#that would’ve been a disaster

[def-not-kaz-brekker]

Fuck I ate the blue candy that I was was supposed to save for later and then my mouth was all blue it looked like I ate a fucking Smurf do them I panicked and washed my whole mouth for like ten minutes with my toothbrush, toothpaste, mouthwash, water, and all that, and now it’s mostly gone but my mouth still looks blueish help

#should not have done that #at least I didn’t eat it at school where I was going to #that would’ve been a disaster

[that-marie]

are you... glowing? are you alright? do you want me to get you anything?

Am I… what? No. No! Who told you that? You can’t even see me!

I… I don’t even…….. do that… haha…

*glances at myself in my phone camera just to check*

#ask THAT Marie #splatoon #ugh you really got me there #I’m in public too #that would’ve been a DISASTER

[qkmlh]

Still ducking hilarious to me that Zoro & Sanji began their beef because they thought the other was misogynistic and it came to a head of no return when Zoro felt his title of ‘Luffy’s specialest boi’ threatened by Sanji’s comment

#MY DUDES PLEASE YOU’VE BOTH GOT THAT FEMINIST JUICE FLOWING YES THESE TWO THINGS IDEAS CAN BE TRUE AND EXIST BUT THEN!! BUT THEN!!!! #Zoro takes Sanji’s WE + NEED + HIM (Luffy) SO DUCKING P E R S O NA. L DEADASS STRUCK THE LOUDEST DAMN CORE IN ALL OF ZORO AND RAISED EVERY #DAMN ALARM POSSIBLE #Aaaaaand ‘You just got here /you/ don’t know what Luffy needs’ MY GOOD FIRST MATE OF A MAN C A L M D O W N N N IT IS /NOT/ THAT DEEP #‘I know he needs my cooking’ SANJII NOOOOO DON’T FALL FOR IT #‘Like what putting two slices of bread together’ Oh god. oh no. we are never coming back from this (pure hilarious joyous disaster) Ever! #Roronoa Zoro #Black Leg Sanji #Monkey D. Luffy #One Piece Live Action #OPLA #One Piece #All jokes aside tho Zoro was right to make sure they didn’t go inside to aid their captain #They would’ve been more of a distraction than help because Luffy wouldn’t have been able to let loose as much as he did #Zoro’s a good first mate but also buddy my guy my dude Sanji does NOT want your job bud ain’t nobody want your job especially when Luffy #made it very clear /you/ are worth more to him than /food/ #Somebody should tell Zoro that tho man could use the affirmation #But also…my guy…what were you so jealous so hissy so darn quick to b!tch for helpp ☕️🤧💀 #Zolu #Ani Rambles #Luzo

[akkivee]

i, too, appreciate the overlapping fashion beats lol

#vee queued to fill the void #i like nemu’s vibe but i don’t understand the green and black shoes LOL #like if they’d been blue and white she would’ve ate lol!!!!!!! but those shoes alone got me bamboozled lmao #it’s fine lol ichiro and nemu are going to be excited about their occasional odd fashion choices #while kuukou lovingly watches them be fashion disasters together LOL #vee is arting

[bisexualmultifandommess]

So, I made this thing and to me it really fits them lmao

#charlie and colby being in the disaster section fits for them tbh #both are disasters that love each other very much #david megan don ian liz and amita are all functional or distinguished #while you have charlie colby and nikki as absolute disasters #but we love them for it #numb3rs but with charlie being a disaster gay would’ve been awesome #numb3rs #numb3rs memes #memes #charlie eppes #don eppes #colby granger #david sinclair #ian edgerton #megan reeves #amita ramanujan #liz warner #nikki betancourt

[goodfemalecharacters]

the logistics might be a little weird but this works so, so well for starting a new run of doctor who.

yes, things like the flux affected the doctor. of course they feel responsible—how could they not, the way they are?

the way the show works, though, we don’t have time to actually see the healing. there are adventures to go on, and only thirteen episodes in a season!

but what we CAN see is fifteen literally forgiving fourteen and giving him a chance to rest…while the story marches on.

so when fifteen takes off, when he meets ruby in the middle of a club, we’re not sitting there wondering why he can dance as if nothing is wrong. he can dance because he’s had the chance to, like Donna says, let it go.

#bonus points bc the flux is very much not their fault lmao #it’s the same principle as rtd opening ‘rose’ with nine already there #you know. actor complications aside. #it would’ve been a very different story if we’d watched the doctor destroy gallifrey right away. #instead we get time. nine travels to all those disasters and saves all those people. #partially so we catch up with him after he’s had at least a little chance to heal #I’ve stopped making sense but you get the picture #doctor who #dw spoilers

[bokatan]

oc memery

Thanks for the tags @bleumanouche & @sparrowsingsstories! No pressure tags: @advictoriams @ihateclaws @wishing4nuclearwinter @bluepriestess @kharonion @khazrablood @ragedaisy @fuzzydreamin @new-eyes-extra-colors

Name: Cyril Reed Nickname/Alias: Reed, Cy(limited to Mercy only), Whisper(RR call name) Gender: Trans man Star sign: Scorpio(November 13, 2049) Height: 5'9"/175cm Orientation: Bi + poly Nationality: American Favorite fruit: Apple Favorite season: Autumn Favorite flower: Wildflowers Favorite scent: Petrichor Coffee, tea, or hot chocolate: coffee Average hours of sleep: 4-6 on a good day Dog or cat person: He'd actually really enjoy having a cat, but he's definitely a dog person first and foremost Dream trip: He’d love to go back to his hometown in upstate New York at some point just to see how much things have changed, but more than likely wouldn’t go back without another reason- he’d just figure the area was hit hard and would either be hard to get to or heavily irradiated like the Glowing Sea Number of blankets they'd choose to sleep with: At least 2-3 heavy blankets, he’d commit so many crimes for a good weighted blanket Random fact: Margot’s actually his first pet- he didn’t have any pets growing up or while he was in the army prior to being assigned to her.

#tag games #thank you!💖 #reed tag #Reed just looks at a map and goes. mmyeah no new york’s been blasted off the face of the earth. no proof of it except ✨vibes✨ #he would be the one person that has a mal/dutchie mix as a first pet and it isn’t an absolute fucking disaster #if we’re being real tho she probably would’ve tried to eat a door at some point if they’d lived in sanctuary longer #im tired and just want to get this out of drafts hell but might tack mercy on later

[shmorp-mcdurgen]

ooooo headcanons.... :)

mark scratches his arms when in a stressful situation, but it doesn't hurt because he doesnt have nails

thatcher has killed and eaten parts of at least 21 people

adam once went through a "phase" of attacking specific families over a month, like one family stretched into one month of fun

jonah hums to himself when he can, but doesn't remember a lot of the lyrics. he also hums some newer songs from after being turned but always cuts off because he doesn't know the full tune

gabriel has one person that they're friends with truly and would go to literal war for them.

seth has accidentally hurt cesar or sarah in a flashback.

cesar would've liked teenage disaster

Oh, I like these ones. They actually align pretty well with how I see them too-

ALSO THE SETH ONE :((((

#asks are neat #super cool fan stuff #THE SETH ONE IS. SO POSSIBLE FOR HIS CHARACTER #Like I would not doubt that there has been. incidents before #he would feel so shitty about it holy shit- #Cesar also probably would’ve liked teenage disasters music #……would teenage disaster exist in this universe?

[folklaurr]

Honestly The Future Hearts Club is so worth just bc they made it so I didn’t have to buy the presale tickets through ticketmaster

#like the fees on the other site were like $10 on ticketmaster they’re $20 #shoutout to fhc y’all were real for that #if I had another ticketmaster disaster experience this year it would’ve been my final straw tbh #all time low #atl #literally took 30 seconds total to order my tickets 🫡

[tofumaple]

#some sketches #my art #hatching is so fun and so tiring on my hand #Bakugan Battle Planet #OC Art #original character #Magnus Black #Dan Kouzo #Shun Kazami (BP) #Master Blue (Ritchie) #one day the masters of disasters will be good characters (copium) #I wish they were since I love their character designs and they would’ve been so fun #maybe I’ll write something but idk #also I need Magnus big brother vibes with the master of disaster #they’re all like omg Mr Magnus please help up #and Magnus is like kill me #also doggo for a self insert OC for something #I like Bernese mountain dogs <3 #ramble moment lmao

[idk-i-just-really-like-tsc]

HOW did shadowhunters tv never do a natural disaster or anything of that sort. they absolutely had the range

#I’m thinking rlly hard about it and I don’t think the books have either????? #um that’s a little odd. bc I think it would’ve been perfectly executed #coming to you LIVE from my natural disasters class #shadowhunterstv

[ashthedestroyer]

Imagine being so gay that when your mum gets a reading from a medium, they immediately say “one of your kids is gay”

#wlw #lgbtq #lesbian #sapphic #lesbian pride #lgbt #women who love women #lesbian vibes so strong even the spirit world can see it #thank goodness I’ve been out to her for like 6 years otherwise this would’ve been a disaster #readings #I’m just fruity in every sense lol #probably because of all the juice I drink #this happened October last year #ALL THESE LESBIAN VIBES AND I’M STILL SINGLE?? BLASPHEMY

[dancing-mylife-away]

on the one hand i would’ve loved to see canon buddie earlier in the show bc more time to enjoy my favorite ship. on the other hand buck and eddie were soooo not ready to be together at the end of season 4 and tbh still aren’t ready for a relationship with the other yet

#hannah's boring life #maybe what they told oliver was that it was the long term plan for their characters and not getting together right away in the s4 finale #but anyway just my two cents lol i think they kinda would’ve been a disaster if they got together shortly after the shooting #and fuck fox!!!

[h3lgertime]

The grind is real

#i scream #my stuff #angel at dusk #featuring disaster calamity and collapse #covetous would’ve also been there but i didn’t feel like drawing the stinky today

[hongjoshuaz]

i got a 42 on my calculus quiz oh my god i’m about to cry i’ve never ever gotten a grade like this before i’m such a good student usually this grade is going to ruin me hahahahahahwhhaha kms i hate this how do i even fix it how is a 42 even possible i can’t do this hahahaha

#this is what i get for taking ap calculus bc i should’ve taken ab #it would’ve been much easier #i’m so ashamed of myself #i don’t want to go to school how am i supposed to look my teacher in the eyes #i sit in the front of the class too i can’t even avoid her #what if she asks what went wrong #i wanted to do better this quarter and the first quiz is already a disaster #and the problem wasn’t even that i didn’t know how to do the math #it was just that i didn’t remember the names of what i was supposed to do #like idk what an idefinite integral is by that name but if you describe it to me i could solve for it #i even studied…i never study #i just know that my teacher must be so disappointed #snow.txt

[tauruswiftie]

imagine being just one more person taking part in the long continuous tradition of looking back at eras of the past that you find inspiring/cool/aesthetically pleasing/romantic/etc and wishing that you could experience it…. and then some joyless redditor decides to inform you that actually you would have died of a preventable disease if you had been alive in medieval england/ancient rome/ancient egypt/etc etc. like imagine being so humorless and devoid of imagination that the only metric of happiness that you can conceive of is life expectancy. imagine being so consumed by your own modern comforts that you are unable to comprehend that people, for literally all of humanity including today, lived through horrific conditions and suffered terrible losses and still felt their lives beautiful and worth living and even celebrating…. anyway. it is okay and GOOD even to romanticize parts of the past. when you read speeches passionately defending some political principle or when you read epic poetry or when you read the most mundane works of fiction you are reading the words of people who thought there was something worth preserving and fighting for about the time they lived in. imagine being so presumptuous as to think they were all wrong!

#reddit & its consequences have been a DISASTER for the human race. #‘you would’ve died at age 11’ i still could’ve you dumb fuck. #but also i’m gonna say i wouldn’t because i have an excellent immune system. cry harder! #lmao but fr. #i genuinely do not understand this argument. #nobody was ever happy before the invention of doordash. DUH!