#td josé

[constellaj]

put jose in ridonculous race. watch him and the ice dancers try to kill each other. ruin alejandro's life.

#total drama #total drama the ridonculous race #ice dancers #td jacques #td josee #jose burromuerto #td josé

[perpetualexistence]

Team CIRRRRH accidentally on purpose destroy José

José would definitely be the type of brother to stroll up to Alejandro's friend group to humiliate Alejandro. Alejandro sees him coming and knows exactly what he's going to do because he's done this with multiple friend groups in the past.

José's problem is that Team CIRRRRH isn't quite like Alejandro's previous friend groups. In the past Alejandro stuck with sycophants, people who were easily manipulated, or other stuck up rich children. It's easy to turn a group against one of their own if you make them lose their respect that person.

That doesn't work on a group of idiots whose only criteria for respect is 'puts up with our bullshit'.

Most of José's attempts at bringing up humiliating moments go completely over their heads. Tyler and Owen usually end up going "Same!" or bring up even more embarrassing moments that they experienced all on their own. Izzy's just Izzy. Noah normally would laugh at Alejandro's expense, and he does at first. But he stops when he realizes that this is encouraging José to keep going and figures out 'oh this isn't sibling teasing, this is sibling tearing apart friendships for shits and giggles'.

When José realizes that isn't going to work, he settles for insulting the reast of Team CIRRRRH so he can fix his pride and storm off in a huff.

This was his biggest mistake. Not because any of them blow up at him. Not because Noah verbally eviscerates him. No. It's for what Tyler says in response.

"That's not cool, Joe."

José's eyebrow twitches. Team CIRRRRH notices because they've seen Alejandro do it many times before, and have at this point learned not to call him Al. They look at each other, and then look back at José.

"We really expected better from you, Joseph."

"Yeah Jojo!"

"I usually don't like saying this to people, but maybe you should go, Josh."

José's forced to bite back his sheer and utter rage as he just storms off.

This is the day when Alejandro realizes these aren't just idiots. They're HIS idiots.

#total drama #td #td headcanons #team cirrrrh #td noah #total drama noah #td alejandro #total drama alejandro #td tyler #total drama tyler #td izzy #total drama izzy #td owen #total drama owen #total drama world tour #tdwt #total drama josé #td josé #team chris is really really really really hot #alley cats au

[klooq]

Maybe alejandros dream was a sight

Yall liked the last one so here we go 😔

#td josé #tdi #total drama #jose burromuerto #fanart #tdi fanart #alejandro burromuerto #td alejandro #total drama alejandro #tdas #alejandro #jose #josé #josè

[total-drama-brainrot]

Alenoah Week 2024: Day 2 - "First Encounter"

... The remaining two submissions, a pair of brothers, stared tauntingly back at him from the photographs in his hands. The photos had been helpfully signed, with the elder brother's displaying his name, "José Burromuerto", in blocky capitals whilst the younger's name, "Alejandro Burromuerto", laced across the printing paper in a pretty cursive. If their respective handwritings weren't anything to go by, their chosen poses for the photos certainly were- and they were all too telling. José's face, all sharp angles and high cheekbones, was pinched into something the latino probably thought was an attractive smoulder, though to Noah it looked more like he was trying (and failing) to hold in a gargantuan fart, but he was otherwise stiff and statuesque in the image. Even his hair, poised into an upwards quiff, looked rigid. It screamed fake. As far as first impressions went, José's was lacklustre at best. In contrast, Alejandro's chosen image was almost playful- and Noah loathed to describe it as such, though he couldn't think of a more fitting term. The younger brother graced the camera with a pair of impishly pouted lips and a wink, throwing up a cheeky peace sign towards the recipient. Long hair, liquid smooth in appearance, cascaded across his shoulders like swirls of coffee, brushing against his caramel skin and framing the vibrant apple green of his eye. (Had the cynic been inclined to continue his chosen semantic field, he might even go so far as to describe Alejandro as a whole snack. But he would never think such a thing.) If Noah didn't know any better, he'd assume that Alejandro was the ditzy sort- especially in comparison to his older brother- but the bookworm was smarter than that. Alejandro's mannerisms in the photo were playful, sure, but far more subdued than your average himbo's behaviour- there was something calculated about his buoyant presence, something carefully constructed. Just as fake as his brother, but something far more intricate and performative. It was... intriguing. He was also, as much as the assistant hated to admit it, unfairly attractive.

Assistant Noah's first encounter with Alejandro; wherein Noah reviews the submissions for Total Drama Dirtbags and has to choose which Burromuerto brother makes the cut. Two guesses as to who he chooses!

Otherwise known as Noah sees Alejandro's submission photo and experiences gay panic.

Bonus! Without the sunglasses:

He's so tired someone please let him rest.

#just an excuse for me to rip on josé's stupid face and stupider haircut #but mostly because the idea of noah being the one to confirm alejandro as the dirtbag contestant because he finds him hot is really funny #...but also because i wanted to draw josé mewing because that's even funnier #alenoah week 2024 also known as ophe's week long shitpost spree #total drama #td alejandro #td noah #td josé #alenoah #alenoahweek2024 #ophe doodles

[wheredidalltheusersgo]

José if he served

This design was inspired by @chris-mclean-has-me-by-the-neck 's josé design! PLEASE go look at her design, it's so scrumptious (the bull necklace design was also inspired by her)

#JOSÉ REDESIGN WOOHOOOOOOO #josé my love forever #josé my beautiful wife #intersex josé #José Big Naturals #total drama #td josé #total drama redesign #my art #girl help I made him too cunty

[r4bidcherry]

(chester voice) back in my day men used to be able to dress openly cuntily!!

redraw of this lol

#total drama #td josé

[didyouknowtotaldrama]

Well, at least he didn't have to face the world. Or something...

Apparently, Gwen was going to be a vegan in All-Stars, too. Not sure what that's about.

#total drama #td scott #td duncan #td bridgette #td noah #td heather #td alejandro #td José #td gwen

[wetterfishguts]

im gonna smack him round the head with a brick. anyway hi guys

#td #tdi #total drama #td josé #total drama josé #jose burromuerto #anyway uhh #thankyou for all the likes and stuff on my other posts i do really appreciate it ^_^ #may be posting more soon... i have college stuff to do though

[chris-mclean-has-me-by-the-neck]

I love drawing toxic men

#total drama #td #tdas #td josé #jose burromuerto

[milksteakkk]

um woah oc x cannon be upon ye

#yes that is josé. im sorry #mirs scribbles #total drama #elijahposting #yes thats his name #td josé #josé burromuerto #td elijah #elijosé #total drama oc #td oc #2 versiona because i like both #please ask me about elijah. please

[4rtbyl33]

The Burromuertos(goobers)

Another thing for a vid lmfaofnsi

I honestly wasn't gonna publish anything 2day but I love this doodle way too much to not share it here

#total drama #td alejandro #td josé #td carlos

[xxalphaclownxx]

josé spears save me,,,, save me josé spears,,,,

#woof gin’s art meow #total drama #josé burromuerto #total drama all stars #tdas #britney spears #hit me baby one more time #album cover #god i want him so bad #the things i’d do to this man #what’s he looking up at 😏/j #i’ve got a blood covered version too #if anyones interested #td josé #josé td

[totaldramaenthusiast]

#total drama #td josé

[klooq]

Reminder this is what josé could look like in alejandro's dreams

#total drama alejandro #td alejandro #tdi #td josé #jose burromuerto #alejandro burromuerto #fanart #joke

[total-drama-brainrot]

Deep diving into Alejandro's ethnicity and family because the show is vague with how both are portrayed, and I'm pedantic:

Off the bat, we know that he was born in 🇪🇸 Spain. Or at least, that's what his wiki page says, so I'm sure it's mentioned in some kind of canon content (the show, the character interviews, the creators' stating it, ect). He often times speaks en español, either by replacing words and phrases in otherwise English sentences or cussing out his team in an entirely spanish confession. His name is also rooted in Spanish origin; 'Alejandro' is the Spanish equivalent of Alexander, and his surname 'Burromuerto' literally translates to "Dead Donkey", likely a combination of the idioms "beating a dead horse" and "no ver tres en un burro", translation: can't see three on a donkey; akin to 'blind as a bat'.

I could go on about the symbolism of his name(s) and how it relates to his performance on Total Drama, but that's not essential to the topic at hand so I'll go over it later.*

With this in mind, the show really wants us to believe that he's Spanish, or at the very least Hispanic.

In Chinese Fake-Out, we learn that he won a gold medal at the South American Skate Olympics, so he presumably lived somewhere in South America in his childhood. On the wiki, it claims that he moved to Latin America soon after he was born. His comment in the same episode about eating barbequed guinea pigs where he grew up had a lot of people deducing that he lived in 🇵🇪 Peru since guinea pig is famously a delicacy there. The question begs, why would Alejandro and the rest of the Burromuertos move to Peru from Spain?

We know that Alejandro's father is a diplomat, so uprooting the family to a new country could be related to his work, but I doubt a diplomat would settle down and start a family just to go through the hassle of moving them halfway across the world to a random country, regardless of his salary.

What other reason would anyone have for dragging their brood across the sea? To see their extended family.

Family is a big character motivation for Alejandro: he has a lot of pride in being a Burromuerto and often times complains about disappointing his family or being susceptible to José's teasing when his plans don't work out. Pride is a staple of the Burromuertos; they even have a family code they abide by. That kind of mindset is usually generational, implying that his parents place the same emphasis on the presentation and opinions of their family.

The most glaring example of this mindset is the hate fuelled rivalry between Alejandro and José, which was sparked by their desperate need to be the "better son". The main goal of the Burromuerto brothers is familial recognition. Understandable, when your parents are too successful to raise you themselves, any kid would be desperate for their attention. Since their competition was allowed to escalate to the point of mutual loathing, their parents probably encouraged their behaviour; when you value familial reputation over everything of course you want your children to continuously prove themselves. (Poor Al is just full of complex familial trauma, from his parents' neglect to his brothers' bullying to the incredible pressure he's put under to succeed. No wonder he's like that.)

After seeing how the brothers are willing to go to extremes for the sake of family, it's reasonable that parents sharing that mindset would move across an ocean just to see their relatives (and likely compete with them, after all even a younger Alejandro was showing up everyone in South America's skateboarding scene).

Suggesting that either one or both of his parents, or grandparents, are Latin American. For simplicities sake, we'll say that Alejandro's dad is Spanish (as he carries the surname), and his mother is Peruvian (since Peru is the assumed country they moved to).

That means that the brothers qualify as both Hispanic and Latino. Alejandro's latin blood really is canon, and the stereotypical 'Latin Lover' archetype he fills (alongside the "Archvillain" he's titled as) is all the more accurate. He's evidently very proud of both heritages.

To clarify, the Burromuertos moved to Peru when Alejandro was young to be with his Mother's side of the family.

If we want to really wade into the theoretical waters, I'd like to suggest that Alejandro's father left Spain because he disgraced himself/his family in some way, and that's why he's so insistent on his sons restoring the family pride and prestige.

So, I've established Alejandro's ethnicity and touched on the bare-bones basics of his home life. But what about his other brother, or his uncle? You know, the characters that were mentioned once and never expanded upon. Don't worry, I've got notes on them too.

Carlos: The eldest child and a professional soccer player. Alejandro doesn't mention anything about a rivalry with Carlos. Instead, he suggests the two share a healthier bond as Carlos taught him soccer skills. 'Carlos' the name is a Spanish variant of Charles, meaning "free man". Fitting, since it's widely assumed that Carlos escaped from the Burromuerto home's harmful environment at his first opportunity and 'freed himself' from their high expectations/standards, hence why he doesn't engage in the family-typical hypercompetitive bullying. A somewhat common fandom troupe I've seen is Carlos being disowned by the Burromuertos, and post-World Tour/All-Stars Alejandro reconnecting with him after he too is disowned.

Uncle Julio: The hypnotist. All we really know about Julio is his name and occupation, but it's enough to pin him down as Alejandro's maternal uncle. Alejandro states that he learned hypnosis from Julio in The EX-Files; as he grew up in Peru, the only family he reasonably could have interacted with outside of the nuclear unit would be his mother's relatives. His comment "manipulation runs in the family" is never ascribed to the Burromuertos by name, which adds to the implication that Julio isn't his father's brother, as any skill as useful as hypnosis would definitely be branded under his surname otherwise. Additionally, 'Julio' as a name is derivative of the Latin Julius or Julianus (meaning "Devoted to Jove/Jupiter", the Roman incarnation of Zeus, though I can't find any meaning in this applicable to his character), and not a strictly Spanish name like those of Alejandro and his brothers. Instead, it's common in most Hispanic and Latin American countries.

José: The middle child and Alejandro's source of his lingering childhood trauma, if the aversion to the nickname "Al" is anything to go by, I've already written about their relationship. The name 'José' is a Spanish variant of Joseph, which means "to add/give" in it's simplest interpretation. He sure does give Alejandro a tonne of issues, so I suppose it tracks.

*And finally, analysing the symbolism of Alejandro's name.

Alejandro, derived from Alexander, meaning "warrior" and "man's defender". Though in Al's case, it's likely a reference to Alexander the Great as opposed to the name's literal meaning/origins- Alejandro conquered the competition like Alexander conquered his empire.

Burromuerto's double idioms combine "beating a dead horse donkey" with "blind as a bat", likely as a convoluted way to say he's blinding the dead donkey; in this case, the beaten dead horse donkey is the OG cast of Total Drama who have already been milked for two seasons of content and have little left to offer (therefore, the third season is the beating of the dead horse, as its' an attempt to force content out of a resource with nothing left to give. that's why they added two more competitors, if that makes any sense? I'm not sure if I'm explaining this well enough,) and Alejandro is deceiving or 'blinding' them through his manipulations.

Obviously, this is all speculation written by someone with too much free time and no expertise. All of my knowledge/facts come from google searches and connecting dots that likely have no real links to each other. I'm not an authority on any subject. Keep that in mind, please.

Feel free to add your own opinions/thoughts! Or correct things that are be wrong!

#long post #total drama #td alejandro #td josé #the burromuertos #character analysis #silly headcanons #thoughtless posting #ophe rambling #ah yes. the deaddonkey brothers. charles jospeh and alexander. /lh

[wheredidalltheusersgo]

Hi josé community

#total drama #td josé #suggestive #highly suggestive #my art #josé big naturals #sorry guys i love drawing him