#teach me your magic

[ask-chaosfam-neo]

WAIT aren’t you that kid from the Battle Nexus!? I used to watch the fights all the time when I was younger!!

yyyeppers, that’s me, the turmoil in the fle-

……What the fuck do you mean younger

#oc ask blog #askneoturmoil #how do you manage to make a 19 year old feel old even when they were a child at the time of the nexus transmissions #teach me your magic

[albaharu]

gale holding a sword its just so funny to me

#anyways maybe i woudl have the fuckign weave scene in my wyll origin game!!!!! if gale wasnt like!!! #“oh i would teach u magic...if only our bond was stronger” #gale i have u at maximun at the tieflin party what more do u want from me!!!! #cant believe i blocked myself by doing it too well... but thats ok im going with bae'zel... #the good people at the wyll discord are convincing me of #bladeweave #but this also can work as platonic so whatever floats your boat #wyll ravengard #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #bg3 #baldur's gate #baldur's gate iii #baldur's gate 3

[nadunacreates]

new Wednesday headcanon unlocked: she's a total troll and probably has a secret cell phone & twitter account squirreled away somewhere. 

How else would you explain that the same Wednesday who “refuses to be a slave to technology” and “doesn't have a phone” also knows, within hours of meeting, about the bad punctuation and grammar of Enid’s vlog, other than having watched it herself? Also, she says that Enid’s followers are “clearly imbeciles” who respond to Enid’s stories with “insipid little pictures” — which you would only find out about by stalking the comments. 

And how else could Wednesday look at Enid and immediately have “the following emojis come to mind: rope, shovel, hole”? Wednesday has to know that these are options in the emoji-catalog, which even I wouldn't have been able to tell you off the top of my head. 

TLDR: Wednesday's got us all fooled. Prove me wrong :D

Bonus: “if you're going to gossip about me, at least spell my name correctly.” Are these professional gossiping-standards you want to uphold there, Wednesday? Hm?

#wednesday #wednesday addams #wednesday hcs #wenclair #wednesday x enid #you don't absorb this kind knowledge just by co-existing with other teenagers in a high school do you? #and the fact that she uses enid's laptop to facetime tyler just confirms that for me #why would she give out her own number if enid's is right there? #oh and this is tagged wenclair because you know enid is going to find out #sooner or later #and she'll have a field day with it #especially the twitter account #i admit there's nothing to back me up there #but i imagine wednesday will immensely enjoy the ever-burning hellscape of that site #also these quotes are all from the first episode #i tried to get screen caps but i am literally unable to #netflix keeps blocking me no matter what i try :( #how do you all get the material for your gifs etc?? #teach me your magic ways #but i found this gif instead that's also nice #thanks! #and once again my tags are longer than the post #oops my bad #do with this headcanon what you will #and i'd love to hear your opinions! #i may be seeing things by now #because i'm procrastinating writing my fic by watching it again for the 3rd time #and a lot of my fic-canon has mixed with the actual canon for me oops #e.g. the twitter account. we will be seeing that one again ^^

[magpie-trinkets]

zacharias barnham visits the wrights

#eat your burger zacharias #inspired by the iconic eat your burgers apollo comic #phoenix KNOWS what he's doing. he's such a little shit #back on my bullshit of putting this guy in situations #i like to imagine that trucy and zach bond over stage performances (since yknow. zach was technically an actor. a thespian if you will) #and also trucy could teach him some innocent magic tricks that don't kill anybody (don't tell him about the whole gramarye deal) #i am /half joking of course #my reasoning is: if plvspw happens after AA 3-5 then while zach is figuring out his new life in and traveling phoenix is getting disbarred #why is “gramarye” so hard for me to write. i always write “grammayre” like huh? #my art #ms paint #ace attorney #plvspw

[ode-to-fury]

Obessed obsessed Obsessed with my hc that Tav as a sorcerer has never had anyone teach her magic by definition. Over the course of her life/adventures she had to sort of figure it out and go with whatever and sort of learn from whoever she was around that could do magic (which I think is actually a lot rarer in Faerûn than many a dnd character would have us believe) so its like a hodge podge thrown together mess of spells and weird words and gestures that don’t really make sense (because sorcerers cast with charisma so its more about belief that the spell will work) and then Gale mister ‘composer of the Weave’ himself who loves illusion magic because it lets him be whatever he wants and do whatever he wants putting his hands over hers and moving her fingers in the correct way and teaching her the words to say so little illusory butterflies float across the camp and telling her why these specific things have this specific result and finally letting her learn magic just for the fun of it instead of for survival-

#magic as a tool vs magic as an interest #imagine sort of being scared of this uncontrollable talent you have your whole life cause you know youre faling it the whole time #and then someone finally fucking teaches you how to use it properly #they make me insane your honour im sorry #wildweave #bg3 #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #gale/tav

[daydreaming-in-daisies]

purp.alpaca

#uploads #pretty girls #black girls #nyla san #nyla lueeth #black girl beauty #black girl aesthetic #black girl magic #purp.alpaca #hair #save #pretty black girls #makeup #love her #she's literally perfect #nyla please teach me your flawlessness

[musubiki]

this and also she ends every fact with the phrase “verified” or “real science fact” so everyone is like oh shes DEFINATELY full of shit and then its all true LMFAOOOO

#coco turning from the most punk ass lazy student to the only one who went to college #everyone is extremely supportive #[going on a magic adventure] (okay but we have to be back before tuesday because cocos final is due at midnight) #marshal broke her laptop once and they went OFF on him #(ALL HER ESSAYS ARE ON THERE!!!) #i think she would be a business major #lime: ofc you go to college and pick the most basic bitch major there is #coco: at least its actually gonna let me HELP mochi instead of taking up space being moody all the time (lime) #(says a random fact) and everyone: (thats not true) #coco: it is a took a class on it once. real science fact #the only side effect is that coco and mochi now occasionally fight about historical facts #because what they teach in the central kingdoms educational ciriculum is different from whats written in mochis spell history books #(who are you gonna believe--the kingdom that charges you 100000000 dollars per class or your best friend who can literally make things poof #out of thin air??) #coco: where is your source

[thejadecount]

I’m surprised that no one has made a Marvel x Rottmnt crossover where Dr. Strange becomes Mikey’s teacher to train his magic after the movie

I mean y’all saw what Mikey’s portal shit done to him in the final act, he ain’t going to drawing for a while—he could totally parallel that whole ‘traded his craft for magic’ stuff Dr. Strange did

And the personality foil! C’mon folks the fanfics and oneshots are practically writing themselves

#am I the only one who sees this? #it would be awesome #Mikey: okay guys I gotta go Teach is waiting for me #Leo: you know Mikey we really would like to meet this guy one day #Mikey causally: sorry bros but he doesn’t have time for stuff like that he’s too busy being the Sorcerer Supreme #the brothers: YOUR TEACHER IS WHAT— #anyways I think it would just be funny #also the other avengers meeting up with Strange— #Iron Man: You know Magic Man I would really appreciate your help right now— #Dr. Strange: not right now stark I’m busing training my apprentice #Tony: Your apprentice—*sees Mikey*WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?! #Dr. Strange also casually: this is Mikey #Tony weakly: The-the turtle has a name? #rottmnt #rise tmnt #marvel #mcu #crossover #dr strange #rottmnt mikey #rise mikey

[br1ghtestlight]

this is LITERALLY how my teachers talked about me when i was in school and then they're surprised when i dropped out (none of them were actually. they didnt care lmao)

#“how can you be in seventh grade and not have your basic multiplication tables memorized” #GIRL YOU TELL ME???? #tbf my entire year was stupid as hell couldnt name a single canadian province other than the one we live in when we were in high school #couldnt do multiplication or basic french sentences. saying this w/ love bcuz i also couldnt do those things <3 #you're angry at students for being so stupid but what are they supposed to do?? they can't magically go inside their own head #and fix whatever is wrong with their brain. you're angry bcuz they dont understand but why is that THEIR FAULT #i got a lot of this esp when I was in math class. teachers angry i didnt get what they were teaching after the 1000th time #as if it wasn't worse for me being unable to understand no matter what they did. at least they get to go home at the end of the day #knowing they're smarter and better than I am #txt

[voraxiia]

remember there was a time when i said i wouldn't know how to quit tumblr

( there's a small rant going on in the tags but the point is i miss it here ok and i hope everyone's having a splendid day / week / month and your favourite treat is on sale bc you deserve it )

#// i would like to thank my parents and teachers and everyone who convinced me to be a doctor #// i now have raging depriety and gastritis and there are firecrackers in my knees everytime i even slightly bend them #// i also cry when people are nice to me bc i'm used to being treated like i'm a dumbass b*tch #// and people refuse to teach you how to handle things so that when there are urgent situations they can take time to insult you #// instead of idk give instructions/orders what to do to be useful #// like if you really wanted to do everything yourself just shut up and do it it's quicker that way #// ' what are you doing ' idk waiting for you to send the link to access your brain and download the information we should magically know #// also bc i already have a diagnosis it's more tricky to ask for a leave for some reason #// bc apparently it'll easily become ' proof ' that i'm not fit for the job after all and 7 years of hard work and money will go to waste #// and i haven't even gotten my first paycheck #// so of course it would be better to wait my turn for 2.5 hours at the ED with a ' less severe ' diagnosis for the day #// like oh no my tummy hurts so much for some reason today but it's totally not bc of anxiety pfft what's an anxiety

[elle-smells]

i think that the fact that you can just become a professor just with experience in your field and basically no TEACHER training is bafling to me

#yeah your research is cool and you COULD teach me about it #doesnt me you are equiped to do it in an effective way #just bcs we´re no longer kids doesnt mean you magically know how to teach ppl

[amatres]

top wardens to kill in the ultimate sacrifice:

-Mahariel: they were always meant to die, the story opens with their death sentence. this year they had was just borrowed time. they'll see their fallen friend on the other side

-Surana/Amell: how could a child who grew up in an environment so entrenched in violations of their personal autonomy ever ask someone else sacrifice their own just for survival? there's no place in thedas that will accept a witch anyway

-Aeducan: tarnished honor and a home they can't return to, a family that tore itself apart for a throne not freely given in the end. how could you face the ancestors in any other way but by killing one of their greatest enemies?

#ama mumbles #dragon age #dragon age origins #you can make arguments for all of them but these are always the ones that stick out most to me #brosca is the hardest for me to explain tbh. unless they for some reason buy into the honor stuff of orzammar #but similar to the magi origin they were raised in an environment that called for them to sacrifice their body for relative safety #and i feel they'd more pragmatic about it. thats my own view of it tho #couslands doing it i always see as an active suicide attempt bc of uh. their family being gone similar to aeducan #that or they really took in chantry teachings and can't stomach the idea of using forbidden magic even to save themself #which is similar to another angle for the magi origin #tabris could have a similar vein to the magi origin bc they uh. start with a horrific act being done onto their family #and cant stomach the idea of getting even close to that again to save themselves #anyway! kill your warden! it's fun to think of why they wouldn't save themself

[hal-o-ween]

Current experience on my new bg3 file

#Gale when he knows Tav wants to hold his hand like 🧐->😳->*debbie ryan hair tuck* #anyways i like this new guy he is a fighter and my god. pairing riposte with the style that increases your ac. great decision #my art #bg3 #this guy still woozy from getting his blood sucked ''wow nice wizard guy teaching me magic? would love to hold his hand maybe'' #undescribed

[her-midas-touch]

I will find you and ambush you with hugs that is a threat

#teach me your magical ways oh ethereal chaotic supreme witchy ruler #kat 🌻✨

[whereisthedamndaddymanual]

Look I don't know what the fuck antarctica is.

It's like stuff your ass ain't surviving past though

#I could see myself as a dragon the sixe of creation watching you breathe fire for me though #the little dragon female is like whaever you want master *poof* *puff* *snap dragon* #and the master dragon breathes into creation once again #look honey I had to grow it process it and sometimes ship it over the Christopher Columbus route #it's the most crazy part of it all and I already know it's true because I was there and I am going to be there #it was a simple time #car ride and some food #the old man that I like is there and things go well usually #I kinda remember me thinking about myself man what is this guy's deal #like after seeing myself selling nothing can ever compare #me: dude I would NEVER work at a restaurant that is for chicks #and yet there I am pretending I suppose #like how about I retire and go manage a restaurant like no mother fucker that's not what he does....he does those two #waitresses #uh well if anything gets a bell 133 I can claim it solo or in pair #I want to take extra sugar with you and one hand on each hood just gently letting you both feel my spark #connecting one hand with two hands #it's like water if you stare at each hydrogen right you gave two hos #but yanno let's get naked and get high and have fun and if you want to call it magic then that's what it is #she says wait til you taste that meat #shot out to your pics with your eyes red as fuck though.... that's hot #one thing you don't want to do is bring a dreamcast into my domain and not expect me to unlock the company logo to fight you #like logos ethos pathos.....like more than they claim but they don't know shit #like yeah.....I wanna slowly feel my bulge as you both demonstrate and begin the way of the hiot #yeah you've been doing it for years let's see it first #first time for me anyway #which makes it your most important teaching hoot #drugs teacher student relationship #sex: owner slave (s' down the line) relationship #I never wanted to be a phlebotomist but for you I will learn

[brutalmasks]

i feel like bunny mask would highkey have so much fun with a phone if someone gave one to her... ( possibly too much fun ) and i say this because of how much cat content is on the internet. like forget spamming your friends, she'd LITERALLY make your phone EXPLODE with how many cat gifs / photos she'd be sending you. exhibit a:

she'd probably be sending you TONS of silly little gifs like this with a caption like ' oh my god look at haow cute thais CAT is ' [ she still doesn't quite know how to type on the phone yet, though... bless her heart. so her messages are literally just FILLED with typos. ]

#LET ME TEACH YOU: headcanons. #SOMETHING FEELS AMISS: musings. #why is this both so FUNNY and so cute to think about to me at the same time JSJSJ #like she would probably be pointing at the phone excitedly at tyler like ' TYLER TYLER OMG LOOK AT HOW MANY CATS ARE ON THIS MAGIC BOX OF- #YOURS ' like OHHH... bunny mask. if only you knew how beloved you are by me 😭😂