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nuclearanomaly · 11 months
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“I can’t offer much in the way of entertainment”
> Are you sure about that?
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redspringstudio · 5 months
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From everyone at Red Spring, thank you for being here and supporting our small team with a big dream! 🤍 We are so deeply grateful for you!
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peachypizzicato · 2 years
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cant wait for the father/the son/the holy spirit splatfest
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rosynova · 2 months
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(first off, i'm so sorry about the quality, i've been fighting tumblr for 2 hours trying to fix it and it doesn't want to work with me :') please click on the pics for better resolution!)
so ever since reading this ask from @blank-house i've had this little scenario in my head because of jamie's bit, and i've finally gotten the chance to sketch it out :>
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moonilit · 4 months
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😭😭😭😭 what do you mean by that dchhkgfxhjn
But I also appreciate how like the dev team keep bringing kaeya for all these testing like he is one of them, how many kaeya screen tutorials have i seen so far
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championsandheroes · 2 years
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As much as I love the stone formations in the Hinterlands, I don't think I love them so much that I'd actually want to sleep among them if it meant it was right next to a very territorial dragon. Still, not the worst thing that the inquisition's agents have done to me. Looking at you, requisition officer...
The requisition officer is banned from Patreon, society6, and redbubble. It’s ok, relax, take your time, they won’t mess up your quest list.
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pommmec · 11 months
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Themis
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zorlok-if · 2 years
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If the ROs were getting married what do they wear? (Or wear when attending a wedding, if they don’t want to get married)
Monday ❤️ Thank you so much for this ask! Thinking about this made me extremely happy. Breaking this up into two parts because of the image limits (here's the second half) 😊
Dev
Would agree to get married
Dev would either wear a tight, black suit with a black button up (top few buttons left undone) or a simple yet incredibly sexy white gown. Either way, xe's sticking to xyr, could be a character in a James Bond film aesthetic.
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EJ
Would love nothing more than to get married
EJ is either wearing some kind of long, flowing, almost bohemian-inspired dress with floral patterns on it, either in lace or applique. Their dress also probably has some sheer fabrics and those satin buttons. Or EJ is wearing a lighter-colored three-piece suit with some fun splashes of color.
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Adam / Eve
Would love to get married
Adam would wear a very classic, well-tailored suit. Eve would wear a dramatic, bright red gown probably in a silk or satin fabric.
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Lucía
Would get married
Lucía's wearing a hot ass suit. How much she ends up wearing formal she should look is a decision she'd leave up to her partner.
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termagax · 9 months
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sorry. oh my god i think im done now. i want him so bad im gonna go think about cutting his hair and helping him get dressed with his stupid fucking crotch framing belts. goodnight.
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nicodaws · 1 year
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DOUGIE I LOVE YOU THANK YOU
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pikkish · 2 years
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Jupiter Hell headcanons. Giv.
Headcanons? Plural? HECK YEAH DON'T MIND IF I DO
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^^^also putting the cinematic trailer here bc its good and more people should watch it (and then go buy the game and play it for hours and give it a good review)
anyway yes I have lots of headcanons about this game and since I'm basically the only one posting about it here on tumblr there's no one to contradict me on them. also a lot of them parallel and/or contrast with Doom headcanons, since JH is largely inspired by Doom.
For starters, the CRI isn't inherently evil like the UAC. I mean, they definitely have problems, what with the Callisto mines being run primarily by prisoner labor, and the primary funder of the CRI being the us military so their main focus is war weapons, so they're just as twisted as any major government funded war profiteering company, but they're not actively going "hee hoo lets sacrifice our own employees in cult rituals to Hell for ~SCIENCE!~" They just went "Woah whats this funny pentagram thing buried in the heart of Europa? WOAH ITS A PORTAL TO IO!! SICK WE CAN INSTANTANEOUSLY TRAVEL BETWEEN MOONS hey wait there's another one here on Io YOOOOOO IS THIS A SPACE STATION INSIDE JUPITER??? WE SHOULD TOTALLY INVESTIGATE THIS!" And then it turned out it was a portal to Hell and they accidentally started the demonic invasion. Tough luck, guys.
As for the protagonist, JupeGuy, or Mark Taggart, as is his default name for each run, I like to think that for all his flippant, snarky comments throughout the game, he's actually a relatively sane, levelheaded character, especially compared to Doomguy. This is mostly inspired by the fact that, once you get to the Dante Station levels, he stops with all the silly snarky voicelines and gets a lot more serious and solemn in reacting to things, but there are a few other points that work well with the headcanon. He uses cover when fighting, he can actually pick up a medkit and store it in his backpack for later use instead of either using it immediately or leaving it behind, he can modify and repair weapons and armor, he can gather intel on what's ahead and plan which route he wants to take based on that intel, and he doesn't just go charging at the final boss screaming ferally (unless you're playing a melee build.) He's like Doomguy's smarter, more wary cousin!
He 100% did go to The Pit on Europa, and he did pet Rexio, and now he has a funny puppy that's like five feet taller than him and will maul anything that looks at him mean. Let the man have his pet hellhound.
Also speaking of pets, solely because Doomguy has Daisy, I headcanon JupeGuy also likes small, flluffy animals, though he tends more toward birds, specifically budgies. He had a little green budgie with a yellow head named Spinach.
Ok, just one more headcanon, though this one takes a bit of explaining: there's a secret level in JH called Purgatory, and it is... punishing, both to survive, and just to get to.
First, in order to get to it, you very much have to know what you're doing. First, you have to go to a specific branch on Callisto, which is the first moon you're on. If you miss it, you're out of luck. on each floor you have to close a portal within a pretty short time limit, which usually means tanking damage from all the enemies between it and you, and again, this is early-game, so you're relatively low level and don't exactly have the stats to be tanking like that. Then, you have to close two of these portals, minimum, when at maximum, there only are three portals, and sometimes, there are only two to begin with, depending on where the branch entrance is.
So if you manage to do that, you'll be given the "Demonic Attunment" status, which... well! It's entire description is just "Unknown," so it doesn't really give you a whole lot to go on! But, if you can make it to the branch special level and successfully fight off a handful of archreavers- essentially JH's equivalent of Barons of Hell- then so long as you have a high enough rank of Demonic Attunement, you can hit a handful of pillars in the right order (an upside down star, of course) to open the portal to Purgatory, which doesn't sound so difficult in theory, but those pillars are the only cover you get from the archreavers in the entire arena, and if you accidentally bump one out of order while seeking shelter from the archreavers, then you're out of luck, you can't open the portal.
BUT, if you do get everything right, and you go through the portal, congratulations! you have a whole new set of problems to worry about! For one thing, Purgatory is jam packed with late game enemies, and you're still using early game gear, maybe with a few buffs if the loot in the Callisto Anomaly was good. For another, Purgatory is a liminal space, and going up and then right does not take you to the same place as if you go right and then up, so it's very easy to get lost. And the final icing on the cake? You gain the "Catharsis" status, the description for which reads, "You've witnessed the Purgatory. Some wounds will never heal, and you're less motivated to learn from new experiences."
How does that translate to game mechanics? the "less motivated to learn" means you permanently get 20% less experience for killing enemies, so you level a lot slower, and "some wounds never heal" means that every time you go through one of the teleporters to the next room, you permanently lose a few points off your maximum health.
So what's the reward for going to Purgatory aside from the challenge of it, fighting the secret boss battle, and unlocking the second, harder hardest mode? Well, see, Jupiter Hell is a roguelike game, so all of the loot and weapons you get are randomized. But if you know the route- and I do mean really know the route, because again, going right and up is not the same as up then right, and the health loss applies when backtracking, too- you can get your pick of any of the unique weapons in the game, of which, in a non-purgatory run that goes to all three possible special levels, you are normally only guaranteed to get one unique, and a random one that may not work at all with your build. But in Purgatory, if you can survive there and back, you can get any of them that you want.
Now, the unique weapons are great and all, but if you know what you're doing, you can beat the game without one. So what's an even more powerful weapon, or perhaps, a more powerful defense against Hell itself, that which does its utmost to rip all the joy and hope and love out of you? What could possibly let you knowingly stand against and fight Hell itself like that?
Here's where the actual headcanon starts, because my answer is apathy.
Or, the achievement of catharsis.
Knowing that you're going to bleed forever, knowing that your achievements don't actually amount to all that much, knowing that you are going to go to Hell, choosing to go to Hell, and being okay with that. Being at peace with that. Because how can you truly be affected by misery and suffering if you have already made peace with your situation?
So I think that JupeGuy figured out pretty quickly that he was fighting demons and realized he wouldn't be going home, but to Hell instead. I don't know how he knew to get to Purgatory, since, like I said, it isn't readily apparent, but you pretty much need to know what you're doing in order to get there, so it was a conscious decision on his part. He chose to go there, chose to take up the burden of eternal pain, chose to lose the joy of learning new things, the excitement of life, he chose the horrible apathy of catharsis, all so that he could fight Hell itself and stop the invasion.
And I just think that's a terrible, awful, and incredibly interesting concept, of catharsis first being a bad thing, a painful thing, that only by knowingly, willingly choosing to bear that pain forever can one gain some meager benefit.
as a last note, here is the background music for Purgatory. I think it is absolutely terrifying and also sometimes I will listen to it on repeat and think about JupeGuy.
(I had to record this myself by sitting in the level and taking a video then converting that video to mp3, because no one's put the ost up on youtube, I don't know if/where you can officially download it, and apparently JH uses a weird filetype that I could not for the life of me find a tutorial on how to rip the soundfiles for. So idk if that's its actual name or what.)
#pikspeak#jupiter hell#thank u for asking me about jh i love it so much it is such a good game#i think you in particular would actually really like it. it feel very very much like classic doom to me#albeit with more stat management and reading and such#but it actually plays so SO fast for a turn based game#and has only marginally more lore than classic doom does#the vast majority of which is entirely just flavor text#which means there is SO much room for making up your own stuff lol#ive actually been thinking about a JHxModern Doom crossover au for a while now#in which doomguy and jupeguy are brothers and end up fending off their respective hell invasions at roughly the same time#and then things get funny while dg is in argent dnur and later when jupeguy gets back to earth#im sure ill talk about that sooner or later if people wanna hear it#also it was made by a small dev team and theyre still actively updating it even a year after launch#like the full game is definitely there but the devs are still adding the stuff from like#kickstarter goals that werent initially reached in the original kickstart#and i hopped on the discord a while back and everyone there is so nice#i was actually able to reach/beat the purgatory boss bc of tips they gave me#and they have a channel for posting your death/victory logs and#even though most of the ones people put there are like their super hardcore victories#both times ive put my little medium difficulty victories in there people have congratulated me#also i see the lead dev in the discord all the time especially in the bug report channel and the design suggestion channel#helping people troubleshoot and talking with them about their ideas for the game#basically what im saying is that its a super awesome game AND the devs seem super cool too#you should definitely play it. and let me know what you think of it if you do!!#we could yell at each other about ANOTHER silly stupid space marine...!
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klondii78 · 1 year
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i think everyone in the pizza tower fandom has seen whats been going down about mcpig, and i feel like i need to add my reaction/response to it (or i would feel guilty). i do not in any way support mcpig. i cant say anything on the antisemitism or racism or generally anything mcpig has done because i am not a part of the groups that were targeted, but i recognize that people of those groups were harmed by the depictions in the game. i will, however, still be "active" (if you can say that hahaha) in the fandom and play the game (theres no way for me to refund it at this point, its complicated), but i am more aware of the problems in the game. i believe art can be separated from the artist, as long as the artists harmful intent is not the main point of the game. this is just my opinion, and if you disagree feel free to block or distance yourself from me, or even debate me. i hope changes are made to the offensive designs, and i hope mcpig has changed his ways and apologizes. sorry for the heavy post, again, i would feel guilty if i had not done this.
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cognitiveinequality · 2 years
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A small offering to the Tumblr gods for returning FULL NOTE COUNTS to my desktop dashboard tonight like a goddamned miracle.... 😭  they are most welcome and I hope they stay
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persephinae · 4 months
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man fuck Hasbro and fuck all these CEO's laying off game devs fr
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EDIT BECAUSE PEOPLE AREN'T FUCKING READING THE ARTICLE:
Larian merely licensed the IP from the studio and proved to the world that they made a great game
They do not own dnd. Hasbro does.
You may pirate dnd materials but it's not Larian's fault that Harbro fired 1100 people from their dnd department.
Please read the article.
I only mentioned game devs as well because over 6500 game devs have been laid off this year from various studios FOR THE SAME REASONS
Please do NOT pirate Larian, an independent studio with NO ties to AAA publishers. That they made such an incredible and creative game is a testament to not being beholden to shareholders and CEO's who don't know or care about the people who create the things they sell
Go burn down Hasbro's offices
Thank you
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alsaurus-loves-dean · 6 months
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#last week my lead was like. Al i want you to support [junior engineer switched onto our app] as he writes his first test on our framework#and i was like okay cool i havent worked on the framework in so long because of spreadsheet hell#so i spent the week refactoring my old tests that i wrote pre-framework to use the framework#and just kept myself available for junior engineer's questions#this week we roll up to our meeting and its like okay how is everyone doing!#and the junior engineer is 'halfway done' with the page object model for his test....... the page object model#the. the page object model. the part that he is familiar with. the part that he already has worked with#for at least a year now. 💀#so in my head I'm like okay. its a new app for him. new project. xcode sucks and our app's dev team has a specialized architecture#so it can be hard to set up#so i slack him like. hey here is the POM i had to write last week for the page you're testing#AND here is part of the new framework i also had to write for it (my tests arent on that page but use that page for the teardown#and hes like. oh thanks i'll pull this branch and build from it. and I'm like. wait... he said he had his POM halfway finished?#i hate the grind so I'm not gonna actually say that to him lmao. i respect a lazy worker 100%#but I'm still over here like ... I have to 'support' this guy 💀 i am going to have to do like. alllll the heavy lifting for him#i respect a lazy worker but i don't enjoy when that laziness makes MY job harder. and hey maybe he's not even lazy#maybe he just needs some help! and i love teaching! so im gonna change all my plans for the week to pivot to supporting him!#HOPEFULLY HE ACTUALLY WANTS TO LEARN 🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞
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hazelplaysgames · 6 months
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Aigis is scripted to be last. and... i think all i can really think about is when i played Cyber Sleuth last year, and Hacker's Memory. i played the yellow game first, had a blast, loved the characters and mechanics, and then played the blue game. and the tears just keep on coming.
in the months between queuing this(mid-August) and adding this little addition(mid-October), i got into a little gacha game, and i think i can understand what Aigis means more about having someone to take care of ever more now. i'll say, i like the story in Blue Archive a lot more than i ever expected too.
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