestry you’d brought gave you a decent amount of privacy, kept you hidden from whatever might’ve been lurking outside, however it couldn’t hide you from something already inside.
“Oi, it’s about time, who the fuck are you?” He snarled violently, tail curling around to push you the rest of the way inside. He’d been waiting on you to return all day, dying to see just who was bold enough to trespass amongst his territory.
He was huge, not only big and brutish but tall too, his head nearly grazing the cave’s ceiling as he raised up at you.
Katsuki hated humans. They were messy, disgusting and vile, destroying every place they’d come to inhabit.
So he’s absolutely seething when a ditzy little bitch makes herself comfortable right in the middle of his territory. Pinning your dumb little tapestry in the entryway, and leaving your things scattered.. neatly in a corner?
Okay whatever you didn’t make a mess, but still he’d spent days digging it out and getting it just right for his rut, only to have some human bitch trespassing while he was out collecting supplies.
“Oh I-.”
Terrified was an understatement as you looked everywhere but his face to to avoid his angry red eyes.
“You’re a..a…like a centaur..but a snake?” He heard you say. Should someone, or something like this even exist? You couldn’t help but wonder if he was the product of some freaky genetic splicing, or something conjured up from the deepest darkest depths of your monsterfucking fantasies.
His human or hunanoid half was absolutely beautiful. A very handsome face, even if it was fixed into a scowl, big muscled arms and an abdomen like a washboard. He wore golden cuffs on his arms and wrists, thick rings adorned a couple of his fingers. His body was thick and bulky, tapering down to a slender twelve foot long tail. His scales were black with splotches of tan, the underbelly that same sandy tan color.
“A Naga, dumbass. I don’t have time for ya little games, bitch. The hell are you doing in my den. Where’d you come from?”
“Your what? I’m traveling south and I just needed a camp for a few nights. Please don’t eat me, I’ll leave!” You were willing to beg the handsome creature for your life. You nearly fainted at the feel of his cold, scaly tail wrapping around and giving a deterrent squeeze.
“Don’t flatter yourself.” He snarled. The last thing he’d ever eat was a disgusting human, you’d probably taste like shit anyway, with all the garbage humans ate.
Now, a deer or a big fat juicy rabbit? He’d do just about anything for. He’d probably go hunting after he figured out how to dispose of you.
“So, what should I do with you, my chubby little bunny?”
His tone was taunting, you’re sure anything you suggested he’d laugh at, but you mustered up enough courage to speak anyway.
His gaze was fixed on you, red reptilian eyes daring you to make a move. He wanted you to run. He’d probably even stall a bit, give you a little leeway before hunting you down like the predator he was.
And when he found you he’d contemplate snapping your pretty little neck, or pumping so much venom into your veins that your blood solidified completely, or even gutting you like a fish and tossing you aside for the scavengers to deal wit-
“K-keep me?”
He stared at you like you’d grown another head.
“Keep you?” He spat the words like they were poison filling his mouth. He scoffed, nose turned up and brows bunched into a menacing scowl. “Fuck are you talkin’ about?”
He’d expected you to beg for a merciful death, totally caught off guard when you suggested such an impious request.
“L-like a pet or maid..I-I can cook or forage or…please you.” You reasoned with the monster, voice dying in your throat at the end of the statement. You knew there was no way he’d let you go unscathed, so you offered up the next best thing, you hoped.
The blonde stopped and looked down at you, arms crossed over the thick trunk of his body and squeezing his deliciously large pecs together, before his mouth turned up in a devilish smirk. Uncoiling his tail, he dropped you right on your butt.
“Don’t need a pet, but I do need an incubator.” Your eyes widened when his eyes fixated on your chubby tummy.
“Incubator?”
“Yeah,” His forked tongue flickered. “Ain’t got a mate, but I’m ready for a litter.“
He slithered the rest of the way to you, pulling you right into his arms. He pressed his cool fingers into your doughy body, pulling you right up against him. “You have the perfect body to bare my clutch, so you will.”
Sure, it was contradictory. He hated humans, but that didn’t mean he couldn’t use you and all of your warm holes, right?
“Either that or I stuff em’ into your corpse.”
He could smell your fear, along with the sweet scent of ovulation and it was absolutely intoxicating. Your scent alone made him fucking feral, made him want nothing more than to burrow deeper into his den and have his way with you, to pump you full of cum and then his eggs.
Which is exactly what he’d do. Make you pay for disturbing his peace and triggering his rut early.
“Gonna keep papa’s eggs nice and warm, right? Ya promise?”
You nod with so much force your head might fall off, flinching when his thin tongue flickered rapidly beside your ear.
“Good, now whad’ya say about pleasing me, Bunny?”
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The naga is left speechless when you take the head of one of his cocks into your mouth. The warmth enveloping him like the tightest hug.
“Fuck…what a good little bitch.”
You responded with the faintest little ‘mhm’ staring up at him all starry-eyed and dazed. Your tongue ran up and down that thick vein, sending shivers up his spine.
Katsuki had fucked with plenty of Naga women, but none of them had ever taken his dicks into their mouth, too prude and snobby to commit such a profane act.
But humans—humans were the embodiment of sin, the epitome of absolute trash, and before now he’s never been more grateful for the scum of your race.
Because here you were, the sexiest plump little vixen he’d ever seen, on your knees with your tongue swirling around each of his heads, showing neither more attention than the other.
You squished one of them between your busom, fucking it with your tits while your mouth handled the other.
“Holy fuck.” The naga breathed out, palming your head to push you down onto his cock, the tip nudging the threshold of your throat. Katsuki’s mind was clouded with delirium, head thrown back as little grunts and groans were forced out of him.
He laced his fingers into your braids, the hair ties that held your bun long gone. He was surprisingly gentle, forming your hair into a ponytail to rut against your mouth.
You sucked his cocks like your life depended on it, because it did. You needed him to feel like you were worth keeping, not to be discarded after you’d given him a litter.
“S-stop.”
Of course you didn’t stop, too stupefied to even understand the command at first. The naga felt like putty in your hands, the rattle of his tail moving intensely fast, nearly beating against the ground to signal just how close he was.
Your tongue and throat tingled as you worked him with your mouth, pushing him closer and closer to a release that would’ve brought him to his knees if he had them.
“Stop…or I’ll kill ya.” Bakugou panted hard, breaths ragged and strained, giving your hair a rough tug.
He quite literally meant what he said, as much as he did want to paint your throat with his cum, you’d likely asphyxiate from all that semen.
Your mouth was off of him in an instant, staring up at him waiting for your next order. You were a delectable sight to behold. Saliva dripping from your chin onto your big tits.
He pulled you up into a sloppy kiss, coating your tongue and throat with venomous saliva. It made your mouth water, the more you swallowed it down. You were now covered in a light sheen of sweat, body lax in his arms and incredibly sensitive, signs that you ingested the poison well.
“Please! I want-I need your cocks! Need you to fuck m-me.” His venom had you slack-jawed and slurring, drool dripping from the corners of your mouth.
Katsuki loved a bitch who wasn’t too proud to beg, carnal urges roused and ready to give you all that you asked for.
“Gotta stretch that pretty pussy if you want both my cocks.”
You nodded, or at least thought you nodded, head swaying as he maneuvered you around. Now you have your arms looped around his neck as he holds you up by your knees.
You let out the most wanton moan when his rattle breached your cunt, gasping and panting like a whore when more and more of that thick tail made its way inside.
Your eyes squeezed shut and your mouth formed a wide ‘o’ as the rings of the his tail were sheathed deep into your cunt.
“Nice and warm.” His deep raspy voice lingers in your mind even after he’s spoken.
“Fuckkkk! I need more!” You cried out, cunt gushing more of your syrupy arousal around his tail and down your thighs.
“Doing s’good, I’ll give ya more.” He praised, fangs pressed into his lip as he slipped his tail out, rattle coated in your pussy’s cream.
Tears stung your eyes at the delicious stretch of his upper cock stuffing your cunt.
He bounced you up and down, loving how your warm, creamy pussy felt around him. With every thrust the head of his second cock bumped against your clit sending tremors through your body every single time.
He never wanted to leave the warmth of your cunt and quite frankly you didn’t want him to either with how you wrapped your thick thighs around him so tightly.
He was able to pry you off of him a little, just enough to position his second dick at your entrance.
Completely cock-drunk and dickmatized you’d probably die if he pulled out of you. You’d never been so full in your life, filled the the brim with this monster’s cock.
“You said you wanted both right?”
“Uhhuh?” You agreed to all of his questions if it meant keeping your life. Your mind was so clouded and hazy that you didn’t even process what he meant until he stuffed that second cock into your greedy cunt.
Shifting the position, he turns you around so that your back was against his front, cocks still stuffed inside as he handled you like you were featherlight. He lifts your legs up until he has them over his forearms, you’re now folded in half against him with his hands locked behind your head.
In an instant he’s moving again, holding you still and slamming into your pussy at a god-like speed. “Oooo shit.” You moaned, staring down at your bulging belly.
“You’re so stronggg.” Your praises pumped his ego, if that was even possible, the man already had so much confidence as it was. “Nghhh it’s s-so fucking good.”
“Yeah? Human whore loves my cocks?” He had the meanest grin on his face, basking in your praises.
“Yesssss, fuck yes.” You screamed, eyes crossed and tongue lolling out like a mad woman as he fucked you into oblivion.
“J-just like t-t-that.” You stuttered as you felt the peak of an orgasm creeping up on you.
It had just dawned on you, the blonde hadn’t even given you his name, if he had one.
“N-name..what’s your name.”
“Katsuki.” The Naga said, thrusts never faltering. He rarely gave his first name, especially to people he deemed beneath him. However, in a matter of moments you’d be the mother of his brood, of course he made an exception.
“Katsu…mmphhh. I’m gonna cum, Katsukiiii!” You whimpered out his name as you coated his cock with your juices.
“Oh f-fuck, what’s happening?” Your hooded eyes widened when the thick heads of his cocks pushed passed the ring of your cervix, sitting snug inside your womb and ready to deliver his clutch.
Play time was over, and Katsuki was ready to collect on that promise you made him.
Large and round, the first egg settled into your belly. One after the other he deposited six big eggs into your belly. The stretch was uncomfortable, heavy.
You weren’t even sure if you could stand holding so much extra weight. After all you’ve been through you weren’t sure if you could stand at all, honestly.
He finally lifted you off of his cocks, both semi flaccid and slowly retreating back into their slit. Your eyes were fixated below you, intrigued by the bright green slime that dripped out of your cunt but even more so by the swell of your tummy after being filled with the naga’s eggs.
You felt yourself being moved, until you were layed against your sleeping bag and few extra blankets you had brought to bundle up with.
You were drained— body covered in sweat and cum, belly stretched to capacity. You didn’t even want to think about how you looked right now.
“Oi, stay with me.” He slapped a calloused hand over your cheek a couple of times.
You floated in and out of consciousness but you kept your eyes locked on his crimson ones as best as you could.
“Did good.” He patted your head as you snuggled into his cool body, bulging belly jutting against his abdomen.
He rubbed a hand over your belly. ”S’good for me, gonna give me a strong litter.” He kissed your forehead and that’s all you could remember before consciousness evaded you.
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bbyquokka · 2 years
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Drive ♡*.✧
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➥ pairing: Lee Minho x F!Reader
➥ genre: smut, 18- DNI
➥ synopsis: after a sudden change in weather, minho picks you up to drive you home. however, you had other ideas
➥ warnings: smut, unprotected sex, car sex, public sex, blowjob, throat fucking, riding, pet names [ kitten, babe ], creampie – if i missed any, lmk
➥ words: 4.1k
➥ a/n: i haven't been feeling motivated lately, self doubt and all, im doubting whether to post this tbh. but here is a little something. im going to go back to jamming to MAXIDENT. hopefully i'll be feeling like myself again but in the meantime, enjoy. [ repost bc i fixed my tags. ty for being patient & understanding ]
Feedback and reblogs are highly advised and appreciated!
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Strolling through the freezer section, you hummed softly to yourself. Your eyes darted along the various frozen foods until they landed on your favourite section – ice creams
You grinned, doing a mini hop to the freezer and opening the tall door. The ice cold air hitting your face creating goosebumps along your skin. you let out a small 'brr' as you grabbed your favourite flavour of ice-cream, letting the door spring close.
You beamed, happy that you were finally able to get what you have been craving for days. As you walked to the cashier, the pet aisle caught the corner of your eye
You walked down it, the shelves decorated with dog and cat food, treats, litter, toys and accessories. You stopped at the accessories, eyes scanning along the various collars. Red, white, black, pink, orange. Some with bells and bows, some without.
You hummed to yourself thinking of what to choose. You settled on one black with a bell and two orange, one with a bow and one without
"Perfect." You grinned. You walked to the cashier, paying for your items before walking out of the store. As soon as your foot hit the concrete, a downpour of rain started.
'Oh no!" You whined. The smell of wet concrete hitting your nostrils as you watch the rain become heavy, bouncing off the concrete. A burst of cold air flowed through you making you shiver.
With your apartment being a one hour walk and the next bus arriving in thirty minutes, there was no chance you would brave the rain, not without an umbrella at least.
You put the cat collars in your pocket, fishing around for your phone in the process. You opened up your messages, opening up your conversations between you and your boyfriend – Minho
you: helppppppp 😭
my love 😻: What's up? Are you okay, kitten?
you: It's raining and i don't have an umbrella 😭
my love 😻: bus?
you: it arrives in 30 mins 🥺
my love 😻: hide under a bus shelter or something?
you: 😑 can't you like, pick me up?
my love 😻: now?
you: duh! yes now!
my love 😻: im busy, kitten
you: then become unbusy! what if i get sick? then you will have to look after me and we won't be able to do anything 😉😇
my love 😻: what do you mean?
you: 👉🏼👌🏼💦
my love 😻: fuck.. okay okay. I'll come get you. where are you?
you: the grocery store
my love 😻: okay. stay there. I'll be there in 5
True to his word, Minho arrived in 5 minutes. You ran to his car, hands above your head in a makeshift umbrella. The rain was heavy, indicating that a possible storm was approaching. You got in the passenger side and smiled at your boyfriend.
Minho was wearing blue denim jeans and a matching jacket. His jeans were tight, showing off his dancer thighs extremely well, a white t-shirt underneath with tanned coloured boots and freshly dyed black hair styled with curls, he looked so divine to you – it took all your willpower to not pounce on him there and then.
Minho looked over at you, keeping one hand on the wheel. Your clothing was soaked, sticking to your skin. Your face was shiny from the rain water as your hair was wet, droplets of water dripping from the ends of your hair.
Minho raised his brow, slowly checking you out. You shifted in your seat feeling small from his piercing gaze.
"Are you just going to stare at me or?" You questioned. Minho chuckled.
"Well, the only time I ever see you wet." Minho smirked, emphasizing the word wet "is when you're in the shower. So seeing you like this is a turn on."
You blushed a deep shade of red, putting your seatbelt on and placing your ice-cream by your feet. "Shut up and take me home." You mumbled. Minho smirked and laughed, driving out of the parking lot.
A silence fell upon you both, one that didn't feel awkward but comfortable. Being in Minho's presence is enough for you to feel love and wanted – he didn't need to express it through words
The way Minho shows his love is different from what you're used to. Many people show it through words and gifts. "you're the best thing that's ever happened to me." "Here, I bought you roses." but Minho has a subtle way of showing his love.
Although you weren't used to it at first, you soon learnt that it was the littlest of things that count. You were sick? Minho would be the first person to be at your door with a bag full of remedies. He would scold you for not taking care of your health, telling you it's important.
You once questioned him why he never bought you chocolate or roses or even a teddy.
"You'll eat the chocolates in 5 seconds, the bear will just sit on the bed and be useless and roses die too fast. If I wanted to give you a gift, I would take you somewhere where we could make memories together, something that feels more precious than some cheap shop bought roses."
That's when you learnt Minho has his own love language and even though it's not what most people are used to, you are and you wouldn't have it any other way.
You love Minho and you know he loves you too – he doesn't need to prove that with some cheap roses.
The sound of the rain hitting the car roof was comforting. The windscreen wipers at max speed. It was rush hour so many people were getting impatient, beeping their horns and shouting at others. You shivered, goosebumps rising on your skin as the rain water began to dry up.
"You cold, kitten?" Minho asked, noticing the way you shivered. You nodded slowly. Minho turned on the heating, the warm air warming you up slowly.
"Thank you, babe."
"No problem Kitten. You can always turn it on, you know. I know it's my car but you know that what's mine is yours." You smiled softly at him, heart swelling with love and admiration for him as you looked at his soft features. His eyes focused on the road, one hand on his thigh whilst the other was on the wheel.
"I know babe." You put your hands in your pocket, feeling the collars you placed in there earlier "Oh!" You shouted excitedly, making Minho jump and blink, his eyes flickering to you for a split second.
"I found these!" Minho stopped at a red light, looking over at you as you pulled the collars out of your pocket, holding them up and beaming brightly. "Aren't they cute!"
"they're a little bit small for you, kitten." Minho winked. you playfully punched his arm, cheeks turning a bright pink.
"They're not for me silly! For soonie, Doongie and Dori!"
"Kitten, they're so sweet but you know they don't like collars all that much." You pouted, placing the collars on the console before sitting back in your seat
"I know but I instantly thought of them when I saw them."
"I know kitten. It's very sweet and thoughtful of you, so thank you." Minho placed his hand on your thigh, stroking it softly with his thumb whilst occasionally squeezing the flesh.
His touch sent electric shocks to travel all over your body. It was embarrassing to how, with just one touch, you're putty in his hands. You couldn't resist him, no matter how hard you try and especially today, when he looks so divine to you.
Minho's focus resumed back on the road, his hand staying put on your thigh. You pressed your lips together in a thin like, looking out of the window watching the water droplets travel down the window.
Minho's hand travelled further up your thigh, his fingertips ghosting your skin. A simple, innocent action it may seem to him, but to you, he was getting dangerously close. Your mind starting whirling with thoughts, thoughts about his fingers pumping inside you, curling against your walls.
How his eyes would be on you at all time, dark and full of lust. Dirty words escaping past his lips, making you squirm. You caught your bottom lip between your teeth, biting hard as your skin got hot to the touch.
"You okay, Kitten? You feel a little warm." You dared look at him because you knew he knew what he was doing and the effect it has on you. You knew just as much as he did that one look was all it would take for you to melt.
"I'm okay." You tried to convince Minho, not letting him have the upper hand and knowing the current hold he has on you. You looked at him, placing a hand on his thigh.
This time, it was Minho who bit his lip, his eyes glancing down at your hand. You mimicked his own movements, stroking up and down his thigh, traveling further and further up until you was dangerously close to his crotch.
"Kitten." Minho spoke sternly, warning you. You looked at him with innocent, doll like eyes.
"What's up, Minho?" You asked, innocently. You ghosted your fingertips across his crotch, feeling his cock. Minho swallowed, his adams apple bobbing up and down.
"What do you think you're doing?"
"Touching you." You said, nonchalantly. Minho groaned softly, struggling to maintain his eyes on the road ahead. You squeezed his thighs, feeling how thick they are beneath your hands
"Gosh Minho. I love your thighs." You mewled
"You do?" His eyes cocked up
"Mhm. I love how thick they are. They're so muscular and sturdy. They feel really good when I ride them, grinding my pussy along them slowly. Bucking my hips as you tense your thighs. It's so – blissful." You mewled, smirking as you felt his cock twitch against your hand.
Minho let out shaky breaths, his hand gripping the steering wheel. his jaw muscles visible clenching at the sides.
"Kitten, you know the rules."
"Do I?" You looked at him with your innocent doll eyes, fluttering them. Minho glanced at you and let out a shaky sigh. It was clear to you that he was struggling to maintain his composure.
"Don't start something if you're not going to follow through with it." Minho growled. You mewled softly at his growl. You pressed your legs together, rubbing them to create friction.
You unzipped and unbuttoned his jeans, pulling his cock out of its restraints. Minho sighed softly at the release. You licked your lips as you eyes his cock up and down slowly. A good length with thickness. His tip was red and shining due to the pre-cum spilling out of his slit. His veins prominent on the sides, fading at the tip.
You swallowed, wrapping your hand around him. His skin felt hot against the palm of your hand. You let out a shaky breath, eyes fixated on his throbbing cock. Your breathing slowly became laboured as lust ran straight to your core.
You rubbed his tip with the pad of your thumb, smearing the bead of pre-cum over his tip. You hummed in satisfaction as Minho let out a throaty groan, hips bucking slightly. You ran your fingernail across his slit gently and slowly before wrapping your hand around him, pumping him slowly.
Minho was slowly losing his patience. Your small hand on his cock, fingers barely wrapped around him. He loves it so much. His hand gripped the wheel tightly, his knuckles turning white. His hips bucking in your hand, his lips in a thin line as he struggled to focus.
"Ah shit." He mumbled under his breath taking a sharp turn on the road. You continued to rub your thighs together, pining softly.
Minho pulled up at a busy car park, turning off the engine and slouching in his seat. His gaze turned to you and you shivered. His eyes were so dark with lust, it almost scared you. The change in atmosphere made you shift in your seat.
Grabbing your wrist, he brung your hand to his mouth, kissing the palms before kissing each finger individually, his eyes locked onto yours.
"Well, are you going to finish what you started or am I just going to sit here with my hard cock out?"
"Of course not. You should know by now that I always finish what I started, Minho." You winked. You unbuckled yourself and leant over to him. You started of by kitten licking his tip, his salty flavour coating your tongue.
You hummed at the taste, wrapping your hand around his base. You have him gentle and slow tugs as spat on his cock head. A string of your saliva slowly falling and detaching from your mouth, landing on his cock head. You licked your lips, watching it roll down the sides.
Minho hummed softly, the palm of your hand coming into contact with his tip as you used it to smear your saliva, rotating your wrist. You gently squeezed his cock head, rubbing his tip with your thumb as you applied pressure to it.
A throaty grunt left Minho, his hips bucking at the feeling. He kicked his head back against the car seat, his fingers finding their way to your hair. He tucked it behind your ear gently, his gaze never leaving you.
You looked up at him through your eyelashes, your mouth opening slowly. Minho caught his bottom lip between his teeth, anticipating your next move.
You wrapped your soft lips around his cock, the warmth and wetness of your mouth encapsulated Minho making him shiver at the feeling. You lowered your head until you had half of him stuffed in your mouth.
You hummed around his cock, loving how stuffed your mouth felt. You bobbed your head up and down slowly pressing your tongue flat against his sides. You wanted Minho to slowly get lost, to embrace the feeling of your warmth.
Your hand alternated between squeezing and massaging his balls to stroking the other half of his cock. You closed your eyes slowly, feeling yourself getting lost in pleasuring your man. Sweet groans and hums rippled from Minho's throat, his gaze never leaving you.
"C'mon kitten. I know you can take more in the little mouth of yours." your eyes fluttered open, gazing at him through your lashes. You hummed, the vibrations tickling Minho's cock.
You removed your hand, halting all movements. You flattened your tongue before slowly lowering your mouth further down. Soon, your nose hit the pit of his stomach, his cock so deep down your throat, it threatened your gag reflexes.
"That's my girl." His compliment ran down your spine and straight to your core. Compliments and praises are your weakness. Something about hearing how well you're doing made you quiver with need.
You bobbed your head up and down, allowing Minho's cock to stroke your throat. Throaty moans left your boyfriend's lips, his eyes slowly closing as he allowed himself to bask in the feeling.
"Such a pretty girl with such a filthy mouth."
He bundled up your hair in his fist, his hips suddenly thrusting upwards on their own. You whined the best you could as his cock stroked your throat, tip hitting the back over and over again.
Drool pooled at the corners of your mouth, tears lining your lower lash line. You dug your nails into his thighs as you let Minho use your throat. Strained, breathless moans rang through your ears. Minho was struggling. Struggling to keep his composure. Struggling to not shoot his load down your throat.
At this point, your panties were uncomfortably wet, sticking to your folds. The amount of lust and need you were feeling was slowly becoming unbearable. Sure, you love it when he fucked your throat, but it's not your cunt.
You pulled away from his cock with a pop. Drool coated your chin and gave his cock a light shine. His eyes slowly peeled open as he looked at your rosy cheeks.
"Minho. Please, I need you." You whined
"Need me where, kitten." His thumb grazing across your bottom lip, collecting some of your drool.
You took your pants off before sitting back in your seat, back against the car door. Your gaze never left Minho as you parted your legs giving him a full view of the large wet patch that had formed on your cotton panties.
Minho swallowed slowly, nostrils flaring as he panted slightly. Your hands travelled down your stomach to your clothed pussy. You grazed your fingertips lightly across your folds, feeling your wet patch against your fingers
"Here Minho. I need you here." You pined. The amount of lust you were feeling was making you feel sick and dizzy.
"Back seat. Now." Minho instructed. You crawled over to the back seats, Minho following shortly after. You knelt, sitting on your feet as Minho pulled his jeans and boxer shorts further down so they rested at his knees. He sat on the seat, legs spread as he lazily stroked his cock.
"Clothes off." You nodded, slowly peeling your clothes off until you were naked. Luckily for you both, Minho's car had blacked out windows but the thought of being in a busy parking lot made you quiver with lust.
"Look at you. You look oh so pretty and delicate. I cannot wait to corrupt your pretty mind, kitten." You whimpered, his hand reaching out and cupping your breast. He squeezed and massaged the flesh, occasionally rolling your hard nipple between his fingers.
"M-Minho. Please. I need you inside me so bad, it hurts! I've been needing you since I got into this car!"
Usually, Minho would tease you. Take his sweet time in sending your senses into overdrive. As much as he wants to see you squirm and beg for him to fuck you raw, he too, is also at his limit.
"Come here, kitten." you crawled over to him, straddling his waist as you held onto his shoulders. You core hovering over his cock, his tip threatening to enter you.
"Help me Minho. It's unbearable" You begged. Minho captured your lips, kissing you sloppily. There was no coordination in the kiss, just teeth and tongue crashing against one another and the feeling of hunger for one another mutual.
You reached behind you, grabbing the base of Minho's cock and guiding it towards your entrance. You slowly lowered yourself, hissing at the burn as his cock stretched you. You lowered yourself until all his length was deep inside you.
Minho pulled away from your lips, attaching them to your neck. You shuddered at the feeling as he sucked and kissed your delicate skin. Purple bruises slowly forming as you lifted your hips up and slamming yourself back down. You both moaned in unison, Minho's hands flying to your waist, holding it tightly.
You picked up the pace as you felt yourself getting used to his size, your pussy loosening with each bounce. The burn subsided, pleasure taking over. You gripped onto his shoulders, using him as leverage as you picked up the pace.
"Fuck me. So good. So deep!" His cock stroked your walls, tip hitting deep inside you. Minho kicked his head back, basking in the feeling. He licked his lips at the sight of you riding his cock. Your cheeks rosy pink, mouth hung open as your breasts bounced freely.
"Your pussy is so tight, kitten. I can never get used to this feeling."
You hummed before halting your movements. Minho gave you a questioning look as you smirked. You leant back a little, slowly moving your hips back and forth. Minho let out the most delicious, sinful moan making your core quiver with lust and excitement
"Fuck, fuck. Kitten, fuck!!"
"Feeling good, babe?" You smirked, knowing full well what his answer will be. He squeezed his eyes shut, his hands still on your waist helping you with your movements. His lips parted as he panted softly. A thin layer of sweat coated his forehead, his hair sticking to it.
It's a beautiful sight to see and you thank the heavens above that only you can witness this beautiful man crumble beneath you.
You rocked your hips back and forth faster, moaning at the feeling as Minho was losing his composure – slowly but surely
"Fuck, kitten. I can't. I'm sorry." His eyes peeled open slowly as you looked at him confused
"What do you have to be so–" You didn't get a chance to finish your sentence because before you knew it, you were pinned on your back on the cat seat, Minho towering over you.
He gave you a seductive and dangerous look – a look that could kill a man. He took his jacket off letting it fall down his arms and onto the floor. His t-shirt soon followed. Your eyes scanned his chest and abs, practically mewling at the sight.
Grabbing your legs and parting them wide, Minho pushed himself inside you, bottoming out. You moaned loudly, his hips moving in powerful and relentless thrusts. His cock stroked your walls with each powerful thrust, tip hitting your deepest parts.
You moaned loudly, not caring that the outside world could possibly hear you. You were so lost in the pleasure that you almost wanted to be heard. You wanted people to know how good you was being fucked, you wanted to make people jealous.
"Good. So good."
"M-Mhm. I'm not going to lie kitten, but I don't think I'll be able to last for much longer."
"M-Me neither, Minho."
Minho let go off your legs, leaning over you as his hands planted against your head on the car seat. You wrapped your legs around his waist, keeping him close to you. His hips making quick work on you.
Your slick coated his cock with each pull and push. Pants and moans mixing together with skin slapping against each other harshly. The wet sounds coming from your pussy rang in Minho's ears, making his cock twitch inside you.
You gripped onto his biceps, digging your nails into the skin. He looked so beautiful and out of it. His hair wet with sweat from sticking to his forehead, beads of sweat rolling down his temples. The air was thick and humid making it impossible to breathe whilst making you feel dizzy. The car windows steaming up from the humidity.
"I can't. Kitten, I can't. I'm so close." Minho whimpered, his movements becoming sloppy. You felt it too, the knot in your stomach tightening with each thrust. "You look so perfect to me, kitten that I can't hold it no more. I'm going insane for you."
"Me too Minho. I've been wanting you since i got in the car. Everything about you drives me insane. Your looks, your cute little habits that you have, your scent, your voice – fuck, you're driving me insane, baby."
Minho hummed, nodding slowly in agreement. His head hung low as his hands balled into fists beside your head. His thighs shaking and burning from tensing so much.
"Kitten, I can't–" Minho looked at you with desperation.
"It's okay, baby. Don't hold back." You cupped his cheeks, connecting your lips together in a slow and passionate kiss.
A whine came from the back of his throat as his movements stopped. His cock buried deep inside you as he shot hot ropes of cum. You curled your toes, feeling your own orgasm washing over you. You moaned Minho's name against his lips, your cunt clamping down on his cock.
Minho shallowly thrusted inside you, your cunt clenching and releasing around him, milking him some more. Minho pulled away from your lips, soft pants hitting them as he pulled out of you slowly. He rested his sweaty forehead against yours, panting softly as he came down from his high.
"Fuck." was all he managed to choke out making you laugh softly. He gave you a delicate kiss before pulling away from you. You sat up slowly, whimpering as you felt some of his cum slowly trickle out off you
"Sorry, kitten." Minho said sheepishly, feeling somewhat guilty. You shook your head slowly
"Don't be sorry, babe. I loved it." Minho gave you a soft smile, kissing your forehead gently before getting dressed. You did the same, crawling back to the front and sitting in the passenger side as Minho sat in the drivers side again.
You picked up your ice-cream, pouting as you looked at it with a sullen look.
"What's up kitten?"
"My ice-cream has melted." Minho laughed softly, his perfect bunny teeth on display
"Don't worry kitten. There's plenty of ice-cream back at mine. That is if you want to stay over" You beamed brightly, nodding your head fast, causing Minho to chuckle.
"Absolutely!!"
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💜Ghost Macaque update (02.06.2023)
(if you want your own desktop monkey man, check out this post!)
✨To update Macaque, double click his body, open 'run errands' menu and click the top option that is 'Check for Macaque updates'
Fixed a bug where he would be silent on boot unless you talk to him, pet him, or sit him down. Since nobody reported this I assume when people open Mac they interact with him right away, but, before update, if you boot him and click on 'say something' right away, he won't. But now that fixed! So update him and we pretend he never ignored you until you paid him attention 💦
Fixed a couple of spelling mistakes (thanks Anony), though i found it in the 'watch videos' section. I scanned his hw dialogue but didn't notice anything, so hopefully it's all should be good xD
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Since this is just bug fix update allow me to answer some asks <3
💜Answering asks💜
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It's a button to make him say another idle dialogue (he says something every 5 minutes, but if you press that button he'll say that thing right away)
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Balloon folder should be in the same place as the ghost folder. If you want to install MacBalloon manually, unzip th zip the 'balloon' folder and it should be good
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(ignore LMK_Macaque balloon i have its another balloon I was working on for him but got disappointed in)
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This is suggestions for his dialogue - but you see, for these I would have to get more headcanon-y? For initial release I tried to stay as close to canon as possible, at least how I viewed it (apart for dad-Mac headcanon. Dad Mac 🙏)
If people don't mind more of my interpretation of Mac I guess I could give it a shot?.. But I'm hesitant for now. Waiting for more of the show to add stuff, too.
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If more people want it, sure! I was also hesitant to make him too friendly (since this man is full of trust issues), but I guess something like this can be unlockable once you befriend him enough.
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@atropa13, @bootyyyshkr9000, anony and all the kind people from the OG post comments - thank you so much!! 💗💗💗😭✨
Since he's been made so fast he doesn't have a lot of polish or much stuff, but he got way more popular than I anticipated 💖🙏
I kinda got hardcore backlash on Twitter the other day (the 'creator of this thing ships stuff, dont support them or this free toy they're posting for fun!') and witchhunted over. My fictional romance preferences in other fandoms? Not even LMK? But yeah, dumb stuff.
So, seeing people enjoy my little monkey man makes me very happy :') I'm still unsure if I've done a good job with him, but your feedback makes me smile. Really, thank you 💕
I hope I can add more stuff to Mac later on, as well as perhaps work on another LMK themed ghost?~
For those who read the whole post, have one of upcoming update's sneak peek:
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Thank you for supporting me 🙏✨
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Could you tell us a bit more about your Phonk AU?
OH YEAH SURE!! 👀 I kinda went on a ramble so I'm tossing everything under a read more. LMAO
Basically if you know anything about the Need for Speed franchise or like Fast and Furious (the first few movies at least), or even Initial D it's heavily based off those vibes. (Middle school me was a sucker for Need for Speed: Underground and Fast and Furious: Tokyo Drift. 🙈💦)
Anyways, so it takes place in a large city (LA or Miami vibes)! There's a big underground street racing scene that's been going strong for decades now, despite it being heavily illegal. Growing to the point that there are professionally coordinated 'official' races. Tho there are spur of the moment races between individuals too.
Because of how illegal it is, it's not uncommon for some people to 'host' animatronics to do their driving for them. 'Host' is more of a palatable term rather than 'owned' considering the ethics of them being seen as sentient beings in some places. Hosting takes out the potential for bodily harm or death for the human they're in place of and also keeping their identity hidden. Typically these animatronics have a remote kill-switch put in them, so the host is able to wipe any traceable data (and literally fry the components in the process, leaving the animatronic brain dead essentially) if they're caught by police or they fall into the wrong hands.
Sun and Moon are big name duo racers in the underground street racing scene, and are hosted by Afton. They usually run in official high stakes races (big money prize pools/pink slips/etc). Sun favors the Porsche 992 GT3, and Moon prefers a Nissan GTR R35 Nismo. Both modded for performance (and fit their aesthetics, within reason of Afton's permission), of course. Afton has quite the car collection and may have them drive other cars he prefers in certain races at times. (He likes to show them and his cars off like prized show ponies.)
Y/N has always had a love for cars since their childhood, and ended up becoming a mechanic once they graduated. They didn't really get a taste of the street racing scene until a few years later, only vaguely knowing about small things here and there over the years. A friend of a friend who's into the scene invited Y/N along to one of the bigger races. There Y/N got to experience the culture firsthand and loved every minute of it. Tho the cops busted the race right before it began. Y/N got separated from the people they came with in the scattering crowd. Knocked down, they were almost hit by one of the racers peeling out, who happened to be Sun. Being the only one left in the middle of the street, on a split second whim Sun told them to get in and from there Y/N has been infatuated with the rush and excitement, and some interesting robots to boot. 👀
Y/N only owns a humble sports bike, but now they dream of getting their own car and into the racing scene themselves. Also hoping to meet Sun and Moon again.
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@absurdthirst's Kinktober 2023 Prompts
day 15: Boot Worship, Spanking/Flogging/Whipping/Caning, Lactation/Breastfeeding
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𝐏𝐫𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭
| PAIRING(s): Joel x fem!reader | RATING: explicit material | 18+ | WORD COUNT: 1.6k | CONTENT: bratty sub typa dynamic, cleaning kink, foot fetish, light boot worship, degradation, two horny simps at the end of the day | SYNOPSIS: Joel wont give you what you want, and you can't help yourself from mouthing off about it. He reminds you that sometimes we don't always get what we want.
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“No,” Joel answers plainly.
Your eyes snap up to his face. “But, Joel, I won’t eve–”
“Damn right you won’t ‘cause I’m tellin’ you NO,” he snips.
You pout for a moment as your entire mood deflates. It wasn’t fair. He was teasing you, you just knew it, and it wasn’t FAIR.
“Been spoilin’ you too much. Got you confused about who runs this show,” he chides with narrowed eyes.
You bite the inside of your cheek from running off at the mouth and getting yourself into more trouble. You petulantly flick at the laces of his work boots and glare at the knot in the center that’s keeping you from what you want.
“You really such a slut for my fuckin’ feet that you’re gonna sit there ‘n pout about it?” he baits. “Sittin’ on the fuckin’ floor tryna get my goddamn boots off so you can fuckin’ suck my toes ‘n shit? Sometimes you really lower the bar yourself, honey.”
He snorts, derisive and mocking. You hide the rub of your thighs together at his condescending tone. 
As if he didn’t love how desperate you were for him, so obsessed with everything about him that no part of his body lacked the capacity to get you worked up. 
As if he wasn’t delighted to figure out you had a thing for his feet before you’d even registered it. 
As if he didn’t constantly mock you for it all the while bringing it up as often as possible. 
As if he didn’t get turned on watching you writhe all over the floor while you touched yourself and slobbered all over his toes as you shoved them into your mouth and sucked.
“You’re being mean,” you mumble at the floor.
He tuts and lifts your chin to look at him. “If you weren’t such a desperate slut, I wouldn’t be so mean.” He grins down at you, nasty with the hint of a challenge.
You huff and stand up, not considering the sensible option to just take it in stride. “FINE,” you snap. “I’ll just go be fucking desperate and pathetic by myself then if you’re going to hold out on me like a fucking prude.”
The moment you said it, you knew you’d gone too far. You knew you’d be paying a heavy price for that one. A swell of anxious arousal pools between your thighs.
“Prude, huh?” he laughs, a dangerous lilt to it. “Alright, I want you stripped and on all fours by the time I get upstairs.”
He glowers at the giddy smirk you unsuccessfully hide. You turn and spin on your heel and bound up the stairs. You swear you hear him laugh something light and a little annoyed. You yank away your clothing in a rush and practically slam onto the floor. You wait for what feels like forever until Joel finally slowly ascends the stairs. Each creak of the steps builds want and anticipation in you. Your mind runs wild with all the possibilities of repercussions for making such a bold statement – a mistruth – about Joel’s sexual inclinations.
Your face drops when you see from the top of your eye line that he still has those goddamn work boots on. Your gaze flickers up to his, already waiting with an insulting smirk. “Bathroom.” It’s the only command you get, so you scramble into the ensuite and wait again. Joel follows behind you, slow and lazy as if he has all the time in the world.
He drops to the tub siding and lets his knees bow out. “Take ‘em off.” 
You aren’t sure what exactly he is expecting you to remove with such a vague statement, but the answer materializes when he wiggles a boot back and forth. 
“Let’s go.”
You take care to unknot each lace. You take even more care to conceal your excitement at finally getting to what you want. Except when you go to peel off his socks—
“Nuh uh. I got those. You just worry ‘bout those boots.”
Your mind is screaming and cursing as you watch him remove his own socks, the soft arches of his feet resting just above the cool tile. They’re so strong and sturdy, a foundation to the man you call yours. You want to worship him from the bottom and work your way up, adoring and lavishing praise on each and every inch of his body.
Joel clears his throat and draws your attention back up. His expression is softer, like he knows where your mind ran off to. A heat graces your cheeks, but you don’t have long to consider it when he motions for you to drop his boots in the tub. “Go on now. You know where I keep my cleanin’ stuff.”
You shiver at the cold air of the bathroom nipping at your bare body as you shuffle through the cabinet under the sink. You remove the small container of simple cleaner Joel uses every once in a while when he gets something really nasty on his boots like bits of Infected slapping down after a headshot or heavy sap from a tree or decades old who knows what in the possible patrol posts on survey expeditions. You sink down to your knees in front of the tub and get to work. 
“Wanna get ‘em nice and clean for what I got planned, so I suggest you do a good job.” 
You make sure to brush away every crevice and notch, going back to some places more than once to ensure it would be up to Joel’s standards. “I’m done,” you say softly, not quite meeting his eye.
He makes a contemplative noise and leans over your knelt form, hands braced on either side of you against the tub, and scans over the shoes. “Alright. Not too bad. Bring ‘em out and towel ‘em off. Meet me at the end of the bed with ‘em when you’re done.”
You hurry to finish the next task, eager to know what was next and if there was any chance you’d be able to maybe just touch his foot for a moment. His mocking tone was already sounding off in your mind, making heat gather between your thighs. You carefully handle the pair of cleaned boots and offer them to him.
Your breath catches when you see him already stroking himself, hard and fat in his fist. “C’mere.” He motions to the floor between his spread legs. “Get you a front row seat, baby.”
You settle where he’d indicated he wanted you and stare with a watery mouth at all his glory just out of reach. “Like what you see?” Your eyes flash up to meet his. You nod meekly. His soft smile turns into something nastier. “Well, that makes one of us.”
“Joel, I’m sorry I sai–”
He holds up the hand he isn’t working himself with. “Quiet.” 
You pin your lips together and shoot him a pitiful, remorseful look. Wasn’t anybody allowed to have a bad day anymore? Couldn’t he just write it off, just this once?
“I ain’t happy when you’re so fuckin’ bold to be sayin’ shit like what you did downstairs.” He pauses to shove two fingers into your mouth. You open as wide as he needs you to. “That’s more like it,” he mutters under his breath.
You absentmindedly suck on his fingers, eyes glued to where he works himself faster and firmer.
“You want this cock, huh?” he taunts.
You nod emphatically, hoping and wishing he takes pity on your lack of judgment from earlier.
“Too fuckin’ bad,” he snaps. You openly pout at his acidic demeanor. “And you’d better straighten up that fuckin’ attitude real quick if you wanna get any damn thing tonight.”
You renew your effort of sucking on his fingers and hold eye contact. He seems appeased with the turnaround and groans. “Yeah, there you go. Could be usin’ your mouth for somethin’ useful instead’uh runnin’ it like you wanna do all the damn time.”
You can’t hide the impish smile that pulls at the corners of your mouth, and Joel can’t do much to hide his own playfully annoyed smirk.
“You lay down right next to those shiny boots, baby,” he grunts, sounding closer than ever to release.
You scurry down beside the boots and watch as Joel lathers his cock in the slimy spit he’d fingered from the back of your throat. His hand moves with an easy slip now, and you watch mesmerized as he grips himself with sharp focus. He crouches onto his knees, panting heavy with his cock just above your head and the boots. With a loud groan he empties himself all over your face and the freshly cleaned shoes. You have half a mind to open your mouth as wide as it’ll go.
“Fuck yeah, just like that,” he groans. “Fuckin’ thirsty slut.”
He finishes after what feels like forever, and you can only imagine how much more of his spend would’ve been all over your face and chest and hair if you hadn’t caught it in your waiting mouth. You glance over at the boots. They’re completely wrecked, spurts of cum dripping from some of the laces and onto the leather.
“Gimme your mouth,” he grunts, cupping the back of your head with his large palm. You open immediately, moaning at the heavy taste of him on your tongue. “Clean me up, baby. Clean this cock, and then you’re gonna lick those fuckin’ boots clean.”
You whimper.
“Get ‘em real good and clean, because once you’re done you’re gonna ride ‘em and cum as many times as I tell you to.”
You know better than to rush. It was going to be a long night.
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Hiii ii
was wondering if I could get a cod matchup? preferably a romantic one (forgive me, im a bit delusional)
Im a 5'3 and rather lithe woman, but i like to wear platform boots that make me a little taller. my hair is longer with bangs and naturally black, and i have dark eyes. i come from singapore, so naturally i speak english and chinese fluently, but i'm learning japanese and russian. i have undiagnosed dpdr cuz im broke, but im planning on getting some form of help soon as it has been getting worse as of late. i have a back tattoo down my spine of a cyberpunk-esque sigil, and i have piercings on my earlobes.
my favourite characters are krueger, keegan, nikto, soap and logan, both for the lore in the campaign and the way they sound in game (oh my god when they growl into my headset i swear i lose it). Though my favourite is nikto as his DID is lowkey relatable. speaking of which, ive been playing cod for a few years now, starting with black ops 2.
im calm most of the time, but i cannot sit still for my life (unless im gaming or listening to a subject i like, like history). while i got ENTP as my result for the 16 personalities test, other sources give me a mix between INTP, ENTP and ISTP. anyways, im not shy to confront people when it is necessary, but i don't like asking for help.
in college, i study engineering and im doing quite well in terms of grades (at the cost of stress). i have absolutely no idea what i am going to do in the future, and the only thing i can think of is to become a combat enginner. this decision may or may not be affected by cod
thank you for reading my little rant of some sort, please remember to hydrate 💦
//this was tough to pick just one; if you don't like your match, all that matters is who YOU pick... 💗
🤔hmm.. I'll match you with...
Nikto
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You have stolen the heart and affection of Nikto
He loves you and your features
Even though he's about a foot taller than you, he thinks you're the perfect size
He also likes your tattoo and piercings
They just add a little something to you he doesnt know how to explain
He proposes to be your partner to help practice your Russian
"отличный (otlichnyy). Excellent."
Starts giving you rewards for completing lessons 😏 yk what I mean...
During your first kiss, he will ask you to close your eyes...
You could feel him trying to be as gentle with you as he can
Knows how to treat/please a woman but wants to take it slow with you..
...because he cares about you to just treat you like he had with other women
Buuuuut as you get closer in the relationship he will take his mask off around you
He will do anything for you
He will also want to stay around you, or you stay near him
I think Nikto's love language would be physical touch
He wants to touch you and to be touched
It also keeps him ( and you ) grounded in reality with each other's help, and outside help
He promises to help you get what you need
Hugs and cuddles all the time, when you both are alone
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just-a-carrot · 3 days
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I’m planning to cosplay as Genzou and I had a few questions. First what type of shoes is he wearing? are they like boots, loafers, sneakers? Next, what type of jacket is he wearing? Do you the name of it? (this is so difficult for me to find…) What color are his eyes? I might not get contacts at all but if I could I would like to know which color. Also if you have any other tips or advice, please share them with me thank you 💕
SOB REALLY??? omg....... 😭💕
hmmm some of these are hard questions LMAO i don't ever really think about "what their clothes actually are" when i design them (iggy's shirt in particular is really ridiculous when you think about it and doesn't make any sense LOL) but i can give some general thoughts about what they might look like in reality
his shoes are probably something like this:
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his jacket is hard LOLOL it's like a bit poofy and soft but i don't think it's a "puffy" type of jacket and i don't think it's got that typically slick surface material a lot of jackets have. i think it's more of a thick cloth type material. so like a thick lined cloth zip-up
maybe something like a black fleece-lined hoodie only without the hood and with a gray collar LOL (i'm not sure that actually exists tho)
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as for his eyes, they're very very very dark brown (they look black)
i'm not sure about tips or advice LKDJAFSD i would just reiterate that many of the outfits aren't based on real clothes so it might be hard to recreate things... 💦 but i'm really honored you're thinking about doing this!! i think it's very sweet 💕
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Wasn't really expecting this, but thank you nonetheless @penguindrumblr for including me! .////.💦 (sorry it took this long to get to it, work and sleep kinda screwing me over a bit... (>人<;)) Last song listened to: Um... a 3 hour compilation of much Etsuko Yakushimaru's songs? Yes, Penguindrum's first 2 OPs included. uu' (linkle) Though I guess actual single song(s) I listened to was actually a pretty good mashup of "The Proof of Our Existence" with some of Undertale's songs? (linkle) And as of recent, Pinocchio-P's song "Isn't It A?" and a Rhythm Heaven vid on it! Not sure if you're into Vocaloid, but you should give him a listen, he makes some pretty good songs with meanings that kinda remind me of both Ikuhara and a bit of Shigesato Itoi! Currently reading: Ah... mostly some of HCs of some fav characters (mostly a giant softie demon biker from Digimon) from a variety of stuff I like? And other people's interpretations of Penguindrum+etc. Also, here's this small, yet hella heartrending & heartwarming analysis of RE:cycle's ending that got me like... I've been mostly online.
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Currently watching: Mostly a let's play channel that I follow on YT for some background noise (SGB, Super Gaming Brothers) while I'm either playing Switch (DB Xenoverse 2), Citra 3DS (Persona Q2), or PCSX2 PS2 (Resident Evil Outbreak, online on that game is actually pretty fun!) any last series or movies I've seen, well... I seriously need to get back to first-time watching Digimon Tamers both sub and dub, did the first 2 seasons dub cause was kinda lazy, but I'll eventually watch them sub! Besides Digimon, Scott Pilgrim Takes Off and also rewatched Devilman Crybaby last month, still never forgetting the heartache I felt on the 2nd to last episode all the way back in 2018... ok as for movies? Puss in Boots The Last Wish and The Super Mario Movie on Netflix (the former is a fantastic movie, and the latter is pretty good junk food to watch) Currently obsessed with: In case you couldn't tell by my icon... Digimon, I honestly should've gotten into this a whole lot sooner... because I honestly a bit bitter with the Pokemon franchise as of late, but... both franchises deserve better and respect from their former owners. Impmon/Beelzemon remind me so much of an Kunihiko Ikuhara character, that he's in desperate need of plenty of love+hugs and therapy... ╯︿╰ (but besides that, I have a whole lot of things I love but we'd be here forever so... thanks for including me! ^^') Tagging... um... I don't know anyone else here so uh... @itsavee4117 if you wanna have a bit fun with this, go ahead! But though feel free to ignore this if you want, no pressure! Have a nice day! ^^'
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EUROVISON SEMI FINALS PT.2:
SPAIN 5/10:
strong start ngl
bb them boots slay the house down
pandering to me (i <3 red)
fun lil dancy dance :)
5/10
ARMENIA 3/10:
straight people? at eurovison?? ew.
she works hard, smoke machine works harder
ngl bored me
3/10
DENMARK 3/10:
there so many twinks this year wtf
its giving charlie from heartstopper
mid tier pop song
3/10
ESTONIA 2/10:
hehehoho magic piano :P
first ballad of the night
u bore me
2/10
CYPRUS 2/10:
yass howl for be bb
!!MUSTACHE ALERT!!
get wet, coward 💦
mid at best tho
2/10
ROMANIA 4/10:
GUITAR PENIS YEEEEEEAAAAAAH !!!!
get ur knees out, slut
loving the smocks
bbgorl has a growl i like it
!YES!CHEST!OUT!
oil him up ;)
song was. decent
4/10
GREECE 1/10
okay twink steve irwin, sing for me
no his vibes rancid actually
the beige, straight, version of romania
greece bb step up ur game u always dissapoint me
1/10
SLOVENIA 6/10:
okay discount harry styles
ooh song is fun would have done great in 2014
DONT LICK THE CAMERA
if u cloned harry styles X5 and it got worse each time youd get this act
not bad
not winners
6/10
SAN MARINO 6/10:
bbgorl went SO hard with stripper last year what do u have for me
HELLO GLITTER DILF
does not even come close to last year but. not bad
fun song + good vocals
6/10
BELGIUM 6/10:
ngl not off to a great start bestie what is that hat ????
i take back my slander, slay
funky + dancable
could go harder
catchy tho
YES VOGUE <3
6/10
ICELAND 7/10:
oh god please dont be bad
!!!LETS GO LESBIANS!!!
did she just do a flip
empowering :)
love her vibes
damn she put her whole pussy into that
7/10
ALBANIA 8/10:
ALBANIA BROUGHT THE DRAMA
oh that outfit slays
theyre having a wonderful time :)
this song goes hard
adore the strings mixed with electric guitar
!!FIRE!!
8/10
UK 3/10:
its ….okay
chorus could have gone way harder
visuals are fun i guess
eurovison has me so unpatriotic
(not that im otherwise patriot fuck facist terf island)
mid as usual, mid as expected
did she just meow? slay.
3/10
AUSTRALIA 8/10:
interesting start
!!!!SHOULDERPADALERT!!!!
'stralia getting heavy with it <3
yes flirt with the camera
wish they would have screamed more
the guitarist is slaying it
WAIT OH MY GOD THEYVE GOT A KEYTAR
8/10 (mostly bc keytar)
UKRAINE 5/10:
phantom of the opera vibes?
okay no
wait kinda? hear me out
oh he looks so slay tho
sexy robot :)
solidly good song 💛
but not stand out for me
5/10
GEORGIA 7/10:
sprinting start babes goddamn
drums go hard
background is giving human centipede poster vibes …. why is this a running theme this year
ooh this is fuuun tho
7/10
POLAND 0/10:
nepo baby cheat
jann was fucking robbed
where is twink supreme ??? :(
"what goes around comes around"? sure fucking hope it does >:(
0/10 nul points
AUSTRIA 9/10:
i.fucking.love.this.
THIS IS SO CAMP
edgar slayllan poe✨
outfits? slay.
visuals? slay.
go austria giving us the most random shit i love it
now THIS is eurovision
they got silly with it :3
9/10
LITHUANIA 3/10:
please no dont end with a fucking ballad
mm still boring for eurovison
like its not a bad song but. mid
was that it???
3/10
best: Austria
worst: Poland
blanllad count: ugh
who made it thru:
Albania 🔥
Cyprus :/
Estonia
Belgium
Austria :3
Lithuania
Poland >:(
Australia :)
Armenia
Slovenia <3
final thoughts:
semi bc thats as hard as most of these songs went
JANN WAS ROBBED!!! ROBBEDDD!!!!!!
like fr why was this round so mid????
frothing at the mouth for the final >:)
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aneurizma · 8 months
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Dingle wiggle toot toot whistle rocker dawng so long
tickle my roottootins
I sing like Donna Lewis on a piano 🎹 wanna buckle our belts n slap our boots?
Ham ain’t good to eat like steak be
Bungboobohbawbah! Weeeweeee 💦 toilets 🚽 gotta grab a mop for this one elohellll listening to counting crows got me crying 😭
Good evening?
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jiminiesfreckles27 · 1 year
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I posted 17,699 times in 2022
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I tagged 17,681 of my posts in 2022
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#jimin - 2,735 posts
#bun - 2,161 posts
#hobi - 1,273 posts
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#my jin feels - 971 posts
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Longest Tag: 149 characters
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My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
This or that
Tag game!
I was tagged by @hannahbee12719 and I was delighted bc I love these games
Highlight the one you like!
hot shower or cold shower // texting or calling // earbuds or headphones // paperback or hardcover // matte or gel // 12 hour clock or 24 hour clock // blue or green // sunsets or sunrises // tulips or orchids // candle light or moonlight // sci-fi or horror // pen or pencil // pandas or koalas // gold or silver // sneakers or boots // denim jacket or leather jacket // pink or purple // chocolate or sour candy // deodorant or perfume // drive-in movie theater or the cinema (but only when it’s cold ❄️) // pastel colors or neutral earth tones // lemonade or fruit juice // past or future //
Tagging @ginnyweatherby @astarprince @gently-fading-grace and whoever else wants to 💜
3 notes - Posted July 22, 2022
#4
I have a random question. When you reblogged pictures of Anthony Perkins and said they looked like someone named Eddie were you talking about Eddie Kaspbrak? Because I just had a random memory of reading It by Stephen king (my favorite book) were that is mentioned. If not please excuse my randomness. 🤣
It was eddie kaspbrak!! I was in the IT fandom for like two years and I will love him for the rest of my life! And yeah as soon as I thought that I was like oh duh he even said it in the book. I’m glad to meet a fellow Eddie lover!!
3 notes - Posted July 11, 2022
#3
Tag game: playlist 🎶
You can usually tell a lot about a person by the type of music they listen to. Put your favorite playlist on shuffle and list the first ten songs then tag ten people! No skipping!
thank you @honeyboysvga for tagging me! 💜💜💜 these are from my Jimin playlist lol
1. Coffee by Kelly Rowland
2. Head Over Heels by Tears for Fears
3. Stuck With U by Ariana Grande and Justin Bieber
4. Say Something by Kylie Minogue
5. Black Velvet by Alannah Miles
6. Get Into It (Yuh) by Doja Cat
7. Crazy in Love by Beyoncé
8. Crazy for You by Madonna
9. Lick by Shenseea and Megan Thee Stallion
10. What That Mouth Do by BigKlit
Tagging @sharkbait-o-haha @ginnyweatherby @astarprince @jhopegrandma and anyone else who wants to!
4 notes - Posted March 4, 2022
#2
Just saw in the tags you’re going to a SKZ concert! I hope you have an amazing time! I was at day 2 in Newark and it’s one of my top 3 concert experiences ever 😍
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Ahhhhh thank you!!!!! I just got into them a couple months ago and I LOVE them I’m so excited to see them!!!!! I’ll tell you all about it! 🥹💚
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My #1 post of 2022
Tag game!!
Using your spotify top 100 playlist, shuffle 10 songs and tag 10 people.
I was tagged by @jiminsproof, thank you! I love tag games
1. Daechwita by Agust D
2. So Far Away by Agust D
3. Lonely St. by Stray Kids
4. Waiting for Us by Stray Kids
5. Girl of My Dreams by Juice WRLD and SUGA
6. Telepathy by BTS
7. Can’t Do Better- by Kim Petra’s
8. Lavender Haze by Taylor Swift
9. That That by PSY and SUGA
10. Go Go by BTS
Tagging some mutuals! 💜💜💜
@ginnyweatherby @astarprince @gently-fading-grace @beeloved @jhopegrandma @cherrimins @kooberrypie @rohsy @yoonstudios @chimivx
10 notes - Posted December 4, 2022
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☝ - How tall are you?
✔ - Sexual Orientation
🚬 - Do you Smoke?
🍷 - Do you Drink?
♒ - Do you Take Drugs?
😳 - Age you get mistaken for?
💉 - Have Tattoos?
✏️ - Want any tattoos?
✂️ - Got any Piercings?
✌ - Want any piercings?
👌 - Best friend?
♥ - Do you like anyone?
🎤 - Top 5 favorite bands?
🎶 - Top 5 favorite songs?
😒 - Biggest pet peeve?
📝 - Story from your childhood.
💬 - I wish…
‼️ - Something you’ll change?
💦 - What makes you horny?
🌟 - A wish you’ll wish for?
🔥 - Something spicy you like?
👃 You hate the smell of ….
👊 - Something you hate?
🚶 - Are you single?
💬 - Can we text?
💌 - Fan mail me?
💍 - Marry me?
💘 - Be my tumblr crush?
💭 - Favorite foods?
☀ - Story about your day.
💘 - Top 5 celebrity crushes?
🎥 - Top 5 favorite movies?
📺 - Top 5 favorite TV shows?
✏ - Random fact about yourself.
✈️ - Where are you from?
🚀 - Where do you wanna visit?
😍 - Do you have a crush?
😷 - Something you hate eating?
🙈 - What makes you shy?
💃 - Can you dance?
💏 - Do you love anyone?
👟 - Favorite shoe(s) to wear?
🌴 - A island you would visit?
🌎 - A country you would visit?
🌀 - Favorite type of weather?
🔮 - Do you believe in luck?
📱 - What kinda phone do you have?
📅 - Favorite time of the year?
📚 - Career goal you want?
🍴 - Favorite food(s) to eat?
🍭 - Favorite Candy?
🍇 - Favorite fruits?
🚘 - Dream car(s)?
🚔 - Have you ever been arrested?
🚑 - Have you ever driven in an ambulance before?
🎫 - Do you have a license?
🚼 - Do you have or want kids?
🔞 - Are you under 18?
🐶 - Do you own a pet?
😔 - Something that makes you sad?
😡 - What pisses you off?
😏 - What turns you on?
😈 - Are you a freak?
💪 - Do you work out?
👋 Send Me Emojis 👀👌
☝ - How tall are you?
177cm (5'11")
✔ - Sexual Orientation
A bisexual disaster.
🚬 - Do you Smoke?
On occasion.
🍷 - Do you Drink?
Yes.
♒ - Do you Take Drugs?
Not really.
😳 - Age you get mistaken for?
19. Very specific.
💉 - Have Tattoos?
I would, if Japan would get over their shit.
✏️ - Want any tattoos?
Yes.
✂️ - Got any Piercings?
Do I even have to answer this question?
✌ - Want any piercings?
More in my ears, primarily.
👌 - Best friend?
@daikichixkarube
♥ - Do you like anyone?
Sometimes.
🎤 - Top 5 favorite bands? Babymetal Black Pink Halsey Halestorm Imagine dragons.
🎶 - Top 5 favorite songs? Play With Fire - Sam Tinnesz Daisy - Ashnikko Rise - The Glitch Mob, Mako, and The Word Alive. Flesh - Simon Curtis. Control or Gasoline - Halsey.
😒 - Biggest pet peeve?
Answered here.
📝 - Story from your childhood.
There was a brief time I was convinced I was adopted. Why? I don't know. I was a stupid child.
💬 - I wish…
I had better control of my emotions.
‼️ - Something you’ll change?
My clothes, at some point.
💦 - What makes you horny?
Confidence.
🌟 - A wish you’ll wish for?
To get the fuck out of here in one piece.
🔥 - Something spicy you like?
Spicy miso ramen.
👃 You hate the smell of ….
Fresh caught fish.
👊 - Something you hate?
Only one? There's a long list.
🚶 - Are you single?
(Varies depending on the SL)
💬 - Can we text?
Sure.
💌 - Fan mail me?
I will spam the shit out of you.
💍 - Marry me?
100%
💘 - Be my tumblr crush?
150%
💭 - Favorite foods?
Anything quick and simple.
☀ - Story about your day.
It's the Borderlands, most days are the same. Try not to die.
💘 - Top 5 celebrity crushes?
I don't pay enough attention to celebrities to have many crushes.
🎥 - Top 5 favorite movies? Spirited Away Shutter The Conjuring Scream The Ring
📺 - Top 5 favorite TV shows? Black Butler Death Note You Inuyasha Demon Slayer
✏ - Random fact about yourself.
I was born on a Tuesday.
✈️ - Where are you from?
Born and bred in Tokyo.
🚀 - Where do you wanna visit?
😍 - Do you have a crush?
I don't do much in the way of "crushes."
😷 - Something you hate eating?
Seaweed salad.
🙈 - What makes you shy?
I'm not a shy person.
💃 - Can you dance?
Tequila tells me I can.
💏 - Do you love anyone?
Contrary to popular belief, yes.
👟 - Favorite shoe(s) to wear?
My boots.
🌴 - A island you would visit?
Does New Zealand count?
🌎 - A country you would visit?
The States, if my English wasn't shit.
🌀 - Favorite type of weather?
Slightly cool, cloudy.
🔮 - Do you believe in luck?
To an extent.
📱 - What kinda phone do you have?
An iPhone.
📅 - Favorite time of the year?
Fall.
📚 - Career goal you want?
I have the career I want.
🍴 - Favorite food(s) to eat?
Ramen.
🍭 - Favorite Candy?
I would fuck with pocky every day.
🍇 - Favorite fruits?
Watermelon and strawberries.
🚘 - Dream car(s)?
I don't drive enough to have a dream car.
🚔 - Have you ever been arrested?
This may come as a surprise... but no.
🚑 - Have you ever driven in an ambulance before?
I assume this is to mean whether I've been taken to the hospital in one. In which case, yes.
🎫 - Do you have a license?
Yes. It doesn't get used, often.
🚼 - Do you have or want kids?
I do not, no. Zero interest in them.
🔞 - Are you under 18?
No. I haven't been for a bit.
🐶 - Do you own a pet?
I do, a dog.
😔 - Something that makes you sad?
Humanity.
😡 - What pisses you off?
A very long list of things.
😏 - What turns you on?
Aggression, biting, violence...
😈 - Are you a freak?
Definitely.
💪 - Do you work out?
Sometimes.
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chaos-monkeyy · 1 year
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Another recent work for the 💦 kinksters, if ya missed it
Bloodhound Gang RPF: Not even housebroken
It's just filth for the sake of filth, only go here if you wanna read about people peeing on other people and getting off about it
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“I can’t fucking believe you let me piss on you.” 
Jimmy groaned and rolled over, stubbornly burying his face in his pillow. “Dude, I was sleeping—” 
“Yeah, bullshit,” Jared interrupted from where he’d sat down over on his own bed to tug his boots off. Jimmy could hear his big, stupid, gleeful grin. “Seriously, man. You just stood there and let me. Little freak, bet you liked it, too.” 
Sputtering, Jimmy raised his head to shoot his bassist an incredulous look. “I’m the freak?! I’m not the one who got a huge fucking boner in front of everyone from pissing on me! Jesus, I didn’t think you were actually gonna do it.” 
“Huge fucking boner, huh?” Jared just kept grinning at him for a few long seconds, letting the implication really sink in that now he knew just how much Jimmy had noticed the size of his dick; then he bounced up to his feet and practically jumped onto Jimmy’s bed to kneel next to him. “Anyway, how do I know you didn’t get one? Bet you did, but it’s just so little and cute that nobody could tell.” 
“Yeah, whatever,” Jimmy said, hiding his rising blush in his pillow before Jared could see it. So maybe he had accidentally popped half a stiffy, to his own genuine and slightly unnerving surprise. He really hadn’t expected Jared to do it for real after they joked about it beforehand— though he probably should have, knowing Jared— and he definitely hadn’t expected the sight of Jared practically jacking himself off while pissing with a really fucking obvious hard-on. On fucking stage. “Suck my cute little dick or shut the fuck up and go to sleep, asshole.” 
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