Funny story a couple of days ago I was sitting around thinking about a part in a fic where the only thing I could think of was Harry recognizing Louis’ ass from a swim meet and I couldn’t for the LIFE of me remember the fic. And tonight I got the urge to reread devil in the deep blue sea and surprise surprise. Anyway just wanted to laugh at myself and let you know how much I love this fic 💕💕💕
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Okay hear me out.
Fae!Eddie Au where Steve starts finding pretty little rocks everywhere. It doesn’t feel right to him to just get rid of them so he keeps them displayed on his fireplace. Unknowing that he accepting gifts from a fae and what it implies. Cue Eddie becoming possessive of his little human, throwing temper tantrums whenever he leaves what is now *their* home.
Oh I am LISTENING and I am listening HARD. PLEASE tell me MORE!!!
Jealous eddie???? Confused steve coming home to find his things have been moved to slightly the wrong place he left them in? After a weekend away he comes back to clothes he swear he put in the dryer being sopping wet in the washing machine and dyed pink from a red shirt he swear he didn’t put in there????
Fae!eddie feeling bad after so when Steve is getting ready early in the morning to head to work eddie moves the shoes steve was about to trip over and cools his coffee down to his perfect drinking temperature. He places a safety ward over him before he leaves
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I've come with another gift
Jax being all smug shgjhgjgfh and my sona flapping her little wings!! 🥺
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Not an ask.
Took a deep dive on tf2 in 2019, thought Pyro would end up as my fav (all mystery, bouncy and funny) but it was Engi with his bare-bones comic features and short stature that caught my heart. I dont know why i love this little guy, couldn't explain even if my life was on the line.
And. Just now, keeping myself feed on tumblr content and seeing this account saying that: Sylvester would be my favorite animal ever [pangolin]!!!
(even though i would be a cow or moose given the choice)
It just... really brings a smile to my face and light to my heart. So, i guess thank you, and GIDDY UP LITTLE METAL MAN[n] thanks for the interactions and little tidbits.
(Tf2 also helped me learn to learn english, so, this mensage is brought to you on Mann-co readable quality <:D)
Kisses X ~ ( on my country-state you should end social chatting with a kiss on the cheek ^3^ or a hug \o/ )
-SP.O
OHHH THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!!! THAT MEANS SO MUCH TO ME. UR SO SWEET /GEN
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For the ask game : 💛🐰🙃
💖 ASK GAME 💖
💛 Do you have any piercings?
I do! I have both my ears pierced. I am planning on getting two daith piercings for migraines this year. I'm just looking for a good shop to go to. I've also promised myself that I'd get a belly button piercing when I get in shape.
🐰 What do you think says the most about a person?
Definitely how they treat animals and wait staff. That quote about how we treat people who can do nothing for us in return speaks to our character is certainly true. Our capability for selflessness and our capability for empathy are intrinsically connected.
🙃 What’s a weird fact that you know?
Sugar gliders are actually possums.
I know most people already know this. But. It gets me every. Time.
Possums are so near and dear to me, and sugar gliders are so sweet and cute. But for some reason, I never remember they're related.
Also 1 in every 2 million lobsters is blue! Lobsters are also on the list of at-risk marine life that are being over-fished and negatively impacted by the fishing industry.
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Oh…. Well, it’s over for Crunchyroll I guess
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ZOMBIELAND: DOUBLE TAP (2019)
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"Every time someone steps up and says who they are the world becomes a better, more interesting place." 🫶🏳️🌈
My tribute to Andre Braugher, thank you for Captain Raymond Holt ❤️✨
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"i have to water the shitbird wait a minute"
"prosper stupid poultry"
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The best piece of advice I ever got was not meant as advice, but as an edict. If I was going to threaten people as a joke, it had to be so far out of proportion with what happened that it would be obvious I was joking. This changed how I expressed frustration with others. It then changed how I expressed frustration with myself.
Not “I’m going to hit you” but “I am going to buy a tuna sub from the gas station and hide it under the seat of your car”
Not “I’m going to kill myself” but “I am going to walk into the desert and let the scarabs take me”
The other side then happened. When I mess something up, instead of saying it’s bad and perpetuating negative thoughts, swing hard the other way.
Not “this art is terrible” but “this shall be framed and mounted on the wall in my museum exhibition as testament to the suffering I had to overcome”
Have been doing this since high school. It was my drama teacher who asked me to please stop scaring the actors. The other half of the edict was that I had to say it in a polite tone, and end it with either please or thank you.
Life changing. 10/10 Mr Muëller. Highly reccomend.
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be free!!
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"fuck it we ball" is for stress about the future "it is what it is" is for stress about the past and "this too shall pass" is for stress about the present thank you for coming to my TED talk
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god bless
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my record player is cheap as shit and the needle keeps skipping so i put a tiny pig on it as an arm weight
it’s lighter than a coin and working perfectly so i’m just gonna. not bother the pig
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