#thats a pelican

[askhumanperrytheplatypus]

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#perry the platypus #human perry the platypus #human perry #heinz doofenshmirtz #ask human perry #perry the human #ask blog #phineas and ferb #Major Monogram #yeah #thats a pelican

[2022dirt]

A pelican chillin with a friend at St James’ Park in England.

#interesting #interesting facts #nature is weird #nature is everything #discover #nature #thats interesting #thats incredible #thats insane #like woah #bird #birds #pelican #pelicans #animal #animals #whatthe #what the heck #what the fuck #what #what the hell #whatever #woah woah woah #but woah #woah #woahhhh #woah :0 #woah dude #woahg

[rambunctioustoons]

I think you should be able to take your spouse down to the mines in stardew. different abilities depending on who you take down.

#ramblings #i wish you could DO MORE with your spouse. #but genuinely what the fuck would Elliot do. throw books. I'll throw his books thats funny as hell. squashing slimes with hardcover books #Abigail eats the gems i guess. sure shes fighting but there's snacks down there. #i first played stardew on mobile when i had a really really bad job <3 have a parasocial relationship with everyone in - #pelican town ayyeeeee #anyway shane is so pissed you make him go down there but *does* have a good time. #I've only ever married Elliot so idk what any of them are like after marriage lmao

[pcktknife]

It is a little teensy bit fucked up that a catfish can eat a small bird but whatever not my problem yet

#and pelicans god have you ever seen a pelican eat a pigeon #they arent the same beast but like damn thats ur cousin dude u cant be doin that #it just made me very worried but animals will just be like that huh #kae.txt

[andromedako]

#emil.rtf #ok to rb #maimaimaigoen #i wouldve replaced the text w/ froggy egg instead of pelican but thats.. too much work. #ask to tag

[jrueships]

sometimes i feel like i shouldn't liveblog watching sports like idk if im just behind the 8 ball or smthin but 😭 idk im still healing from the time i thought the spurs got two chances in the playins to push into the playoffs 😭😭😭

#i rlly thought the pelicans were my allies.. #listen. yall i #when i rlly get things... i rlly do #in a way that only i can understand #but when i dont.. #i rlly... Really dont 😭 #in a way only i cant understand #thats why if i dont rlly love a ship or a person i just keep out of their business 😭 #sorry for havjng demons. my birthmom tried drowning me so i scratched the pastor until his eye squirted red #when he tried baptizing me later

[moodycarcass]

Playing stardew on console again to prepare myself for being completely burned out and bored of it by the time the update comes out and currently forcing myself to romance Abigail bc I completely ignore all of the women in this game (#misogyny) feeling like chained up dog everytime I realize I can't just marry Harvey for the 3rd time

#mort.txt #i don't care about practically any of the romance options anyway tbh #they're all too young. ik im the same age but it feels fucked up to marry a like 21 yr old thats main storyline is “i want out of this town” #at least with harvey or Elliot theyre content with staying in pelican town. #shane also fits in this i guess but I don't want that man in my house i have self respect #leah is also an option but i don't like romancing her as a man. she makes sculptures in a cottage and loves goat cheese lesbian ass behavior

[foxtriestobiteandmaimandkilland]

dude i fuckin love linus and it shows hes fuckin above my partners likeeeee damnnnn

#day thoughts #stardew valley #and i realise this looks like im going 4 like #the group 10 heart cutscenes #but NO i am just turning pelican town into a massive polycule #altho i may leave out like #one of haley n emily and one of sebastian and maru #bcccc #thats kindaaaa #weird

[elsaucydog]

babe what if when i drop you off at the train station i do the thing where i run alongside the train to say goodbye and you wave your hat at me out the window, and everybody nearby finds it a little annoying but ultimately endearing because over the last few years they've come to understand a lot more about the ways autism presents itself and really they just are happy to see us happy and trying to live in the moment even if in a way they dont understand, and then what if there's a police man who doesnt use the internet much and he sees me and tries to chase me down because he doesn't appreciate what im getting at, and when i reach the end of the platform i do a cool jump and make it on to the little balcony part at the back of the train successfully and i turn around and see the police man going whoOOAWHOA and barely catch himself from falling off the platform onto the tracks and also i have been wearing a bowler hat the whole time and i roll it down my arm like fred astaire as a gesture of whimsical rapscallionism to the police man who shakes his baton in the air at me angrily and then when i walk into the train there's a train worker who saw everything and already thought to himself "that white boy really is autistic..." and just gives me a knowing nod when i walk by him and into your train car with the snacks i brought with me. would that be okay

#autism #autism awareness #mario movie #overwatch #go pelicans #thats how much i love u

[goblinguillotine]

#goblinguillotine #goblin #goblincore #art #pelicans #they are not free #thats a wild animal #you are disrupting the park mam #BLEHHH #IDC >:3

[sweetesthaaze]

My blog has been partially banned 😭

#which one of you pelicans did it??? #is this because I said your ship has no chemistry and that portia and colin should fuck? #if thats the case... #i do not take it back #sweetestviscount

[2022dirt]

This is a photo of a pelican trying to eat a phone.

#interesting #interesting facts #nature is everything #nature is weird #nature #animals #thats interesting #thats incredible #thats insane #pelicans #pelican #animals are awesome #nature is scary #nature is awesome #nature is beautiful #nature core #naturecore #camera #cameras #phone camera #iphone #phone #what the heck #whatthe #whatthehell #woahhhh #woah :0 #woah woah woah #woah dude #like woah

[hjemne]

St James' park! They've got pelicans!!

oooh now thats a good idea!! I think I'm going to go to Chinatown to get some jasmine tea and st james is in that area :)))

#asks #thank u <3 #LOVE me some pelicans #wait just checked #i also need to go to victoria and st james is en route thats actually perfect

[usabun-tl]

Beethoven's White Noise・ベートーヴェンのホワイトノイズ — PELICAN FANCLUB

English+Romaji Translation

結局人間が好きだった

kekkyoku ningen ga suki datta

In the end, I liked humans

なぜなら僕は人間だ

naza nara boku wa ningen da

After all, I'm human too

当たり前の手前の理由を探した

atari mae no temae no riyuu wo sagashita

I searched for that obvious answer that was right in front of me

結局人間がわからない

kekkyoku ningen ga wakaranai

In the end, I don't understand humans

次の日はもう別人だ

tsugi no hi wa mou betsujin da

By tomorrow you'll be a stranger

当たり前に名前を変えていつも

atari mae ni namae wo kaete itsumo

So of course you're always changing your name

振り回されてふりだしに来て

furi mawasarete furidashi kite

I came back to the start swinging

振り回していた

furi mawashiteita

I was swinging

心なしはどうかしている

kokoro nashi wa douka shiteiru

Without a heart, I've lost my mind

どの言葉もどうかしている

dono kotoba mo douka shiteiru

And those words make me crazy too

たった一つ信じたのは

tatta hitotsu shinjita no wa

The one thing I believed in

ベートーヴェンの「運命」だった

beetoovun no unmei datta

Was Beethoven's "Fate"

心なしかどうかしていた

kokoro nashi ka douka shiteita

I had lost my heart, lost my mind

堂々巡り　どうかしていた

doudou meguri doukashiteita

Going around in circles, out of my mind

たった一つ忘れていた

tatta hitotsu wasureteita

The one thing I had forgotten

ベートーヴェンも人間だった

beeroovun mo ningen datta

Was that Beethoven was human too

結局人間ってなんだっけ？

kekkyoku ningen tte nandakke

In the end, what makes a human?

心かそれか感情か？

kokoro ka sore ka kanjou ka

Could it be a heart, or emotions?

頭を経由しているかどうか？

atama wo keiyuu shiteiru ka douka

Could it be through the mind?

今更　引き戻されて

imasara hiki modosarete

By now I've been brought back

引き返せなくなった

hiki kaesenakunatta

And returning has become impossible

心なしはどうかしている

kokoro nashi wa douka shiteiru

Without a heart, I've lost my mind

どの言葉も泥の中

dono kotoba mo doro no naka

And those words are stuck inside of mud

たった一つ照らしていた

tatta hitotsu terashiteita

The one thing illuminated

ベートーヴェンの「月光」だった

beetoovun no gekkou datta

Was Beethoven's "Moonlight"

心なしかどうかしていた

kokoro nashi ka douka shiteita

I had lost my heart, lost my mind

堂々としてどうかしていた

doudou toshite douka shiteita

Magnificently out of my mind

たった一つ忘れたんだ

tatta hitotsu wasuretanda

The one thing I had forgotten

ベートーヴェンも人間だっけ？

beetoovun mo ningen dakke

Wasn't Beethoven human too?

僕らが見てきた生活は作品の中

bokura ga mitekita seikatsu wa sakuhin no naka

This way of life we've come to see is inside of these songs

いつか終わりが来ることに気づけない

itsuka owari ga kuru koto ni kizuikenai

We won't be able to tell when the end is coming

惑わされているよう

madowasareteiru you

As if we've been led astray

ホワイトノイズ

howaito noizu

White noise

心なしはどうかしている

kokoro nashi wa douka shiteiru

Without a heart, I've lost my mind

どの言葉もどうでもよくて

dono kotoba mo dou demo yokute

And I'm not going to worry about those words

たった一つ　決まっていたのは

tatta hitotsu kimatteita no wa

The one thing I've settled

彷徨うだけの運命だった

samayou dake no unmei datta

Is that my fate was to simply wander around this life

心なしかどうかしていた

kokoro nashi ka douka shiteita

I had lost my heart, lost my mind

堂々としてどうかしていよう

doudou toshite douka shitei you

Magnificently out of my mind

たった一つ大事にしたい

tatta hitotsu daiji ni shitai

The one thing I want to cherish

僕も君も人間だった

boku mo kimi mo ningen datta

Is that you and I were human

#ベートーヴェンのホワイトノイズ #Beethoven's White Noise #PELICAN FANCLUB #taking a break from the 2015 album bc i love this song #i love this song but theres a couple of lines that like... i dont know if i got them lol. so i'll probably come back to update them..... #White Noise of Beethoven #thats the official tl but i dont like it lol #im not sure if i have to mention this but fate and moonlight are beethoven songs lol #i think 'moonlight sonata' would be a dead ringer for sure but its probably obvious enough already? is it not

[fourdancingmoths]

Hate it when the Stardew Valley NPCs get mad at me for digging in their garbage. Like bitch I carry this town on my back. "Ew! Thats awful!" You know what else would be awful? The decaying shambles this town will be left in when I leave because you were all mean to me. Without me Pelican Town is nothing do not fucking test me

#stardew valley #sdv #i am full of violence and killing

[brighteyedspitz]

tug time

#thats the pelicans head #my dogs #apollo tag #daisy tag #playtime #labrador retriever