still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples
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Trying story mode votv again and there's constantly like 4 things on the radar literally what is your fucking problem
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if hello kitty was real we would be bestfriends
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There was some of the good wine in the back of the fridge let's goooo
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my new vocal quirk: saying "i have to do xyz or something bad will happen to me." eg, i can't eat too much garlic bread or something bad will happen to me
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The most embarrassing thing In my life is whenever I see people and they ask what I’ve been up to . Literally nothing ever . Im like ohh you know this and that …. The usual ..
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Sky Witch Theodrey, Drifter Witch Kivi, Machine Witch Malcensyn
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