#that’s a lie

[stormy-skyzzzzzz]

someone PLEASE explain to me how i can be attracted to both these men at the same time. Like what does this mean???? How does this work????? What in the world is my type?????

#spencer reid #criminal minds #bau team #criminal minds spencer reid #simon ghost riley #simon riley #cod ghost #call of duty #cod #i think i know what the connection is #daddy issues #they’re so hot #cute men #muscles #😍 #nerdy men #i love nerds #but also people who aren’t nerds #i love everyone #that’s a lie #well sort of #🩷💛🩵 #ghost cod

[ohkage]

#that’s a lie #he will return today #me actually #hannibal #hannibal nbc #hannigram #hannibal memes

[shepscapades]

Xisuma mcc. Nobody breathe in my direction I will ACTUALLY explode that’s a threat

#I AM GOING CRAZY #no one wants to see my discord freak out /silly #imagine me. sitting there. drawing xisuma. as you do. BAM discord notif xisuma mcc #I proceed to foam at the mouth #xisuma is in mcc for me specifically /this is a joke #I’m gonna lose it #AND WITH FBM AND JOEL AND SCAR WHAT A GOATED TEAM #RAAAUWWUAURWAURURRRR okay I’m fine #that’s a lie

[pleeborp]

No one ever talks about how earth shatterlingly shocking it was when it was revealed that Luke was working with Kronos.

Mf I was twelve in my school bus on the way back from a field trip in the right side of the second seat on the left side of the bus.

I had a krick in my neck from staring down at the book for an hour. And the rest of the thirty something third graders faded to the background as MY WHOLE WORLD COLLASPED!!!!!!!!!

The worst part is that I never suspected Luke. I have a freakishly good sense of plot twists. Luke was NEVER ON MY RADAR AT ALL. I was so ready for him to mentor Percy and be kickass. Instead Rick Riordan delivered a killing blow to a 12 yr old girl that set off my book obsession.

Yes I am about to turn 20 in a few days and I still remember this moment.

Yes I immediately checked out the second book and promptly lost my shit over The Sea of Monsters and Tyson.

#help why do I remember this #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson the lightning thief #pjo fandom #percy jackson #luke castellan #I felt personally betrayed and I was never attracted to blonde boys ever again #that’s a lie #I would be deeply attracted to Apollo and I know it

[aimseytv]

okay so when spiderman starts predicting that bad things are going to happen, that’s just his “spider sense” but when i start doing it i’m told i have “anxiety” what’s all this about

#instead of telling people i have anxiety i’m just gonna say my spider senses are tingling #that’s a lie #i would never say that #maybe i would #we don’t know

[beannary]

My sister is learning how to drive and so I let her drive us to the grocery store and let me tell you that was the most terrifying experience of my life

#bean babbles #that’s a lie #the most terrifying experience of my life was the time #I almost drowned after jumping into a river to escape being chased by a bear #but this was definitely a close second

[v0id-echoes]

Spoilers for ISAT Act 6 under the cut

just found out the credits are different when you finish the game after doing the secret boss (I never bothered to check the credits immediately after doing it myself lol)

#isat #in stars and time #isat spoilers #isat act 6 spoilers #in stars and time spoilers #isat siffrin #isat loop #i am so normal about the loop fight #that’s a lie #i have not stopped thinking about it

[chapel-of-rizztual]

Dew and Swiss….oh god….the hand on Dews waist….the grabbing his dick and jerking him off….the ass slap….Swiss’ fucking shiteating grin at the end…I don’t know how Dew wasn’t fighting for his life because I am

#I need them to stop #that’s a lie #I need them to get worse #the band ghost

[comet160]

Rev nation we getting fed

#apex legends #apex revenant #I need the sticker #but I ain’t spending money #that’s a lie #yes i will

[number1abbasupporter]

no matter how many times i read it, the prank is always the worst thing to happen to me

#that’s a lie #the whole spy thing is worse #but still #marauders era #marauders #sirius black #remus lupin #wolfstar #hp marauders #the prank

[shiny-cats]

SILLIES!!!!!!

#6teen #jude lizowski #jonesy garcia #judesy #jonesyjude #i am soooo normal about them #that’s a lie #look at them

[skateslidefunk]

gnarpy

why you so 👽

#regretevator gnarpy #regretevator #gnarpy #i hate tail animations #that’s a lie #animation

[theflagscene]

Listen I’ll be honest, I’m like 5 episodes behind on Pit Babe, but I keep up with everything via my dash and mutuals, so keep the spoilers coming y’all because I’m so far behind yet completely invested at the same time lol!

#I’m sorry for saying y’all I’ll never do it again #that’s a lie #I said it unironically to annoy my very Canadian mother lmao #anyway yeah #keep those spoilers coming! #pit babe the series

[throatofdelusionincarnate]

SOMEONE NEEDS TO TAKE AWAY MY IPAD

Anyways take my oldest comfort character and most recent comfort characters as this meme

(OG meme under cut)

#sans undertale #sans #fnaf security breach #sun and moon fnaf #moondrop #sundrop #undertale #sexy man sans #I’m very normal about all of them #that’s a lie #i think we're gonna have to kill this guy #my art

[beautifulbrainrot]

i get genuinely giddy when people send me asks like kicking my feet and giggling

#send asks #like fr #i want to talk #talk to me!!!! #i’m cool i promise #that’s a lie

[secretly-larry-daley]

YOU

jedtavius

for the ask bingo thing

For you, my dear termite

#I just realized I didn’t put ships in the other post #OOPS— #Ig you’ll never know who I ship #MWHAAHHHAA #ok… #that’s a lie #jedtavius