#that is such a badly photoshopped picture

[nerdpokemonheadcanons]

There are rumors that extremely rare, four-segment Dudunsparce exist, but this is believed to be an urban legend.

This doesn't stop trainers from claiming to own shiny four-segment Dudunsparce on the internet, however, and posting badly photoshopped pictures.

#pokemon headcanons #dudunsparce #normal type #gen 9 #paldea #pokemon culture

[drxgonflyart]

Wonderstruck (by drxgonfly) Instagram | Etsy

Based on this Photo of mine

#artists on tumblr #graphic design #landscape #digital art #scenery #palm trees #super moon #desert #galaxy #night sky #landscapes #environment art #flat design #purple #pink #my art #mine #up #that is such a badly photoshopped picture #and yet somehow it got 20k notes #it makes me laugh #the moon is just a sticker from an editing app lol

[truly-deceitful]

when rubius showed luzu and quackity the edited wedding photos they brushed it off by laughing at him but notice how when that happened they took a second before luzu laughed and then quackity reacted.

I know they believed him even if just a little part in their brains kinda clicked and went "oh, I was strong feelings about this man, idk what those feelings are but now I see this picture and kinda makes sense"

they have that little doubt in their minds but once again quackity and luzu have always been too proud to admit it themselves

#karmaland #karmaland v #karmaland 5 #k!quackity #k!luzu #canon that k!rubius has insane photoshop skills #like either the pictures are the best work of edition ever made in the world #or one of those badly edited with the png background in it n shit #the most interesting part of this is that it leaves room for quackity and luzu to explore that next season #in eleven years #whenever karmaland 6 happens

[jrueships]

yall he was so excited for this he didn't even save the picture properly 😭

#the android image search button in the corner thingy #doesnt matter cus he cropped it for His New King now #WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE YOUNG AARON IS WHAT I M ASKING #IT'S NOT EVEN A PICTURE OF AARON IN A BADLY PHOTOSHOPPED JETS JERSEY #it's just??? YOUNG AARON??? #sauce. #do you. #do you Want him. #.... #Do You Want Grandpa. #im so sick sauce please wake up WAKE UP SAUCE!!!!!! #AHMAD!!!!!! #THAT MAN IS LIKE MASTER OOGWAY #LEAVE HIM ALONE!!! #LET HIM TURN INTO A BUNCH OF CHERRY BLOSSOMS AND BLOW AWAY in P E A CE #aaron doesnt know u like that bro.. teammates or not... hes gonna be high on aaron things #you cant win over the meerkat sauce #you just. cant.

[thefreelanceangel]

#because I saw it on Twitter and it took me an HOUR #Not for the pictures but to COMPILE THE DAMN THING #god I suck at photoshop so badly #MeliWoL #FFXIV

[spurgie-cousin]

Did u see how JRod had copied a head pic onto her mums hospital head? How weird. Just dont post a pic at all Jill.

Jill has to be operating at peak weirdness at all times, not posting a pic would make too much sense.

#queue #i love that she couldve posted an old picture or even a heart over her face or just made a text post if she didn't want to share #her moms face or even just not posted at all #and she bypassed all of those options and went straight to Badly Photoshop My Moms Healthy Face Onto Her Sick Hospital Body #literally something a normal person wouldn't have even considered

[snakemoltsiren]

14. Crimson Footprints How did I get myself into all of this mess? How did I end up with this deadly home address? One foot in front of the other foot In front of the one foot in front of the other foot

In front of the one…

#Junelezen #Junelezen 2022 #Severine Pictures #Blood #its very badly photoshopped blood and no wounds visible

[dilfsisko]

(ID in alt)

@kingdeath000 here you go bestie

#els.png #not pictured is the fact that he’s holding a badly photoshopped gorilla

[keeps-ache]

suddenly feeling very conspiratory if you know what i mean

#just me hi #both ways #wanna start a coup #wanna uncover the coup #or maybe i just wanna write lol #frankly it's so hard to tell what i want ykno #hey what if i started the coup and then revealed myself to be the coup-leader in a variety of very badly photoshopped pictures all at the- #scenes of the couping #but then also reveal i've been in the bermuda triangle hanging out with Fester Addams the whooooole time #i have no idea what i'm saying anymore lol #but the point is ~+~sabotage~+~

[kana-muchi-midori]

cue akio basing his new religion and church on bun and he brainwashes and indoctrinates his followers into believing that bun is a god or some kind of devil and that Santiago is just an imposter and must be punished. cue akio and his followers worshipping a cringey shrine of bun and Santiago is just sitting in a hanging cage while pregnant.

I’M SO OBSESSED WITH THIS OMGGG

#And smack dab in the middle of the shrine is Kanabun’s face badly photoshopped onto a picture of Jesus #I want to see that so bad omg #and when Bun is brought to the worship rituals he is not having it lol #Akio’s cult #FAVE

[cod-dump]

*the boys texting in a groupchat*

Soap: I’ve been practicing my photoshop skills

Soap: *posts a picture of a woman supermodel in a bikini and heels with Price’s head badly photoshopped on it*

Gaz: OH MY GOD

Roach: *sends fifty laughing emojis*

Ghost: Unrealistic. Where’s his hat?

Soap: Fuck you’re right

Soap: *posts the same picture again, but this time with a stock image of a bucket/fishing hat on top of Price’s head*

Ghost: Perfect

Gaz: Please tell me I have permission to send this to my men

Soap: You all have permission to send them to your guys. Just don’t show Price

#tormenting price #call of duty #modern warfare #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #kyle gaz garrick #gary roach sanderson #john price #incorrect quotes

[littlegoldfinchh]

I just got the most insane ad for a dating app

#okay so it was an ad for btrfly i guess?? #and it went something like ''every (girl) friend you have is already engaged? and you're sitting here all alone looking at this ad? #instead of crying over a glass of wine (insert picture of a badly photoshopped woman crying while making those. baby crying noises) #download this app and finally take charge of your fate'' #like. it's clearly targeted towards women #idk this pissed me off so much wow #hope the person responsible for this ad gets hit by a bus #rambling

[lifeandtimesoftrying]

as someone who’s only halfway through season 3 of game changer, I gotta say that watching tumblr freak out over the most recent episode is hilarious. Something was Done to Brennan. I have no idea what it was. Everyone’s posting pictures of the most haunted man you’ve ever seen. Sam Reich is playing 3D chess with his friend and employee’s psyche. What did he do? No idea! But everyone was in on it. What “it” was is wholly unclear. This is like seeing something tagged as “#[fandom] spoilers,” deciding to look at it anyway, and being met with a badly photoshopped image of a horse with a nerf gun, and see everyone in the tags go “nooooo!!!! How could you you are EVIL *reblogs anyway*.” By my estimation it’ll be over 2 weeks before I get to this episode. I will live in suspense until then. I am somehow wholly shielded from spoilers. This is the most I’ve seen an episode be talked about without having a clue what the episode actually is.

#dropout #dropout tv #game changer #brennan lee mulligan #to be clear I’m glad that I don’t know what happens before going into it! This is a “humans are funny” post #Not a “I’m confused please explain” post :) #behold! an original post!

[wttcsms]

saying let's get married;

domestic and sweet moments during the first year of newly-wed life (f!reader) <3

KUROO — "my wife" this and "my wife" that to the point where all his friends and coworkers are groaning and saying we get it, man! you're married now! his dorky nonfiction books taking up all the space on the nightstand. helping him tame his bed hair when he wakes up and is trying to get ready for work. created a powerpoint presentation where he told you he was going to give you the most epic promotion of a lifetime (the powerpoint was themed to mimic an HR presentation describing new employee benefits and perks, along with what the new position would consist of; the final slide asked "do you accept the position of being tetsurou kuroo's wife? limited time bonus offer includes a diamond ring!")

OSAMU — doesn't know how to fold your clothes properly (it's not weaponized incompetence, he just doesn't understand why your tops have these many strings and components to them). tries out all his new recipes with you as his taste-testing guinea pigs. during your wedding reception, atsumu asked you who was cuter: him or osamu. on your off days from your job, you go to onigiri miya and help him close down the shop. blowing bubbles at him from the soap that foams up when you're washing the dishes. him knowing where you're most ticklish and using it against you every time he asks you for a minor favor.

BOKUTO — asks you about kid names before he even pops the question. wants you to quiz him on your family tree because he so badly wants to impress them when he's meeting them (he then asks for a quiz on your extended family once the wedding date is scheduled). gets excited when he sees those corny tiktoks that claim "these initials are soulmates" and he sees yours and his initials paired together; he'll send you those tiktoks and go "babe, look!!! i told u we were meant to be!!" brings you up any time he can, whether it's in regular conversation with friends, small talk with a cashier, a meet n greet with a fan, or a post-game interview. loves to do push-ups with you on his back.

OIKAWA — makes a vision board at the beginning of the year, except the main image is a horribly photoshopped picture of your head pasted on some stock photo of a bride. he was showing you something on his phone, and the notification from his jeweler announcing that your engagement ring was ready for pick up popped up and he nearly dropped his phone while trying to hurriedly swipe away the notification whilst shielding his screen from you. gets all pouty and wants to be the little spoon; will also start asking you "baaaabe, would you still love me if i was a worm?" saw you in the stands booing his opposing team, and whistled, exclaiming "that's my girl!" panics when he sees strands of his hair on the bathroom floor; proceeds to ask you if you'll still be with him even if he becomes bald. then asks if you'll pay for his hair transplant (as a joke; you never use your card when you're with him).

#haikyuu x reader #haikyuu x you #fluff #domestic fluff #domesticity being one of the purest forms of intimacy #tetsurou kuroo x reader #osamu miya x reader #koutarou bokuto x reader #bokuto x reader #tooru oikawa x reader #oikawa x reader #kuroo x reader #osamu x reader #hq headcanons #haikyuu headcanons

[thepastisalreadywritten]

By Allison Pearson

23 March 2024

OH, NO. No. A sense that something was not right, that our wonderful Princess was perhaps in more trouble than we’d been told, was confirmed at 6pm on Friday with an unprecedented TV address that dealt a blow to the nation’s solar plexus.

Some will simply have been stunned by the news, hardly able to comprehend it (what, cancer twice in the Royal family within two months? But she’s so young).

Others will have been in tears, as I was, watching our Princess of Wales, parchment-pale, clearly fragile yet valiantly composing herself to record a message in that crystal-clear voice, reassuring us that, although it had been “an incredibly tough couple of months for our entire family,” she would be OK, given enough time, space and privacy.

One friend who heard it on the car radio pulled over to the side of the road and sobbed. “I am just so upset,” she texted.

Another confessed she was relieved that the Waleses hadn’t separated – one of the wilder rumours that had been flying around since the Princess of Wales was pictured in that photoshopped, too-smiley Mother’s Day picture without her wedding rings.

“For the backbone of Britain, we need those two to be together and happily married,” said my friend. So true.

William ’n’ Kate, Kate ’n’ William, a couple for almost the whole of their adult lives, one unimaginable without the other.

Our monarchy is assured as long as there is them (the Waleses will celebrate their thirteenth wedding anniversary on 29th April, six days after little Louis turns six).

Suddenly, with this announcement, we are reminded that they are only human too, vulnerable at times, and Britain is badly shaken.

As she finished her statement, the ramifications started to sink in. Prince William has to deal with a father and a wife with cancer at the same time.

There are haunting echoes of Diana, too, another beloved princess whose personal challenges played out so publicly.

Poor William must feel like there are snipers in the garden taking aim at his family.

You could tell the children were uppermost in her mind, just as they are for any parent who is told they have cancer.

George, Charlotte and Louis, she spoke their names aloud, her darlings. You know, I think they were the real reason she steeled herself to do it.

To sit there on that wooden bench with spring bursting out behind her. Daffodils on a grassy bank, trees in blossom – a cruelly lovely backdrop for such sad tidings.

How simply dressed she was in a matelot jumper and jeans, stripped of finery and clothed, instead, in a becoming humility, her beauty thrown into sharp relief by the strain on her face.

A 42-year-old who is uniquely privileged yet now confronts every woman’s frightening brush with mortality.

Her statement was carefully timed to coincide with the start of the school Easter holidays so the children could be safe at home and wouldn’t have to endure whispers in class about Mummy’s illness.

(Sparing them the agonies of embarrassment young William and Harry suffered at boarding school when Charles and Diana were getting divorced.)

It’s not easy to protect your children when their grandfather is the King and their father his heir.

The Prince and Princess of Wales have always been concerned to make things as normal, as Middleton, as possible, for their young family; this is their toughest test yet.

Was there more than a hint of rebuke in the Princess’s carefully measured words for a media that really has shown neither patience nor “understanding” since she disappeared from public view to have abdominal surgery?

She could be forgiven for being furious. (Believe me, many of us are furious on her behalf.)

“William and I have been doing everything we can to process and manage this privately for the sake of our young family,” she said pointedly.

“As you can imagine, this has taken time. It has taken me time to recover from major surgery in order to start my treatment.

But, most importantly, it has taken us time to explain everything to George, Charlotte and Louis in a way that is appropriate for them, and to reassure them that I am going to be OK.”

“Back off,” she was saying in the politest possible way, “leave me and my kids alone.”

Of course, she needed time to come to terms with the shattering blow of having a life-threatening illness and three children under 10. Every mother’s nightmare.

But time is one thing the vultures and conspiracy theorists were not prepared to give her.

In the vacuum Kensington Palace foolishly allowed to develop, the vilest rumours flourished.

Had she undergone cosmetic surgery? Wasn’t she just slacking? Why wasn’t William taking up more duties to relieve his sick father?

Had Catherine left William? Was it a lookalike pictured with William at a Windsor farm shop?

The gossip went global, causing universal hysteria.

Imagine feeling as sick and scared as the Princess must have done, yet being under pressure to show yourself in order to disprove the lies and appease the baying online mob. It’s barbaric.

I hope those who made such disgusting comments are burning with shame today now that we know the reason she hid away.

It wasn’t only ghouls with a conscience bypass who were trying to fill the gaps in the story.

Theories also came from people who adore the Royal family and were deeply worried for the absent Princess. We love and respect her so much.

Incredibly, in a poll earlier this month, the recuperating Princess still managed to emerge as the most popular royal, narrowly ahead of her husband.

Despite the slurry of accusations – not least the appalling claim in an early draft of a book by Omid Scobie (media snitch), that she was one of the two alleged “royal racists” who speculated on the baby’s likely skin colour – their figures are broadly unchanged since a previous poll in 2023.

Never Put a Foot Wrong is said so often it’s practically the definition of her.

Turns out there may be stresses and strains to appearing always in control, to aiming for perfection, that can eat away at a sensitive person not born to be royal.

Catherine says her job brings her joy; it must also have caused worry (such remorseless spotlight scrutiny).

We should reflect on that, I think. On what it’s reasonable to expect from one human being who expects so much of herself.

How the Princess came to win such a large place in British people’s hearts is better than any fairy tale.

Bullied at school, the quiet, sporty brunette was famous for her record-breaking high jump and tenacious character.

She had blossomed by the time she met William in their first term at St Andrew’s.

At 29, when they finally exchanged vows in Westminster Abbey, she was the first royal bride to have a university degree; the first to have lived with her husband before marriage; the first to be raised in a house that had a street number instead of a fancy name and a moat with swans.

As second in line to the throne, William was expected to pick his princess from a select group of well-bred young fillies.

Hot favourites included Davina Duckworth-Chad and one Isabella Amaryllis Charlotte Anstruther-Gough-Calthorpe.

Enough hyphens to make plain Catherine Middleton of Bucklebury, Berkshire, feel a little inadequate, you might think.

Except that, when a friend at university told Catherine how lucky she was to be going out with Prince William, a smiling Catherine replied: “He’s lucky to have me.”

The years have proved her right, haven’t they?

The death of Diana left William a damaged, stubborn and angry young man, acutely aware he was a prisoner of fate and railing at the media who pursued his mother.

Catherine has calmed him, rebuilding trust while providing the regular family life he had never known.

She has grown brilliantly into the role and the Waleses are a formidable team, lighting up any event they enter.

Now, it is his turn to soothe and calm her, although he must be deeply worried.

“Having William by my side is a great source of comfort and reassurance too, as is the love, support and kindness that has been shown by so many of you. It means so much to us both,” she said.

The King was right to salute his daughter-in-law for her courage. Imagine what it takes to first tell your small children you have cancer and then tell the whole world.

She did it so naturally, so sweetly, with such great empathy for others with that cruel disease that no one could possibly guess what it cost her. But it cost her.

She has told George, Charlotte and Louis that Mummy is well, and getting better, but the only way she will make a full recovery is if she’s left alone as she completes her treatment.

Will the vultures listen? Will they give her the time she needs or go back pecking for more?

Millions of us are praying for the return to health of our wonderful Princess of Wales. She has all our support and love.

A Britain without her is unthinkable, unbearable. Take your time, Princess, take your time.

💙🌹💙

#Princess of Wales #Catherine Princess of Wales #Catherine Middleton #Kate Middleton #British Royal Family #cancer #chemotherapy

[skamenglishsubs]

Actual Royals dropping the ball on PR

So, one criticism of season 3 of Young Royals so far is how the court just ignored Simon, didn't offer media training, didn't offer security, and basically had the new PR person tell Wilhelm to tell Simon to stop posting shit on social media.

A lot of people think this is extremely unrealistic, of course a smooth media machine like the royal court would be prepared for something like this and have the resources and social media managers to stay on top of this and control the narrative, etc.

MEANWHILE, in the real world, in the UK, today, it's absolutely fucking amateur hour over at Kensington Palace!

The Princess of Wales has been notably absent this year for undisclosed health reasons, which is fine. However, they're pretending that everything is fine, and for mother's day they released a photo of her and her three kids, big smiles, happy family, yada yada.

Except the photo was painfully obviously photoshopped, it had been badly edited for no apparent reason. British media picked up on this immediately and refused to publish the picture. And when trying to control the damage, they released the following tweet:

😱😬🤡

Are we supposed to believe that Kate herself took the picture, and edited it herself before releasing it? That's beyond ludicrous. And that's the story they're sticking to? What PR person approved this? Are they so out of touch that they don't understand how stupid this looks?

"The plot in Young Royals isn't realistic!"

Sorry, the clowns at Kensington Palace just proved you wrong by doing something even stupider.

#young royals #young royals season 3 #yr s3 spoilers