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vyeoh · 1 year
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Hey guys remember when we as a community agreed we were not gonna be weird about shipping and romantic arcs in mcrp WELL it is time to live up to that and shut up about flower husbands in scott's chat :)))
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ricekrispies44 · 2 years
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Albuquerque: Part ii, a Breaking bad Hawaii Part ii fanfiction, because more than 3 people told me to write this. I'm so sorry. the grammar and spelling is all intentional. Featuring Jim Carrey as Heisenbones the talking skeleton.
Walter and Heisenbones were cooking up a heaping fresh bucket o' meth, when Jesse walks in. "Ayo, mistah white, i got an idea." he says, standing approx. 5 feet away from Walter. "Not another one of your ideas, jesser, im making methamphetamines."
"Walts right you BONEHEAD! We still need to cook a skeleTON of meth!" heisenbones says. "But mistah white, what if we go to hawaii! i mean, we got the money!."
"maybe jessies right waltuh." said Michael erhmantrout from in the corner. "we could use a vacation waltuh."
"Oh fine!" walter ejaculated, and they bought 4 tickerts from Delta Airlines.
92 days later, they finaly arived in hawai.
"So," jesse began, "What should we do first?"
"Looks like theres a dance going on tonight! too bad i have no BODY to go with!" Heisenbones said, and everybody guffawed. what a knee slapper. i love heisenbones.
3 hours later, they were at the dance, it was called the white ball. It seemed like everyone was there. Walt and mike were dancing, and heisenbones wasn't there for jesus to dance with, so he felt super duper sad. but then, jeans thought of an idea!
he dialed heisenbones' number, and asked for him to deleiver a special love potion, because heisenbones knows a guy who can get some lickety split. He put it in a girls drink, and had a dance!!
"So, whats your name, yo?" jese asked. "Hawaii part ii." the woman replied. "Thats a dumb fucking name, yo." jeopardy said.
After the party, the quartet met up at their hotel. "That was fucking aweson, yo!" jeez-it yelled. "Im glad the love potion worked, jesse, im very proud of you for being able to get some bitches." Heisenbones said, in a very caring voice. "Im goin out on a date with her in the forest, bitch!"
8 months later, jess and Hawaii: Part ii went out on a date in KillMurder Forest. it was a great date. But suddenly, jeof accidentally spilled 54 gallons of molten steel onto Hawaii: Part ii!!!!! thiks was super weirdchamp, because he was originally holding a glass of weed juice, not 54 gallons of molten steel!! then, he noticed gas stove and fridge sneakiung around!! he did this!!
he wentr to court or some shit i dont really rtemember i took 73 benadryls about 10 minutes ago and the hat man is helping me wright this
Then jesssup plead insanity, because saul goodman wasnt there to help him, because they were in fucing hawi. then..,,. th en,,,.,. snooooork imimimimim snooork mimimi snoork mimimi snooork mimimi snoork mimimi snooork mimimi snoork mimimi snooork mimimi snoork mimimi
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jackmanifold-daily · 1 year
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In defence of jackmanifold-daily
better call kettle
Earlier today a despicable, scathing callout was posted by our own mod luigra… it was a painful betrayal for all of us, but thankfully, I can categorically disprove each and every allegation and mistruth contained within this evil post. Smash that like button and lets jump right in
MOD STRAD
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Okay I cant lie Strad definitely did that, more than once too. But there’s something that was… conveniently omitted. He got Food Poisoning from the foul dogs. 
Strad is the VICTIM here, and painting him as being the problem is just one example of the egregious twisting of the truth all throughout this callout. 
MOD SNALZ
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Maybe I can’t prove that Jackity is a pure and unproblematic ship… but I can prove that the call comes from inside the house…blog, and the crew goes down with the ship…house *epic guitar riff*
In the image provided on the original callout post you can see the usage of the word “y’alls” … which doesnt seem too strange, until you remember that I am BRITISH and would never use the word “y’all” 
No, this tag was typed by someone else… mod luigra itself. My source? Trust me. 
MOD KEY(S)
Frankly, keys has literally never done anything wrong. Keys is a chronic haver of certified 🔑 moments, and is once again being victim blamed here, kinda weirdchamp, kinda gloopydoinky. Everybody wishes they were keys, unburdened by suffering and full of swag, this was clearly a callout spawned from jealousy.
MOD PEP
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This is an OLD message, from long before pep had met our beloved keys, who changed their beliefs wholeheartedly. Pep does now ship jack manifold. The lgtbq community has forgiven pep cosmosisfold. People can change, man, thats so beautiful.
MOD TEA
Was that night not dark for us all? During the long, cold jack manifold lore drought? Did it not hurt most of all for poor tea???? Democratically elected owner of c!jack, who made this prediction, only a light joke, to be struck down unwillingly by the gift of prophecy…. also xe is sleeping and cant defend themselves??? You wouldnt call out a sleepyguy. So immoral. 
MOD CASEY
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sigh… this is the worst accusation of them all. First of all, martyn is neurodivergent AND a minor. Which speaks for itself. Secondly, As circled in the image above you can see a difference in white colour, the wrong font for discord, the covered up original text. sloppy work tbh
Here you can even see the harshly named channel: martyn-hates-gay-people-and-women created by joy… who first sent this same supposed image… curious. Seems… sus.
MOD LUIGRA
Didn’t think I would made a defence for every mod here and leave the perpetrator out, did you?
No, listen well, good people of tumblr. Despite my clear evidence that the original callout post by the traitorous mod luigra is like, cringe or whatever, luigra is in fact… innocent too (gasp)
Joy is… literally a woman? The only woman on the server, which shows that we really need to do better, im sorry women. God forbid women do Anything. Also she goes through the horrors and maybe even the terrors every day, so, completely innocent. 
Let out that breath of relief, dear follower, you can continue enjoying the jackmanifold-daily blog free of fear, happy april fools <3 thanks for all the support, these guys are my best friends and im glad i got to meet them through this silly blog <33
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renchant · 2 years
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You & me out here demonstrating the struggles of being some of the most based kabsmp fans /cj
For real though I. Wish this discourse did not have to exist and ppl could just be normal or that something could erase it </3 I love Rae and am not speaking bad on them when I say it feels like in a way they're enabling some of it and I'm just like Rae pls,, pls see how weird it is that people are excited for you to be legally an adult just to ship you so much that they're already doing it before then.
Thank fuck the people in the discord being weirdchamp aren't on Tumblr cause it's one of the like. 2 places where I can go on abt this stuff and how weird it is. I wish I could talk abt it on twt main but alas I feel like the VOD artist thing puts certain standards on me to not be problematic w community members kekw. Praying that they continue to not touch this platform
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i dont know what rae has said but i trust you & will take your word on it. thats very concerning (but all my thoughts about that are not things i'd want to talk about publicly for my own comfort (dont feel bad about that at all btw))
i get you. theres a lot of reasons why that would be stressful as hell to do. i have. a lot of thoughts about this part but ive been typing for 7 minutes trying to word it how i want to and the words are not working fjalsfj u_u. just know one of these days ill deffo say something on twitter or discord if kaboodle or somebody else doesn't beat me to it.
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monster-fluffer · 2 years
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atm I'm just following a bunch of people sorta randomly in order to fill my dash and find more people to follow more organically. (I'm fully out of the loop for the dsmp tumblr community).
just saying, if I accidentally follow someone who breaks boundaries or has done weirdchamp stuff it's not on purpose and I'll unfollow if i find out that thats the case<3
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halfwafel · 4 years
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Sappy hours but I already know I will look back at this blog and this community in the future when I’ve grown out of Minecraft and think: damn that was a great time. You guys here are so nice and even though I haven’t spoken to lots of you just idk man I appreciate you all.
Also, dream team group chat, you’re a real one :)
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philza-updates · 2 years
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Phil was in early gang earlier today and added a new bot, Fossabot, to moderate chat! He had early gang help him out with testing the bot!
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13 cropped screenshots of several twitch chat messages by Philza. They read:
who wants to be a lab rat 
boop 
ok someone say something dumb that people say in chat when my friends are streaming KEKW
Imao 
well it's ignoring a lot of keywords thats not good lemme take a look 
ok quick test 
someone type this next phrase 
is live 
hm 
boop 
ah I fixed it i think 2 secs 
ok here we go 
im gonna set it to only time you out for 1 second if it works 
dont type the same message twice 
ok go 
so some ve messages are silipping through, will fix that 
fixed 
maybe tioming out people for simply saying "raid" is too harsh KEKW
I added the "v c" varient 
the idea is people should get the message 
and be timed out for 10 minutes 
so cant spam new alternatives 
theres also a 1 man spam fiolter which i hope shouldnt nuke people in the intro spam KEKW
but we’ll see 
k ive added some more phrases 
1 more test should do it 
we can add more after streams if we find new stuff 
ok go 
say stuff that people spam in chat when my friends are live etc. KEKW
1 second timeouts 
pfft 
oh thats a good one 
sick of beggers asking for subs 
cant be too specific with people just saying "gifted" Imfao 
version 1 of fossabot yeeting idiots is a go I think 
adfded "notice me" KEKW
ok added "shoutout" too 
shoutout might be too much Imao 
removed 
I can have fossabot send a message to the chatter about what they said but dunno if thats too mean 
and too spammy 
nobody reas whispers 
reads*
haha banned the blue and green hearts 
cos lets be honest, who tf uses those if not being a weirdchamp 
@/CRUNCHYGIO pepeW 
pffft 
removed "call" since it could be too powerful 
fossabot is now going live, it will time you out for 10 minutes if you say those phrases we filled it with 
back to watching GDQ 
peepoSmile
https://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequick 
top left KEKW 
wtf got you guys timed out now KEKW
why KEKW
i switched it to 1 sec to test
its the v an c 
Imfao 
ok fixed 
that was too powerfull 
lol now its timing you out for saying the same thing over and over haha 
it looks at your last 3 messages minumum in the last 3 minutes and if they're 75% similar then BAP 
yeh the 1 man spam thing might be too powerful too, I can see it yeeting intro spam 
kinda like when I enabled it on streamlabs ages ago 
everyone got bapped 
fuck it do a test for intro spam 
Imao 
maybe i just turn it off i guess 
tuming bot back on for the keywords to 10 min timeout 
seems fine for now we’ll see in stream KEKW
that sonic run on GDQ was a world record this is so cool 
wearing a sonic suit too KEKW
boop only works for me, I was testing if fossa was in chat 5:18:46 pm Philza: test 
fuckin fuck 
wanted a button on my streamdeck for r9k 
just for potential bot raids, instead of sub mode 
Follow me on twitter https://twitter.com/Ph1LZA KEKW
Follow me on twitter https:/twitter.com/Ph1LzA KEKW
Follow me on twitter https://twitter.com/Ph1LzA KEKW
Follow me on twitter https://twitter.com/Ph1LzA KEKW 
bahahahahhaa 
stream deck you are too fun 
Follow me on my socials! https://twitter.com/Ph1LzA - https://www.tiktok.com/@ph1izatiktok- https://www.instagram.com/ph1lza 
Follow me on my socials! https://twitter.com/Ph1LzA - https://www.tiktok.com/@ph1lzatiktok- https://www.instagram.com/ph1lza 
Follow me on my socials! https://twitter.com/Ph1LzA - https://www.tiktok.com/@ph1lzatiktok- https://www.instagram.com/ph1lza 
dude ian i added so amny keywords that will time people out KEKW
IT ARRIVED BatChest
my nintendo switch 
OMG BatChest
NO WAY BatChest 
Imao
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enderspawn · 3 years
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an incomplete sloppy guide to ethical rpf
rpf (real person fiction) isn't inherently bad, as long as you learn how to do it respectfully-- after all, you are writing abt Real People. also note: rpf doesnt have to be an irl fic (where a CC is a CC in story), just a story using real people as the characters. that fantasy au where they all team up to fight god or whatever? rpf baby.
the line blurs a LITTLE with dsmp and other self insert-ish rp, but where i usually draw the line is if they're closer to their characters characterization or the ccs/their personas characterization. again, main point is rpf doesnt always equal irl setting.
im too lazy to properly write a full like essay or paper abt this, so instead heres a few key steps to follow to make sure ur not being Weirdchamp abt it all.
also keep in mind: these are rules ive gathered over my years of yt-based fandom(s) that also assume its a situation where ppl Can contact ccs enough to like. get their word on shit. idk how to handle big celeb rpf lmao good luck w that on your own.
tldr for ppl who dont wanna look under the cut: 1. respect cc boundaries at all times no matter what, 2. keep in mind that this is all fiction, nothing based in fact and that you are Not Their Friend, and 3. dont share it w ccs
until proven otherwise, assume everyone IS NOT okay with being written about. doesnt matter if they're a cc in the public eyes, see if they're okay w it to begin with. some are, some arent.
the above statement also includes a CC's family (including parents, spouse, siblings, etc) unless specifically specified otherwise as okay.. make OCs to fill those positions if you really need them, give em alternate names or whatever. but family of CC especially deserve privacy
never include a CC's kids. genuinely, idk a single cc with like... a kid old enough for that not to be creepy. again, give em an oc kid or get rid of the kid entirely.
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if possible, check the cc's boundaries or ask to see whats cool and what isnt. some people aren't gonna be cool w shipping, some people are, some people have their own sets of limits.
again, you are writing about other real life living people. make what you write something they're okay with existing. if you break those boundaries ill break ur fucking kneecaps
some ppl aren't gonna be cool being in fics with certain topics or themes in them. if they say so, respect that.
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be aware at all times you are writing rpf. aka, fiction. what you write is 100% not real and fictionalized. never incorporate any forms of "truthing" into your rpf or rpf consumption. you dont know any of these people, you are writing things based on the persona they show you. you have no idea how this person actually is.
dont fuckin ship minors. also if you ship minors with adults go straight to fucking jail bc thats illegal!
dont make nsfw of minors. again, straight to fucking jail bc thats legit just child porn and you CAN and should be arrested for it!
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never show a CC your rpf fanfic. i can guarantee, majority of the time they dont want to see it. don't bring it up to them, dont ask them to see it out or read any, let it be a FAN thing.
writing rpf is a fandom privilege, not something you are inherently given or deserve. it is something the cc allows to happen, and they can take it back at any time.
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markets · 3 years
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Would u like a controversial opinion.. idk why mcyt antis make fun of dream stans when Ranboo stans are Right There breaking boundaries and being weirdchamp and annoying in front of god and everybody (no hate to most ranboo fans cus some of you are cool, but your guys’ 1% of crazy is actually more like 25%)
TBH.. tbh. Like lots of dream stans r weird as fuck (partly coz theres lots of dream stans in general so even if only 1% of them are rancid thats still more than 1% of anyone elses) but some ranboo stans are on another level and this is coming from someone who only interacts with my close circle of mcyt mutuals on here and a handful of mcyt irls like i bet idek half the things theyve done and i still know some can be weird as shit. not only that but some of them put ranboo on such a high pedestal likee hes just some guy and they expect him to be perfect, the second he makes a mistake (which isnt unlikely coz hes just a person) so many of them will just lose their minds. i feel kinda bad too bc i dont watch him very often but from what ive seen it seems like hes genuinely trying to do good with his platform but lots of his fans just dont listen to him when it comes to that. there are lots of cool ranboo fans though love and light to you guys <3
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sunflowerfroggie · 3 years
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>:[
CATS IS A GOOD MUSICAL AND IDC WHAT ANYONE SAYS ITS THE MOVIE THATS KINDA WEIRDCHAMP I PROMISE </3
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sapnaptwt2 · 3 years
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aight dude idk what my-friend-got-taken-away-by-the-serial-killer-now-i'm-next is thats kinda weirdchamp but jap, ya gotta learn that i take my most mundane, small issues in life and turn them into a big deal, beacause 1. satire and 2. if i dont cry about small shit ill think about the actual horrifying things i go through and 3. i forgot i even told u cuz mental ilness go brrrr
number 2 is like totally me i get u. do u wanna maybe cry together?
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gogysglasses · 3 years
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pls the more i learn about dream the more i start to like him, dream wanted a fanbase like this?? thats so nice and cute pls 😭😭
to be fair he’s never directly said “I wanted a fanbase full of girls and gays” but the way he talks about stans and his general demeanor about his fans and the way he interacts with us leads me believe he wanted this fanbase. like... dude could not have released a full on song to any other kind of fanbase without getting absolutely roasted. so yeah, he wants us <3
also he’s “studied the algorithm” and probably realizes this type of fanbase is the most devoted and supportive haha (even if some of that devotion IS a little weirdchamp sometimes)
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sleevesareforlosers · 3 years
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ok ngl a little weirdchamp that me saying making jokes abt physical appearance makes you an asshole got construed as band drama but i guess thats what happens when people cant handle criticism <3
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ipatrichor · 3 years
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Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Minecraft (Video Game) Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death Relationships: Alexis | Quackity/Karl Jacobs/Sapnap, Karl Jacobs & Everyone, Clay | Dream & Karl Jacobs, Karl Jacobs & Technoblade, Wilbur Soot & Technoblade & TommyInnit & Phil Watson, Toby Smith | Tubbo & TommyInnit, Karl Jacobs & Grayson | Purpled Characters: Karl Jacobs, Sapnap (Video Blogging RPF), Alexis | Quackity, Clay | Dream (Video Blogging RPF), Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Toby Smith | Tubbo, Floris | Fundy, Badboyhalo - Character, Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), GeorgeNotFound (Video Blogging RPF), Wilbur Soot, Grayson | Purpled (Video Blogging RPF) Additional Tags: yall theres a canon polycule am i just supposed to not write for them???, it's the characters tho not the ccs dont be weirdchamp, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Time Travel, Time Travel Fix-It, Angst with a Happy Ending, Hurt/Comfort, Memory Loss, The Egg (Dream SMP), corrupted badboyhalo, Past Character Death, Implied/Referenced Character Death, it's all from the future karl's trying to change dw, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, sometime later when it isnt 3am and im tired as fuck :', Web Series: Tales from the SMP, thats right fuckers purpled gets lore and plot relevancy :3 Series: Part 1 of karl jacobs time travel fix-it fics Summary:
"Don't." He repeats to Tubbo, stuffing the pocketwatch in one of numerous pockets lining his jacket and lifting his goggles to rest on his head. "This is it. This is where it went wrong. Put the disc in the ender chest, Tubbo, now. Please." Through the whole exchange his eyes stay fixed to Dream, whose movement has ceased as he considers the new arrival.
 Or, Karl lives through the Eggpire's victory over the server and the loss of everyone he cares about. Desperate to change the future, he travels back in time to the event he's pinpointed as the beginning of things going irreversibly wrong- Doomsday, the third and final destruction of L'Manberg. As he struggles to keep his time traveling a secret with a failing memory and Dream's interference, allay the concern of his fiances, and maintain an uneasy alliance with Technoblade, the Egg begins to whisper threats and promises in his mind.
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u kno i honestly hate when people say “This game is dated” like wtf does that mean?
Do you mean graphics wise? Mechanically? Length? 
like i was just in a stream and the streamer was talking about the elder scrolls games and said that like new vegas and oblivion and fallout 3 are all dated games.
and i just think thats a weirdchamp opinion.
like compared to what?
if were talking modern rpgs? i mean i can bring up cyberpunk 2077 which advertised itself to be a ground breaking rpg game and its honestly just a lootershooter with plot. 
or maybe the witcher 3? but i would say besides graphics the 3 “dated” games arent that different.
if were talking combat i can always bring up how skyrim which is a praised objectivly dumbed down and took alot of fun options away in their combat systems compared to the 3 “dated games” which fallout 3 i think was revolutionary at the time at creating this new form of rpg, new vegas allowed for further gun mods and different types of ammo, oblivion whilst being a bit dumbed down from morrowind you could still create your own spells, was the first to try out dynamic npcs that followed schedules and talked with one another whilsts skyrim just took that out completely.
i mean each year i find myself looking at buggy incomplete triple AAA games or slave shop indie dev titles that pump out with no creativity and maybe once in a while a fucking diamond in the rough appears and then supposedly dated games have this “well its an older game” sorta negative attachment to it and im sitting here liek “wut”
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ipatrichor · 3 years
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Chapters: 2/? Fandom: Minecraft (Video Game) Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death Relationships: Alexis | Quackity/Karl Jacobs/Sapnap, Karl Jacobs & Everyone, Clay | Dream & Karl Jacobs, Karl Jacobs & Technoblade, Wilbur Soot & Technoblade & TommyInnit & Phil Watson, Toby Smith | Tubbo & TommyInnit, Karl Jacobs & Grayson | Purpled Characters: Karl Jacobs, Sapnap (Video Blogging RPF), Alexis | Quackity, Clay | Dream (Video Blogging RPF), Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Toby Smith | Tubbo, Floris | Fundy, Badboyhalo - Character, Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), GeorgeNotFound (Video Blogging RPF), Wilbur Soot, Grayson | Purpled (Video Blogging RPF) Additional Tags: yall theres a canon polycule am i just supposed to not write for them???, it's the characters tho not the ccs dont be weirdchamp, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Time Travel, Time Travel Fix-It, Angst with a Happy Ending, Hurt/Comfort, Memory Loss, The Egg (Dream SMP), corrupted badboyhalo, Past Character Death, Implied/Referenced Character Death, it's all from the future karl's trying to change dw, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, sometime later when it isnt 3am and im tired as fuck :', Web Series: Tales from the SMP, thats right fuckers purpled gets lore and plot relevancy :3, Protective Sapnap (Video Blogging RPF), Protective Alexis | Quackity, Protective Karl Jacobs, Protective Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Protective Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Karl Jacobs-centric, Karl Jacobs Needs a Hug, everyone does let's b real, Angel of Death Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF) Series: Part 1 of karl jacobs time travel fix-it fics Summary:
"Don't." He repeats to Tubbo, stuffing the pocketwatch in one of numerous pockets lining his jacket and lifting his goggles to rest on his head. "This is it. This is where it went wrong. Put the disc in the ender chest, Tubbo, now. Please." Through the whole exchange his eyes stay fixed to Dream, whose movement has ceased as he considers the new arrival.
 Or, Karl lives through the Eggpire's victory over the server and the loss of everyone he cares about. Desperate to change the future, he travels back in time to the event he's pinpointed as the beginning of things going irreversibly wrong- Doomsday, the third and final destruction of L'Manberg. As he struggles to keep his time traveling a secret with a failing memory and Dream's interference, allay the concern of his fiances, and maintain an uneasy alliance with Technoblade, the Egg begins to whisper threats and promises in his mind.
chapter 2 is up!
karl remembers the future he’s trying to change, and talks to his fiances.
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