#teocatl

[notapaladin]

Acatl: I'd live for you.

Teomitl: Isn't it 'die for you'?

Acatl: If there is one thing that is keeping me alive right now that thing is you.

#incorrect obsblood quotes #obsidian and blood #acatl #teomitl #teocatl

[canela575]

Barrio Bravo

#tepito mx #teocatl-tepiton #la flaca #la santa muerte

[notapaladin]

Acatl: You've been quiet.

Teomitl: We've both had a terrible day and I don't want to fight.

Acatl: Why would we fight? I don't want to fight either.

Teomitl: Hold on...

Teomitl: If I don't want to fight and YOU don't want to fight, who's going to start the fight?

Acatl: People don't have to fight. We can just be sad. People can have bad days in peace.

Teomitl: ...Oh.

Acatl: ...Wait, how is this a new concept to you?

#incorrect obsblood quotes #obsidian and blood #acatl #teomitl #teocatl #source: foxes in love

[notapaladin]

oh my god you guys i am ROLLING i am on the FLOOR i am INCOHERENT

so i’ve been talking to this person on reddit, right, and they are also obsessed with obsblood (yay!) but they say “I'm not into the idea of Acatl and Teomitl making out tho, Acatl is like twice Teomitl's age“...except they’re also still making their way through book 3. which means that as they keep reading I get to read gems like

“Also, i want to make it clear, i do not ship teomitl and acatl like at all, not even a little bit lol But in a world in which i do, i would say that teomitl do have kind of a daddy kink tho”

to which i naturally reply YEAH HE SURE DOES HAVE A LOT TO UNPACK THERE

and “And the tenderness of the line "I'm asking this as one man to another" is unparalleled“ (YEAH WE BEEN KNEW)

AND THEN

THEN

THEY FINISH THE BOOK

AND I GET TO READ WITH MY EYEBALLS

this was SEVERAL hours ago and i am just sitting here wheezing like...girl if you think this now, before reading my fics...........

i wouldn’t be surprised at a new crewmate is what i’m saying

#obsidian and blood #teocatl

[notapaladin]

Acatl: Seriously, Teomitl, how many people would you have killed if I asked you to?

Teomitl: That's not important.

Acatl: I DISAGREE-

#incorrect obsblood quotes #obsidian and blood #acatl #teomitl #teocatl

[notapaladin]

Teomitl: Why are you looking at me like that?

Acatl: Like what?

Teomitl: Like...I’m your everything.

Acatl: I don’t know...how else to look at you.

#incorrect obsblood quotes #obsidian and blood #acatl #teomitl #teocatl

[notapaladin]

Teomitl: Oooh~ You came back quicker than expected! Did you really miss me that much?

Acatl: Don’t you ever get tired of teasing me?

Teomitl: With how adorable you look when you’re angry? Never.

#incorrect obsblood quotes #obsidian and blood #acatl #teomitl #teocatl

[notapaladin]

Ichtaca: You’re in love with Teomitl-tzin, aren’t you?

Acatl: I never said that. You may have heard it. I may have thought it. It may be true. But I never said it.

#incorrect obsblood quotes #obsidian and blood #acatl #teomitl #teocatl #ichtaca

[notapaladin]

Teomitl: My boyfriend is an angel and makes me want to be a better person

Acatl: My boyfriend is crazy as fuck and is probably taking me to hell with him but it's alright because I'm already going to hell.

#incorrect obsblood quotes #obsidian and blood #acatl #teomitl #teocatl

[notapaladin]

Teomitl: Do you have feelings for me?

Acatl: Yeah, annoyance.

#incorrect obsblood quotes #obsidian and blood #acatl #teomitl #teocatl

[notapaladin]

Mihmatini: Look me in the eyes and tell me you don’t have feelings for Teomitl.

Acatl, staring lovingly at Teomitl from across the room: I don’t have feelings for that troublemaker.

Mihmatini: First of all, your eyes are nowhere near mine--

#incorrect obsblood quotes #obsidian and blood #acatl #teomitl #teocatl #mihmatini

[notapaladin]

Teomitl: Hmph, well, I don’t need you anyways!

Acatl: Oh yeah? Fine.

Teomitl: Fine.

Acatl: FINE!

Teomitl: FINE!

Teomitl:

Teomitl: Acatl...

Acatl: I love you too.

#incorrect obsblood quotes #obsidian and blood #acatl #teomitl #teocatl

[notapaladin]

Teomitl: Hmph, well, I don’t need you anyways!

Acatl: Oh yeah? Fine.

Teomitl: Fine.

Acatl: FINE!

Teomitl: FINE!

Teomitl:

Teomitl: Acatl...

Acatl: I love you too.

#incorrect obsblood quotes #obsidian and blood #acatl #teomitl #teocatl

[notapaladin]

Teomitl: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.

Acatl: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.

Teomitl: I said within reason, Acatl. How about I murder that guy?

Acatl: So murder is in reason, but proper self care isn't?

Teomitl: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?

#incorrect obsblood quotes #obsidian and blood #acatl #teomitl #teocatl

[notapaladin]

Acatl: No one is judging you. It's completely understandable. Teomitl is cute and funny and sorta stupid but in an endearing way.

Mihmatini: I'm not in love with Teomitl but I'm starting to think you are.

#incorrect obsblood quotes #obsidian and blood #acatl #mihmatini #teomitl #teocatl

[notapaladin]

Mihmatini, to Acatl and Teomitl: I love you both, but you two are the most emotionally ill-equipped individuals in the history of relationships.

#incorrect obsblood quotes #obsidian and blood #acatl #teomitl #teocatl #mihmatini #source: how i met your mother