Hitchhiker
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[Insert "A corpo and a nomad walk into a desert" joke here].
ölakshdfasjfhdsdfh hi, I'm Elven, and I'm becoming increasingly addicted to making longass VP comics uwu (and loving every second of it, let's be real XD)
This one has been on my "wanna do" list forever - or at the very least since @pinkyjulien trusted me with his boy 💛 Thank you so much for letting me take Valentin on some unexpected adventures!!
The thing is, I had always wondered if and how these two could ever meet (and also if they could ever become friends, because let's be honest, they're from very different worlds.... or are they 👀 alköasdhfdf I'm already saying too much, there is a part two that will follow in a separate post, but I'll link it below once it's here)
[Part Two - coming soon]
But yes!! Nothing better than fateful meetings at unexpected times :D And I hope I'll have Vince as an NPV somewhere down the line as well to send him on some adventures of his own!
Also, some BTS from a while ago for everyone who read this far:
Very sus
Short, colorful rattail kings 🤌
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Pulling out of the taco bell parking lot with my windows rolled down at 1 AM and cranking the volume all the way up just as glass animals sings the line "big dicks and big ol' titties on the sly"
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hi it's me again, i have Multiple favorite dragons and i Will be requesting all of them ! may i request a sentinel? they're the best boulder class to me i love how mossy they are.. what if they could grow little sprouts or mushrooms...
You can't just say "sentinels with plants growing on them" and then NOT expect me to draw it...
Dragon #34 - Sentinel
Shelf mushrooms and Unidentifiable White Flowers, my best friends <3
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Benoit Blanc's similarities to other fictional detectives
Specifically Holmes, Poirot and Columbo because I'm most familiar with them and saw many of their characteristics in Blanc.
Impeccable clothes - Poirot
Cigar - Columbo
Post-case slump - Holmes
Eccentric - Holmes, Poirot, Columbo
Detection as a means of helping people, not just for the sake of solving crimes - Holmes (and Poirot and Columbo to a slightly lesser extent)
Fun name – Holmes, Columbo, Poirot
Referred to by surname (almost) all of the time, even by close friends/partners – Columbo, Holmes, Poirot
Kindness to and deep respect for vulnerable women – Holmes, Columbo, Poirot
Said to be the best detective in the world – Holmes, Poirot
Fun American accent – Columbo
Hates rich people who abuse their financial influence – Holmes, Columbo, Poirot
Polite – Columbo (of course Holmes and Poirot can also be very polite but I don't feel like it's a defining characteristic for them the way it is for Columbo)
Rude to mean rich people in a way that is so polite the horrible rich people don’t realise they’re being made fun of/talked to rudely – Holmes, Poirot
Politeness and diplomacy that is often pushed too far and they explode into explicit anger – Holmes, Columbo, Poirot
Drama in resolution – all three to varying degrees, but especially Poirot
Understated and affable – Columbo
Involved in self-contained stories – Columbo, Poirot, Holmes (though a couple of Holmes stories do link closely to previous stories)
Uses the word 'afoot' – Holmes
Gay – Holmes, Poirot (I'll let you decide if this applies to Columbo)
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[I.D.: digital fan art of akio, utena, and anthy from revolutionary girl utena, set against a background of roses with a spotlight shining on them from above. utena is in the very center, holding the sword of dios. on her left and slightly in front of her is akio, and to her right and slightly behind her is anthy. akio has a hand on utena’s chest, and is leaning in to kiss her with his eyes closed. utena’s mouth is wide open and so are her eyes, looking forward to the camera and slightly to the right, toward anthy. anthy has her eyes closed with a sad, weary expression. her arm goes under utena’s arm and grips the sword right before the tip. the other arm firmly holds utena’s other wrist, and head rests against utena’s shoulder. / end I.D.]
happy pride heres an utena
based on that one anne hathaway image
description by @divine-buster!
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Fic snippet: sabers & soulmates au
Good morning fellas, can I offer you some "Padawan Anakin being unhinged about his Master" in these trying times?
Being brave makes Anakin sloppy.
Obi-Wan has plans for the whole day— a short meeting with the Council, meditation with Knight Billaba, an outing with Knight Vos— and Anakin pushes him, rushing his Master out the door before the man can even check to see whether his lightsaber is on his belt.
(It’s not, because Anakin had nudged it carefully out of view this morning while Obi-Wan was making breakfast. Out of sight, out of mind— atleast while they’re safely ensconced in the Temple.)
Once he’s sure that Obi-Wan is well on his way, that he’s not turning back for one reason or another, Anakin retrieves the saber with a giddy smile.
He’s got all day with it, this embodiment of his Master’s soul. Anakin can touch it, can hold it close— can cradle it against his body and imagine that he is the one being cradled, being held sweet and safe and away from all harm.
He doesn’t know how long he sits like that, curled around Obi-Wan’s lightsaber, before he spies a small screwdriver from the corner of his eye.
It sits innocently on the low table of their living room, where had sat just yesterday, dismantling and reassembling a mouse droid.
It gives him… ideas.
Namely, that he could deconstruct his Master’s lightsaber. That he could open it up, see inside the durasteel casing around his Master’s heart.
That he could split his Master open, the way Anakin feels split open. That he could lay his guts out and pick him apart, say Oh, this is what makes you tick. What makes you happy, what makes you sad.
What makes you Obi-Wan.
He doesn’t give a second thought as to whether he should do it, knowing only that he wants to, a desire so fierce it aches.
Something in him needs that reassurance.
It’s not enough, holding his Master’s soul.
He needs— he needs to be inside it.
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I like to think ganqing have old ppl in love energy, especially with pet names. They'll only call each other something like "love" or "dear" sometimes, in moderation. Also just saying someone's name can be still very meaningful. It might be why i like when fanworks more or less subtly incorporate it as part of their dynamic and development, since they had to stay professional despite being on bad terms at first. Ganyu warming up to Keqing and calling her by the name, instead of Yuheng or Miss Keqing or other title, is so important to me
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these images??? these images have my whole heart soaring i love him so much
i love him so much i can’t even put it into words, i want to stain his entire body in my love, i want to kiss every inch of scarred skin, messy and open-mouthed and painting him in thick petals of saliva; i want to lick over each and every staple, to feel the bumps and curves of warm metal beneath my tongue; i want to leave bites and bruises marring every bit of leftover healthy skin, my name signed into his body over and over and over again, etched out in little indents of my teeth, stamped across his flesh in brilliant blotches of blue and purple ♡
but this image????? this image will haunt me in my dreams
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There's something funny about a terf making a meme that says "It doesn't matter what you wear you still aren't a woman💙" and deciding Tumblr is the spot to place it.
This website might just have more trans-masc femboys than it does transfems, it really isn't the spot to be making that argument. Hell, even among trans-fems, I was wearing jeans and a graphic t that day! My first thought was 'You're right clothes don't determine gender! Thanks for that, corny anodyne trans meme".
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