#teomitl/acatl

[notapaladin]

Acatl: Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.

Teomitl: What a stupid fucking quote. I’m killing way more than two people, idiot.

Nezahual: On a journey of revenge, dig n+1 graves. If your enemy leaves heading northbound at 60 km/s and y-

#incorrect obsblood quotes #obsidian and blood #acatl #teomitl #nezahual

[intheyellowandgreen]

Open Your Arms (Let Me Fall Right In)

Obsidian and Blood (Obsblood). Teomitl/Acatl. Words: 100. 

Series: Hundred Word Drabbles

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[notapaladin]

Acatl: Teomitl messed up, he did. But blowing your top off at him isn’t going to help anything.

Mihmatini: You don’t know, Acatl, it might.

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[notapaladin]

Teomitl: I just realized something. I had a bad childhood.

Acatl: Yeah, I know.

Teomitl: What do you mean you know?

Acatl: Look at you.

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[notapaladin]

Acatl: May I get you anything to drink, Teomitl?

Teomitl: The tears of our enemies wrenched from their bodies as their bones are crushed.

Acatl: We have jasmine tea.

Teomitl: Oh, jasmine. Yes please.

#incorrect obsblood quotes #obsidian and blood #teomitl #source: the librarians #acatl

[notapaladin]

Acatl: I'd live for you.

Teomitl: Isn't it 'die for you'?

Acatl: If there is one thing that is keeping me alive right now that thing is you.

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[notapaladin]

Teomitl: Motherfucker is here.

Acatl: How am I supposed to tell them apart if you call every High Priest and council member 'motherfucker'?

(Acatl steps outside to see Quenami)

Acatl: Oh it's this motherfucker.

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[notapaladin]

Mihmatini: It’s funny how well you and Acatl get along. Didn’t he hate you at first?

Teomitl: Acatl-tzin hates everybody at first. It’s his way of reaching out to people.

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[notapaladin]

Teomitl: i’m having second thoughts

Acatl: you had first thoughts??

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[notapaladin]

Acatl: Hey, that car behind us is trying to merge.

Teomitl: I know.

Acatl: So why won't you let them?

Teomitl: They cut us off TWICE earlier. I am NOT helping them now.

Acatl: Do you HAVE to choose honor before reason in traffic?

Teomitl: Yes.

#incorrect obsblood quotes #obsidian and blood #acatl #teomitl #source: foxes in love

[notapaladin]

Acatl: What if i made chocolate with more chocolate instead of water?

Teomitl: *wide eyed, moving the pot away*

Teomitl: What if you didn’t?

Teomitl: When was the last time you slept?

Acatl, half-delirious: When I sleep is between me and when Lord Death decides my body should collapse.

(In the underworld)

Mictlantecuhtli: *has important information for Acatl*

Mictlantecuhtli: I’m begging you GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP!!

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[notapaladin]

Teomitl: If I ever accidentally hurt Mihmatini again, I wouldn’t be able to sleep at night.

Teomitl: Partly because I’d feel guilty; mostly because I‘d know Acatl would be coming for my head.

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[notapaladin]

Teomitl: Don’t move, you’ve lost a lot of blood.

Acatl: What are you talking about? I didn’t lose blood...It’s right there, on the floor.

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[notapaladin]

Xahuia: So I killed. So I maimed. So I destroyed one innocent life after another.

Xahuia: Aren't I a person?

Xahuia: Don't I yearn and ache and shop?

Xahuia: Don't I deserve love... and jewelry?

Acatl and Teomitl: [unfazed]

Nezahual: [nodding, deeply touched]

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[notapaladin]

Acatl: You've been quiet.

Teomitl: We've both had a terrible day and I don't want to fight.

Acatl: Why would we fight? I don't want to fight either.

Teomitl: Hold on...

Teomitl: If I don't want to fight and YOU don't want to fight, who's going to start the fight?

Acatl: People don't have to fight. We can just be sad. People can have bad days in peace.

Teomitl: ...Oh.

Acatl: ...Wait, how is this a new concept to you?

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[notapaladin]

Acatl: How old are you?

Teomitl: 17

Acatl: How long have you been 17?

Teomitl: 10 months. Do you wanna come to my birthday party?!

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