#mihmatini

[notapaladin]

Acatl: Teomitl messed up, he did. But blowing your top off at him isn’t going to help anything.

Mihmatini: You don’t know, Acatl, it might.

#incorrect obsblood quotes #acatl #teomitl #mihmatini #source: bob's burgers

[notapaladin]

Mihmatini: It’s funny how well you and Acatl get along. Didn’t he hate you at first?

Teomitl: Acatl-tzin hates everybody at first. It’s his way of reaching out to people.

#incorrect obsblood quotes #obsidian and blood #acatl #teomitl #mihmatini

[notapaladin]

Teomitl: If I ever accidentally hurt Mihmatini again, I wouldn’t be able to sleep at night.

Teomitl: Partly because I’d feel guilty; mostly because I‘d know Acatl would be coming for my head.

#incorrect obsblood quotes #obsidian and blood #acatl #mihmatini #teomitl

[notapaladin]

Mihmatini, about Teomitl: Look at that face! How can anyone spend all day with that face and not fall in love?? Acatl: Well, at some point the face starts talking.

#acatl #teomitl #mihmatini #incorrect obsblood quotes #obsidian and blood

[notapaladin]

Mihmatini: I swear to god I'm the only one here with a braincell.

Acatl and Teomitl: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!

#mihmatini #teomitl #acatl #incorrect obsblood quotes #obsidian and blood

[notapaladin]

Mihmatini: [worried] Are you guys okay? Tell me you’re okay!

Acatl: We’re fine.

Neutemoc: We’re okay.

Mihmatini: Oh, good.

[Mihmatini grabs them by the ear]

Mihmatini: THEN WHAT WERE YOU TWO KNUCKLEHEADS THINKING?!

#incorrect obsblood quotes #acatl #neutemoc #mihmatini #obsidian and blood

[notapaladin]

Teomitl: I've been thinking-

Mihmatini: Oh gods...

Teomitl: -and I think we should get married.

Mihmatini: That is the greatest thing that has ever come out of your mouth.

#acatl #mihmatini #incorrect obsblood quotes #obsidian and blood

[notapaladin]

Teomitl: My only talent is being stress.

Mihmatini: Don't you mean stressed?

Teomitl: *Thinks of all the mischief he got in and how Acatl reacted*

Teomitl: No.

#incorrect obsblood quotes #obsidian and blood #acatl #teomitl #mihmatini

[notapaladin]

Mihmatini: You called Acatl and not me?

Teomitl: Well, when you have a crazy idea, you don't call the voice of reason.

#incorrect obsblood quotes #obsidian and blood #acatl #teomitl #mihmatini

[notapaladin]

Mihmatini: Look me in the eyes and tell me you don’t have feelings for Teomitl.

Acatl, staring lovingly at Teomitl from across the room: I don’t have feelings for that troublemaker.

Mihmatini: First of all, your eyes are nowhere near mine--

#incorrect obsblood quotes #obsidian and blood #acatl #teomitl #teocatl #mihmatini

[notapaladin]

Mihmatini: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?

Teomitl: Stop romanticizing the past.

#incorrect obsblood quotes #obsidian and blood #teomitl #mihmatini

[notapaladin]

Mihmatini, to Teomitl: I say this with love, but...

Mihmatini: It’s crazy you haven’t been murdered yet.

Teomitl: I know right?!

#incorrect obsblood quotes #obsidian and blood #teomitl #mihmatini

[notapaladin]

Acatl: No one is judging you. It's completely understandable. Teomitl is cute and funny and sorta stupid but in an endearing way.

Mihmatini: I'm not in love with Teomitl but I'm starting to think you are.

#incorrect obsblood quotes #obsidian and blood #acatl #mihmatini #teomitl #teocatl

[notapaladin]

Teomitl: So, like, if i asked you out--

Mihmatini: Bitch, if?

Teomitl, sweating:

Teomitl: When I ask yo--

#incorrect obsblood quotes #obsidian and blood #teomitl #mihmatini #mihmitl

[notapaladin]

Mihmatini, to Acatl and Teomitl: I love you both, but you two are the most emotionally ill-equipped individuals in the history of relationships.

#incorrect obsblood quotes #obsidian and blood #acatl #teomitl #teocatl #mihmatini #source: how i met your mother

[notapaladin]

Mihmatini: Wait, what just happened?

Teomitl: I don’t know. I think Acatl’s not used to feeling emotions. Maybe it was too much for him.

Acatl, far away: Shut up!

#incorrect obsblood quotes #obsidian and blood #acatl #teomitl #mihmatini